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A four-panel meme in a 2-by-2 grid depicts a pale-faced person wearing a tall black hat, black hood, bright red robes, and a large chain, alternating between seated and standing positions in a dim interior. In the top-left panel, the figure faces forward with one hand raised, with the caption “Pathetic mortals!” In the top-right panel, the figure is shown from the waist up beside a bald person in the foreground, with the text “You spend so much time arguing whether or not a hotdog is a sandwich”. In the bottom-left panel, the red-robed figure stands with one hand extended, captioned “that you're ignoring the real question...” In the bottom-right panel, the bald person faces the robed figure in profile while other people are blurred in the background, with the caption “…Is cereal soup?” A four-panel meme in a 2-by-2 grid depicts a pale-faced person wearing a tall black hat, black hood, bright red robes, and a large chain, alternating between seated and standing positions in a dim interior. In the top-left panel, the figure faces forward with one hand raised, with the caption “Pathetic mortals!” In the top-right panel, the figure is shown from the waist up beside a bald person in the foreground, with the text “You spend so much time arguing whether or not a hotdog is a sandwich”. In the bottom-left panel, the red-robed figure stands with one hand extended, captioned “that you're ignoring the real question...” In the bottom-right panel, the bald person faces the robed figure in profile while other people are blurred in the background, with the caption “…Is cereal soup?”
White text at the top reads, “when you tell a joke so funny at work that HR wants to hear it.” Below, a close-up selfie of a bearded man seated inside a vehicle shows him looking upward with wide eyes and a tense, expressionless mouth. The vehicle’s dark interior and a window are visible behind him. White text at the top reads, “when you tell a joke so funny at work that HR wants to hear it.” Below, a close-up selfie of a bearded man seated inside a vehicle shows him looking upward with wide eyes and a tense, expressionless mouth. The vehicle’s dark interior and a window are visible behind him.
A roadside changeable-letter sign stands on two posts beside a sidewalk, with trees, residential and commercial buildings, and parked cars in the background. Its large black capital letters read, line by line: “DEAR NAPS IM” / “SORRY I WAS A” / “JERK TO YOU” / “AS A KID”. A small blue panel along the bottom reads “WallingfordSign.com” and includes Twitter and Facebook icons. A roadside changeable-letter sign stands on two posts beside a sidewalk, with trees, residential and commercial buildings, and parked cars in the background. Its large black capital letters read, line by line: “DEAR NAPS IM” / “SORRY I WAS A” / “JERK TO YOU” / “AS A KID”. A small blue panel along the bottom reads “WallingfordSign.com” and includes Twitter and Facebook icons.
On a white background, six stylized black cats with shaggy, fuzzy outlines surround centered black lettering that reads, “DON’T FORGET TO BE A LITTLE WEIRDO TODAY.” At the top left is a round cat with one raised paw, pointed ears, yellow eyes, and a small pink tongue; at the top center, a cat hangs upside down with its tail pointing upward and yellow eyes near the bottom; at the top right, a long-legged, spider-like cat stands with its tail raised and yellow eyes. Along the bottom, a large cropped cat at left winks and shows two small fangs, a cropped cat’s face appears in the center with yellow eyes, and a shaggy, elongated cat stands at right with narrow yellow eyes. On a white background, six stylized black cats with shaggy, fuzzy outlines surround centered black lettering that reads, “DON’T FORGET TO BE A LITTLE WEIRDO TODAY.” At the top left is a round cat with one raised paw, pointed ears, yellow eyes, and a small pink tongue; at the top center, a cat hangs upside down with its tail pointing upward and yellow eyes near the bottom; at the top right, a long-legged, spider-like cat stands with its tail raised and yellow eyes. Along the bottom, a large cropped cat at left winks and shows two small fangs, a cropped cat’s face appears in the center with yellow eyes, and a shaggy, elongated cat stands at right with narrow yellow eyes.
A two-part collage on a light gray background uses the headings “Born to:” and “Forced to:”. Under “Born to:” are three fantasy paintings: a horned, bearded figure in a black robe stands with arms raised beside a glowing crystal ball; a long-haired, bearded figure in blue robes raises both hands amid rocks and blue light; and a pointed-hat, bearded wizard in blue robes sits on a swing beside a tree. Under “Forced to:” are four images: a woman with glasses leans over a laptop while laughing or crying; the green Microsoft Excel logo with a white “X”; a person in a white shirt holds a large white cup filled with black coffee; and a black schedule panel listing “6:00am,” “6:30am,” “7:00am,” “8:00am,” and “9:00am,” each with a green toggle switch. A two-part collage on a light gray background uses the headings “Born to:” and “Forced to:”. Under “Born to:” are three fantasy paintings: a horned, bearded figure in a black robe stands with arms raised beside a glowing crystal ball; a long-haired, bearded figure in blue robes raises both hands amid rocks and blue light; and a pointed-hat, bearded wizard in blue robes sits on a swing beside a tree. Under “Forced to:” are four images: a woman with glasses leans over a laptop while laughing or crying; the green Microsoft Excel logo with a white “X”; a person in a white shirt holds a large white cup filled with black coffee; and a black schedule panel listing “6:00am,” “6:30am,” “7:00am,” “8:00am,” and “9:00am,” each with a green toggle switch.
A black-bordered card is held in a person’s hand outdoors. The upper white portion contains two separate black-and-white illustrations of what appear to be halves of a pain-relief tablet, one tilted left and the other upright. Along the bottom is a black silhouetted landscape with trees and buildings. Large white capital letters read “I WANT TWO” on one line and “ALEVE” below it. Small white text in the lower-right corner reads “WORLD OF HURT - OAKLAND”. A black-bordered card is held in a person’s hand outdoors. The upper white portion contains two separate black-and-white illustrations of what appear to be halves of a pain-relief tablet, one tilted left and the other upright. Along the bottom is a black silhouetted landscape with trees and buildings. Large white capital letters read “I WANT TWO” on one line and “ALEVE” below it. Small white text in the lower-right corner reads “WORLD OF HURT - OAKLAND”.
A square graphic with a colorful purple, blue, and black starfield background. Large bold white uppercase text is centered in stacked lines and reads exactly: “BECOME / THE WEIRD SPACE / WIZARD / YOU WANT TO SEE / AIRBRUSHED ON / THE SIDE OF A VAN.” A square graphic with a colorful purple, blue, and black starfield background. Large bold white uppercase text is centered in stacked lines and reads exactly: “BECOME / THE WEIRD SPACE / WIZARD / YOU WANT TO SEE / AIRBRUSHED ON / THE SIDE OF A VAN.”
A vintage-style advertisement features a close-up portrait of Pinhead, the pin-covered humanoid character from *Hellraiser*, occupying the left side; his pale, cracked face has dark eye sockets, a neutral expression, and numerous metal pins protruding from his head and face, with a dark red-and-black outfit and ornate collar below. On the dark brown right side, the text reads “Hot” in yellow script, “CENOBITES” in large cream block letters, “in your” and “area” in yellow script, and “have such sights to show you” in large cream letters. A small square graphic at the bottom right depicts a circular maze-like design and contains a button labeled “CLICK HERE.” A vintage-style advertisement features a close-up portrait of Pinhead, the pin-covered humanoid character from *Hellraiser*, occupying the left side; his pale, cracked face has dark eye sockets, a neutral expression, and numerous metal pins protruding from his head and face, with a dark red-and-black outfit and ornate collar below. On the dark brown right side, the text reads “Hot” in yellow script, “CENOBITES” in large cream block letters, “in your” and “area” in yellow script, and “have such sights to show you” in large cream letters. A small square graphic at the bottom right depicts a circular maze-like design and contains a button labeled “CLICK HERE.”
A raccoon stands on a light wooden floor, facing the camera and gripping the barrel of a small black rifle held out by a person’s hand in the lower right. The raccoon’s ears are upright and its face appears focused. A black caption box near the bottom reads, “Go, do a crime.” A raccoon stands on a light wooden floor, facing the camera and gripping the barrel of a small black rifle held out by a person’s hand in the lower right. The raccoon’s ears are upright and its face appears focused. A black caption box near the bottom reads, “Go, do a crime.”
At the top, black text reads, “I don’t understand cryptocurrency but I would definitely be interested in cryptidcurrency.” Below it are four silver-colored coin illustrations arranged in a two-by-two grid: the upper-left coin is labeled “THE BIGFOOT” and depicts a furry, humanlike figure walking through a wooded scene; the upper-right is labeled “THE MOTHMAN” and depicts a winged humanoid with outstretched arms; the lower-left is labeled “CHUPACABRA” and depicts a small, spiky-backed creature crouched over an animal; and the lower-right is labeled “LOCH NESS MONSTER” and depicts a long-necked creature emerging from a lake, with a shoreline and castle in the background. At the top, black text reads, “I don’t understand cryptocurrency but I would definitely be interested in cryptidcurrency.” Below it are four silver-colored coin illustrations arranged in a two-by-two grid: the upper-left coin is labeled “THE BIGFOOT” and depicts a furry, humanlike figure walking through a wooded scene; the upper-right is labeled “THE MOTHMAN” and depicts a winged humanoid with outstretched arms; the lower-left is labeled “CHUPACABRA” and depicts a small, spiky-backed creature crouched over an animal; and the lower-right is labeled “LOCH NESS MONSTER” and depicts a long-necked creature emerging from a lake, with a shoreline and castle in the background.
A two-panel meme featuring a scene from *The Simpsons*. In the upper panel, bus driver Otto Mann, wearing a blue uniform and cap, grips a black steering wheel and looks to the right while driving past an industrial landscape; white text across the bottom reads, “DON'T MAKE ME TAP THE SIGN.” In the lower panel, a yellow cartoon hand points upward toward a white rectangular sign containing the text, “My context was clear and you are misinterpreting me for your own purposes, or, we are so vastly different, we will never agree, and so stranger, here we part.” A two-panel meme featuring a scene from *The Simpsons*. In the upper panel, bus driver Otto Mann, wearing a blue uniform and cap, grips a black steering wheel and looks to the right while driving past an industrial landscape; white text across the bottom reads, “DON'T MAKE ME TAP THE SIGN.” In the lower panel, a yellow cartoon hand points upward toward a white rectangular sign containing the text, “My context was clear and you are misinterpreting me for your own purposes, or, we are so vastly different, we will never agree, and so stranger, here we part.”
A white-background screenshot of a text post by “anthraxlobster,” with a small blue-toned profile picture at the upper left and a vertical scroll bar along the right edge. The post reads: “Free worldbuilding idea: Wizards have the same trust in magic that software designers have in software, which is to say, almost none at all. ‘Are you fucking kidding me I worked in a reagent shop for a few years I don’t trust any of that stuff. Who the hell knows what other components are in the ashes.’ ‘Yeah I was in the circle that made Alston’s Divine Circle of Teleportation. There’s some pretty nasty corner cases you can get into but the headmaster published it without us. I just take ships. It’s way safer.’ ‘I call bullshit on that Necromancer channeling spirits of loved ones. What did he say he was using? ‘Medium Conduit Ruinic Circles’? That’s just a bunch of buzzwords slapped together, and they don’t even interact with each other.’ ‘I’ve been looking at this scroll all morning and I’m 90% sure that the scribe didn’t even look at the standard for pyromancies.’” A white-background screenshot of a text post by “anthraxlobster,” with a small blue-toned profile picture at the upper left and a vertical scroll bar along the right edge. The post reads: “Free worldbuilding idea: Wizards have the same trust in magic that software designers have in software, which is to say, almost none at all. ‘Are you fucking kidding me I worked in a reagent shop for a few years I don’t trust any of that stuff. Who the hell knows what other components are in the ashes.’ ‘Yeah I was in the circle that made Alston’s Divine Circle of Teleportation. There’s some pretty nasty corner cases you can get into but the headmaster published it without us. I just take ships. It’s way safer.’ ‘I call bullshit on that Necromancer channeling spirits of loved ones. What did he say he was using? ‘Medium Conduit Ruinic Circles’? That’s just a bunch of buzzwords slapped together, and they don’t even interact with each other.’ ‘I’ve been looking at this scroll all morning and I’m 90% sure that the scribe didn’t even look at the standard for pyromancies.’”
A vertically oriented meme with a brightly lit concert or nightclub scene in the background: silhouetted people dance amid purple, pink, and white stage lights and beams, with a large figure in a wide-brimmed hat on the left and several smaller figures across the center and right. Large distressed white uppercase text at the top reads, “YOU HAVE TO DO STUFF THAT AVERAGE PEOPLE DON’T UNDERSTAND BECAUSE THOSE ARE THE ONLY GOOD THINGS.” The bottom right reads, “—ANDY WARHOL.” A faint vertical watermark along the lower left edge reads, “FURRYFANDOM.INK.” A vertically oriented meme with a brightly lit concert or nightclub scene in the background: silhouetted people dance amid purple, pink, and white stage lights and beams, with a large figure in a wide-brimmed hat on the left and several smaller figures across the center and right. Large distressed white uppercase text at the top reads, “YOU HAVE TO DO STUFF THAT AVERAGE PEOPLE DON’T UNDERSTAND BECAUSE THOSE ARE THE ONLY GOOD THINGS.” The bottom right reads, “—ANDY WARHOL.” A faint vertical watermark along the lower left edge reads, “FURRYFANDOM.INK.”
A Barbie-like fashion doll with long dark hair sits on the left against a black, star-speckled background, holding a pink telephone receiver to her ear. She wears a pink top, a light patterned skirt, white fishnet stockings, and black shoes; one leg is extended and her face has a neutral, slight smile. Large glowing pink and purple text fills the right and lower portions of the image, reading exactly: “thank you for contacting the abyss your scream is VERY important to us.” A Barbie-like fashion doll with long dark hair sits on the left against a black, star-speckled background, holding a pink telephone receiver to her ear. She wears a pink top, a light patterned skirt, white fishnet stockings, and black shoes; one leg is extended and her face has a neutral, slight smile. Large glowing pink and purple text fills the right and lower portions of the image, reading exactly: “thank you for contacting the abyss your scream is VERY important to us.”
A close-up photo of a tan, fluffy rabbit facing the camera inside a wire enclosure, with its ears upright, eyes wide, and front paws tucked beneath its round body. Centered across the rabbit’s face is the white text “reconsider.” in lowercase letters with a black outline. A small white watermark reading “@strawberryceleste” appears in the lower-right corner. A close-up photo of a tan, fluffy rabbit facing the camera inside a wire enclosure, with its ears upright, eyes wide, and front paws tucked beneath its round body. Centered across the rabbit’s face is the white text “reconsider.” in lowercase letters with a black outline. A small white watermark reading “@strawberryceleste” appears in the lower-right corner.
A red fox climbs out through a partially open white-framed window, with its front legs and head extended into the room; lace curtains hang on both sides. A news-style banner across the lower half has a red label reading “IT NEWS” and a white caption beneath it reading “Firefox has discovered a security breach in Windows”. A red fox climbs out through a partially open white-framed window, with its front legs and head extended into the room; lace curtains hang on both sides. A news-style banner across the lower half has a red label reading “IT NEWS” and a white caption beneath it reading “Firefox has discovered a security breach in Windows”.
A close-up crab stands on wet sand at the seashore, facing the camera with its red body and legs reflected in the water; both large purple-tipped claws are raised high on either side. White, bold, uppercase text with a black shadow across the bottom reads: “IF YOU HOLD A CRAB UP TO YOUR EAR / YOU CAN HEAR WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE / ATTACKED BY A CRAB”. A close-up crab stands on wet sand at the seashore, facing the camera with its red body and legs reflected in the water; both large purple-tipped claws are raised high on either side. White, bold, uppercase text with a black shadow across the bottom reads: “IF YOU HOLD A CRAB UP TO YOUR EAR / YOU CAN HEAR WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE / ATTACKED BY A CRAB”.
A screenshot of an X post on a white background. At the top left is a circular purple profile picture depicting a dark blue-purple silhouetted figure wearing a red cap with tiny white lettering. To its right, the account name reads “Abyssal Argonaut” with the handle “@divinetrickr” beneath it. The post text reads: “Everyone thinks Japan is futuristic but it’s still 1991 just with fast trains and nice toilets.” Below it is the line “Okay so paradise”. The footer reads “2:01 PM · 7/7/26 · 413K Views”, followed by engagement icons and counts: a speech bubble with “150”, repost arrows with “1.5K”, a heart with “35K”, a bookmark with “1.2K”, and a share icon with no visible count. A screenshot of an X post on a white background. At the top left is a circular purple profile picture depicting a dark blue-purple silhouetted figure wearing a red cap with tiny white lettering. To its right, the account name reads “Abyssal Argonaut” with the handle “@divinetrickr” beneath it. The post text reads: “Everyone thinks Japan is futuristic but it’s still 1991 just with fast trains and nice toilets.” Below it is the line “Okay so paradise”. The footer reads “2:01 PM · 7/7/26 · 413K Views”, followed by engagement icons and counts: a speech bubble with “150”, repost arrows with “1.5K”, a heart with “35K”, a bookmark with “1.2K”, and a share icon with no visible count.
On a black background, a grayscale skeleton lifts a barbell with large weight plates, its skull turned slightly to the left. Large white text reads “MY BODY IS A” at the upper left, “MACHINE” across the upper center, “THAT TURNS” at the left middle, and “INTO” at the lower left. A blue-and-black shopping banner overlays the skeleton and reads “SPECIAL PROMOTION!”, “-75%”, a crossed-out “$19.99”, “$4.99”, and “Add to Cart.” Near the bottom, a dark game-status panel reads “PLAY TIME” above “0 minutes” and “LAST PLAYED” above “Never.” On a black background, a grayscale skeleton lifts a barbell with large weight plates, its skull turned slightly to the left. Large white text reads “MY BODY IS A” at the upper left, “MACHINE” across the upper center, “THAT TURNS” at the left middle, and “INTO” at the lower left. A blue-and-black shopping banner overlays the skeleton and reads “SPECIAL PROMOTION!”, “-75%”, a crossed-out “$19.99”, “$4.99”, and “Add to Cart.” Near the bottom, a dark game-status panel reads “PLAY TIME” above “0 minutes” and “LAST PLAYED” above “Never.”
Two illustrated brown rabbits sit facing each other at a tea table against a pale blue, leafy background. The rabbit on the left holds a floral teacup in its front paws and faces the rabbit on the right, who also holds a matching teacup; a third floral cup and saucer filled with dark tea sit in the foreground. A speech bubble above the rabbits reads, “WANT SOME TEA?” and a speech bubble beside the right rabbit reads, “HERBAL OR VERBAL?” A small watermark beneath the foreground saucer reads “@CANNA.POTTERY.” Two illustrated brown rabbits sit facing each other at a tea table against a pale blue, leafy background. The rabbit on the left holds a floral teacup in its front paws and faces the rabbit on the right, who also holds a matching teacup; a third floral cup and saucer filled with dark tea sit in the foreground. A speech bubble above the rabbits reads, “WANT SOME TEA?” and a speech bubble beside the right rabbit reads, “HERBAL OR VERBAL?” A small watermark beneath the foreground saucer reads “@CANNA.POTTERY.”
At the top, black text reads, “Amazon: “Your package is out for delivery”” followed on the next line by “Me:”. Below is a vintage-style animated scene viewed through a cracked or leaded window: a wide-eyed woman with dark hair and a red head covering presses her face and one hand against the glass, her mouth open in alarm, while several small mice are visible around her. White text over the center reads “Pakidge”. A dark green rounded object with a handle sits at the lower right beside the window. At the top, black text reads, “Amazon: “Your package is out for delivery”” followed on the next line by “Me:”. Below is a vintage-style animated scene viewed through a cracked or leaded window: a wide-eyed woman with dark hair and a red head covering presses her face and one hand against the glass, her mouth open in alarm, while several small mice are visible around her. White text over the center reads “Pakidge”. A dark green rounded object with a handle sits at the lower right beside the window.
A three-panel vertical meme on a white background features a simple white stick figure labeled “ANTI-FURRY” on the left and an orange anthropomorphic cat or fox character labeled “FURRY” on the right. In the top panel, the stick figure looks angry and gestures toward the furry character, with the text “Furries are so cringe.” above it and “I agree” above the furry character; both characters have unimpressed expressions. In the middle panel, the anti-furry character looks surprised and gestures toward the furry, who faces left with wide eyes and a protruding snout. In the bottom panel, the anti-furry character bends toward and embraces or kisses the orange furry character, with a small black heart above them; the labels “ANTI-FURRY” and “FURRY” appear beneath them. A three-panel vertical meme on a white background features a simple white stick figure labeled “ANTI-FURRY” on the left and an orange anthropomorphic cat or fox character labeled “FURRY” on the right. In the top panel, the stick figure looks angry and gestures toward the furry character, with the text “Furries are so cringe.” above it and “I agree” above the furry character; both characters have unimpressed expressions. In the middle panel, the anti-furry character looks surprised and gestures toward the furry, who faces left with wide eyes and a protruding snout. In the bottom panel, the anti-furry character bends toward and embraces or kisses the orange furry character, with a small black heart above them; the labels “ANTI-FURRY” and “FURRY” appear beneath them.
A screenshot of two stacked text posts by the user “eddiecranes,” each with a small profile picture of a long-haired person at the upper left; the second profile picture also has a green reblog icon over it. The top post reads: “Sure when teenage girls write self-insert characters that hang out with their faves it’s “cringey” and “bad fanfiction” but when Dante does it it’s a “literary classic” and “redefines the way we view Catholicism””. The lower post reads: “Legiterally Dante Alighieri, a 45-year-old man, wrote a scene where he’s all “And then I was in Hell with my fave Virgil and then all his friends said I was really cool and they asked me to join their squad and be their friend :)” and everyone is just like “Yes this is peak literature””. A screenshot of two stacked text posts by the user “eddiecranes,” each with a small profile picture of a long-haired person at the upper left; the second profile picture also has a green reblog icon over it. The top post reads: “Sure when teenage girls write self-insert characters that hang out with their faves it’s “cringey” and “bad fanfiction” but when Dante does it it’s a “literary classic” and “redefines the way we view Catholicism””. The lower post reads: “Legiterally Dante Alighieri, a 45-year-old man, wrote a scene where he’s all “And then I was in Hell with my fave Virgil and then all his friends said I was really cool and they asked me to join their squad and be their friend :)” and everyone is just like “Yes this is peak literature””.
A gray cat sits upright on a wooden chair, facing the camera with a stern, expressionless look. It wears a theatrical vampire costume: a black jacket, white shirt front, large black bow tie, and a red cape with a raised collar spread behind its head. Overlaid black italic text reads, at the top, “What is a man?” and across the lower portion, “a miserable” followed by “pile of secrets.” A gray cat sits upright on a wooden chair, facing the camera with a stern, expressionless look. It wears a theatrical vampire costume: a black jacket, white shirt front, large black bow tie, and a red cape with a raised collar spread behind its head. Overlaid black italic text reads, at the top, “What is a man?” and across the lower portion, “a miserable” followed by “pile of secrets.”
A black-background screenshot of an X.com post. At the top left is a circular close-up avatar of an orange-and-black anthropomorphic animal character with an open mouth, visible teeth, and a pink tongue. Beside it, the header reads “Reyva 18+ ➡ SOON CFF” with a blue verified badge, and below it is “@ReyvaPaws”; “X.com” appears at the upper right. Large white text reads: “The worst part about a new friend group is no one remembers the story about how you got stuck to the tile floor cause the knot was too big and your paws were covered in lube so you couldn’t pry it off”. At the bottom, gray text reads “9:49 AM · 9/14/26 · 9.1K Views”. A black-background screenshot of an X.com post. At the top left is a circular close-up avatar of an orange-and-black anthropomorphic animal character with an open mouth, visible teeth, and a pink tongue. Beside it, the header reads “Reyva 18+ ➡ SOON CFF” with a blue verified badge, and below it is “@ReyvaPaws”; “X.com” appears at the upper right. Large white text reads: “The worst part about a new friend group is no one remembers the story about how you got stuck to the tile floor cause the knot was too big and your paws were covered in lube so you couldn’t pry it off”. At the bottom, gray text reads “9:49 AM · 9/14/26 · 9.1K Views”.
A black TikTok-style post has a circular profile photo at the upper left showing a blond person wearing a backward white cap and pink sunglasses against a blue background. To the right, the profile name reads “Coby watts,” with the handle “@cobywattsmusic” beneath it and a blue verification checkmark beside the handle. Large white text below reads, “Of course you can invite / more people to the plans we / made. The more the merrier. / Also I'm not going anymore.” A TikTok logo and the watermark “@keepingonwithkatie” appear at the lower right. A black TikTok-style post has a circular profile photo at the upper left showing a blond person wearing a backward white cap and pink sunglasses against a blue background. To the right, the profile name reads “Coby watts,” with the handle “@cobywattsmusic” beneath it and a blue verification checkmark beside the handle. Large white text below reads, “Of course you can invite / more people to the plans we / made. The more the merrier. / Also I'm not going anymore.” A TikTok logo and the watermark “@keepingonwithkatie” appear at the lower right.
