I Spend Too Much Money on Magic For Someone Who Doesn’t Play Magic
If I had to guess I last played Magic: The Gathering in 2005. I went to a card shop (a type of place I spent approximately no time, even then,) to hang out with a friend who was hopelessly addicted to the stuff, and played a pickup game with one of the local card sharks. It went poorly, and I swore off the habit for good. Except every once in a while it manages to get its claws back into me.