My ideal April 1st is one where at no point do I see anything related to “April Fools.”
I realize this makes me sound like a buzzkill No-Funsington-Bear. I promise I’m not usually. What I am is exhausted of tricks, pranks, and other japery in poor spirit, poor execution, and poor intention.
We already live in a world where it’s rational to trust very little of what gets posted to the Internet. It’s time to put this “holiday” out of its misery, do us all a favor, and let it diminish and go into the West.