A tall, slender, black, cat-like humanoid figure with pointed ears and small glowing white eyes stands in the center of a dark, snowy landscape. A low stone structure or cave entrance is behind it on the right, with bare trees and a hazy purple-pink sky in the background; white specks and star-like sparkles are scattered across the scene. White italic text with a dark outline spans the bottom in two lines: “please do not invite me to any” and “functions I am not domesticated”. A tall, slender, black, cat-like humanoid figure with pointed ears and small glowing white eyes stands in the center of a dark, snowy landscape. A low stone structure or cave entrance is behind it on the right, with bare trees and a hazy purple-pink sky in the background; white specks and star-like sparkles are scattered across the scene. White italic text with a dark outline spans the bottom in two lines: “please do not invite me to any” and “functions I am not domesticated”.
White text is centered on a black background in two sections. The upper text reads, “The Devil whispered in my ear, "You're not strong enough to withstand the storm.”” The lower text reads, “I whispered in the Devil's ear, "I love your eggs." .” White text is centered on a black background in two sections. The upper text reads, “The Devil whispered in my ear, "You're not strong enough to withstand the storm.”” The lower text reads, “I whispered in the Devil's ear, "I love your eggs." .”
A two-panel cartoon in a medieval courtly style, with a pink background. In the top panel, a crowned woman in a red dress with a large white ruff holds an open folding fan beside another woman in a teal dress and white fur-trimmed collar, who also holds a fan; both lean toward each other with knowing expressions. A speech bubble reads, “HAST THOU HEARD OF THE LATEST SCANDAL OF THE KING?” In the bottom panel, the crowned woman appears in close-up, smiling slyly while holding her fan, with a speech bubble that reads, “NAY WENCH, SPILLETH THE TEA.” A small artist watermark appears at the lower left, and a pink label at the lower right reads, “AHH MINCE!” A two-panel cartoon in a medieval courtly style, with a pink background. In the top panel, a crowned woman in a red dress with a large white ruff holds an open folding fan beside another woman in a teal dress and white fur-trimmed collar, who also holds a fan; both lean toward each other with knowing expressions. A speech bubble reads, “HAST THOU HEARD OF THE LATEST SCANDAL OF THE KING?” In the bottom panel, the crowned woman appears in close-up, smiling slyly while holding her fan, with a speech bubble that reads, “NAY WENCH, SPILLETH THE TEA.” A small artist watermark appears at the lower left, and a pink label at the lower right reads, “AHH MINCE!”
On a white background, large black lowercase text at the top reads “i have three moods”. Below it are three widely spaced drawings: a pink cartoon pony with a curly mane and tail on the left, a dark, rough sketch of a many-winged moth or bird-like creature in the center, and a gray-black sketch of a beetle or fly with long legs and antennae on the right. A faint watermark at the bottom reads “@chipsesoterica”. On a white background, large black lowercase text at the top reads “i have three moods”. Below it are three widely spaced drawings: a pink cartoon pony with a curly mane and tail on the left, a dark, rough sketch of a many-winged moth or bird-like creature in the center, and a gray-black sketch of a beetle or fly with long legs and antennae on the right. A faint watermark at the bottom reads “@chipsesoterica”.
A two-panel meme featuring an older, wild-haired man resembling Doc Brown from *Back to the Future* holding and looking at a smartphone. In the top panel, he appears thoughtful, with the caption “AFTER ALL... WHY NOT?” In the bottom panel, he purses his lips and looks displeased while still holding the phone, with the caption “WHY SHOULDN’T I END THE SENTENCE WITH "LOL?"” A small “imgflip.com” credit appears in the lower-left corner. A two-panel meme featuring an older, wild-haired man resembling Doc Brown from *Back to the Future* holding and looking at a smartphone. In the top panel, he appears thoughtful, with the caption “AFTER ALL... WHY NOT?” In the bottom panel, he purses his lips and looks displeased while still holding the phone, with the caption “WHY SHOULDN’T I END THE SENTENCE WITH "LOL?"” A small “imgflip.com” credit appears in the lower-left corner.
Text at the top reads, “What to do if There’s a Witch at Your Door.” Beneath it is a black-and-white vintage-style illustration of a witch in a long pointed hat and dark dress standing outside a house, holding a broom or staff and reaching toward the doorway. The instructions below read, “STEP ONE: Invite them in.” “STEP TWO: Make tea.” and “STEP THREE: Plot against the puritans.” Text at the top reads, “What to do if There’s a Witch at Your Door.” Beneath it is a black-and-white vintage-style illustration of a witch in a long pointed hat and dark dress standing outside a house, holding a broom or staff and reaching toward the doorway. The instructions below read, “STEP ONE: Invite them in.” “STEP TWO: Make tea.” and “STEP THREE: Plot against the puritans.”
A grainy, vertically oriented illustration shows a man in a long gray coat and dark trousers standing in the foreground with his arms slightly out and a startled or intense expression. Behind him looms a large, dark, fishlike humanoid creature with bulging pale eyes, a wide mouth, long dangling appendages, and webbed or clawlike hands; another similar creature is partly visible on the right. Large white text with black outlines runs down the right side, reading exactly: “ka chow whats poppin fellow weirdos its ya boi H P back at it again with the FISH PEOPLE”. A grainy, vertically oriented illustration shows a man in a long gray coat and dark trousers standing in the foreground with his arms slightly out and a startled or intense expression. Behind him looms a large, dark, fishlike humanoid creature with bulging pale eyes, a wide mouth, long dangling appendages, and webbed or clawlike hands; another similar creature is partly visible on the right. Large white text with black outlines runs down the right side, reading exactly: “ka chow whats poppin fellow weirdos its ya boi H P back at it again with the FISH PEOPLE”.
The top of the image contains the text, “When you realize that no help is coming, you’re an adult, and have to motivate yourself to move forward”. Below it, a raccoon walks from left to right across a cracked paved road, carrying or dragging a thin dark red leash in its mouth; the leash trails down toward the ground. A white painted road line runs horizontally behind the raccoon. The top of the image contains the text, “When you realize that no help is coming, you’re an adult, and have to motivate yourself to move forward”. Below it, a raccoon walks from left to right across a cracked paved road, carrying or dragging a thin dark red leash in its mouth; the leash trails down toward the ground. A white painted road line runs horizontally behind the raccoon.
A gray tabby cat’s head is superimposed onto the body of a cartoon person wearing a light-colored coat and red shirt, who is seated and gesturing with one hand toward a white bowl at the upper right. The cat faces forward with green eyes, a pink nose, and a neutral expression. The bowl contains dry cat food arranged around the edges, leaving a large empty space in the center. The background shows a window and part of a dark green plant. Along the bottom, the caption reads exactly, “Is this an empty bowl?” with “Is this” in white text on the image and “an empty bowl?” in bold white text inside a black rectangle. A gray tabby cat’s head is superimposed onto the body of a cartoon person wearing a light-colored coat and red shirt, who is seated and gesturing with one hand toward a white bowl at the upper right. The cat faces forward with green eyes, a pink nose, and a neutral expression. The bowl contains dry cat food arranged around the edges, leaving a large empty space in the center. The background shows a window and part of a dark green plant. Along the bottom, the caption reads exactly, “Is this an empty bowl?” with “Is this” in white text on the image and “an empty bowl?” in bold white text inside a black rectangle.
A screenshot of a dark-mode social-media post on a black background. At upper left, a circular profile picture shows a small, blurry figure wearing a tall red pointed hat, next to the display name “clare” and handle “@sadderlizards”; a three-dot menu appears at upper right. Large white text reads, “do you wanna hang out tonight my curse was finally lifted”. Below it, gray text reads, “9:46 PM · 10/26/23”. A TikTok watermark at the bottom reads “@mimipeepoo”. A screenshot of a dark-mode social-media post on a black background. At upper left, a circular profile picture shows a small, blurry figure wearing a tall red pointed hat, next to the display name “clare” and handle “@sadderlizards”; a three-dot menu appears at upper right. Large white text reads, “do you wanna hang out tonight my curse was finally lifted”. Below it, gray text reads, “9:46 PM · 10/26/23”. A TikTok watermark at the bottom reads “@mimipeepoo”.
A dark navy social-media post shows a circular profile photo at the upper left of a smiling man in a red plaid shirt with his arms crossed, beside the name “Brandon Melendez” and handle “@bamelendez12”; a downward chevron appears at the upper right. Large white text below reads: “The 5 Love Languages” followed by “Physical Touch: my loneliness is killing me,” “Words of Affirmation: I must confess I still believe,” “Quality Time: When I’m not with you I lose my mind,” “Gift Giving: give me a sign,” and “Acts of Service: hit me baby one more time.” A dark navy social-media post shows a circular profile photo at the upper left of a smiling man in a red plaid shirt with his arms crossed, beside the name “Brandon Melendez” and handle “@bamelendez12”; a downward chevron appears at the upper right. Large white text below reads: “The 5 Love Languages” followed by “Physical Touch: my loneliness is killing me,” “Words of Affirmation: I must confess I still believe,” “Quality Time: When I’m not with you I lose my mind,” “Gift Giving: give me a sign,” and “Acts of Service: hit me baby one more time.”
At the top, black text reads “*record scratch*” and “*freeze frame*,” followed by: “Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I can launch a 90kg projectile a distance of over 300 meters”. Below the text, a large wooden trebuchet stands on a grassy field with trees behind it; its long throwing arm is angled upward, ropes hang from the frame, and a bright flaming projectile is visible to the left of the machine. A smaller wooden structure and several distant people or figures appear in the background. At the top, black text reads “*record scratch*” and “*freeze frame*,” followed by: “Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I can launch a 90kg projectile a distance of over 300 meters”. Below the text, a large wooden trebuchet stands on a grassy field with trees behind it; its long throwing arm is angled upward, ropes hang from the frame, and a bright flaming projectile is visible to the left of the machine. A smaller wooden structure and several distant people or figures appear in the background.
A small brown-skinned toy character stands centered against a pastel lavender, pink, and blue gradient background filled with white sparkles. The character has a simple smiling face, purple hair styled in two large side sections, and a green pointed hat; it wears a green shirt under pink overalls and holds a yellow cone-shaped object in its raised right hand, while its left arm extends outward. The character is attached to or emerging from a tall pink cylindrical base. White text with black outlines at the top reads, “it’s a beautiful day to be”; large lavender text with a white outline at the bottom reads, “weird and offputting”. A small brown-skinned toy character stands centered against a pastel lavender, pink, and blue gradient background filled with white sparkles. The character has a simple smiling face, purple hair styled in two large side sections, and a green pointed hat; it wears a green shirt under pink overalls and holds a yellow cone-shaped object in its raised right hand, while its left arm extends outward. The character is attached to or emerging from a tall pink cylindrical base. White text with black outlines at the top reads, “it’s a beautiful day to be”; large lavender text with a white outline at the bottom reads, “weird and offputting”.
A man with long dark hair, a full beard, and dark makeup around his wide-open eyes stands indoors beneath fluorescent ceiling lights. He wears a light blue button-down shirt, dark suspenders, and a patterned yellow tie, with one hand on his hip and the other holding a white mug. Large white uppercase text on black bands reads, “YEAH, IF YOU COULD GO AHEAD AND DIG THROUGH THE DITCHES AND BURN THROUGH THE WITCHES” at the top and “THAT’D BE GREAT” at the bottom. A faint vertical watermark appears along the left side. A man with long dark hair, a full beard, and dark makeup around his wide-open eyes stands indoors beneath fluorescent ceiling lights. He wears a light blue button-down shirt, dark suspenders, and a patterned yellow tie, with one hand on his hip and the other holding a white mug. Large white uppercase text on black bands reads, “YEAH, IF YOU COULD GO AHEAD AND DIG THROUGH THE DITCHES AND BURN THROUGH THE WITCHES” at the top and “THAT’D BE GREAT” at the bottom. A faint vertical watermark appears along the left side.
A screenshot of a text-post exchange on a white background. At the top, user “ratsofttoya” writes, “fuck all philosophy except for whatever the hell Diogenes was trying to teach”. Below, the same user posts a quote graphic: on the left is a photograph of a bearded statue of Diogenes standing beside a dog and holding a lantern; on the right, against a pale blue background, the text reads, “In a rich man’s house there is no place to spit but his face. -Diogenes of Sinope”. Beneath the graphic is the caption “direct action”. A reply from “t-nwo” reads, “How about just being polite & going into a debate with those who hold different beliefs then you?” The original poster, “ratsofttoya”, replies, “how about you eat my shit and hair”. At the bottom, the source is credited as “Source: ratsofttoya”. A screenshot of a text-post exchange on a white background. At the top, user “ratsofttoya” writes, “fuck all philosophy except for whatever the hell Diogenes was trying to teach”. Below, the same user posts a quote graphic: on the left is a photograph of a bearded statue of Diogenes standing beside a dog and holding a lantern; on the right, against a pale blue background, the text reads, “In a rich man’s house there is no place to spit but his face. -Diogenes of Sinope”. Beneath the graphic is the caption “direct action”. A reply from “t-nwo” reads, “How about just being polite & going into a debate with those who hold different beliefs then you?” The original poster, “ratsofttoya”, replies, “how about you eat my shit and hair”. At the bottom, the source is credited as “Source: ratsofttoya”.
A wooded forest scene with a shallow, fast-flowing stream cascading over rocks and forming whitewater in the foreground. Large white text centered across the upper half reads: “To avoid straining your eyes / when you're continuously working, / follow the 20-20-20 rule. / After 20 minutes of work, / look at something 20 feet away, / then spend 20 years in the forest.” A wooded forest scene with a shallow, fast-flowing stream cascading over rocks and forming whitewater in the foreground. Large white text centered across the upper half reads: “To avoid straining your eyes / when you're continuously working, / follow the 20-20-20 rule. / After 20 minutes of work, / look at something 20 feet away, / then spend 20 years in the forest.”
A blue-toned illustration shows two gray wolves howling upward in a mountainous landscape at night, with a bright full moon in the upper-left corner; one wolf is centered-left and the other is larger on the right. A black social-media-style text box overlays the lower middle, with a small circular profile picture and the username and timestamp “cycloptiko 2h,” followed by the exact text: “Inside of you are two wolves. This will no longer disqualify you from an FBI career.” This uses the “two wolves howling at the moon” meme template. A blue-toned illustration shows two gray wolves howling upward in a mountainous landscape at night, with a bright full moon in the upper-left corner; one wolf is centered-left and the other is larger on the right. A black social-media-style text box overlays the lower middle, with a small circular profile picture and the username and timestamp “cycloptiko 2h,” followed by the exact text: “Inside of you are two wolves. This will no longer disqualify you from an FBI career.” This uses the “two wolves howling at the moon” meme template.
A screenshot of a tweet on a black background, using white text. At the top left is a circular illustrated profile picture with a yellow border, followed by the display name “J. R. R. Jokin” and the handle “@joshcarlosjosh”; a three-dot menu appears at the upper right. The tweet reads: “I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo. Below it, a second paragraph reads: “lmao” said Gandalf, “well it has.” A screenshot of a tweet on a black background, using white text. At the top left is a circular illustrated profile picture with a yellow border, followed by the display name “J. R. R. Jokin” and the handle “@joshcarlosjosh”; a three-dot menu appears at the upper right. The tweet reads: “I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo. Below it, a second paragraph reads: “lmao” said Gandalf, “well it has.”
A dark screenshot displays three stacked posts by the user “infectiouspiss,” each with the same circular avatar showing a smiling person with dark hair; the second and third posts also have a green circular repost icon overlapping the avatar. The first post reads, with selected words color-highlighted: “you're mommy's good little printer aren't you? you'll print whatever mommy tells you to because otherwise mommy gets sad and leaves you for one of those free use library printer sluts”. The second reads: “mommy needs you to print this document now and if you don't mommy is going to turn you off at the wall”. The third reads: “listen to mommy okay? if you don't be a good little printer and fucking print my document and i know you want to okay mommy can see it in your print queue if you don't. print. my fucking document. mommy's going to get the hammer”. A dark screenshot displays three stacked posts by the user “infectiouspiss,” each with the same circular avatar showing a smiling person with dark hair; the second and third posts also have a green circular repost icon overlapping the avatar. The first post reads, with selected words color-highlighted: “you're mommy's good little printer aren't you? you'll print whatever mommy tells you to because otherwise mommy gets sad and leaves you for one of those free use library printer sluts”. The second reads: “mommy needs you to print this document now and if you don't mommy is going to turn you off at the wall”. The third reads: “listen to mommy okay? if you don't be a good little printer and fucking print my document and i know you want to okay mommy can see it in your print queue if you don't. print. my fucking document. mommy's going to get the hammer”.
A close-up vertical video frame shows a light-skinned bearded man wearing a gray baseball cap with a pink brim and a large pink letter “P,” along with a blue floral-patterned button-up shirt. He faces slightly right, looking off-camera with a concerned or puzzled expression and his mouth slightly open. A doorway is behind him on the left, and a pale textured wall fills the right side. The lower-left corner contains the TikTok watermark and the text “TikTok” and “@saprious”. This meme is a video; captions are not available. 0:16
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A pale blue meme with large black heading “STOP DOING COMPUTER SCIENCE” across the top. Below are three black bullet points reading, “Computers are made of silicon, which is made of sand.” and “SAND CAN’T THINK”; “Computers DON’T calculate anything, it’s a box full of demons”; and “You want to make something? Use your brain, NOT THIS:” beside a small photograph of computer code. Centered below, black text reads, “THIS is what hides behind modern computing lies, what truly controls our computers:” Above three images are a state-transition diagram, a blue circuit-board photograph with a circular occult-looking symbol over it, and a cropped webpage headed “Daemon (computing)”; red captions beneath them read “Nonsense Diagrams”, ““Circuit boards””, and “The ones from beyond with ten thousand eyes”. Near the bottom, bold black text reads, “All jobs to do with computers you may see are fake, they’re fooling us”. Beneath that, “Real people believe THIS CAN THINK ---->” points to a photograph of an old beige desktop computer displaying a Windows logo and the words “Microsoft Windows”. The final large caption reads, “THEY HAVE PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS”. A pale blue meme with large black heading “STOP DOING COMPUTER SCIENCE” across the top. Below are three black bullet points reading, “Computers are made of silicon, which is made of sand.” and “SAND CAN’T THINK”; “Computers DON’T calculate anything, it’s a box full of demons”; and “You want to make something? Use your brain, NOT THIS:” beside a small photograph of computer code. Centered below, black text reads, “THIS is what hides behind modern computing lies, what truly controls our computers:” Above three images are a state-transition diagram, a blue circuit-board photograph with a circular occult-looking symbol over it, and a cropped webpage headed “Daemon (computing)”; red captions beneath them read “Nonsense Diagrams”, ““Circuit boards””, and “The ones from beyond with ten thousand eyes”. Near the bottom, bold black text reads, “All jobs to do with computers you may see are fake, they’re fooling us”. Beneath that, “Real people believe THIS CAN THINK ---->” points to a photograph of an old beige desktop computer displaying a Windows logo and the words “Microsoft Windows”. The final large caption reads, “THEY HAVE PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS”.
A dark-mode social media post from “Roxi Horror 💀🌸” with the username “@roxict” appears at the top beside a skull-themed avatar; the post reads: “I don't know who needs to hear this right now but you can eat lasagna in the shower if you want to. It's not illegal. They can't arrest you. Go and be free.” A dark-mode social media post from “Roxi Horror 💀🌸” with the username “@roxict” appears at the top beside a skull-themed avatar; the post reads: “I don't know who needs to hear this right now but you can eat lasagna in the shower if you want to. It's not illegal. They can't arrest you. Go and be free.”
At the top, black text on a white background reads, “I struggle to articulate my political stance sometimes, but this picture of a possum screaming at a bald eagle pretty much sums it up.” Below, in a snowy forest, a bald eagle perches or stands beside a dark tree trunk, facing left. In the foreground, a possum with its mouth open appears to be shrieking toward the eagle while standing beside a large animal rib cage and scattered bones. Bare trees and snow fill the background. At the top, black text on a white background reads, “I struggle to articulate my political stance sometimes, but this picture of a possum screaming at a bald eagle pretty much sums it up.” Below, in a snowy forest, a bald eagle perches or stands beside a dark tree trunk, facing left. In the foreground, a possum with its mouth open appears to be shrieking toward the eagle while standing beside a large animal rib cage and scattered bones. Bare trees and snow fill the background.
A silver robot with large binocular-like eyes sits at a restaurant table, wearing a red patterned apron and holding a white towel over one arm. In the foreground is a red-and-white checkered tablecloth, with a black sign that reads “NEW COOK BOOK.” The warmly decorated dining room behind it has tall windows, curtains, framed pictures, and floral decorations. White caption text at the bottom reads, “This will be some good slop.” A silver robot with large binocular-like eyes sits at a restaurant table, wearing a red patterned apron and holding a white towel over one arm. In the foreground is a red-and-white checkered tablecloth, with a black sign that reads “NEW COOK BOOK.” The warmly decorated dining room behind it has tall windows, curtains, framed pictures, and floral decorations. White caption text at the bottom reads, “This will be some good slop.”
Vertical TikTok-style meme frame with the caption “Getting feedback from your millennial manager” centered near the top in large white text with a black outline. A woman with long dark hair, hoop earrings, and a black-and-white striped shirt sits indoors at a desk, facing slightly left. She holds one hand flat and palm-down in front of her while speaking, showing pink-painted nails and a tense, teeth-baring expression. Behind her are a light-colored wall, a white paneled door, and framed items on a cabinet. The TikTok logo and the text “TikTok” and “@lisavincheski” appear on the left. This meme is a video; captions are not available. 0:42
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A roadside marquee sign from the El Arroyo restaurant in Austin, Texas. At the top, a white panel displays the red script logo “El Arroyo” beside a red outline of Texas labeled “Austin” with a white star. Below it, a large white letterboard with black capital letters reads: “LIFE IS JUST / A SERIES OF / OBSTACLES PREVENTING / YOU FROM TAKING A NAP.” A roadside marquee sign from the El Arroyo restaurant in Austin, Texas. At the top, a white panel displays the red script logo “El Arroyo” beside a red outline of Texas labeled “Austin” with a white star. Below it, a large white letterboard with black capital letters reads: “LIFE IS JUST / A SERIES OF / OBSTACLES PREVENTING / YOU FROM TAKING A NAP.”
At the top, large black cursive text in quotation marks reads, “You can achieve anything, you have a tiger in you!” Below it, bold black text reads, “The tiger in me:”. The lower portion is a photograph of a very rotund orange-and-black striped tiger lying sprawled on its side on a concrete surface, with its head at the lower left, legs extended, and belly prominently rounded; parts of other tigers are visible around it, including striped legs at the top and a striped body and tail along the bottom edge. At the top, large black cursive text in quotation marks reads, “You can achieve anything, you have a tiger in you!” Below it, bold black text reads, “The tiger in me:”. The lower portion is a photograph of a very rotund orange-and-black striped tiger lying sprawled on its side on a concrete surface, with its head at the lower left, legs extended, and belly prominently rounded; parts of other tigers are visible around it, including striped legs at the top and a striped body and tail along the bottom edge.
A vertical TikTok-style frame shows three black cats on a honey-colored hardwood floor: one large cat in the foreground walks toward the right with its tail raised, while two cats stand farther back near the center-left, one facing the camera with its mouth slightly open. A red patterned upholstered chair is cropped along the left edge, a round glass-topped table is partly visible above it, a black shoe lies near a dark shelving unit filled with books or DVDs on the right, and a white pet bed or blanket rests in the background. Overlaid text reads, “POV you have been compelled to follow the Voids They require your service.” The lower-left watermark reads “TikTok @thewitchylyiz.” This meme is a video; captions are not available. 0:14
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A white exam sheet with centered bold heading “THEOLOGICAL ENGINEERING EXAM 1” and the line “5 Questions, 60 Minutes.” beneath it. The instructions read: “You may use a calculator, the Bible, the Koran, the Torah, and the Book of Mormon. The speed of light is c. Show all work. For all problems, assume a perfectly spherical Jesus of constant density D. No praying during the exam.” Five numbered questions follow. “1. (20 pts.) Bob and Joe are standing on a street corner. God loves each an equal amount L_0. Bob then accelerates to 90% c. In Joe’s rest frame, how much does God now love Bob?” “2. (20 pts.) Sven, a Catholic, is in a state of grace. He then has sex with sheep s. A (8 pts.) What is Sven’s atonement coefficient following the act if the sheep was not willing? b. (12 pts.) What if the sheep, while not technically being willing, could not be said to mind either?” “3. (20 pts.) Let the eternal, all abiding love of the Holy Spirit be the xy plane. Let Sue’s soul be at (0,0,5) at t = 0 sec., traveling at 5 m/s in the direction of the positive z axis. Henceforth is in Cartesian coordinates teaching subscription to a perfectly rational Enlightenment attitude towards the Universe. At what time t will Sue be saved? (Hint: Assume a point soul.)” “4. (20 pts.) Assume the Rapture occurs at time t. Cornelia, a saved human weighing 90 kg, is in a state of grace, has her head in the closing jaws of an alligator at time t. What mass of meat will remain to the alligator at time t + 10 sec.?” “5. Stan is a frictionless, massless Mormon in a rest state. His sin level for his faith is currently 11 McBeals. He eats .3 kg of pork, and enjoys it very much. Assume that the Jews are right about hell; pretty much everything. (10 pts.) What is Stan’s sin level now? b. (10 pts.) Stan is one of them Salt Lake City Mormons. He ain’t got to damn smug, now, is he?” An extra-credit question reads, “Extra Credit (10 pts.): 25 grams of wafers and 20 ml of cheap wine undergo transubstantiation and become the flesh and blood of our Lord. How many Joules of heat are released by the transformation?” The bottom line reads, “Hand in exam when done, and may God have mercy on your work.” A white exam sheet with centered bold heading “THEOLOGICAL ENGINEERING EXAM 1” and the line “5 Questions, 60 Minutes.” beneath it. The instructions read: “You may use a calculator, the Bible, the Koran, the Torah, and the Book of Mormon. The speed of light is c. Show all work. For all problems, assume a perfectly spherical Jesus of constant density D. No praying during the exam.” Five numbered questions follow. “1. (20 pts.) Bob and Joe are standing on a street corner. God loves each an equal amount L_0. Bob then accelerates to 90% c. In Joe’s rest frame, how much does God now love Bob?” “2. (20 pts.) Sven, a Catholic, is in a state of grace. He then has sex with sheep s. A (8 pts.) What is Sven’s atonement coefficient following the act if the sheep was not willing? b. (12 pts.) What if the sheep, while not technically being willing, could not be said to mind either?” “3. (20 pts.) Let the eternal, all abiding love of the Holy Spirit be the xy plane. Let Sue’s soul be at (0,0,5) at t = 0 sec., traveling at 5 m/s in the direction of the positive z axis. Henceforth is in Cartesian coordinates teaching subscription to a perfectly rational Enlightenment attitude towards the Universe. At what time t will Sue be saved? (Hint: Assume a point soul.)” “4. (20 pts.) Assume the Rapture occurs at time t. Cornelia, a saved human weighing 90 kg, is in a state of grace, has her head in the closing jaws of an alligator at time t. What mass of meat will remain to the alligator at time t + 10 sec.?” “5. Stan is a frictionless, massless Mormon in a rest state. His sin level for his faith is currently 11 McBeals. He eats .3 kg of pork, and enjoys it very much. Assume that the Jews are right about hell; pretty much everything. (10 pts.) What is Stan’s sin level now? b. (10 pts.) Stan is one of them Salt Lake City Mormons. He ain’t got to damn smug, now, is he?” An extra-credit question reads, “Extra Credit (10 pts.): 25 grams of wafers and 20 ml of cheap wine undergo transubstantiation and become the flesh and blood of our Lord. How many Joules of heat are released by the transformation?” The bottom line reads, “Hand in exam when done, and may God have mercy on your work.”
A four-panel vertical meme using stills from the Harry and Meghan interview with Oprah Winfrey. In the first panel, Prince Harry sits outdoors in a garden, looking slightly downward with his mouth open as if speaking; a black caption box reads, “So I wrote to Ea-Nasir that the copper he sold me was no good. This on top of previous complaints I’ve had with him.” In the second panel, Harry sits beside Meghan Markle, gesturing with one hand while she looks toward him; the caption reads, “Furthermore, he was rude and curt to my servant who had identified the copper was poor, and would not return my money.” In the third panel, Harry appears in a closer shot with a serious expression; the caption reads, “He’s done this to Arbituram, he’s done this to Ilsu-ellatsu. He’s done this to countless others.” The fourth panel is a close-up of Oprah Winfrey outdoors, wearing glasses and looking forward with a surprised, contemplative expression. A four-panel vertical meme using stills from the Harry and Meghan interview with Oprah Winfrey. In the first panel, Prince Harry sits outdoors in a garden, looking slightly downward with his mouth open as if speaking; a black caption box reads, “So I wrote to Ea-Nasir that the copper he sold me was no good. This on top of previous complaints I’ve had with him.” In the second panel, Harry sits beside Meghan Markle, gesturing with one hand while she looks toward him; the caption reads, “Furthermore, he was rude and curt to my servant who had identified the copper was poor, and would not return my money.” In the third panel, Harry appears in a closer shot with a serious expression; the caption reads, “He’s done this to Arbituram, he’s done this to Ilsu-ellatsu. He’s done this to countless others.” The fourth panel is a close-up of Oprah Winfrey outdoors, wearing glasses and looking forward with a surprised, contemplative expression.
A vertical social-media thread contains five text posts, each with a circular profile avatar, username, date, and three-dot menu; the first post also has a “Seguir” button. The first post is by “mug-of-beans,” dated “16 dic 2024,” and reads: “The old magic persists thanks to it’s unfathomable power.” Below it: “No, the old magic persists because the new magic can’t run the legacy spells I need to do my job, and keeps trying to install spirits I don’t want or need onto my orb.” The second post is by “aqueerkettleofish,” dated “4 mar,” and reads: “Look, if the new magic didn’t have a personality construct that kept trying to tell me which spells to use, maybe I wouldn’t still be using the old magic.” The third is by “wizard-council-bureaucrat,” dated “12 mar,” with several colored badge icons, and reads: “Yes it had a deep blood cost, but at least it was a one time sacrifice and not this monthly bloodletting nonsense new age magic has”. The fourth is by “wizard-archivist-official,” dated “13 mar,” and reads: “The old magic is robust enough to survive a decade of use and it’s compatible with every wand, staff, scroll, and charm in our collection. The new magic stops working after three days and every spell uses proprietary runes. Our preferences, as an archiving institution, should be pretty clear.” The fifth is by “charlesoberonn,” dated “24 mar,” and reads: “You try to get guidance for the new magic and the king's sorcerers maybe will answer you in a few days with an unhelpful suggestion to buy the newest orb. You need guidance for the old magic and a dozen retired middle-aged wizards will pop up to explain it to you rune by rune if necessary.” A vertical social-media thread contains five text posts, each with a circular profile avatar, username, date, and three-dot menu; the first post also has a “Seguir” button. The first post is by “mug-of-beans,” dated “16 dic 2024,” and reads: “The old magic persists thanks to it’s unfathomable power.” Below it: “No, the old magic persists because the new magic can’t run the legacy spells I need to do my job, and keeps trying to install spirits I don’t want or need onto my orb.” The second post is by “aqueerkettleofish,” dated “4 mar,” and reads: “Look, if the new magic didn’t have a personality construct that kept trying to tell me which spells to use, maybe I wouldn’t still be using the old magic.” The third is by “wizard-council-bureaucrat,” dated “12 mar,” with several colored badge icons, and reads: “Yes it had a deep blood cost, but at least it was a one time sacrifice and not this monthly bloodletting nonsense new age magic has”. The fourth is by “wizard-archivist-official,” dated “13 mar,” and reads: “The old magic is robust enough to survive a decade of use and it’s compatible with every wand, staff, scroll, and charm in our collection. The new magic stops working after three days and every spell uses proprietary runes. Our preferences, as an archiving institution, should be pretty clear.” The fifth is by “charlesoberonn,” dated “24 mar,” and reads: “You try to get guidance for the new magic and the king's sorcerers maybe will answer you in a few days with an unhelpful suggestion to buy the newest orb. You need guidance for the old magic and a dozen retired middle-aged wizards will pop up to explain it to you rune by rune if necessary.”
Black text on a white background reads, “Do you have a friend, a coworker, an acquaintance who isn't acting normal? Reach out. Ask them if they are really Scott Bakula attempting to change history for the better.” Beneath the text is a colorful blue-purple promotional collage from *Quantum Leap*, with Scott Bakula centered in the foreground wearing a dark jacket and looking ahead, surrounded by several overlapping images of characters and faces from the series. Black text on a white background reads, “Do you have a friend, a coworker, an acquaintance who isn't acting normal? Reach out. Ask them if they are really Scott Bakula attempting to change history for the better.” Beneath the text is a colorful blue-purple promotional collage from *Quantum Leap*, with Scott Bakula centered in the foreground wearing a dark jacket and looking ahead, surrounded by several overlapping images of characters and faces from the series.
A red-skinned, bald humanoid character with ridged facial features and pointed ears stands outdoors against a background of dirt and green vegetation, facing the camera with his head tilted slightly to one side. He wears gray armor with a dark shoulder strap and reddish-brown shoulder padding. White caption text across the bottom reads, “Old man alone with mittens, his arms crossed”. A red-skinned, bald humanoid character with ridged facial features and pointed ears stands outdoors against a background of dirt and green vegetation, facing the camera with his head tilted slightly to one side. He wears gray armor with a dark shoulder strap and reddish-brown shoulder padding. White caption text across the bottom reads, “Old man alone with mittens, his arms crossed”.
A three-panel vertically stacked dialogue meme shows a red-bearded warrior in an ornate metal helmet in the top panel, with white text reading, “Never thought I'd die fighting NAZIS side by side with a JUGGALO.” The middle panel shows a person with white-and-black Juggalo-style face paint and red lips, leaning beside the warrior, with the caption, “WHAT ABOUT SIDE-BY-SIDE WITH A HOMIE?” The bottom panel shows the helmeted, bearded warrior wearing similar black-and-white face paint, with red lips and a surprised expression, captioned, “WHOOP WHOOP!” A three-panel vertically stacked dialogue meme shows a red-bearded warrior in an ornate metal helmet in the top panel, with white text reading, “Never thought I'd die fighting NAZIS side by side with a JUGGALO.” The middle panel shows a person with white-and-black Juggalo-style face paint and red lips, leaning beside the warrior, with the caption, “WHAT ABOUT SIDE-BY-SIDE WITH A HOMIE?” The bottom panel shows the helmeted, bearded warrior wearing similar black-and-white face paint, with red lips and a surprised expression, captioned, “WHOOP WHOOP!”
At the top, large black text on a white background reads, “Woman in greece minding their own business.” Below, a stylized ancient Greek–inspired illustration shows a large black, muscular figure lying horizontally across a red background, with a smaller outlined figure or head raised near the center. Ochre-brown drapery or decorative patterns frame the scene on both sides and across the top, while a black strip along the bottom contains a repeating row of small pale figures. Yellow text over the lower center reads, “And then along came zeus.” At the top, large black text on a white background reads, “Woman in greece minding their own business.” Below, a stylized ancient Greek–inspired illustration shows a large black, muscular figure lying horizontally across a red background, with a smaller outlined figure or head raised near the center. Ochre-brown drapery or decorative patterns frame the scene on both sides and across the top, while a black strip along the bottom contains a repeating row of small pale figures. Yellow text over the lower center reads, “And then along came zeus.”
A green portable road sign stands beside a highway guardrail and railroad tracks, with trees and a clear blue sky in the background. Black block letters on the sign read “LIVE” on the top line, “LAUGH” on the second, and “CRAB” on the third. A smaller white strip near the bottom reads “LIVE CRAB.” Red warning lights are mounted on top of the sign, and a road signpost partially obscures the right side. A green portable road sign stands beside a highway guardrail and railroad tracks, with trees and a clear blue sky in the background. Black block letters on the sign read “LIVE” on the top line, “LAUGH” on the second, and “CRAB” on the third. A smaller white strip near the bottom reads “LIVE CRAB.” Red warning lights are mounted on top of the sign, and a road signpost partially obscures the right side.
A parody poster in the style of Warhammer 40,000, set on an orange, smoke-filled battlefield with explosions and armored vehicles in the background. Three cute hamsters wear oversized blue futuristic power armor: a white hamster near the top raises a huge armored fist while firing a mounted weapon, a gray-and-white hamster in the middle squints fiercely and aims a handgun, and an orange-and-white hamster in the foreground grips a large futuristic firearm. The armor has gold winged insignia, belts, rivets, hoses, and heavy mechanical parts; a small red-armored hamster appears above the title. At the bottom, the logo reads “WAR HAMTARO,” with “40,000” beneath it, followed by red banners reading “little hamsters” and “ENDLESS CONFLICT.” A parody poster in the style of Warhammer 40,000, set on an orange, smoke-filled battlefield with explosions and armored vehicles in the background. Three cute hamsters wear oversized blue futuristic power armor: a white hamster near the top raises a huge armored fist while firing a mounted weapon, a gray-and-white hamster in the middle squints fiercely and aims a handgun, and an orange-and-white hamster in the foreground grips a large futuristic firearm. The armor has gold winged insignia, belts, rivets, hoses, and heavy mechanical parts; a small red-armored hamster appears above the title. At the bottom, the logo reads “WAR HAMTARO,” with “40,000” beneath it, followed by red banners reading “little hamsters” and “ENDLESS CONFLICT.”
A four-row, three-column meme in an escalating-brain format. In the left column are portraits associated with each quote: an illustrated bearded man in traditional robes, a marble bust of Aristotle, a black-and-white portrait of bald, bespectacled Theodor Adorno, and a blue- and purple-tinted portrait of Rihanna. The center column contains the following text: “Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life” — “- Confucius”; “Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work” — “- Aristotle”; “Work while you work, play while you play” — “- Theodor Adorno”; and “Work, work, work, work, work” — “- Rihanna”. The right column shows four side-profile heads with increasingly vivid brain imagery: a dark blue translucent head with a small glowing brain, a translucent head with a brightly illuminated brain, a blue technological head surrounded by radiating light and network lines, and a luminous blue-and-purple humanoid figure with a glowing chest and head. A four-row, three-column meme in an escalating-brain format. In the left column are portraits associated with each quote: an illustrated bearded man in traditional robes, a marble bust of Aristotle, a black-and-white portrait of bald, bespectacled Theodor Adorno, and a blue- and purple-tinted portrait of Rihanna. The center column contains the following text: “Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life” — “- Confucius”; “Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work” — “- Aristotle”; “Work while you work, play while you play” — “- Theodor Adorno”; and “Work, work, work, work, work” — “- Rihanna”. The right column shows four side-profile heads with increasingly vivid brain imagery: a dark blue translucent head with a small glowing brain, a translucent head with a brightly illuminated brain, a blue technological head surrounded by radiating light and network lines, and a luminous blue-and-purple humanoid figure with a glowing chest and head.
A tweet-style meme on a white background shows a circular profile photo of a man at the upper left, with the username “Ebert” followed by a blue verified checkmark and the handle “@horsedivorce”; a gray downward chevron appears at the upper right. Large black text reads: “me: can you dust my wets?” “server: you can just ask for Parmesan cheese” “me, confused, lifts all of my spaghetti with my hands: please. My wets.” A tweet-style meme on a white background shows a circular profile photo of a man at the upper left, with the username “Ebert” followed by a blue verified checkmark and the handle “@horsedivorce”; a gray downward chevron appears at the upper right. Large black text reads: “me: can you dust my wets?” “server: you can just ask for Parmesan cheese” “me, confused, lifts all of my spaghetti with my hands: please. My wets.”
A white recipe-style page titled “Egg Recipe” in large bold type at the top. Beneath it is the underlined username “yungterra:”. A thin vertical gray line runs down the left side of the recipe text, which reads: “Difficulty: egg”; “Time: egg”; “Ingredients:” followed by bullet points “egg” and “eight whole egg”; a horizontal dashed line; “Step one: put eight egg on plate”; “Step two: look at all those egg”; and “Step three: congrateleggtion”. A white recipe-style page titled “Egg Recipe” in large bold type at the top. Beneath it is the underlined username “yungterra:”. A thin vertical gray line runs down the left side of the recipe text, which reads: “Difficulty: egg”; “Time: egg”; “Ingredients:” followed by bullet points “egg” and “eight whole egg”; a horizontal dashed line; “Step one: put eight egg on plate”; “Step two: look at all those egg”; and “Step three: congrateleggtion”.
At the top, black text reads, “Really? Right in front of my Little Caesar’s Hot & Ready”. Below it is a simple black-outlined cartoon character with a large rounded head and narrowed, stern eyes, looking down at a Little Caesars pizza box held in front of its body. The orange box has the Little Caesars logo and the words “HOT-N-READY” visible on it. A Reddit logo watermark appears in the lower-right corner. At the top, black text reads, “Really? Right in front of my Little Caesar’s Hot & Ready”. Below it is a simple black-outlined cartoon character with a large rounded head and narrowed, stern eyes, looking down at a Little Caesars pizza box held in front of its body. The orange box has the Little Caesars logo and the words “HOT-N-READY” visible on it. A Reddit logo watermark appears in the lower-right corner.
A vertically framed image macro shows a young woman standing outdoors beside a shallow rocky river, with leafless trees and hills in the background. She faces the camera with a neutral, slightly serious expression, wearing an elaborate Renaissance-style outfit: a large multicolored black, red, and ochre hat with a long black feather, a black-and-mustard garment with numerous cutouts and loops, white ruffled cuffs, and red lacing. She holds a thin red cord near her neck with both hands. Large white italic text with a black outline at the top reads, “It’s always “are you autistic?”” and text at the bottom reads, “Never “thanks for telling me about Renaissance German mercenary fashion for 1 hour straight””. A vertically framed image macro shows a young woman standing outdoors beside a shallow rocky river, with leafless trees and hills in the background. She faces the camera with a neutral, slightly serious expression, wearing an elaborate Renaissance-style outfit: a large multicolored black, red, and ochre hat with a long black feather, a black-and-mustard garment with numerous cutouts and loops, white ruffled cuffs, and red lacing. She holds a thin red cord near her neck with both hands. Large white italic text with a black outline at the top reads, “It’s always “are you autistic?”” and text at the bottom reads, “Never “thanks for telling me about Renaissance German mercenary fashion for 1 hour straight””.
Black-background meme with two lines of white text at the top: “Why are runes always ancient, why'd we stop making new runes?” and, below it, “Brother. we made runes so complex that sand started thinking”. Beneath the text is a side-by-side comparison: the left panel shows a gray, irregular stone slab photographed against black, carved with a winding spiral or serpent-shaped band of runic characters; the right panel shows a dense close-up of a microchip or integrated circuit, filled with intricate multicolored printed pathways, geometric traces, and small square components. Black-background meme with two lines of white text at the top: “Why are runes always ancient, why'd we stop making new runes?” and, below it, “Brother. we made runes so complex that sand started thinking”. Beneath the text is a side-by-side comparison: the left panel shows a gray, irregular stone slab photographed against black, carved with a winding spiral or serpent-shaped band of runic characters; the right panel shows a dense close-up of a microchip or integrated circuit, filled with intricate multicolored printed pathways, geometric traces, and small square components.
A split-panel meme on a bright green background, with a man seated at a desk in the upper panel, typing while facing a dark computer monitor; large text reads, “Tired of looking at BAD SCREEN.” In the lower panel, another man in a white T-shirt sits on a bed and looks at an open laptop; text reads, “Can’t wait to get home and look at GOOD SCREEN.” The words “BAD SCREEN” are red, “GOOD SCREEN” is green, and the remaining text is white. A TikTok watermark at the bottom right reads “@clubshawty.” A split-panel meme on a bright green background, with a man seated at a desk in the upper panel, typing while facing a dark computer monitor; large text reads, “Tired of looking at BAD SCREEN.” In the lower panel, another man in a white T-shirt sits on a bed and looks at an open laptop; text reads, “Can’t wait to get home and look at GOOD SCREEN.” The words “BAD SCREEN” are red, “GOOD SCREEN” is green, and the remaining text is white. A TikTok watermark at the bottom right reads “@clubshawty.”
A dark-themed social media thread appears inside a thin white rectangular border. The top post is by “thisone0verhere,” marked with a blue verification check and posted “22h,” and reads: “Couple seeking experienced dom to tell us what / to have for dinner ever night.” Beneath it, a reply from “adam_intucson,” posted “21h,” reads: “Chef here. / Grilled endive salad / 4 cheese Ravioli in brown butter and caper / Roasted chicken breast with lemon thyme sauce / Small scoop of caramel ice cream / Say ‘Yes, Chef’”. A final reply from “thisone0verhere,” marked “now,” reads: “Yes, Chef 👉👈”. Small circular profile photos appear beside the posts, with reaction and sharing icons and engagement counts beneath the first two posts. A dark-themed social media thread appears inside a thin white rectangular border. The top post is by “thisone0verhere,” marked with a blue verification check and posted “22h,” and reads: “Couple seeking experienced dom to tell us what / to have for dinner ever night.” Beneath it, a reply from “adam_intucson,” posted “21h,” reads: “Chef here. / Grilled endive salad / 4 cheese Ravioli in brown butter and caper / Roasted chicken breast with lemon thyme sauce / Small scoop of caramel ice cream / Say ‘Yes, Chef’”. A final reply from “thisone0verhere,” marked “now,” reads: “Yes, Chef 👉👈”. Small circular profile photos appear beside the posts, with reaction and sharing icons and engagement counts beneath the first two posts.
At the top, a small anime-style avatar appears beside the username “solaire-kyun.” Beneath it, large text reads “allow me to offer you.” The central photograph shows a round gray-and-white rat with long whiskers sitting on a person’s open palm, facing the camera; a purple garment and part of a cage are visible in the background. Along the bottom, large text reads “a round and ch umby boy.” At the top, a small anime-style avatar appears beside the username “solaire-kyun.” Beneath it, large text reads “allow me to offer you.” The central photograph shows a round gray-and-white rat with long whiskers sitting on a person’s open palm, facing the camera; a purple garment and part of a cage are visible in the background. Along the bottom, large text reads “a round and ch umby boy.”
A three-panel meme in the style of a *Lord of the Rings* film scene. In the top panel, an elderly, long-haired, bearded wizard in dim light looks toward the viewer; the caption reads, “What can you see?” and the upper-right corner contains the logo text “LORD OF THE RINGS THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING.” In the middle panel, two fingers hold a small metallic object with the words “Live Love Laugh” written across it in ornate script. In the bottom panel, a young, curly-haired man looks down at the object with a puzzled expression; the caption reads, “It's some form of basic white girl”. A three-panel meme in the style of a *Lord of the Rings* film scene. In the top panel, an elderly, long-haired, bearded wizard in dim light looks toward the viewer; the caption reads, “What can you see?” and the upper-right corner contains the logo text “LORD OF THE RINGS THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING.” In the middle panel, two fingers hold a small metallic object with the words “Live Love Laugh” written across it in ornate script. In the bottom panel, a young, curly-haired man looks down at the object with a puzzled expression; the caption reads, “It's some form of basic white girl”.
A photographed cream-colored book page lies at a slight angle, with blurred books and other objects visible around its edges. Near the top, between two small green circular icons containing white plant-like symbols, the bold title reads “A Spell of Peaceful Calm”. Below it, the page says: “Cast this spell when you are feeling stressed.” followed by “You will need:” and the numbered list “1. Some rocks” and “2. A cloudless night”. A bold “Directions:” heading introduces: “1. Go outside” “2. YELL AT THE MOON” “3. Shake your fists” “4. YELL SOME MORE” “5. Hurl rocks skyward” “6. Shout "FUCK OFF SPACE EGG"” “7. Repeat until dawn”. A photographed cream-colored book page lies at a slight angle, with blurred books and other objects visible around its edges. Near the top, between two small green circular icons containing white plant-like symbols, the bold title reads “A Spell of Peaceful Calm”. Below it, the page says: “Cast this spell when you are feeling stressed.” followed by “You will need:” and the numbered list “1. Some rocks” and “2. A cloudless night”. A bold “Directions:” heading introduces: “1. Go outside” “2. YELL AT THE MOON” “3. Shake your fists” “4. YELL SOME MORE” “5. Hurl rocks skyward” “6. Shout "FUCK OFF SPACE EGG"” “7. Repeat until dawn”.
A cartoon illustration from *The Lorax* shows the small, yellow-orange, mustachioed Lorax standing on a tree stump in a green landscape beneath a blue sky, with one arm extended as if gesturing. Palm-like trees frame the scene on both sides. White text at the upper left reads: “I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees, and the trees say ‘can u fuckin not’”. A cartoon illustration from *The Lorax* shows the small, yellow-orange, mustachioed Lorax standing on a tree stump in a green landscape beneath a blue sky, with one arm extended as if gesturing. Palm-like trees frame the scene on both sides. White text at the upper left reads: “I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees, and the trees say ‘can u fuckin not’”.
At the top, the centered heading reads “GREEK ALPHABET.” Below it is a black-outlined rectangular chart with two columns of Greek symbols and humorous labels. The left column reads: “α fish,” “β slope,” “γ cursive y,” “δ fancy d,” “ε ~Normal(0,1),” “ζ squiggle,” “η Neta Ulaby,” “θ angle parameter” with the words crossed out, “ι not one,” “κ kurvature,” “λ lambchops,” and “μ mu tu?” The right column reads: “ν neutrino,” “ξ squiggles,” “ο o,” “π 3.14159265358979323846,” “ρ phṓ,” “σ standard deviation,” “τ Time Constantine,” “υ ypsilon,” “φ o-line,” “χ chai tea,” “ψ Raphael,” and “ω butt.” At the top, the centered heading reads “GREEK ALPHABET.” Below it is a black-outlined rectangular chart with two columns of Greek symbols and humorous labels. The left column reads: “α fish,” “β slope,” “γ cursive y,” “δ fancy d,” “ε ~Normal(0,1),” “ζ squiggle,” “η Neta Ulaby,” “θ angle parameter” with the words crossed out, “ι not one,” “κ kurvature,” “λ lambchops,” and “μ mu tu?” The right column reads: “ν neutrino,” “ξ squiggles,” “ο o,” “π 3.14159265358979323846,” “ρ phṓ,” “σ standard deviation,” “τ Time Constantine,” “υ ypsilon,” “φ o-line,” “χ chai tea,” “ψ Raphael,” and “ω butt.”
A four-panel comic in the Winnie-the-Pooh style, with the label “SAFELY ENDANGERED” above the top-right panel. In the top-left panel, Winnie the Pooh, wearing a red shirt, looks concerned while holding a blue bowl or container. In the top-right panel, a tiger-like character has a large green triangular object with an eye drawn on it over its face; a speech bubble reads, “SWEET JESUS, POOH! THAT’S NOT HONEY”. In the bottom-left panel, the tiger-like character appears to be eating or holding the same eye-marked triangle, with a speech bubble reading, “YOU’RE EATING” and “Government secrets”. In the bottom-right panel, Pooh looks shocked with his mouth open and one hand raised; a speech bubble above him has its text completely obscured by a solid black rectangle. A four-panel comic in the Winnie-the-Pooh style, with the label “SAFELY ENDANGERED” above the top-right panel. In the top-left panel, Winnie the Pooh, wearing a red shirt, looks concerned while holding a blue bowl or container. In the top-right panel, a tiger-like character has a large green triangular object with an eye drawn on it over its face; a speech bubble reads, “SWEET JESUS, POOH! THAT’S NOT HONEY”. In the bottom-left panel, the tiger-like character appears to be eating or holding the same eye-marked triangle, with a speech bubble reading, “YOU’RE EATING” and “Government secrets”. In the bottom-right panel, Pooh looks shocked with his mouth open and one hand raised; a speech bubble above him has its text completely obscured by a solid black rectangle.
The “Corporate needs you to find the differences” meme template shows a woman in a purple cardigan holding two pictures: on the left, a pink, featherless chicken or bird with long legs; on the right, Leonardo da Vinci’s Vitruvian Man drawing on a sepia-toned page covered with handwritten notes. Yellow text across the center reads, “Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture.” Below, the same woman sits indoors beside a houseplant and window blinds, with a large image of a bearded classical philosopher’s marble bust covering her face. Yellow text in a dark rectangle at the bottom reads, “They're the same picture.” The “Corporate needs you to find the differences” meme template shows a woman in a purple cardigan holding two pictures: on the left, a pink, featherless chicken or bird with long legs; on the right, Leonardo da Vinci’s Vitruvian Man drawing on a sepia-toned page covered with handwritten notes. Yellow text across the center reads, “Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture.” Below, the same woman sits indoors beside a houseplant and window blinds, with a large image of a bearded classical philosopher’s marble bust covering her face. Yellow text in a dark rectangle at the bottom reads, “They're the same picture.”
A screenshot of a dark-mode social media post by “turbomander” (@turbomander), with a “Follow” button at the upper right. The post text reads: “me: homunculus, have you seen my scrying orb? my loathsome and suspiciously orb-shaped homunculus:” Below it is an embedded post by “swinky” (@dumbassghoul · 20h), captioned “can i come over and be Round like this”. The embedded photo shows a nearly spherical, hairless guinea pig sitting on a dark textured surface; its pale pink, heavily wrinkled body has a dark gray face, small folded ears, shiny black eyes, and tiny feet. The blurred background appears to be an indoor room with furniture and objects. A screenshot of a dark-mode social media post by “turbomander” (@turbomander), with a “Follow” button at the upper right. The post text reads: “me: homunculus, have you seen my scrying orb? my loathsome and suspiciously orb-shaped homunculus:” Below it is an embedded post by “swinky” (@dumbassghoul · 20h), captioned “can i come over and be Round like this”. The embedded photo shows a nearly spherical, hairless guinea pig sitting on a dark textured surface; its pale pink, heavily wrinkled body has a dark gray face, small folded ears, shiny black eyes, and tiny feet. The blurred background appears to be an indoor room with furniture and objects.
A black-and-white nine-panel comic in a three-by-three grid. In the top-left panel, a bespectacled man in a lab coat sits across a table from a spiky-haired child and places a small box in front of him, saying, “PUT YOUR RIGHT HAND IN THE BOX.” In the top-middle panel, the child points toward the box and asks, “WHAT’S IN THE BOX?” while the man replies, “PAIN.” In the top-right panel, the child shouts, “WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS??” and the man says, “AN ANIMAL IN A TRAP WILL GNAW OFF ITS OWN LEG TO ESCAPE. WHAT WILL YOU DO?” In the middle-left panel, a woman seated in a chair reads a book and says, “NO NEED TO CALL FOR HELP. YOUR MOTHER IS BEHIND THAT DOOR. NONE WILL GET PAST HER.” In the middle-center panel, she holds the book up in front of her face while saying, “I MUST NOT FEAR FEAR IS THE MIND-KILLER FEAR IS THE LITTLE DEATH THAT BRINGS TOTAL OBLITERATION.” In the middle-right panel, she continues hiding behind the book as a jagged speech bubble reads, “NO!! I’LL NEVER COOPERATE, YOU HIDEOUS BUG-EYED FREAK! NEVER!!” In the bottom-left panel, she lowers the book slightly and says, “YOU CAN CONTAIN MY BODY, BUT YOU CAN’T CHAIN MY SPIRIT! WALLS CAN’T CONFINE IT! LAWS CAN’T RESTRAIN IT! YOU CAN TRY TO LEAVE A MESSAGE, BUT MY SPIRIT SCREAMS ITS CALLS!!” In the bottom-center panel, a person lunges across the frame past a falling wooden chair beside huge stacked lettering reading, “AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.” In the bottom-right panel, the woman bends toward the spiky-haired child, who sits on the floor; she asks, “WHAT DID THE REVEREND MOTHER SAY?” and the child replies, “ALL HISTORY UP TO THIS POINT HAS BEEN SPENT PREPARING THE WORLD FOR MY PRESENCE.” A black-and-white nine-panel comic in a three-by-three grid. In the top-left panel, a bespectacled man in a lab coat sits across a table from a spiky-haired child and places a small box in front of him, saying, “PUT YOUR RIGHT HAND IN THE BOX.” In the top-middle panel, the child points toward the box and asks, “WHAT’S IN THE BOX?” while the man replies, “PAIN.” In the top-right panel, the child shouts, “WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS??” and the man says, “AN ANIMAL IN A TRAP WILL GNAW OFF ITS OWN LEG TO ESCAPE. WHAT WILL YOU DO?” In the middle-left panel, a woman seated in a chair reads a book and says, “NO NEED TO CALL FOR HELP. YOUR MOTHER IS BEHIND THAT DOOR. NONE WILL GET PAST HER.” In the middle-center panel, she holds the book up in front of her face while saying, “I MUST NOT FEAR FEAR IS THE MIND-KILLER FEAR IS THE LITTLE DEATH THAT BRINGS TOTAL OBLITERATION.” In the middle-right panel, she continues hiding behind the book as a jagged speech bubble reads, “NO!! I’LL NEVER COOPERATE, YOU HIDEOUS BUG-EYED FREAK! NEVER!!” In the bottom-left panel, she lowers the book slightly and says, “YOU CAN CONTAIN MY BODY, BUT YOU CAN’T CHAIN MY SPIRIT! WALLS CAN’T CONFINE IT! LAWS CAN’T RESTRAIN IT! YOU CAN TRY TO LEAVE A MESSAGE, BUT MY SPIRIT SCREAMS ITS CALLS!!” In the bottom-center panel, a person lunges across the frame past a falling wooden chair beside huge stacked lettering reading, “AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.” In the bottom-right panel, the woman bends toward the spiky-haired child, who sits on the floor; she asks, “WHAT DID THE REVEREND MOTHER SAY?” and the child replies, “ALL HISTORY UP TO THIS POINT HAS BEEN SPENT PREPARING THE WORLD FOR MY PRESENCE.”
A dark-mode social-media thread is shown vertically. At the top, a post by “Bwillet Comics, Monster Matchmaker” with the truncated handle “@bwillettco...” and “· 7d” appears beside a purple-and-blue cartoon avatar. Its text reads: “As a non-furry myself, isn't it like a scientific fact that a large furry presence means a healthy tech environment? Like when the furries leave, that's when you know the site is doomed? Personally I'm happy for signs of a thriving ecosystem, like when you start seeing butterflies in your yard”. Beneath it is an embedded post by “Ashen "Sterno" Delalupe Carnot” with the truncated handle “@speckled-doge...” and “· 11d”, preceded by “aayyyyy lmao”. The embedded post contains a white text panel reading: “How can I not get furries in my discovery timeline? I just got lucky and got a bluesky account today and got hooked into it, until I realized that people were right about the furries on this site. I've been constantly trying to mute them they still show up, I find a random mute list and yet they're still here. Does anyone know how to combat this?” Beneath the panel are engagement icons with “83”, “755”, and “2296”, followed by an ellipsis. A reply below, separated by a horizontal line, is from “Uruso Nørsk · 6d” with the handle “@uruso.bsky.social” and a colorful illustrated animal avatar. It reads: “As someone who works in environmental science the concept of furries as a digital keystone "species" (demographic) indicating site ecosystem health is just sending me. I can't decide if I want to cackle uncontrollably or facepalm so hard I bruise myself.” A dark-mode social-media thread is shown vertically. At the top, a post by “Bwillet Comics, Monster Matchmaker” with the truncated handle “@bwillettco...” and “· 7d” appears beside a purple-and-blue cartoon avatar. Its text reads: “As a non-furry myself, isn't it like a scientific fact that a large furry presence means a healthy tech environment? Like when the furries leave, that's when you know the site is doomed? Personally I'm happy for signs of a thriving ecosystem, like when you start seeing butterflies in your yard”. Beneath it is an embedded post by “Ashen "Sterno" Delalupe Carnot” with the truncated handle “@speckled-doge...” and “· 11d”, preceded by “aayyyyy lmao”. The embedded post contains a white text panel reading: “How can I not get furries in my discovery timeline? I just got lucky and got a bluesky account today and got hooked into it, until I realized that people were right about the furries on this site. I've been constantly trying to mute them they still show up, I find a random mute list and yet they're still here. Does anyone know how to combat this?” Beneath the panel are engagement icons with “83”, “755”, and “2296”, followed by an ellipsis. A reply below, separated by a horizontal line, is from “Uruso Nørsk · 6d” with the handle “@uruso.bsky.social” and a colorful illustrated animal avatar. It reads: “As someone who works in environmental science the concept of furries as a digital keystone "species" (demographic) indicating site ecosystem health is just sending me. I can't decide if I want to cackle uncontrollably or facepalm so hard I bruise myself.”
A pink soda can is centered against a solid red background. The can is labeled “FANTA” in large white letters on a blue banner, with a green leaf above the lettering. Beneath the brand name, a green label reads “Homosexual” on the first line and “Rat” on the second. A gray cartoon rat with a pink ear and a pink tail appears to the right of the label. A pink soda can is centered against a solid red background. The can is labeled “FANTA” in large white letters on a blue banner, with a green leaf above the lettering. Beneath the brand name, a green label reads “Homosexual” on the first line and “Rat” on the second. A gray cartoon rat with a pink ear and a pink tail appears to the right of the label.
A text-only meme on a white background, formatted as a dialogue. The text reads: “History department recruiter: You there! Do you like historical fiction? Period dramas? Historically themed films, tv shows, and video games?” Then, on a separate line, “Prospective student: Yes!” followed by: “History department recruiter: Would you like not to?” A text-only meme on a white background, formatted as a dialogue. The text reads: “History department recruiter: You there! Do you like historical fiction? Period dramas? Historically themed films, tv shows, and video games?” Then, on a separate line, “Prospective student: Yes!” followed by: “History department recruiter: Would you like not to?”
A colorful packaged novelty product is photographed in a store, with a large fuzzy moth pictured in the center, its wings spread behind its head, antennae extending upward, and large dark eyes facing forward. The package has a green-and-white “obvious plant” logo at upper left, the text “UNIT #DV5T-PL5,” and a warning label at upper right reading “WARNING: NO SNEEZING” and “one big achoo will wipe out inventory.” Large pink-and-white lettering says “WELCOME TO THE MOTH SHOP,” with a speech bubble below reading “What can I get you?” Two upper compartments are labeled “DUST” and “NECTAR,” and three lower compartments contain items labeled “MORE DUST,” “A POEM ABOUT THE MOON,” and “PERHAPS SOME DUST??” The bottom banner reads “WE SELL A WIDE VARIETY OF ITEMS (HAVE I MENTIONED THE DUST?)” Shelves of other merchandise are visible in the background, and a hand holds the package along the right edge. A colorful packaged novelty product is photographed in a store, with a large fuzzy moth pictured in the center, its wings spread behind its head, antennae extending upward, and large dark eyes facing forward. The package has a green-and-white “obvious plant” logo at upper left, the text “UNIT #DV5T-PL5,” and a warning label at upper right reading “WARNING: NO SNEEZING” and “one big achoo will wipe out inventory.” Large pink-and-white lettering says “WELCOME TO THE MOTH SHOP,” with a speech bubble below reading “What can I get you?” Two upper compartments are labeled “DUST” and “NECTAR,” and three lower compartments contain items labeled “MORE DUST,” “A POEM ABOUT THE MOON,” and “PERHAPS SOME DUST??” The bottom banner reads “WE SELL A WIDE VARIETY OF ITEMS (HAVE I MENTIONED THE DUST?)” Shelves of other merchandise are visible in the background, and a hand holds the package along the right edge.
Black-and-white photograph of a dead deer skeleton lying on the ground in a forest, with large antlers extending across the center and lower left, a skull near the bottom center, and the rib cage curving along the right side. Large white text across the top reads, “how your email finds me.” Black-and-white photograph of a dead deer skeleton lying on the ground in a forest, with large antlers extending across the center and lower left, a skull near the bottom center, and the rib cage curving along the right side. Large white text across the top reads, “how your email finds me.”
A social-media post on a black background shows the display name “Greg the Sorcerer,” the truncated username “@gregthesor...,” and “· 1d” at the top, followed by the caption “Pranking people at the mall with my sphere of annihilation.” Below, a person in a dark shirt stands in a brightly lit mall or hallway, with their face largely obscured by intense white light. In the foreground, an outstretched hand appears to hold a digitally edited black sphere with a red glowing center, surrounded by a vivid purple aura and branching red-and-black crack-like effects spreading across the palm and fingers; another arm extends to the left in the background. A social-media post on a black background shows the display name “Greg the Sorcerer,” the truncated username “@gregthesor...,” and “· 1d” at the top, followed by the caption “Pranking people at the mall with my sphere of annihilation.” Below, a person in a dark shirt stands in a brightly lit mall or hallway, with their face largely obscured by intense white light. In the foreground, an outstretched hand appears to hold a digitally edited black sphere with a red glowing center, surrounded by a vivid purple aura and branching red-and-black crack-like effects spreading across the palm and fingers; another arm extends to the left in the background.
A small tabby kitten sits on a hardwood floor, facing the camera with wide eyes, wearing a tall black pointed witch hat with a purple brim and sitting beside a small pink jack-o’-lantern decoration. A blue upholstered object is at right, with a white door and wooden trim in the background. A dark translucent caption bar across the bottom reads exactly, “It’s October 1st. Its spooky time.” A small tabby kitten sits on a hardwood floor, facing the camera with wide eyes, wearing a tall black pointed witch hat with a purple brim and sitting beside a small pink jack-o’-lantern decoration. A blue upholstered object is at right, with a white door and wooden trim in the background. A dark translucent caption bar across the bottom reads exactly, “It’s October 1st. Its spooky time.”
A portrait-oriented fantasy illustration shows a broad, dark-skinned warrior standing front-facing in elaborate gold and bronze armor. He has long black hair, a small black mustache, narrowed eyes, and a slight smile. His helmet or headpiece is mostly hidden behind a large radiant golden halo shaped like an eagle with outspread wings. Massive winged shoulder armor extends to both sides, decorated with feathers, engraved patterns, small emblems, and red and green gemstones. An eagle motif covers the center of his breastplate, with a large red oval gem below it. He wears layered engraved arm and leg armor, a red skirt-like tabard with hanging gold ornaments, and holds a large glowing orange-red sword diagonally across the lower foreground. The background is plain pale gray, and there is no visible text. A portrait-oriented fantasy illustration shows a broad, dark-skinned warrior standing front-facing in elaborate gold and bronze armor. He has long black hair, a small black mustache, narrowed eyes, and a slight smile. His helmet or headpiece is mostly hidden behind a large radiant golden halo shaped like an eagle with outspread wings. Massive winged shoulder armor extends to both sides, decorated with feathers, engraved patterns, small emblems, and red and green gemstones. An eagle motif covers the center of his breastplate, with a large red oval gem below it. He wears layered engraved arm and leg armor, a red skirt-like tabard with hanging gold ornaments, and holds a large glowing orange-red sword diagonally across the lower foreground. The background is plain pale gray, and there is no visible text.
A white poster-style meme with centered black text and three large red prohibition symbols across the middle, each over a different machine image: a small wheeled robot on the left, an old computer terminal in the center, and a futuristic control-room or terminal interior on the right. The text at the top reads, “All Robot & Terminals” and “Must Shut The Hell Up.” Beneath the symbols it reads, “To All Machines. You Do Not Speak” and “Unless Spoken To.” Two solid black arrows point inward toward the line, “And I Will Never Speak To You,” with “Never” in bold. The lower text reads, “I Do Not Want To Hear "Thank You" From A Kiosk,” “I am a Divine Being    :    You are an Object,” and “You Have No Right To Speak In My Holy Tounge.” Small pink text at the bottom reads, “Made By The Elder Maxson Gang.” A white poster-style meme with centered black text and three large red prohibition symbols across the middle, each over a different machine image: a small wheeled robot on the left, an old computer terminal in the center, and a futuristic control-room or terminal interior on the right. The text at the top reads, “All Robot & Terminals” and “Must Shut The Hell Up.” Beneath the symbols it reads, “To All Machines. You Do Not Speak” and “Unless Spoken To.” Two solid black arrows point inward toward the line, “And I Will Never Speak To You,” with “Never” in bold. The lower text reads, “I Do Not Want To Hear "Thank You" From A Kiosk,” “I am a Divine Being    :    You are an Object,” and “You Have No Right To Speak In My Holy Tounge.” Small pink text at the bottom reads, “Made By The Elder Maxson Gang.”
A low-resolution screenshot styled like a computer pop-up window has a black title bar reading “It's Nearly October” with a gray close button marked “X” at the upper right. In the light-gray dialog area, a small skull graphic appears on the left beside the message “Time to get spooky!” Two buttons are along the bottom: “Yes” on the left and “Hell Yes” on the right. A low-resolution screenshot styled like a computer pop-up window has a black title bar reading “It's Nearly October” with a gray close button marked “X” at the upper right. In the light-gray dialog area, a small skull graphic appears on the left beside the message “Time to get spooky!” Two buttons are along the bottom: “Yes” on the left and “Hell Yes” on the right.
A four-panel comic on a starry purple background, parodying the Christmas song “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.” In the top-left panel, a brown reindeer with antlers, a glowing red nose, and a red-and-yellow harness flies or leaps to the right; the caption reads, “♪ Rudolph the red nosed ♪ reindeer, had a very shiny nose ♪”. In the top-right panel, a close-up of the smiling reindeer fills the panel, with its red nose glowing; the caption reads, “♪ And if you ever saw it ♪ You would even say it glows ♪”. In the bottom-left panel, the reindeer continues rightward beside the caption “Oh no-”; a pale yellow speech bubble contains the large word “LIGHT” surrounded by small black symbols. In the bottom-right panel, the caption reads “Mothman no-”; the reindeer flies across the upper right while a black, red-eyed moth-like figure with blurred wings appears below it. The signature “© Sarah Andersen” is along the bottom. A four-panel comic on a starry purple background, parodying the Christmas song “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.” In the top-left panel, a brown reindeer with antlers, a glowing red nose, and a red-and-yellow harness flies or leaps to the right; the caption reads, “♪ Rudolph the red nosed ♪ reindeer, had a very shiny nose ♪”. In the top-right panel, a close-up of the smiling reindeer fills the panel, with its red nose glowing; the caption reads, “♪ And if you ever saw it ♪ You would even say it glows ♪”. In the bottom-left panel, the reindeer continues rightward beside the caption “Oh no-”; a pale yellow speech bubble contains the large word “LIGHT” surrounded by small black symbols. In the bottom-right panel, the caption reads “Mothman no-”; the reindeer flies across the upper right while a black, red-eyed moth-like figure with blurred wings appears below it. The signature “© Sarah Andersen” is along the bottom.
On a pale pink background, a white irregular oval contains a hand-drawn, fluffy gray-and-white creature with black ears, a pink nose and cheeks, a toothy grin, black legs and paws, and a large curled peach-colored tail with darker stripes. It wears a blue bow around its neck and crouches with its head turned left. Orange handwritten text above it reads “i DON'T DO WELL in” and large orange text below reads “SITUATIONS.” Orange four-pointed sparkles surround the oval, and a faint watermark on the creature’s lower right side reads “CRAZY...”. On a pale pink background, a white irregular oval contains a hand-drawn, fluffy gray-and-white creature with black ears, a pink nose and cheeks, a toothy grin, black legs and paws, and a large curled peach-colored tail with darker stripes. It wears a blue bow around its neck and crouches with its head turned left. Orange handwritten text above it reads “i DON'T DO WELL in” and large orange text below reads “SITUATIONS.” Orange four-pointed sparkles surround the oval, and a faint watermark on the creature’s lower right side reads “CRAZY...”.
A white-background social media post has a small circular orange-and-yellow avatar at the upper left, followed by the username “whyuhhhhhhhhh”. The post reads: “So last week, I noticed my coworker kept saying weird phrases in meetings. Stuff like: ‘We’ll take this to the synergy zone.’ ‘Let’s triangle back on that.’ ‘Put that in the idea fridge.’ No one reacted. Everyone just nodded like it was normal. I figured it was some corporate lingo I missed. Day two, I hear: ‘We’ll verticalize that bandwidth.’ I write it down to Google later. Nothing. By day three, I’m starting to use them, too. ‘Yeah, we should put that in the idea fridge.’ People nodded. I felt included. Friday rolls around. He pulls me aside and goes: ‘I've been making them all up. No one knows what they mean.’ HE GOT THE ENTIRE TEAM SAYING NONSENSE. Even the manager threw out ‘triangle back’ in a call. Now the whole office is trapped in fake jargon with no way out. I respect it. I fear it.” A white-background social media post has a small circular orange-and-yellow avatar at the upper left, followed by the username “whyuhhhhhhhhh”. The post reads: “So last week, I noticed my coworker kept saying weird phrases in meetings. Stuff like: ‘We’ll take this to the synergy zone.’ ‘Let’s triangle back on that.’ ‘Put that in the idea fridge.’ No one reacted. Everyone just nodded like it was normal. I figured it was some corporate lingo I missed. Day two, I hear: ‘We’ll verticalize that bandwidth.’ I write it down to Google later. Nothing. By day three, I’m starting to use them, too. ‘Yeah, we should put that in the idea fridge.’ People nodded. I felt included. Friday rolls around. He pulls me aside and goes: ‘I've been making them all up. No one knows what they mean.’ HE GOT THE ENTIRE TEAM SAYING NONSENSE. Even the manager threw out ‘triangle back’ in a call. Now the whole office is trapped in fake jargon with no way out. I respect it. I fear it.”
A diagonally divided cartoon scene shows a young man in profile on the left, wearing a yellow short-sleeved shirt and blue pants, holding a dark hose with a gray nozzle pointed to the right; a small stream of water sprays from the nozzle. On the right, a large pale-gray kangaroo-like animal with dark ears, brown lower legs, and an open mouth stands on all fours facing right, while a long stream of liquid runs downward from beneath its body. Both panels have a bright outdoor background with green grass, a flowering tree, and rolling hills. There is no visible text. A diagonally divided cartoon scene shows a young man in profile on the left, wearing a yellow short-sleeved shirt and blue pants, holding a dark hose with a gray nozzle pointed to the right; a small stream of water sprays from the nozzle. On the right, a large pale-gray kangaroo-like animal with dark ears, brown lower legs, and an open mouth stands on all fours facing right, while a long stream of liquid runs downward from beneath its body. Both panels have a bright outdoor background with green grass, a flowering tree, and rolling hills. There is no visible text.
A young woman in close-up faces the camera while holding a black handheld microphone in the lower-left foreground. She wears a tall red cone-shaped hat and a dark outfit with red trim, with brown hair tied back, wide eyes, and her mouth open as if speaking or singing. A softly lit indoor background with indistinct shadows is behind her. In the lower-left corner, the TikTok logo appears above the text “TikTok” and the username “@momo_obrien”. This meme is a video; captions are not available. 0:12
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A four-panel black-and-white parody of the “Goofus and Gallant” comic template. In the top-left panel, a boy labeled by the caption as Goofus angrily examines or handles a toy while facing a seated girl; the caption reads, “Goofus opposes universal programs because they might benefit people he thinks are undeserving.” In the top-right panel, a boy labeled as Gallant kneels beside a seated small child and helps with a toy or doll; the caption reads, “Gallant recognizes that he has internalized toxic ideas of meritocracy and unworthiness from capitalism.” In the bottom-left panel, Goofus sits at a table or desk with an open book or telephone-like object, looking aside skeptically; the caption reads, “Goofus loves wonky means-tested programs because he mistakes math for justice.” In the bottom-right panel, Gallant presents a bouquet of flowers to a smiling woman; the caption reads, “Gallant got over that a while back.” A four-panel black-and-white parody of the “Goofus and Gallant” comic template. In the top-left panel, a boy labeled by the caption as Goofus angrily examines or handles a toy while facing a seated girl; the caption reads, “Goofus opposes universal programs because they might benefit people he thinks are undeserving.” In the top-right panel, a boy labeled as Gallant kneels beside a seated small child and helps with a toy or doll; the caption reads, “Gallant recognizes that he has internalized toxic ideas of meritocracy and unworthiness from capitalism.” In the bottom-left panel, Goofus sits at a table or desk with an open book or telephone-like object, looking aside skeptically; the caption reads, “Goofus loves wonky means-tested programs because he mistakes math for justice.” In the bottom-right panel, Gallant presents a bouquet of flowers to a smiling woman; the caption reads, “Gallant got over that a while back.”
A six-panel, three-row by two-column comic is headed “BEFORE CHAOS” over the left column and “AFTER CHAOS” over the right. In the top row, a label reads “DEATH GUARD”: on the left, a pale-armored, helmeted figure with a barred faceplate stands before a gray castle silhouette; on the right, the same figure has green, decayed-looking armor surrounded by fleshy green growths, pink tentacles, spikes, and a horn, against a mottled outdoor background. In the middle row, a label reads “EMPEROR’S CHILDREN”: on the left, a purple-and-gold armored figure with a white crest or plume faces away in a curtained room with framed pictures and a vase; on the right, the figure wears more elaborate purple-and-gold armor with large curved horns, holds a long gun, and has a bright rainbow-colored plume or cloud above the helmet in a pixelated pink-and-lavender setting. In the bottom row, a label reads “NIGHT LORD”: both panels show a blue-and-red armored figure from behind in a dim room with chains and hanging bodies or ornaments, blood-red stains along the lower wall, and skull motifs on the armor; the right panel is nearly identical to the left. A six-panel, three-row by two-column comic is headed “BEFORE CHAOS” over the left column and “AFTER CHAOS” over the right. In the top row, a label reads “DEATH GUARD”: on the left, a pale-armored, helmeted figure with a barred faceplate stands before a gray castle silhouette; on the right, the same figure has green, decayed-looking armor surrounded by fleshy green growths, pink tentacles, spikes, and a horn, against a mottled outdoor background. In the middle row, a label reads “EMPEROR’S CHILDREN”: on the left, a purple-and-gold armored figure with a white crest or plume faces away in a curtained room with framed pictures and a vase; on the right, the figure wears more elaborate purple-and-gold armor with large curved horns, holds a long gun, and has a bright rainbow-colored plume or cloud above the helmet in a pixelated pink-and-lavender setting. In the bottom row, a label reads “NIGHT LORD”: both panels show a blue-and-red armored figure from behind in a dim room with chains and hanging bodies or ornaments, blood-red stains along the lower wall, and skull motifs on the armor; the right panel is nearly identical to the left.
At the top, large white text reads “STOP HAVING THOUGHTS,” followed by “YOU NEVER NEEDED TO BE SELF-AWARE.” In the center, a black-and-white drawing shows a side-profile human head with an exposed brain containing three circle-and-slash symbols; a disembodied hand points to a steaming metal trash can on the right. Below are bullet points reading “• IDEAS, ABSTRACTIONS, LANGUAGE, AND REASONING ARE DREAM-PARASITES FROM THE ETHER,” “• WE DID NOT INVITE THEM. WE DID NOT WANT THEM. THEY MAKE US THINK WE DO,” and “• RETURN TO THE STYGIAN PROTO-MIND OF YOUR ANT & GRUB FOREFATHERS, REJOIN THEIR ANCIENT CHOIR.” A fourth bullet is partially cut off and reads “• They need baritones.” The panel sits over a dark, fantasy-like landscape background, with a TikTok watermark reading “@b34ns._” near the bottom. At the top, large white text reads “STOP HAVING THOUGHTS,” followed by “YOU NEVER NEEDED TO BE SELF-AWARE.” In the center, a black-and-white drawing shows a side-profile human head with an exposed brain containing three circle-and-slash symbols; a disembodied hand points to a steaming metal trash can on the right. Below are bullet points reading “• IDEAS, ABSTRACTIONS, LANGUAGE, AND REASONING ARE DREAM-PARASITES FROM THE ETHER,” “• WE DID NOT INVITE THEM. WE DID NOT WANT THEM. THEY MAKE US THINK WE DO,” and “• RETURN TO THE STYGIAN PROTO-MIND OF YOUR ANT & GRUB FOREFATHERS, REJOIN THEIR ANCIENT CHOIR.” A fourth bullet is partially cut off and reads “• They need baritones.” The panel sits over a dark, fantasy-like landscape background, with a TikTok watermark reading “@b34ns._” near the bottom.
A raccoon stands in a grassy field with its tail raised and curled, facing the camera with a neutral expression; a black cat is positioned in front of and partly obscures the raccoon, also facing the camera. White text at the top reads, “i hope you see me” and “not only as”; large pink text across the upper middle reads, “A FRIEND”; white text near the bottom left reads, “but also as...”; and large red text along the bottom reads, “A THREAT”. A raccoon stands in a grassy field with its tail raised and curled, facing the camera with a neutral expression; a black cat is positioned in front of and partly obscures the raccoon, also facing the camera. White text at the top reads, “i hope you see me” and “not only as”; large pink text across the upper middle reads, “A FRIEND”; white text near the bottom left reads, “but also as...”; and large red text along the bottom reads, “A THREAT”.
A text-only meme on a white background, formatted like a list titled “HOW TO CARE FOR INTROVERTS AT CHRISTMAS.” The bullet points read: “gift them books”; “skip small talk and discuss magical warfare”; “they will probably run away at some point”; “lure them back with snacks”; “keep the snacks coming”; “when food is gone, introverts vanish”; and “it is known”. A text-only meme on a white background, formatted like a list titled “HOW TO CARE FOR INTROVERTS AT CHRISTMAS.” The bullet points read: “gift them books”; “skip small talk and discuss magical warfare”; “they will probably run away at some point”; “lure them back with snacks”; “keep the snacks coming”; “when food is gone, introverts vanish”; and “it is known”.
A vertically framed video with black bars at the top and bottom shows two men onstage against dark purple curtains. In the foreground, a dark-haired man in left profile wears a black jacket with white trim over a white shirt and holds a handheld microphone with a yellow band near his mouth, looking toward the man beside him. The second man is partially visible on the right, wearing a purple shirt and facing right. A TikTok watermark on the left reads “TikTok” and “@sofunny369”. This meme is a video; captions are not available. 2:01
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The “skeleton lifting weights” meme template appears on a black background: a gray human skeleton reclines while holding a barbell with large dark round weight plates, one prominent at the upper right and another near the bottom; a small colorful robotic face or helmet overlaps the skeleton’s head area. Large white text reads, line by line, “MY BODY IS A” at the upper left, “MACHINE” across the upper middle, “THAT TURNS” at the left center, “MY BODY” in white letters inside a black rectangle at the center, “INTO” at the lower left, “A” below it, and “MACHINE” across the bottom. The “skeleton lifting weights” meme template appears on a black background: a gray human skeleton reclines while holding a barbell with large dark round weight plates, one prominent at the upper right and another near the bottom; a small colorful robotic face or helmet overlaps the skeleton’s head area. Large white text reads, line by line, “MY BODY IS A” at the upper left, “MACHINE” across the upper middle, “THAT TURNS” at the left center, “MY BODY” in white letters inside a black rectangle at the center, “INTO” at the lower left, “A” below it, and “MACHINE” across the bottom.
A white-and-yellow cat-like plush character with a large square head, small black eyes, a black nose, and a simple smiling mouth sits against a plain white background; its yellow-and-black striped tail rises behind it on the right. Large outlined uppercase text at the top reads, “GOOD MORNING GOD HAS LET” and “ME LIVE ANOTHER DAY.” Large outlined uppercase text at the bottom reads, “AND I’M ABOUT TO MAKE IT” and “EVERYBODY’S PROBLEM.” The small watermark “bagsofbags” appears across the character’s torso. A white-and-yellow cat-like plush character with a large square head, small black eyes, a black nose, and a simple smiling mouth sits against a plain white background; its yellow-and-black striped tail rises behind it on the right. Large outlined uppercase text at the top reads, “GOOD MORNING GOD HAS LET” and “ME LIVE ANOTHER DAY.” Large outlined uppercase text at the bottom reads, “AND I’M ABOUT TO MAKE IT” and “EVERYBODY’S PROBLEM.” The small watermark “bagsofbags” appears across the character’s torso.
At the top, large black text reads, “Town Guard: You're under arrest. Druid: Funny, I don't feel under arrest...” Below it is a two-panel body-camera-style scene on a snowy, rocky shoreline crowded with bald eagles and other birds. In the upper panel, a police officer seen from behind approaches a bearded man in outdoor clothing, who gestures toward the birds; driftwood and birds fill the background, with mountains and water in the distance. In the lower panel, the officer leans backward with both arms raised as several large bald eagles fly directly around him, while the bearded man stands behind him among the birds. The footage overlays read “REC” with a red dot, “2024-01-08 14:42:13-0600,” and “AXON BODY 3 X80A73547,” with a yellow warning triangle at the upper right. At the top, large black text reads, “Town Guard: You're under arrest. Druid: Funny, I don't feel under arrest...” Below it is a two-panel body-camera-style scene on a snowy, rocky shoreline crowded with bald eagles and other birds. In the upper panel, a police officer seen from behind approaches a bearded man in outdoor clothing, who gestures toward the birds; driftwood and birds fill the background, with mountains and water in the distance. In the lower panel, the officer leans backward with both arms raised as several large bald eagles fly directly around him, while the bearded man stands behind him among the birds. The footage overlays read “REC” with a red dot, “2024-01-08 14:42:13-0600,” and “AXON BODY 3 X80A73547,” with a yellow warning triangle at the upper right.
A two-panel animated meme in a stone temple setting. In the top panel, a small brown-haired childlike character walks at the left beside a tall carved stone statue, while a large black panther-like animal crawls low across the stone floor toward the right; white text reads “My goal weight” near the lower left and “My diet” over the animal. In the bottom panel, the same small character is seen from behind at the lower left beside the statue, while a large shaggy purple-gray animal with an open mouth and a comical expression crouches on the floor near a doorway, appearing to eat from the ground; white text across the lower center reads “Me drunk at 3am” and “eating shredded cheese”. A two-panel animated meme in a stone temple setting. In the top panel, a small brown-haired childlike character walks at the left beside a tall carved stone statue, while a large black panther-like animal crawls low across the stone floor toward the right; white text reads “My goal weight” near the lower left and “My diet” over the animal. In the bottom panel, the same small character is seen from behind at the lower left beside the statue, while a large shaggy purple-gray animal with an open mouth and a comical expression crouches on the floor near a doorway, appearing to eat from the ground; white text across the lower center reads “Me drunk at 3am” and “eating shredded cheese”.
A white paper flyer is fastened to a wooden utility pole. It reads “FOUND THIS” at the top, followed by a photo of a brown horse standing in a grassy fenced pasture. Beneath the photo, the flyer says “NOT GIVING IT BACK,” then “Sorry.” in quotation marks, a horizontal line, and “DO NOT CONTACT ME.” A boxed phone number reads “(626) 790-9540.” Small text at the bottom says “You should of kept a better eye on it.” Yellow text below the flyer reads “FB.COM/ALANWAGNERANDHISVIDS.” A white paper flyer is fastened to a wooden utility pole. It reads “FOUND THIS” at the top, followed by a photo of a brown horse standing in a grassy fenced pasture. Beneath the photo, the flyer says “NOT GIVING IT BACK,” then “Sorry.” in quotation marks, a horizontal line, and “DO NOT CONTACT ME.” A boxed phone number reads “(626) 790-9540.” Small text at the bottom says “You should of kept a better eye on it.” Yellow text below the flyer reads “FB.COM/ALANWAGNERANDHISVIDS.”
A vintage comic-book panel with a red-orange background shows two speech bubbles at the top: the left bubble reads “BUT IT’S NOT HALLOWEEN TIME --” and the right dark bubble reads “NOT WITH THAT ATTITUDE!” In the foreground, a black-haired person is seen from behind, leaning forward with one arm raised and another hand visible at the left edge. Behind them is a large figure wearing brown clothing and a carved jack-o’-lantern head, with narrowed eyes, jagged teeth, and an open mouth; a small burst-shaped impact mark appears between the figure and the foreground person. A vintage comic-book panel with a red-orange background shows two speech bubbles at the top: the left bubble reads “BUT IT’S NOT HALLOWEEN TIME --” and the right dark bubble reads “NOT WITH THAT ATTITUDE!” In the foreground, a black-haired person is seen from behind, leaning forward with one arm raised and another hand visible at the left edge. Behind them is a large figure wearing brown clothing and a carved jack-o’-lantern head, with narrowed eyes, jagged teeth, and an open mouth; a small burst-shaped impact mark appears between the figure and the foreground person.
A fantasy-style illustration of an elderly wizard with a long white beard, pointed dark hat, and flowing robes, holding up his left hand as blue-white lightning crackles around his palm and fingers; he holds a brown book or staff-like object at the lower right. Storm clouds and lightning fill the background. Bold white text with black outlines reads, at the top, “I CAST”; across the bottom, “POPCORN IN YOUR TEETH YOU CAN FEEL WITH YOUR TONGUE BUT NOT YOUR FINGER”. A muted-speaker icon appears in the lower-right corner. A fantasy-style illustration of an elderly wizard with a long white beard, pointed dark hat, and flowing robes, holding up his left hand as blue-white lightning crackles around his palm and fingers; he holds a brown book or staff-like object at the lower right. Storm clouds and lightning fill the background. Bold white text with black outlines reads, at the top, “I CAST”; across the bottom, “POPCORN IN YOUR TEETH YOU CAN FEEL WITH YOUR TONGUE BUT NOT YOUR FINGER”. A muted-speaker icon appears in the lower-right corner.
At the top, black text on a white background reads, “family members: “You want to tell us what’s on your mind?”” followed below by “me:”. The lower portion is a still from a stand-up comedy performance, showing a dark-haired man in a blue suit and white shirt holding a microphone onstage against orange and dark red curtains; he looks forward with a serious, slightly wary expression. White subtitles at the bottom read, “Not unless everyone gets real cool about a bunch of stuff really quickly.” At the top, black text on a white background reads, “family members: “You want to tell us what’s on your mind?”” followed below by “me:”. The lower portion is a still from a stand-up comedy performance, showing a dark-haired man in a blue suit and white shirt holding a microphone onstage against orange and dark red curtains; he looks forward with a serious, slightly wary expression. White subtitles at the bottom read, “Not unless everyone gets real cool about a bunch of stuff really quickly.”
A four-panel dialogue meme featuring Ron Swanson, a mustached man with neatly combed brown hair, wearing a burgundy polo shirt in an office setting. In the top-left panel, he looks sternly to the side and the caption reads, “There’s only one thing I hate more than lying.” In the top-right panel, he maintains the same serious expression, with the caption, “skim milk.” In the bottom-left panel, he faces forward with a furrowed brow and the caption, “Which is water.” In the bottom-right panel, he squints angrily and the caption reads, “That’s lying about being milk.” Tiny white watermark text appears near the lower-left corner of each panel. A four-panel dialogue meme featuring Ron Swanson, a mustached man with neatly combed brown hair, wearing a burgundy polo shirt in an office setting. In the top-left panel, he looks sternly to the side and the caption reads, “There’s only one thing I hate more than lying.” In the top-right panel, he maintains the same serious expression, with the caption, “skim milk.” In the bottom-left panel, he faces forward with a furrowed brow and the caption, “Which is water.” In the bottom-right panel, he squints angrily and the caption reads, “That’s lying about being milk.” Tiny white watermark text appears near the lower-left corner of each panel.
A four-panel black-and-white comic by Sarah Andersen, arranged in a two-by-two grid. In the top-left panel, a wide-eyed girl with shoulder-length hair smiles and gestures toward herself while saying, “You can be yourself around me!” In the top-right panel, a wide-eyed, spiky-haired person wearing a dark striped shirt looks toward her and replies, “Are you sure”. In the bottom-left panel, the girl raises both hands and begins, “Yeah, I-”. In the bottom-right panel, the person now wears a dark alien-themed costume with a pointed hat or hood and a large white alien face on the chest, and asks, “Are you absolutely sure”, with “absolutely” underlined. The signature “© Sarah Andersen” appears beneath the panels. A four-panel black-and-white comic by Sarah Andersen, arranged in a two-by-two grid. In the top-left panel, a wide-eyed girl with shoulder-length hair smiles and gestures toward herself while saying, “You can be yourself around me!” In the top-right panel, a wide-eyed, spiky-haired person wearing a dark striped shirt looks toward her and replies, “Are you sure”. In the bottom-left panel, the girl raises both hands and begins, “Yeah, I-”. In the bottom-right panel, the person now wears a dark alien-themed costume with a pointed hat or hood and a large white alien face on the chest, and asks, “Are you absolutely sure”, with “absolutely” underlined. The signature “© Sarah Andersen” appears beneath the panels.
A dimly lit film still shows a young blonde woman with long, loose hair facing the camera, her expression serious and slightly parted lips visible. Blood-like red marks cover her neck and upper chest, and the background is nearly black. White caption text near the bottom reads, on two lines, “Wouldst thou like” and “to live más?” This is a variation of the “Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?” meme template from *The Witch*. A dimly lit film still shows a young blonde woman with long, loose hair facing the camera, her expression serious and slightly parted lips visible. Blood-like red marks cover her neck and upper chest, and the background is nearly black. White caption text near the bottom reads, on two lines, “Wouldst thou like” and “to live más?” This is a variation of the “Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?” meme template from *The Witch*.
A dark-mode social media post shows a small square profile photo at upper left, the username “m3djed” in white, a blue “Follow” button, and a three-dot menu at upper right. Large white lowercase text reads, “i think if i focused really really hard i could grow a leaf” across two lines. A TikTok logo and the watermark “@mimipeepoo” appear along the bottom center. A dark-mode social media post shows a small square profile photo at upper left, the username “m3djed” in white, a blue “Follow” button, and a three-dot menu at upper right. Large white lowercase text reads, “i think if i focused really really hard i could grow a leaf” across two lines. A TikTok logo and the watermark “@mimipeepoo” appear along the bottom center.
A black-background social media post uses a profile header at the top left with a circular grayscale portrait of a woman’s face, the display name “All Shall Love Me and Despair,” and the handle “@all_shall_love.” Large white text reads, “Don’t let anyone treat you like an option.” After a gap, it continues, “You’re inevitable -- a horror beyond comprehension, an omen, a threat.” The bottom left shows “4:35 PM · 25 Feb 23,” and a TikTok watermark with “@mimipeepoo” appears near the bottom center. A black-background social media post uses a profile header at the top left with a circular grayscale portrait of a woman’s face, the display name “All Shall Love Me and Despair,” and the handle “@all_shall_love.” Large white text reads, “Don’t let anyone treat you like an option.” After a gap, it continues, “You’re inevitable -- a horror beyond comprehension, an omen, a threat.” The bottom left shows “4:35 PM · 25 Feb 23,” and a TikTok watermark with “@mimipeepoo” appears near the bottom center.
A SpongeBob SquarePants scene shows SpongeBob slumped sleepily in front of an orange armchair, with half-lidded eyes, a drooping mouth, and one arm hanging over the chair’s side while he holds a gray corded device in the other hand. He wears a white shirt, red tie, brown shorts, white socks, and black shoes. Behind him are blue plank-patterned walls, a wooden door with a round porthole on the left, a framed picture of a pink snail, and a small table with a purple shell. A large rusty brown object occupies the right foreground. At the top left, a turquoise caption reads exactly: “I AM TIRED OF EARTH. THESE PEOPLE. I AM TIRED OF BEING CAUGHT IN THE TANGLE OF THEIR LIVES.” A SpongeBob SquarePants scene shows SpongeBob slumped sleepily in front of an orange armchair, with half-lidded eyes, a drooping mouth, and one arm hanging over the chair’s side while he holds a gray corded device in the other hand. He wears a white shirt, red tie, brown shorts, white socks, and black shoes. Behind him are blue plank-patterned walls, a wooden door with a round porthole on the left, a framed picture of a pink snail, and a small table with a purple shell. A large rusty brown object occupies the right foreground. At the top left, a turquoise caption reads exactly: “I AM TIRED OF EARTH. THESE PEOPLE. I AM TIRED OF BEING CAUGHT IN THE TANGLE OF THEIR LIVES.”
A four-panel comic arranged in a two-by-two grid, bordered by thick rough black lines. In the top-left panel, a small pale-green, winged creature with a black head and yellow markings reaches toward a large purple segmented, dinosaur-like robot wearing a gray backpack or shell; the purple character leans forward with one arm extended, and a speech bubble reads, “I'm ready for this!” In the top-right panel, the pale-green creature holds out a black, rounded device with yellow markings and a yellow question mark, while a speech bubble reads, “So uh, you brought a dongle, right?” A separate circular inset depicts a small adapter or dongle with a green check mark. In the bottom-left panel, the purple robot’s head and upper body appear against a dark red background covered with orange warning triangles labeled “ERROR”; a circular inset shows a cable plug crossed out with a red X, and a speech bubble reads, “D-Dongle..?” In the bottom-right panel, the purple robot again reaches toward the pale-green creature, whose black head has yellow symbols; speech bubbles read, “WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DROPPED HEADPHONE JACK SUPPORT?!” and “USB C IS THE FUTURE, YOU OLD FART!!!” A four-panel comic arranged in a two-by-two grid, bordered by thick rough black lines. In the top-left panel, a small pale-green, winged creature with a black head and yellow markings reaches toward a large purple segmented, dinosaur-like robot wearing a gray backpack or shell; the purple character leans forward with one arm extended, and a speech bubble reads, “I'm ready for this!” In the top-right panel, the pale-green creature holds out a black, rounded device with yellow markings and a yellow question mark, while a speech bubble reads, “So uh, you brought a dongle, right?” A separate circular inset depicts a small adapter or dongle with a green check mark. In the bottom-left panel, the purple robot’s head and upper body appear against a dark red background covered with orange warning triangles labeled “ERROR”; a circular inset shows a cable plug crossed out with a red X, and a speech bubble reads, “D-Dongle..?” In the bottom-right panel, the purple robot again reaches toward the pale-green creature, whose black head has yellow symbols; speech bubbles read, “WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DROPPED HEADPHONE JACK SUPPORT?!” and “USB C IS THE FUTURE, YOU OLD FART!!!”
A screenshot of a Reddit post in the r/AskReddit subreddit. At the top it reads “r/AskReddit” and “Posted by u/flyingkumot • 9h.” The question reads: “Askreddit, what's the most interesting anecdote an elderly person has told you that has significantly changed your views in life?” A blue “Discussion” label appears below. The reply is by “grassbyblue,” followed by a small award icon, “2 • 4h.” The reply reads: “Met an elderly hispanic lady at a bus stop in Albuquerque. We went back and forth in Spanish for a bit (I'm a white guy so she was pleasantly sur-prised) and she told me about her travel plans to go to her son's wedding--a real cute story involving him and his high school sweetheart finding each other after a long time being broken up. I had recently been dumped, and said something a bit mopey like "I wish I could find love like that someday." She smiled, shook her head and said "Chico, love like that isn't just found. It's built. How many perfect, decorated temples do you think my ancestors stumbled across in Tikal or Tenochtitlan? No. They found a good, level spot, maybe some water nearby, and said "Here. We can build something here." Look for a clearing in the forest, young man. Not a hidden city." That one will stick with me for years.” At the bottom are Reddit interaction icons, including “Reply,” an upvote count of “1.4k,” and a downvote arrow. A screenshot of a Reddit post in the r/AskReddit subreddit. At the top it reads “r/AskReddit” and “Posted by u/flyingkumot • 9h.” The question reads: “Askreddit, what's the most interesting anecdote an elderly person has told you that has significantly changed your views in life?” A blue “Discussion” label appears below. The reply is by “grassbyblue,” followed by a small award icon, “2 • 4h.” The reply reads: “Met an elderly hispanic lady at a bus stop in Albuquerque. We went back and forth in Spanish for a bit (I'm a white guy so she was pleasantly sur-prised) and she told me about her travel plans to go to her son's wedding--a real cute story involving him and his high school sweetheart finding each other after a long time being broken up. I had recently been dumped, and said something a bit mopey like "I wish I could find love like that someday." She smiled, shook her head and said "Chico, love like that isn't just found. It's built. How many perfect, decorated temples do you think my ancestors stumbled across in Tikal or Tenochtitlan? No. They found a good, level spot, maybe some water nearby, and said "Here. We can build something here." Look for a clearing in the forest, young man. Not a hidden city." That one will stick with me for years.” At the bottom are Reddit interaction icons, including “Reply,” an upvote count of “1.4k,” and a downvote arrow.
The upper portion is a photograph of Gabe Newell, a white man with shoulder-length brown hair, rectangular glasses, and a gray beard, wearing a dark polo shirt and looking toward the camera with his mouth slightly open. An “OGN” logo appears in a white rounded rectangle at the upper right. The lower portion is a white quote card with large purple quotation marks on the left and the text: “We put a tooth in a jar of Coca-Cola and left it out overnight. The next morning we drained the Coke and do you know what we found? That’s right, two teeth.” Beneath it, the attribution reads: “— Gabe Newell, on Valve’s current projects”. The upper portion is a photograph of Gabe Newell, a white man with shoulder-length brown hair, rectangular glasses, and a gray beard, wearing a dark polo shirt and looking toward the camera with his mouth slightly open. An “OGN” logo appears in a white rounded rectangle at the upper right. The lower portion is a white quote card with large purple quotation marks on the left and the text: “We put a tooth in a jar of Coca-Cola and left it out overnight. The next morning we drained the Coke and do you know what we found? That’s right, two teeth.” Beneath it, the attribution reads: “— Gabe Newell, on Valve’s current projects”.
White text on a dark blue background reads: “One of my friends blocked me on all social media for sending him memes but now we're printing them and sending them to his house in a folder lmao, you can't escape the shitposts that easily”. Below, a cartoon character with a pale, skull-like face, blue hair or a blue cap, and an orange shirt stands in a narrow opening between two large dark doors, with ornate gray circular designs behind him. The character faces forward with wide eyes and a toothy grin, holding one hand up on each side. A caption at the bottom reads, “Life has many doors, Ed-boy.” White text on a dark blue background reads: “One of my friends blocked me on all social media for sending him memes but now we're printing them and sending them to his house in a folder lmao, you can't escape the shitposts that easily”. Below, a cartoon character with a pale, skull-like face, blue hair or a blue cap, and an orange shirt stands in a narrow opening between two large dark doors, with ornate gray circular designs behind him. The character faces forward with wide eyes and a toothy grin, holding one hand up on each side. A caption at the bottom reads, “Life has many doors, Ed-boy.”
A Twitter-style post from “stephen thecatamites” with the handle “@thecatamites” and a “Follow” button at the upper right. The caption reads: “Having penetrated the protective exoskeleton, a wily hunter harvests the succulent housemeat within.” Below it, in a wooden attic lined with pink fiberglass insulation, a masked person wearing a blue jacket, jeans, and black gloves kneels on a wooden plank and pulls apart a loose pink insulation batt, exposing its fluffy interior. Insulation packaging in the background is labeled “PINK” and “2x6 R-20.” A Twitter-style post from “stephen thecatamites” with the handle “@thecatamites” and a “Follow” button at the upper right. The caption reads: “Having penetrated the protective exoskeleton, a wily hunter harvests the succulent housemeat within.” Below it, in a wooden attic lined with pink fiberglass insulation, a masked person wearing a blue jacket, jeans, and black gloves kneels on a wooden plank and pulls apart a loose pink insulation batt, exposing its fluffy interior. Insulation packaging in the background is labeled “PINK” and “2x6 R-20.”
A white and gray futuristic humanoid combat mech stands in a dusty, space-like battlefield, with a smaller mech visible in the lower-right background. Collaged labels and captions cover the image: across the top, “NICE, DEVASTATING ARGUEment,”; near the upper left, “Gue'vesa”; over the mech’s upper body, “Farsight's other PUSSY wagon”; and on the right, “however,”. A weapon-profile panel at the bottom reads “Heavy rail cannon array,” “DEVASTATING WOUNDS,” and “HEAVY,” while the adjacent stat panel has the headers “RANGE A BS S AP D” and shows “Two tables,” “2,” a black scribble obscuring part of the next values, “26,” “-5,” and “16.” Along the bottom edge, a partially cropped caption reads “I AM the ROADSIDE TREE to your DU,” followed by the watermark “@sdkaidd.” A white and gray futuristic humanoid combat mech stands in a dusty, space-like battlefield, with a smaller mech visible in the lower-right background. Collaged labels and captions cover the image: across the top, “NICE, DEVASTATING ARGUEment,”; near the upper left, “Gue'vesa”; over the mech’s upper body, “Farsight's other PUSSY wagon”; and on the right, “however,”. A weapon-profile panel at the bottom reads “Heavy rail cannon array,” “DEVASTATING WOUNDS,” and “HEAVY,” while the adjacent stat panel has the headers “RANGE A BS S AP D” and shows “Two tables,” “2,” a black scribble obscuring part of the next values, “26,” “-5,” and “16.” Along the bottom edge, a partially cropped caption reads “I AM the ROADSIDE TREE to your DU,” followed by the watermark “@sdkaidd.”
A small tan rabbit sits on a sandy beach in the foreground, facing the camera with one ear upright and the other angled sideways. Waves and a pale blue-gray ocean are visible behind it. White, bold, all-capital text with black outlines reads “I'M ACTUALLY NOWHERE NEAR MY LIMIT” across the top and “MY SPIRIT IS RELENTLESS” across the bottom. A small tan rabbit sits on a sandy beach in the foreground, facing the camera with one ear upright and the other angled sideways. Waves and a pale blue-gray ocean are visible behind it. White, bold, all-capital text with black outlines reads “I'M ACTUALLY NOWHERE NEAR MY LIMIT” across the top and “MY SPIRIT IS RELENTLESS” across the bottom.
A faux wildlife field guide titled “North American Fiber-Seeking Backhoe,” with the italic scientific name “Backhoe fili-comedens” and the subtitle “AKA “Big Yellow Fiber Finder”, “That $%#@*&^”.” On the left is a photograph of a large green tracked excavator with its bucket lowered in a snowy, muddy field; beneath it is a black-and-white map of North America with a shaded range covering much of the continent. On the right, the text reads: “Continent: North America”; “Habitat: Mostly urban, occasionally sighted in suburbs or rural areas”; “Diet: Fiber optic cables primarily, although it will consume other cables such as power lines when hungry”; and “Weight: 5800 - 11000 kg (approx. 13000 - 25000 lbs).” Below is a paragraph reading: “Known for its inexhaustible appetite for buried fiber optic cables, this invasive species has multiplied across North America in recent years. A relative, the European Fiber-Seeking Backhoe, has also emerged across the Atlantic, although it has evolved to be smaller than the North American variety due to smaller European roadways. Scientists are still seeking a means to reduce the multiplication of this species; since current regulatory methods are proving ineffective, limited hunting permits are being proposed.” At the bottom right, a rounded gray panel labeled “IUCN STATUS” lists “Too #$%& Many,” “Not Threatened,” “Vulnerable,” “Endangered,” “Critically Endangered,” and “Extinct in the Wild,” with a turquoise arrow pointing to “Too #$%& Many.” A faux wildlife field guide titled “North American Fiber-Seeking Backhoe,” with the italic scientific name “Backhoe fili-comedens” and the subtitle “AKA “Big Yellow Fiber Finder”, “That $%#@*&^”.” On the left is a photograph of a large green tracked excavator with its bucket lowered in a snowy, muddy field; beneath it is a black-and-white map of North America with a shaded range covering much of the continent. On the right, the text reads: “Continent: North America”; “Habitat: Mostly urban, occasionally sighted in suburbs or rural areas”; “Diet: Fiber optic cables primarily, although it will consume other cables such as power lines when hungry”; and “Weight: 5800 - 11000 kg (approx. 13000 - 25000 lbs).” Below is a paragraph reading: “Known for its inexhaustible appetite for buried fiber optic cables, this invasive species has multiplied across North America in recent years. A relative, the European Fiber-Seeking Backhoe, has also emerged across the Atlantic, although it has evolved to be smaller than the North American variety due to smaller European roadways. Scientists are still seeking a means to reduce the multiplication of this species; since current regulatory methods are proving ineffective, limited hunting permits are being proposed.” At the bottom right, a rounded gray panel labeled “IUCN STATUS” lists “Too #$%& Many,” “Not Threatened,” “Vulnerable,” “Endangered,” “Critically Endangered,” and “Extinct in the Wild,” with a turquoise arrow pointing to “Too #$%& Many.”
A square meme with a light blue background and a thin dark border. At the top, black text reads, “Soup of the Day implies that there is another, dark and mysterious evening soup...” Below it, large black text reads, “SOUP OF THE NIGHT” on two lines. A green frog faces right from the lower left, with one large visible eye and its front legs resting together. On the lower right is a white bowl on a matching saucer, filled with dark soup containing visible pieces of vegetables or other ingredients. A square meme with a light blue background and a thin dark border. At the top, black text reads, “Soup of the Day implies that there is another, dark and mysterious evening soup...” Below it, large black text reads, “SOUP OF THE NIGHT” on two lines. A green frog faces right from the lower left, with one large visible eye and its front legs resting together. On the lower right is a white bowl on a matching saucer, filled with dark soup containing visible pieces of vegetables or other ingredients.
A white social-media post features a circular profile photo at the upper left of a bearded man holding a microphone, with the display name “Gatorade Should Be Thicker.” and username “@WinslowDumaine” beside it; a three-dot menu appears at the upper right. The post text reads: “The fact that dudes go on a diet but they call it "biohacking" is so funny to me. Like if men started knitting they would call it "hyper threading" or "powertangling" or some shit” A white social-media post features a circular profile photo at the upper left of a bearded man holding a microphone, with the display name “Gatorade Should Be Thicker.” and username “@WinslowDumaine” beside it; a three-dot menu appears at the upper right. The post text reads: “The fact that dudes go on a diet but they call it "biohacking" is so funny to me. Like if men started knitting they would call it "hyper threading" or "powertangling" or some shit”
A digitally illustrated scene depicts a dark blue vintage muscle car flying through space, angled toward the lower left, with bright orange flames streaming from beneath its wheels and rear. A large blue full moon fills the background, surrounded by a starry teal-and-black sky. An elderly white-bearded wizard in a pointed black hat and dark robe sits in the driver’s seat, raising one hand with two fingers extended while gripping the car with the other. The car has a stylized gold graphic on its hood, illuminated rectangular headlights, and a small front license plate with blue lettering that appears to read “MORGAN.” A digitally illustrated scene depicts a dark blue vintage muscle car flying through space, angled toward the lower left, with bright orange flames streaming from beneath its wheels and rear. A large blue full moon fills the background, surrounded by a starry teal-and-black sky. An elderly white-bearded wizard in a pointed black hat and dark robe sits in the driver’s seat, raising one hand with two fingers extended while gripping the car with the other. The car has a stylized gold graphic on its hood, illuminated rectangular headlights, and a small front license plate with blue lettering that appears to read “MORGAN.”
A black-background meme in the “All These Flavors and You Chose to Be Salty” template. Large white uppercase text at the top reads “ALL THESE FLAVORS.” At the bottom, two lines of large white uppercase text read “AND YOU CHOSE” and “TO BE SALTY.” In the foreground, an elderly white woman with short white hair, glasses, and a turquoise shirt looks toward the viewer while licking a red-and-white popsicle. A faded duplicate of the woman appears in the upper left, also licking a popsicle. Small text in the lower-right corner reads “made on imgflip.” A black-background meme in the “All These Flavors and You Chose to Be Salty” template. Large white uppercase text at the top reads “ALL THESE FLAVORS.” At the bottom, two lines of large white uppercase text read “AND YOU CHOSE” and “TO BE SALTY.” In the foreground, an elderly white woman with short white hair, glasses, and a turquoise shirt looks toward the viewer while licking a red-and-white popsicle. A faded duplicate of the woman appears in the upper left, also licking a popsicle. Small text in the lower-right corner reads “made on imgflip.”
A dark-mode social media screenshot has a top post by “judgejudyofficial,” with a profile picture, a “Follow” button, and an ellipsis menu. Its text reads: “stop letting miserable people on the internet convince you that you must have a concrete, well-constructed opinion on everything that has ever existed.” Below it is a post by “supreme-leader-stoat,” followed by several colored circular emojis, with a profile picture and ellipsis menu. The post contains a photograph of a beige, aged book page. The printed text reads, “52. You are not compelled to form any opinion about this matter before you, nor to disturb your peace of mind at all. Things in themselves have no power to extort a verdict from you.” Beneath that is the number “103,” and a diagonal reddish-purple overprint reads, “Marcus Aurelius has already released you from the obligation to have a take.” A dark-mode social media screenshot has a top post by “judgejudyofficial,” with a profile picture, a “Follow” button, and an ellipsis menu. Its text reads: “stop letting miserable people on the internet convince you that you must have a concrete, well-constructed opinion on everything that has ever existed.” Below it is a post by “supreme-leader-stoat,” followed by several colored circular emojis, with a profile picture and ellipsis menu. The post contains a photograph of a beige, aged book page. The printed text reads, “52. You are not compelled to form any opinion about this matter before you, nor to disturb your peace of mind at all. Things in themselves have no power to extort a verdict from you.” Beneath that is the number “103,” and a diagonal reddish-purple overprint reads, “Marcus Aurelius has already released you from the obligation to have a take.”
A five-panel vertical reaction meme uses photos of two men in an office, with large white, black-outlined captions. In the top panel, an older gray-haired man with a gray goatee, tattoos, and a black sleeveless shirt sits in a chair, extending one arm to the left and shouting; the caption reads, “JESSICA YOU WERE TOLD TO BEAR ONLY DAUGHTERS TO THE ATREIDES.” In the second panel, a younger man wearing a black baseball cap and black shirt leans forward with his mouth open and gestures with one hand; the caption reads, “IT MEANT SO MUCH TO HIM.” In the third panel, the older man sits forward, yelling with his mouth wide open; the caption reads, “YOU THOUGHT ONLY OF A DUKE'S DESIRE FOR A SON? DESIRES DON'T COME INTO THIS. AN ATREIDES DAUGHTER COULD HAVE BEEN WED TO A HARKONNEN HEIR AND SEALED THE BREACH. WE MAY LOSE BOTH BLOODLINES NOW.” In the fourth panel, the older man stands at left while the younger man at right ducks or swings his arms, with a large blurred object crossing the foreground; the caption reads, “I VOWED NEVER TO REGRET MY DECISION. I'LL PAY FOR ALL MY OWN MISTAKES.” In the bottom panel, the older man points emphatically to the right while shouting; the caption reads, “AND YOUR SON WILL PAY WITH YOU.” A five-panel vertical reaction meme uses photos of two men in an office, with large white, black-outlined captions. In the top panel, an older gray-haired man with a gray goatee, tattoos, and a black sleeveless shirt sits in a chair, extending one arm to the left and shouting; the caption reads, “JESSICA YOU WERE TOLD TO BEAR ONLY DAUGHTERS TO THE ATREIDES.” In the second panel, a younger man wearing a black baseball cap and black shirt leans forward with his mouth open and gestures with one hand; the caption reads, “IT MEANT SO MUCH TO HIM.” In the third panel, the older man sits forward, yelling with his mouth wide open; the caption reads, “YOU THOUGHT ONLY OF A DUKE'S DESIRE FOR A SON? DESIRES DON'T COME INTO THIS. AN ATREIDES DAUGHTER COULD HAVE BEEN WED TO A HARKONNEN HEIR AND SEALED THE BREACH. WE MAY LOSE BOTH BLOODLINES NOW.” In the fourth panel, the older man stands at left while the younger man at right ducks or swings his arms, with a large blurred object crossing the foreground; the caption reads, “I VOWED NEVER TO REGRET MY DECISION. I'LL PAY FOR ALL MY OWN MISTAKES.” In the bottom panel, the older man points emphatically to the right while shouting; the caption reads, “AND YOUR SON WILL PAY WITH YOU.”
A screenshot of a social-media post on a white background. At upper left is a small circular profile photo of a person in a patterned outfit, next to the bold name “tabitha arnold” and the handle “@thetoleranttweft.” To the right are a rounded “Follow” button and a three-dot menu icon. The post text reads exactly: “Silk is a crazy material. “I like your shirt” thanks it came out of a bug.” A screenshot of a social-media post on a white background. At upper left is a small circular profile photo of a person in a patterned outfit, next to the bold name “tabitha arnold” and the handle “@thetoleranttweft.” To the right are a rounded “Follow” button and a three-dot menu icon. The post text reads exactly: “Silk is a crazy material. “I like your shirt” thanks it came out of a bug.”
A black screen displays a social-media post with a circular purple cartoon hippopotamus avatar at upper left. The username reads “Political Science B.A.” with “@InternetHippo” beneath it, followed by the text “(realizing I was wrong) Perhaps I was right in a new and unusual way”. A vertical three-dot menu appears at upper right, and a TikTok watermark reading “@clubshawty” appears near the lower right. A black screen displays a social-media post with a circular purple cartoon hippopotamus avatar at upper left. The username reads “Political Science B.A.” with “@InternetHippo” beneath it, followed by the text “(realizing I was wrong) Perhaps I was right in a new and unusual way”. A vertical three-dot menu appears at upper right, and a TikTok watermark reading “@clubshawty” appears near the lower right.
The image is a text-over-image meme. The upper half contains black text on a white background, reading exactly: “The CDC recommends you wake in the morning and you step outside and you take a deep breath and you get real high and you scream at the top of your lungs WHAT’S GOING ON”. Below the text is an animated blonde woman with pale gray skin, eyes squeezed shut, eyebrows furrowed, mouth open as if shouting, and head tilted upward. The background is a multicolored orange, yellow, purple, and pink gradient with sparkling star shapes. The image is a text-over-image meme. The upper half contains black text on a white background, reading exactly: “The CDC recommends you wake in the morning and you step outside and you take a deep breath and you get real high and you scream at the top of your lungs WHAT’S GOING ON”. Below the text is an animated blonde woman with pale gray skin, eyes squeezed shut, eyebrows furrowed, mouth open as if shouting, and head tilted upward. The background is a multicolored orange, yellow, purple, and pink gradient with sparkling star shapes.
A stylized desert scene at dusk, with a tall green ribbed cactus standing in the center foreground on pale sand, casting a long shadow; low dunes and scattered dark patches stretch toward a purple and pink sky. Large white text across the upper half reads exactly: “haha mortal you thought the void had no cactus, but this is the void and clearly there is a cactus”. A stylized desert scene at dusk, with a tall green ribbed cactus standing in the center foreground on pale sand, casting a long shadow; low dunes and scattered dark patches stretch toward a purple and pink sky. Large white text across the upper half reads exactly: “haha mortal you thought the void had no cactus, but this is the void and clearly there is a cactus”.
A block of black serif text on a white background reads: “Would you like something to drink?” She opened the fridge. “We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper--” “Spiders!” “Spiders it is, then.” “No, that wasn't--” But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders. A block of black serif text on a white background reads: “Would you like something to drink?” She opened the fridge. “We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper--” “Spiders!” “Spiders it is, then.” “No, that wasn't--” But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
At the top, black text in quotation marks reads, “what do you have to be anxious about?” Below is a two-by-two grid of stills from *The Lord of the Rings* featuring Galadriel, a pale blonde woman in light-colored clothing, against a dark background. In the upper-left panel she faces forward beside a reflective vessel, with the caption “things that were”; in the upper-right panel she faces forward with the caption “things that are”; in the lower-left panel she appears behind or reflected in a large glass vessel, with the caption “and some things...”; and in the lower-right panel she holds a narrow reflective vessel beside her face, with the caption “that have not yet come to pass.” At the top, black text in quotation marks reads, “what do you have to be anxious about?” Below is a two-by-two grid of stills from *The Lord of the Rings* featuring Galadriel, a pale blonde woman in light-colored clothing, against a dark background. In the upper-left panel she faces forward beside a reflective vessel, with the caption “things that were”; in the upper-right panel she faces forward with the caption “things that are”; in the lower-left panel she appears behind or reflected in a large glass vessel, with the caption “and some things...”; and in the lower-right panel she holds a narrow reflective vessel beside her face, with the caption “that have not yet come to pass.”
A vertical blue-toned fantasy illustration shows a tall, thin, robed forest figure standing centrally amid mist and shadowy trees. The figure has branching antlers, a long pointed white beard, wide eyes, and both arms raised outward with long, claw-like fingers; dark hanging robes extend nearly to the bottom of the frame, with a string of round ornaments down the chest. The TikTok watermark appears at lower left with the text “TikTok” and “@punkeydoodles8”. This meme is a video; captions are not available. 0:39
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A white social-media-style post has a small green avatar at the upper left containing a black circled-X symbol with a female symbol beneath it, followed by the username “mawbwehownets.” Below, large black text reads, “ah shit im sorry man, my schedule for the week is all booked.” A weekly table underneath has column headings “Sun,” “Mon,” “Tue,” “Wed,” “Thu,” “Fri,” and “Sat,” with the entries “yearn,” “pine,” “long,” “ache,” “sigh,” “lament,” and “crave,” respectively. A faint white watermark crosses the lower center of the table, and the bottom of the post is cropped. A white social-media-style post has a small green avatar at the upper left containing a black circled-X symbol with a female symbol beneath it, followed by the username “mawbwehownets.” Below, large black text reads, “ah shit im sorry man, my schedule for the week is all booked.” A weekly table underneath has column headings “Sun,” “Mon,” “Tue,” “Wed,” “Thu,” “Fri,” and “Sat,” with the entries “yearn,” “pine,” “long,” “ache,” “sigh,” “lament,” and “crave,” respectively. A faint white watermark crosses the lower center of the table, and the bottom of the post is cropped.
Large bold black text at the top reads, “* presses the print button twice*” on two lines, followed by “printer:”. Below, a scene from *Star Wars: Attack of the Clones* shows three humanoid characters walking through a bright futuristic glass-and-metal corridor: a bearded man in a tan outfit and dark brown cloak in the center, flanked by two tall, slender pale aliens. Reflections of the corridor and rows of reddish figures are visible on the right. White subtitle text at the bottom reads, “200,000 units are ready, with a million more well on the way”. A faint watermark in the lower-left appears to read “r/ADISKI…”. Large bold black text at the top reads, “* presses the print button twice*” on two lines, followed by “printer:”. Below, a scene from *Star Wars: Attack of the Clones* shows three humanoid characters walking through a bright futuristic glass-and-metal corridor: a bearded man in a tan outfit and dark brown cloak in the center, flanked by two tall, slender pale aliens. Reflections of the corridor and rows of reddish figures are visible on the right. White subtitle text at the bottom reads, “200,000 units are ready, with a million more well on the way”. A faint watermark in the lower-left appears to read “r/ADISKI…”.
A hand-drawn electrical circuit diagram on a white background shows two vertically stacked resistor symbols connected between a top horizontal wire and a bottom horizontal wire. The top-left terminal is labeled “Two VOLTS” and “ENTER,” with a wire leading to the upper resistor; a side wire from the junction between the resistors ends at a right-side terminal beside the label “ONE VOLT LEAVES.” The bottom wire connects the lower resistor to left and right terminals. The caption “THUNDER OHM” is written in large letters beneath the circuit. A hand-drawn electrical circuit diagram on a white background shows two vertically stacked resistor symbols connected between a top horizontal wire and a bottom horizontal wire. The top-left terminal is labeled “Two VOLTS” and “ENTER,” with a wire leading to the upper resistor; a side wire from the junction between the resistors ends at a right-side terminal beside the label “ONE VOLT LEAVES.” The bottom wire connects the lower resistor to left and right terminals. The caption “THUNDER OHM” is written in large letters beneath the circuit.
A bald, bearded man in a dark gray T-shirt and black pants stands centered, appearing to float above or in front of a brightly glowing neon-green sphere, with his arms hanging at his sides and a neutral expression. The dark background is filled with large blurred green, red, and orange rounded shapes resembling glowing game or toy objects. In the lower-left corner, white TikTok branding reads “TikTok” and “@christycoysh.” This meme is a video; captions are not available. 2:54
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At the top, large white text with a black outline reads, “How dare you call me mentally unstable, on this, the day of my cat's quinceanera”. Below it, a hairless gray cat faces the camera with wide eyes and a serious expression, wearing an elaborate white formal dress with ruffled fabric, a white headpiece, and a translucent veil draped behind it. The cat sits or crouches on a patterned red rug in an indoor room. At the top, large white text with a black outline reads, “How dare you call me mentally unstable, on this, the day of my cat's quinceanera”. Below it, a hairless gray cat faces the camera with wide eyes and a serious expression, wearing an elaborate white formal dress with ruffled fabric, a white headpiece, and a translucent veil draped behind it. The cat sits or crouches on a patterned red rug in an indoor room.
A vertical TikTok frame filmed inside a car in a dim parking garage: the ceiling beams and fluorescent lights are visible through the windshield, and a white SUV is parked alongside on the left. In the lower right, a blonde drag performer wearing heavy eye makeup, bright pink lipstick, a sparkling jeweled outfit, and a large rhinestone necklace looks toward the camera with wide eyes and an open mouth. The TikTok watermark and username “@brigitte_bid​​et” appear on the left. This meme is a video; captions are not available. 0:29
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A vertically formatted TikTok meme has a black banner across the top with the white text, “trying to answer with all wrong answers without being wrong.” Below, the frame is split into two side-by-side panels: on the left, a close-up of a bearded man with tousled dark hair, half-closed eyes, and a slight smirk; on the right, a man in a red-and-black plaid shirt faces the camera while holding a small wooden coffin with gold-colored trim and hardware. A white speech bubble above him reads, “What do you call this in English?” The TikTok watermark on the left reads “TikTok” and “@ clown_depot.” This meme is a video; captions are not available. 0:36
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A black-background social media post shows a circular, blurry profile photo of a woman with long dark hair at upper left, followed by the username “marina”, a Palestinian flag emoji, and a leafy sprig emoji. Large white lowercase text below reads: “one milkshake to bring all the boys to the” on the first line and “yard and in the darkness bind them” on the second line. A black-background social media post shows a circular, blurry profile photo of a woman with long dark hair at upper left, followed by the username “marina”, a Palestinian flag emoji, and a leafy sprig emoji. Large white lowercase text below reads: “one milkshake to bring all the boys to the” on the first line and “yard and in the darkness bind them” on the second line.
A dark calendar-style schedule fills the image, with hourly labels from “08:00” through “21:00” along the left edge and overlapping colored event blocks across the timeline. The visible events read “Remember the prophecy” with “08:00 – 10:00,” “Be aware of the prophecy” with “09:00 – 22:00,” “Obsess over the pro...,” “Try to change the prophecy” with “10:30 – 12:00,” “Lunch :),” “Quest to locate the prophecy” with “12:30 – 18:00,” “Be tormented by the prophecy” with “13:00 – 16:00,” “Obsess over the prophecy again,” “Look for loophole...,” “Lament the prophecy” with “16:00 – 17:30,” “Question true meaning of the p...,” “Poop,” “Inevitably fulfill the prophecy by trying to fight it” with “19:00 – 21:00,” “Observe the ruin caused not by the prophecy, but by yo...,” and the partially visible “Accept the prophecy.” Large white text overlays the center in two lines: “Hmmm I think I’m busy” and “tomorrow lemme check.” A TikTok watermark and username “@b34ns._” appear near the lower right. A dark calendar-style schedule fills the image, with hourly labels from “08:00” through “21:00” along the left edge and overlapping colored event blocks across the timeline. The visible events read “Remember the prophecy” with “08:00 – 10:00,” “Be aware of the prophecy” with “09:00 – 22:00,” “Obsess over the pro...,” “Try to change the prophecy” with “10:30 – 12:00,” “Lunch :),” “Quest to locate the prophecy” with “12:30 – 18:00,” “Be tormented by the prophecy” with “13:00 – 16:00,” “Obsess over the prophecy again,” “Look for loophole...,” “Lament the prophecy” with “16:00 – 17:30,” “Question true meaning of the p...,” “Poop,” “Inevitably fulfill the prophecy by trying to fight it” with “19:00 – 21:00,” “Observe the ruin caused not by the prophecy, but by yo...,” and the partially visible “Accept the prophecy.” Large white text overlays the center in two lines: “Hmmm I think I’m busy” and “tomorrow lemme check.” A TikTok watermark and username “@b34ns._” appear near the lower right.
A screenshot of a social media post by “clare” with a blue verification badge and the handle “@sadderlizards.” The caption reads, “how i look when i’m talking about my interests”. Below it, on a white background inside a lightly outlined rounded rectangle, is a hand-drawn black mouse or rat tilted diagonally, with large round white eyes, a pointed snout, thin whiskers, oversized pink ears, pink stick-like legs and arms, and a long pink-striped tail extending toward the lower left. A screenshot of a social media post by “clare” with a blue verification badge and the handle “@sadderlizards.” The caption reads, “how i look when i’m talking about my interests”. Below it, on a white background inside a lightly outlined rounded rectangle, is a hand-drawn black mouse or rat tilted diagonally, with large round white eyes, a pointed snout, thin whiskers, oversized pink ears, pink stick-like legs and arms, and a long pink-striped tail extending toward the lower left.
A close-up photograph of a single brownish-orange egg-shaped object standing upright on a white surface, with a dark shadow beneath it. Below the photograph, printed text reads exactly: “Egg, one of the most popular forms of child to eat.” A close-up photograph of a single brownish-orange egg-shaped object standing upright on a white surface, with a dark shadow beneath it. Below the photograph, printed text reads exactly: “Egg, one of the most popular forms of child to eat.”
A dark-mode social media screenshot shows a post by “zooophagous,” with two blue verification badges and “Follow” at the top. The post text reads, “You know what. Fuck you.” followed by “*unhallows your ween*”. Beneath it is a reply header from “rockinhand” with “Follow.” The attached image has a white background and two adjoining red-outlined heart shapes: the left heart contains the black text “MY WEEN,” and the right heart contains a blurry close-up of a small white mouse or rodent with dark eyes and nose. A dark-mode social media screenshot shows a post by “zooophagous,” with two blue verification badges and “Follow” at the top. The post text reads, “You know what. Fuck you.” followed by “*unhallows your ween*”. Beneath it is a reply header from “rockinhand” with “Follow.” The attached image has a white background and two adjoining red-outlined heart shapes: the left heart contains the black text “MY WEEN,” and the right heart contains a blurry close-up of a small white mouse or rodent with dark eyes and nose.
A vintage-style illustrated dinosaur book cover with a dark red volcanic landscape, an erupting volcano at left, and ferns along the ground. Large yellow text across the top reads “FIGHT ME YOU” and “LONG-ASS BITCH”; the number “421” appears in small white text at the upper right. In the foreground, a small yellow-green Tyrannosaurus-like dinosaur stands with its mouth open and both short arms raised, facing a much larger green long-necked dinosaur whose head rises into the upper right; the larger dinosaur has a pale pink-and-white underside. A dark decorative vertical border runs along the left edge. A vintage-style illustrated dinosaur book cover with a dark red volcanic landscape, an erupting volcano at left, and ferns along the ground. Large yellow text across the top reads “FIGHT ME YOU” and “LONG-ASS BITCH”; the number “421” appears in small white text at the upper right. In the foreground, a small yellow-green Tyrannosaurus-like dinosaur stands with its mouth open and both short arms raised, facing a much larger green long-necked dinosaur whose head rises into the upper right; the larger dinosaur has a pale pink-and-white underside. A dark decorative vertical border runs along the left edge.
A four-panel cartoon comic in a two-by-two layout features gray-and-orange cats and a purple blanket. In the pink upper-left panel, a gray cat lies partly hidden under the blanket while a smaller gray-and-orange cat stands nearby; the text reads “get up” and “never again.” In the peach upper-right panel, a close-up of the gray-and-orange cat faces left with a weary expression; the text reads “you have things to do” and “~responsibilities~.” In the pale yellow lower-left panel, a gray cat lies beneath the purple blanket with one paw resting on its head; the text reads “my only responsibility” and “is to the citizens of the blanket kingdom.” In the light green lower-right panel, the blanket forms a mound with only the cat’s face and paws peeking out; the text reads “my people need me” and “I must return.” Small artist signatures appear at the bottom corners, including “tinysnekcomics” at lower right. A four-panel cartoon comic in a two-by-two layout features gray-and-orange cats and a purple blanket. In the pink upper-left panel, a gray cat lies partly hidden under the blanket while a smaller gray-and-orange cat stands nearby; the text reads “get up” and “never again.” In the peach upper-right panel, a close-up of the gray-and-orange cat faces left with a weary expression; the text reads “you have things to do” and “~responsibilities~.” In the pale yellow lower-left panel, a gray cat lies beneath the purple blanket with one paw resting on its head; the text reads “my only responsibility” and “is to the citizens of the blanket kingdom.” In the light green lower-right panel, the blanket forms a mound with only the cat’s face and paws peeking out; the text reads “my people need me” and “I must return.” Small artist signatures appear at the bottom corners, including “tinysnekcomics” at lower right.
A four-panel black-and-white cartoon arranged in a square. In the top-left panel, a round gray cat with wide eyes lies low on the ground, its long tail curled beside it. In the top-right panel, the cat stands on thin, birdlike legs over several small mouse- or rodent-like creatures, with its tail curled upward. In the bottom-left panel, the cat stands among multiple tiny long-tailed creatures moving away from it, with a speech bubble reading, “GO NOW, MY CHILDREN!” The bottom-right panel is a close-up of the cat’s startled face, with large white eyes, and a speech bubble reading, “BE FREE”. A small signature at the lower right reads, “HILLIAN 7.22.’16”. A four-panel black-and-white cartoon arranged in a square. In the top-left panel, a round gray cat with wide eyes lies low on the ground, its long tail curled beside it. In the top-right panel, the cat stands on thin, birdlike legs over several small mouse- or rodent-like creatures, with its tail curled upward. In the bottom-left panel, the cat stands among multiple tiny long-tailed creatures moving away from it, with a speech bubble reading, “GO NOW, MY CHILDREN!” The bottom-right panel is a close-up of the cat’s startled face, with large white eyes, and a speech bubble reading, “BE FREE”. A small signature at the lower right reads, “HILLIAN 7.22.’16”.
A black-and-white, three-panel hand-drawn comic set at a furry convention, with horizontal black divider lines between panels. In the top panel, an anthropomorphic fox- or canine-like character wearing a collared shirt stands behind a counter, points to the right, and smiles; a sign at left reads “FURCON,” and the speech bubble reads, “HERE’S MY BUSINESS CARD.” In the middle panel, another spiky-haired anthropomorphic character looks startled while holding a small card; the speech bubble reads, “IT’S JUST CONDOM WITH YOUR NAME & ROOM NUMBER ON IT.” The small card has tiny, mostly illegible handwriting, with “ARR” and “115” appearing visible. In the bottom panel, the first character grins broadly behind the counter, and the speech bubble reads, “BUSINESS HOURS STARTS AT 11 PM.” A black-and-white, three-panel hand-drawn comic set at a furry convention, with horizontal black divider lines between panels. In the top panel, an anthropomorphic fox- or canine-like character wearing a collared shirt stands behind a counter, points to the right, and smiles; a sign at left reads “FURCON,” and the speech bubble reads, “HERE’S MY BUSINESS CARD.” In the middle panel, another spiky-haired anthropomorphic character looks startled while holding a small card; the speech bubble reads, “IT’S JUST CONDOM WITH YOUR NAME & ROOM NUMBER ON IT.” The small card has tiny, mostly illegible handwriting, with “ARR” and “115” appearing visible. In the bottom panel, the first character grins broadly behind the counter, and the speech bubble reads, “BUSINESS HOURS STARTS AT 11 PM.”
At the top, the bold title reads “Ship of Theseus Trolley Problem.” Beneath it, the text reads: “If you do not pull the lever, one person will be crushed to death instantly. If you do pull the lever, the trolley will divert onto a thousand-mile stretch of track with one person tied down at the end of it. If as the trolley rolls down this thousand-mile track, a crew systematically switches out every piece of the original trolley with a replacement part, did the trolley which you diverted kill the man?” Below the text is a black-and-white line drawing of a trolley at the left on tracks that split near a standing person beside a lever. A person appears tied to the nearer track in the foreground, while another tied person lies at the far right end of a track. A long double-headed arrow between the tracks is labeled “1000 miles.” At the top, the bold title reads “Ship of Theseus Trolley Problem.” Beneath it, the text reads: “If you do not pull the lever, one person will be crushed to death instantly. If you do pull the lever, the trolley will divert onto a thousand-mile stretch of track with one person tied down at the end of it. If as the trolley rolls down this thousand-mile track, a crew systematically switches out every piece of the original trolley with a replacement part, did the trolley which you diverted kill the man?” Below the text is a black-and-white line drawing of a trolley at the left on tracks that split near a standing person beside a lever. A person appears tied to the nearer track in the foreground, while another tied person lies at the far right end of a track. A long double-headed arrow between the tracks is labeled “1000 miles.”
An illustration shows two young men seated outdoors against a blurred background of trees and buildings. The blond man on the left wears a blue-gray shirt and looks sideways with a slight smile, while the dark-haired man on the right wears a pink shirt, leans toward him, smiles, and rests one hand on the other man’s shoulder while gesturing with the other. Large black text on a white band across the bottom reads exactly: “Some people may become depressed because they are not a werewolf. Give them reassurance and a pat on the back”. An illustration shows two young men seated outdoors against a blurred background of trees and buildings. The blond man on the left wears a blue-gray shirt and looks sideways with a slight smile, while the dark-haired man on the right wears a pink shirt, leans toward him, smiles, and rests one hand on the other man’s shoulder while gesturing with the other. Large black text on a white band across the bottom reads exactly: “Some people may become depressed because they are not a werewolf. Give them reassurance and a pat on the back”.
At the top, black text reads, “I will, for you, Taco Bell”. Below is a photograph of a Taco Bell roadside sign under a cloudy gray sky. The tall sign has the Taco Bell bell logo above the words “TACO BELL” and a purple panel labeled “Drive Thru.” Beneath it, a white rectangular changeable-letter sign reads “TRY.” Utility poles and wires line the left side, with trees and additional streetlights in the background. At the top, black text reads, “I will, for you, Taco Bell”. Below is a photograph of a Taco Bell roadside sign under a cloudy gray sky. The tall sign has the Taco Bell bell logo above the words “TACO BELL” and a purple panel labeled “Drive Thru.” Beneath it, a white rectangular changeable-letter sign reads “TRY.” Utility poles and wires line the left side, with trees and additional streetlights in the background.
A four-panel cartoon with a thick black border. In the upper-left panel, a person wearing a red cap and red shirt stands behind a food counter, holding a bowl or plate of food beside a vertical spit of roasted meat; trays of ingredients are on the counter. In the upper-right, a dark gray, large-headed dragon with jagged scales, wide eyes, nostrils, and sharp teeth faces left. Above it is the text, “actually, add some spicy peppers too,” with a curved line pointing toward the dragon. The two lower panels show the dragon flying over a medieval-style town of stone buildings while orange fire streams from its mouth and buildings burn in the background. The middle panel is labeled “AAAI”; in the bottom panel, the dragon flies in the opposite direction over the town, with fire striking a rooftop, and the text “FUCK” appears to its left. Small credit text along the bottom reads, “VASILE : UTOPIA BALCANICA”. A four-panel cartoon with a thick black border. In the upper-left panel, a person wearing a red cap and red shirt stands behind a food counter, holding a bowl or plate of food beside a vertical spit of roasted meat; trays of ingredients are on the counter. In the upper-right, a dark gray, large-headed dragon with jagged scales, wide eyes, nostrils, and sharp teeth faces left. Above it is the text, “actually, add some spicy peppers too,” with a curved line pointing toward the dragon. The two lower panels show the dragon flying over a medieval-style town of stone buildings while orange fire streams from its mouth and buildings burn in the background. The middle panel is labeled “AAAI”; in the bottom panel, the dragon flies in the opposite direction over the town, with fire striking a rooftop, and the text “FUCK” appears to its left. Small credit text along the bottom reads, “VASILE : UTOPIA BALCANICA”.
A white-background meme in a stylized 3D text collage. At the upper left, a blue, anthropomorphic letter U with large googly eyes stands on a green rectangular patch and wears a brown cowboy hat; to its right is large blue-purple text reading “yea”. Centered below, large black-and-red text reads “(and i can not suress this enough)”. At the middle right, a smaller blue U with googly eyes stands on a green patch beside a black hat. Along the bottom is large orange-red 3D text reading “naw”, and at the lower right another blue U with googly eyes wears a brown cowboy hat while standing on a green patch. A white-background meme in a stylized 3D text collage. At the upper left, a blue, anthropomorphic letter U with large googly eyes stands on a green rectangular patch and wears a brown cowboy hat; to its right is large blue-purple text reading “yea”. Centered below, large black-and-red text reads “(and i can not suress this enough)”. At the middle right, a smaller blue U with googly eyes stands on a green patch beside a black hat. Along the bottom is large orange-red 3D text reading “naw”, and at the lower right another blue U with googly eyes wears a brown cowboy hat while standing on a green patch.
The upper portion contains six lines of repeated black text on a white background: “pschlopschlopschlopschlopschlopsc” on the first line, “hlopschlopschlopschlopschlop” on the second, “schlopschlopschlopschloppschlop” on the third, “opschlopschlopschlopschlopschlops” on the fourth, “chlopschlopschlopschlopschlo” on the fifth, and “pschlopschl” on the sixth. Below the text, a brown, floppy-eared dog stands outdoors beside a shallow round basin, lowering its head and licking or drinking from the water; ripples surround its pink tongue. Green grass and a paved surface are visible behind it. The upper portion contains six lines of repeated black text on a white background: “pschlopschlopschlopschlopschlopsc” on the first line, “hlopschlopschlopschlopschlop” on the second, “schlopschlopschlopschloppschlop” on the third, “opschlopschlopschlopschlopschlops” on the fourth, “chlopschlopschlopschlopschlo” on the fifth, and “pschlopschl” on the sixth. Below the text, a brown, floppy-eared dog stands outdoors beside a shallow round basin, lowering its head and licking or drinking from the water; ripples surround its pink tongue. Green grass and a paved surface are visible behind it.
At the top, white text on a black background reads, “möther I crave b a j a b l a s t”. Below it, a fluffy black cat sits at a fast-food table beside a clear plastic cup filled with bright blue-green drink and decorated with a white logo; the cat extends one paw onto the cup’s lid and looks toward the camera with one eye visible. A beige food tray with a straw wrapper and other paper items is in the foreground, with a refrigerator, cabinets, and framed wall art in the background. At the top, white text on a black background reads, “möther I crave b a j a b l a s t”. Below it, a fluffy black cat sits at a fast-food table beside a clear plastic cup filled with bright blue-green drink and decorated with a white logo; the cat extends one paw onto the cup’s lid and looks toward the camera with one eye visible. A beige food tray with a straw wrapper and other paper items is in the foreground, with a refrigerator, cabinets, and framed wall art in the background.
A vertically framed close-up shows a light-skinned man with medium-length brown hair, a reddish-brown beard and mustache, and green-gray eyes, wearing a light blue patterned button-up shirt. He faces the camera from a slight angle with raised, furrowed eyebrows and a skeptical, concerned expression. A pale wall, a white doorframe, and part of a leafy plant are visible behind him. At lower left, the TikTok watermark reads “TikTok” and “@ littlevictorianboy”. This meme is a video; captions are not available. 1:18
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A two-panel meme using a scene from *Brooklyn Nine-Nine* features a bald Black police captain in a light-blue uniform standing in an office. In the top panel, he faces forward with a serious, slightly surprised expression, while a seated woman with long brown hair is visible behind him; yellow caption text reads, “Being gay isn’t a choice.” In the bottom panel, the same captain gestures toward the right with one hand and looks to the side with a confident expression; yellow caption text reads, “It’s a game and I’m winning.” A two-panel meme using a scene from *Brooklyn Nine-Nine* features a bald Black police captain in a light-blue uniform standing in an office. In the top panel, he faces forward with a serious, slightly surprised expression, while a seated woman with long brown hair is visible behind him; yellow caption text reads, “Being gay isn’t a choice.” In the bottom panel, the same captain gestures toward the right with one hand and looks to the side with a confident expression; yellow caption text reads, “It’s a game and I’m winning.”
A four-panel cartoon is arranged in two rows. The top row is labeled “DOG DOMESTICATION.” In the left panel, a white dog runs through a snowy landscape with parts of other dogs visible at the edges; the caption reads, “We changed form, size, personality...” In the right panel, a small white dog sits in a pink oval dog bed against a beige background, with a bone beside it and motion lines above its head; the caption reads, “... Lifestyle, instinct, our entire way of being”. The bottom row is labeled “CAT DOMESTICATION.” In the left panel, an orange cat walks through a grassy outdoor scene with dirt, plants, clouds, and a blue sky. In the right panel, the same orange cat walks indoors across a beige floor and wall, with the caption “We went inside.” A four-panel cartoon is arranged in two rows. The top row is labeled “DOG DOMESTICATION.” In the left panel, a white dog runs through a snowy landscape with parts of other dogs visible at the edges; the caption reads, “We changed form, size, personality...” In the right panel, a small white dog sits in a pink oval dog bed against a beige background, with a bone beside it and motion lines above its head; the caption reads, “... Lifestyle, instinct, our entire way of being”. The bottom row is labeled “CAT DOMESTICATION.” In the left panel, an orange cat walks through a grassy outdoor scene with dirt, plants, clouds, and a blue sky. In the right panel, the same orange cat walks indoors across a beige floor and wall, with the caption “We went inside.”
A wooded forest scene viewed through dense leafy branches, with a shallow stream winding through the center and a fallen log crossing the water in the middle distance. White bold text overlaid across the upper-middle reads: “no more emails. if you need me, you must venture into the woods by candlelight and call out my name three times on a full moon.” A wooded forest scene viewed through dense leafy branches, with a shallow stream winding through the center and a fallen log crossing the water in the middle distance. White bold text overlaid across the upper-middle reads: “no more emails. if you need me, you must venture into the woods by candlelight and call out my name three times on a full moon.”
A black-and-white, three-panel hand-drawn comic, with the watermark “chainsawswit.com” above the upper-right panel. In the first panel, a round-headed octopus-like character sits at a table with several small dice, while a partial hand or tentacle enters from the left holding a die; the character appears startled. The handwritten text reads, “yes! rolled a natural 47” and “wtf”. In the second panel, the octopus-like character faces a taller, angular creature with pointed features and tentacles, which holds an oddly shaped die; more dice and a sheet of paper sit on the table. The text reads, “you can’t use non-euclidean dice”. In the third panel, a many-sided, irregular polyhedral object covered in numbered triangular faces rests on a tabletop, with a small ordinary die drawn near the upper-right; the text reads, “what the f is this s”. A black-and-white, three-panel hand-drawn comic, with the watermark “chainsawswit.com” above the upper-right panel. In the first panel, a round-headed octopus-like character sits at a table with several small dice, while a partial hand or tentacle enters from the left holding a die; the character appears startled. The handwritten text reads, “yes! rolled a natural 47” and “wtf”. In the second panel, the octopus-like character faces a taller, angular creature with pointed features and tentacles, which holds an oddly shaped die; more dice and a sheet of paper sit on the table. The text reads, “you can’t use non-euclidean dice”. In the third panel, a many-sided, irregular polyhedral object covered in numbered triangular faces rests on a tabletop, with a small ordinary die drawn near the upper-right; the text reads, “what the f is this s”.
A black-and-white, three-panel comic in a thick rectangular border. In the top panel, a stern, bearded man wearing glasses leans forward with his hands clasped, scowling; the caption reads, “GET IN THE FURSUIT, SINJI.” In the middle panel, a wide-eyed young man in a collared shirt stares in alarm at a large, furry, dog-like character seated beside him, whose long snout, round nose, pointed ears, and fluffy mane are visible. In the bottom panel, a speech bubble reads, “OR REI WILL HAVE TO DO IT AGAIN.” A large pointing hand extends from the lower left toward a sweating, disheveled young person on the right, who is hunched over with a strained expression; surrounding sound-effect text reads “GAF,” “HUFF,” “PANT,” and “UFF.” The credit “CRAZY-GO-LUCKY” appears along the lower-right border. A black-and-white, three-panel comic in a thick rectangular border. In the top panel, a stern, bearded man wearing glasses leans forward with his hands clasped, scowling; the caption reads, “GET IN THE FURSUIT, SINJI.” In the middle panel, a wide-eyed young man in a collared shirt stares in alarm at a large, furry, dog-like character seated beside him, whose long snout, round nose, pointed ears, and fluffy mane are visible. In the bottom panel, a speech bubble reads, “OR REI WILL HAVE TO DO IT AGAIN.” A large pointing hand extends from the lower left toward a sweating, disheveled young person on the right, who is hunched over with a strained expression; surrounding sound-effect text reads “GAF,” “HUFF,” “PANT,” and “UFF.” The credit “CRAZY-GO-LUCKY” appears along the lower-right border.
A cropped social media post on a white background shows the username “‘Ava Happy Holiday” with the handle “@Avagardra” beside a small circular profile photo of a person wearing glasses. The post text reads, “Nativity Scenes are warhammer for grandmas”. Below it is the timestamp “2018-12-09, 17:40”. A small downward-pointing menu arrow appears in the upper-right corner. A cropped social media post on a white background shows the username “‘Ava Happy Holiday” with the handle “@Avagardra” beside a small circular profile photo of a person wearing glasses. The post text reads, “Nativity Scenes are warhammer for grandmas”. Below it is the timestamp “2018-12-09, 17:40”. A small downward-pointing menu arrow appears in the upper-right corner.
A bald, gray-skinned humanoid with a deeply furrowed face and a stern expression rises chest-deep from dark water in a round pool or tank; water glistens on his head, shoulders, and face, and the background is mostly black with horizontal bands along the far edge of the pool. White bold serif text across the bottom reads, “Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In” on the first line and “My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.” on the second. A bald, gray-skinned humanoid with a deeply furrowed face and a stern expression rises chest-deep from dark water in a round pool or tank; water glistens on his head, shoulders, and face, and the background is mostly black with horizontal bands along the far edge of the pool. White bold serif text across the bottom reads, “Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In” on the first line and “My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.” on the second.
A white Tumblr-style reblog thread has three stacked posts separated by thin gray lines. The first post is by “drakesquad,” with a colorful cube avatar, and reads: “i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter”. The second post is by “tuggywuggy,” with an orange avatar depicting a stylized green triangular character and a green reblog symbol, and reads: “This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.” The third post is again by “drakesquad,” with the cube avatar and green reblog symbol, and reads: “so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh”. Along the bottom are “997,083 notes” and icons for more options, reblogging, and liking. A white Tumblr-style reblog thread has three stacked posts separated by thin gray lines. The first post is by “drakesquad,” with a colorful cube avatar, and reads: “i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter”. The second post is by “tuggywuggy,” with an orange avatar depicting a stylized green triangular character and a green reblog symbol, and reads: “This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.” The third post is again by “drakesquad,” with the cube avatar and green reblog symbol, and reads: “so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh”. Along the bottom are “997,083 notes” and icons for more options, reblogging, and liking.
A dark-themed social-media post from The Onion, with a green circular logo, the verified name “The Onion,” handle “@theonion.com,” and a “+ Follow” button at the top. The post text reads: “This game glamorizes life in Florida to such an outrageous extent that it’s easy to see how young minds could be fooled into thinking that relocating to the Sunshine State wouldn’t be the worst decision they ever made,” said activist Marcie Escobedo. Below it is a nighttime, neon-lit city street resembling Miami, crowded with colorful sports cars, including blue, white, red, and black vehicles, palm trees, illuminated buildings, pedestrians on the sidewalk, and a vertical “HOTEL” sign. The attached article card reads “Critics Warn ‘GTA VI’ Could Inspire Impressionable Teens To Live In Florida,” followed by “WASHINGTON—In an effort to alert parents to the potentially dangerous consequences of playing the highly anticipated game, critics warned Thursday that Grand Theft Aut...” and “theonion.com.” Beneath the card are “8:00 PM · Jun 25, 2026,” “Everybody can reply,” and engagement counts reading “596 reposts,” “25 quotes,” “2.4K likes,” and “32 saves,” with lower reaction icons showing “31,” “621,” and “2.4K.” A dark-themed social-media post from The Onion, with a green circular logo, the verified name “The Onion,” handle “@theonion.com,” and a “+ Follow” button at the top. The post text reads: “This game glamorizes life in Florida to such an outrageous extent that it’s easy to see how young minds could be fooled into thinking that relocating to the Sunshine State wouldn’t be the worst decision they ever made,” said activist Marcie Escobedo. Below it is a nighttime, neon-lit city street resembling Miami, crowded with colorful sports cars, including blue, white, red, and black vehicles, palm trees, illuminated buildings, pedestrians on the sidewalk, and a vertical “HOTEL” sign. The attached article card reads “Critics Warn ‘GTA VI’ Could Inspire Impressionable Teens To Live In Florida,” followed by “WASHINGTON—In an effort to alert parents to the potentially dangerous consequences of playing the highly anticipated game, critics warned Thursday that Grand Theft Aut...” and “theonion.com.” Beneath the card are “8:00 PM · Jun 25, 2026,” “Everybody can reply,” and engagement counts reading “596 reposts,” “25 quotes,” “2.4K likes,” and “32 saves,” with lower reaction icons showing “31,” “621,” and “2.4K.”
At the top, black text on a white background reads, “Other philosophers: Diogenes, maybe you should put on some clothes, get a home and stop jerking off on the streets.” Below it, a second caption reads, “Diogenes:”. The lower panel is a still from the film *300*, showing a helmeted warrior outdoors behind another armored person whose bare upper arm fills the right foreground; the warrior looks downward with a stern, impassive expression. White text over the lower image reads, “Thats why no-one will remember your name.” At the top, black text on a white background reads, “Other philosophers: Diogenes, maybe you should put on some clothes, get a home and stop jerking off on the streets.” Below it, a second caption reads, “Diogenes:”. The lower panel is a still from the film *300*, showing a helmeted warrior outdoors behind another armored person whose bare upper arm fills the right foreground; the warrior looks downward with a stern, impassive expression. White text over the lower image reads, “Thats why no-one will remember your name.”
A 3-by-3 collage of elephant seals, with a central text panel and eight surrounding photos. The center panel reads, “On a scale of Neil to Neil, how are we today?” Top left: a close-up seal peers over a blue-gray barrier. Top center: an upright seal sits on gravel beside a fallen orange traffic cone, mouth open wide. Top right: a seal lies partly across a paved walkway near orange traffic cones and a group of people in the background. Middle left: a seal sits indoors or in a sheltered area, facing away. Middle right: a seal lies on its back in the road with its mouth open and a flipper raised, with a cone behind it. Bottom left: a seal leans against a roadside signpost beside an orange cone. Bottom center: a close-up seal lies on pavement with a red object in its mouth and a pale green post above it. Bottom right: a seal stretches across grass and dirt between posts and traffic cones, mouth open. Small white heart icons and faint social-media watermarks appear on several panels. A 3-by-3 collage of elephant seals, with a central text panel and eight surrounding photos. The center panel reads, “On a scale of Neil to Neil, how are we today?” Top left: a close-up seal peers over a blue-gray barrier. Top center: an upright seal sits on gravel beside a fallen orange traffic cone, mouth open wide. Top right: a seal lies partly across a paved walkway near orange traffic cones and a group of people in the background. Middle left: a seal sits indoors or in a sheltered area, facing away. Middle right: a seal lies on its back in the road with its mouth open and a flipper raised, with a cone behind it. Bottom left: a seal leans against a roadside signpost beside an orange cone. Bottom center: a close-up seal lies on pavement with a red object in its mouth and a pale green post above it. Bottom right: a seal stretches across grass and dirt between posts and traffic cones, mouth open. Small white heart icons and faint social-media watermarks appear on several panels.
At the top, white text on a black background reads, “Some strong female characters that inspire me”. Below it is a three-panel collage: the upper-left panel shows a large moth-like creature flying toward the viewer, with broad patterned wings and reddish-orange rounded shapes on either side; the upper-right panel shows a massive dark, four-legged reptilian or insect-like creature moving through a wet urban street, with vehicles and buildings behind it; the lower, largest panel shows a dark, blue-black winged monster with a snarling face and exposed teeth amid a shadowy cityscape. A muted-speaker icon is overlaid in the lower-right corner. At the top, white text on a black background reads, “Some strong female characters that inspire me”. Below it is a three-panel collage: the upper-left panel shows a large moth-like creature flying toward the viewer, with broad patterned wings and reddish-orange rounded shapes on either side; the upper-right panel shows a massive dark, four-legged reptilian or insect-like creature moving through a wet urban street, with vehicles and buildings behind it; the lower, largest panel shows a dark, blue-black winged monster with a snarling face and exposed teeth amid a shadowy cityscape. A muted-speaker icon is overlaid in the lower-right corner.
Three tightly cropped, vertically standing book spines fill the frame: a textured red book on the left, a gray-blue book in the center, and a tan book on the right. The center spine has white lettering reading “COAL DUST ON THE RIDDLE.” Partially visible brown lettering on the right spine includes “edited by” and larger cut-off letters. A translucent black bar across the lower middle contains the caption, “And other old-timey names for STDs”. Three tightly cropped, vertically standing book spines fill the frame: a textured red book on the left, a gray-blue book in the center, and a tan book on the right. The center spine has white lettering reading “COAL DUST ON THE RIDDLE.” Partially visible brown lettering on the right spine includes “edited by” and larger cut-off letters. A translucent black bar across the lower middle contains the caption, “And other old-timey names for STDs”.
At the top, black text on a white background reads: Satan: “Good morning Madam. Anything from the penis trolley?” Woman: “Anything a little less penis-y?” Satan: “Just giant penis I’m afraid.” Below the text is a vintage-style illustration of a gray, horned, wingless devil with a long tail pushing a wooden wheelbarrow containing a large flesh-colored penis-shaped object. A woman in a long dark skirt and light blouse stands behind the wheelbarrow, holding her hands near her face and looking toward the devil; the scene has a muted beige, brown, and gray palette. At the top, black text on a white background reads: Satan: “Good morning Madam. Anything from the penis trolley?” Woman: “Anything a little less penis-y?” Satan: “Just giant penis I’m afraid.” Below the text is a vintage-style illustration of a gray, horned, wingless devil with a long tail pushing a wooden wheelbarrow containing a large flesh-colored penis-shaped object. A woman in a long dark skirt and light blouse stands behind the wheelbarrow, holding her hands near her face and looking toward the devil; the scene has a muted beige, brown, and gray palette.
A square black-and-white meme uses a moonlit scene of two wolves facing each other nose-to-nose: a dark wolf stands on the left in profile, and a light-colored wolf stands on the right, with a large full moon behind them and cloudy sky surrounding it. At the top, large uppercase text reads, “INSIDE YOU THERE ARE TWO WOLVES”. At the bottom, three lines of lowercase text read, “you should probably see a doctor, the recommended amount of wolves inside you is zero”. A square black-and-white meme uses a moonlit scene of two wolves facing each other nose-to-nose: a dark wolf stands on the left in profile, and a light-colored wolf stands on the right, with a large full moon behind them and cloudy sky surrounding it. At the top, large uppercase text reads, “INSIDE YOU THERE ARE TWO WOLVES”. At the bottom, three lines of lowercase text read, “you should probably see a doctor, the recommended amount of wolves inside you is zero”.
A framed sign hangs above a paneled door on a wall. The sign reads, “AS FOR ME AND MY HOUSE / WE WILL SERVE TACOS. / SALSA 24:7,” adapting the recognizable biblical-style sign format of “As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord.” A framed sign hangs above a paneled door on a wall. The sign reads, “AS FOR ME AND MY HOUSE / WE WILL SERVE TACOS. / SALSA 24:7,” adapting the recognizable biblical-style sign format of “As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord.”
A black-and-white five-panel comic by Sarah Andersen is arranged with two panels across the top, two in the middle, and one wide panel at the bottom. The heading above the top panels reads “MOST PEOPLE,” and “ME” is written between the upper and middle rows. In the upper-left panel, a wide-eyed cartoon person stands beneath a speech bubble reading “Well. It is August.” In the upper-right panel, a person reclines on a lounge chair in the sun, with a speech bubble reading “Alrighty.” In the middle-left panel, a shaggy-haired character crouches on the ground with one hand extended; the ground is labeled “Touch.” In the middle-right panel, a close-up of the character’s face and striped shirt appears at the edge of the frame, with the word “Rumble” on the ground. The wide bottom panel shows the crouching character outdoors near a curved sidewalk or path, with a large swirling, indistinct mass in the background and a speech bubble reading “It’s coming... I can feel it...” The signature “© Sarah Andersen” appears at the bottom right. A black-and-white five-panel comic by Sarah Andersen is arranged with two panels across the top, two in the middle, and one wide panel at the bottom. The heading above the top panels reads “MOST PEOPLE,” and “ME” is written between the upper and middle rows. In the upper-left panel, a wide-eyed cartoon person stands beneath a speech bubble reading “Well. It is August.” In the upper-right panel, a person reclines on a lounge chair in the sun, with a speech bubble reading “Alrighty.” In the middle-left panel, a shaggy-haired character crouches on the ground with one hand extended; the ground is labeled “Touch.” In the middle-right panel, a close-up of the character’s face and striped shirt appears at the edge of the frame, with the word “Rumble” on the ground. The wide bottom panel shows the crouching character outdoors near a curved sidewalk or path, with a large swirling, indistinct mass in the background and a speech bubble reading “It’s coming... I can feel it...” The signature “© Sarah Andersen” appears at the bottom right.
Black cross-stitch lettering on white fabric reads, “I can’t talk, I’m a bit busy” above a stitched illustration of a cream-colored goose with an orange beak and feet standing beside a black cauldron filled with green liquid and green bubbles rising from it. Below the illustration, the text reads, “I’m doing something witchy.” Black cross-stitch lettering on white fabric reads, “I can’t talk, I’m a bit busy” above a stitched illustration of a cream-colored goose with an orange beak and feet standing beside a black cauldron filled with green liquid and green bubbles rising from it. Below the illustration, the text reads, “I’m doing something witchy.”
A parody “phonetic alphabet” chart on a white poster, with the title “phonetic alphabet” in large lowercase letters at upper left. Light-gray cards are arranged in rows, each containing a large letter, a short Morse-code pattern above it, a small semaphore symbol, a colored signal flag, and a word or phrase: “A alpha,” “B bravo,” “C chunky,” “D drape,” “E egg,” “F finger,” “G guy fieri,” “H horp,” “I i forget,” “J jorp,” “K risten” with the lines “Stewart is not” and “a great actress,” “L ike she is” with the lines “okay, but, just,” and “not great,” “M mup,” “N nup,” “O oboe,” “P pwom,” “Q quimple,” “R Rob Schneider,” “S soup & tequila!,” “T tequila & soup!,” “U umm?,” “V kevin,” “W wu-tang,” “X ex-wife,” “Y why,” and “Z zee” with the lines “last letter” and “in the alphabet.” At lower right, text reads “Reduce confusion with this standardized NATO alphabet chart,” beside a green circular logo and the words “obvious plant.” A parody “phonetic alphabet” chart on a white poster, with the title “phonetic alphabet” in large lowercase letters at upper left. Light-gray cards are arranged in rows, each containing a large letter, a short Morse-code pattern above it, a small semaphore symbol, a colored signal flag, and a word or phrase: “A alpha,” “B bravo,” “C chunky,” “D drape,” “E egg,” “F finger,” “G guy fieri,” “H horp,” “I i forget,” “J jorp,” “K risten” with the lines “Stewart is not” and “a great actress,” “L ike she is” with the lines “okay, but, just,” and “not great,” “M mup,” “N nup,” “O oboe,” “P pwom,” “Q quimple,” “R Rob Schneider,” “S soup & tequila!,” “T tequila & soup!,” “U umm?,” “V kevin,” “W wu-tang,” “X ex-wife,” “Y why,” and “Z zee” with the lines “last letter” and “in the alphabet.” At lower right, text reads “Reduce confusion with this standardized NATO alphabet chart,” beside a green circular logo and the words “obvious plant.”
On a white background, a parody beverage advertisement is arranged with text on the left and a tall amber-colored bottle on the right. The large heading reads “CARBONATED EGG WETS.” Below it, the ad copy reads: “OUR EGGS HAVE BEEN LOVINGLY PICKED AND SLOWLY MILKED OF THEIR DEEPEST WETS. THESE WETS ARE LEFT TO AGE IN A REASONABLY NICE BARN I GOT IN THE DIVORCE. WE THEN CARBONATE THESE AGED WETS BEFORE HERDING THEM INTO ORGANICALLY GROWN BOTTLES. WHAT HAPPENS NEXT IS UP TO YOU.” The bottle has a dark neck and a dark label, with a small portrait and tiny text on the neck. The main label reads “UNCLE PORK’S CARBONATED EGG WETS” above an illustration of a halved boiled egg with a yellow yolk; near the bottom it reads “Nothing but 100% aged egg wets” and “Satisfaction is a luxury.” A small bearded portrait and the cursive signature “Uncle Pork” appear at the lower left of the advertisement. On a white background, a parody beverage advertisement is arranged with text on the left and a tall amber-colored bottle on the right. The large heading reads “CARBONATED EGG WETS.” Below it, the ad copy reads: “OUR EGGS HAVE BEEN LOVINGLY PICKED AND SLOWLY MILKED OF THEIR DEEPEST WETS. THESE WETS ARE LEFT TO AGE IN A REASONABLY NICE BARN I GOT IN THE DIVORCE. WE THEN CARBONATE THESE AGED WETS BEFORE HERDING THEM INTO ORGANICALLY GROWN BOTTLES. WHAT HAPPENS NEXT IS UP TO YOU.” The bottle has a dark neck and a dark label, with a small portrait and tiny text on the neck. The main label reads “UNCLE PORK’S CARBONATED EGG WETS” above an illustration of a halved boiled egg with a yellow yolk; near the bottom it reads “Nothing but 100% aged egg wets” and “Satisfaction is a luxury.” A small bearded portrait and the cursive signature “Uncle Pork” appear at the lower left of the advertisement.
A dark-mode social-media post by Gretchen Felker-Martin (@scumbelievable) displays the text, “No matter how carefully you construct a villain's tragic backstory, your D&D party's going to come at them exactly like this.” Beneath it is a comic-style panel with a large white speech bubble reading, “I KNOW YOU'RE HERE, DRACULA, YOU BIG FUCKING NERD. WHERE'S MY GODDAMN MONEY?” In the lower portion, a small, faceless figure in a white hooded cloak stands facing forward, its body mostly black with a small white crescent on the chest; a blue vertical shape and shadowy, roughly sketched architectural forms fill the background. A dark-mode social-media post by Gretchen Felker-Martin (@scumbelievable) displays the text, “No matter how carefully you construct a villain's tragic backstory, your D&D party's going to come at them exactly like this.” Beneath it is a comic-style panel with a large white speech bubble reading, “I KNOW YOU'RE HERE, DRACULA, YOU BIG FUCKING NERD. WHERE'S MY GODDAMN MONEY?” In the lower portion, a small, faceless figure in a white hooded cloak stands facing forward, its body mostly black with a small white crescent on the chest; a blue vertical shape and shadowy, roughly sketched architectural forms fill the background.
Text at the top reads, “Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In my lane. Focused. Flourishing.” Below it, a dark crocodile or alligator skeleton reclines in a white bathtub, with its head and torso near the center, one leg extended toward the left, one limb hanging over the front edge, and its long tail curled upward and around behind it. A tan tiled bathroom floor, the tub’s wooden-colored outer panel, and a partial shower or tub fixture are visible around the tub. Text at the top reads, “Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In my lane. Focused. Flourishing.” Below it, a dark crocodile or alligator skeleton reclines in a white bathtub, with its head and torso near the center, one leg extended toward the left, one limb hanging over the front edge, and its long tail curled upward and around behind it. A tan tiled bathroom floor, the tub’s wooden-colored outer panel, and a partial shower or tub fixture are visible around the tub.
At the top, black text on a white background reads, “I feel like this skeleton wants to fuck so bad but his pickup lines are just awful.” Below it is a vintage-style anatomical illustration of a human skeleton reclining on its side, propped up on one arm with its skull tilted toward the viewer; its rib cage, pelvis, arms, and bent legs are visible. Near the top of the illustration are the printed questions, “What food makes you grow?” and “How long are your guts?” A partial word beginning with “Wh” is cut off along the right edge. At the top, black text on a white background reads, “I feel like this skeleton wants to fuck so bad but his pickup lines are just awful.” Below it is a vintage-style anatomical illustration of a human skeleton reclining on its side, propped up on one arm with its skull tilted toward the viewer; its rib cage, pelvis, arms, and bent legs are visible. Near the top of the illustration are the printed questions, “What food makes you grow?” and “How long are your guts?” A partial word beginning with “Wh” is cut off along the right edge.
On a pale blue-and-white background, large black text at the top reads “STOP MOVING TO DIFFERENT CHANNELS.” Beneath it are four bullet points: “CONVERSATIONS WERE NOT MEANT TO BE ORGANIZED”; “YEARS OF CHATROOMS yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND” followed on the next line by “for HAVING MORE THAN THREE”; “Wanted to stay on topic anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that! It was called CHANGING THE SUBJECT”; and ““Yes please take all jokes to the joke channel. Please refrain from greeting outside of #greetings” - Statements dreamed up by evil wizards”. Lower down, more text reads “LOOK at what moderators have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the communities & topics we built for them” and “(This is REAL channels, done by REAL server admins :)”. Three dark gray Discord-style channel buttons are labeled “# memes”, “# off-topic”, and “# misc”, with red question marks beneath each. At the bottom, a quoted line reads “Before discussing anything, let’s move to #discussions”, followed by the bold statement “They have played us for absolute fools”. On a pale blue-and-white background, large black text at the top reads “STOP MOVING TO DIFFERENT CHANNELS.” Beneath it are four bullet points: “CONVERSATIONS WERE NOT MEANT TO BE ORGANIZED”; “YEARS OF CHATROOMS yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND” followed on the next line by “for HAVING MORE THAN THREE”; “Wanted to stay on topic anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that! It was called CHANGING THE SUBJECT”; and ““Yes please take all jokes to the joke channel. Please refrain from greeting outside of #greetings” - Statements dreamed up by evil wizards”. Lower down, more text reads “LOOK at what moderators have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the communities & topics we built for them” and “(This is REAL channels, done by REAL server admins :)”. Three dark gray Discord-style channel buttons are labeled “# memes”, “# off-topic”, and “# misc”, with red question marks beneath each. At the bottom, a quoted line reads “Before discussing anything, let’s move to #discussions”, followed by the bold statement “They have played us for absolute fools”.
A vertical photo shows rows of chocolate-frosted cupcakes with pink swirled frosting on a white rectangular tray in the foreground. White script labels are overlaid on the cupcakes: the left column reads “Apple cider,” “Pumpkin patches,” “Halloween decorations,” and “Haunted houses”; the center column reads “Soup season,” “Cooler weather,” “Dressing up,” “Pumpkin carving,” and “Horror movies.” At the top right, an orange tabby cat sits behind the tray, facing the camera with its tongue extended toward its nose; the label “Me” appears above it. A dark shelving unit with dishes or glassware is in the background. A vertical photo shows rows of chocolate-frosted cupcakes with pink swirled frosting on a white rectangular tray in the foreground. White script labels are overlaid on the cupcakes: the left column reads “Apple cider,” “Pumpkin patches,” “Halloween decorations,” and “Haunted houses”; the center column reads “Soup season,” “Cooler weather,” “Dressing up,” “Pumpkin carving,” and “Horror movies.” At the top right, an orange tabby cat sits behind the tray, facing the camera with its tongue extended toward its nose; the label “Me” appears above it. A dark shelving unit with dishes or glassware is in the background.
At the top, large black text reads, “Really? Right in front of my me?” Below it is a simple black line drawing of a long, hunched, dinosaur- or lizard-like creature facing right, with a curved back, a small eye, and an elongated snout. One thin arm extends down and right, ending in a dark hand near a rectangular framed picture. The picture contains a smaller version of the same creature, also facing right with a narrowed, displeased-looking eye and a short line suggesting its arm or body. At the top, large black text reads, “Really? Right in front of my me?” Below it is a simple black line drawing of a long, hunched, dinosaur- or lizard-like creature facing right, with a curved back, a small eye, and an elongated snout. One thin arm extends down and right, ending in a dark hand near a rectangular framed picture. The picture contains a smaller version of the same creature, also facing right with a narrowed, displeased-looking eye and a short line suggesting its arm or body.
A dark social-media post header shows a circular profile icon at left, the username “Mr. November just fucked me over” in bold, “@DoctorPazuzu” beneath it, and a vertical three-dot menu at upper right. Below, large white text reads “this image is from 1993”. The lower portion is a black-and-white ASCII-art panel on a white background. Its heading reads “MY ANTI DEPRESSANTS JUST KICKED” and “IN ! FANTASTIC !”. Beneath the heading is a wide, intricate ASCII drawing made from slashes, dashes, brackets, equals signs, and other symbols, with small face-like forms near the top, a large outlined figure or object across the center, and dense horizontal rows along the bottom. The embedded text reads “GAY!” near the lower left and “vroom” and “vroom!” on two lines at the right. A dark social-media post header shows a circular profile icon at left, the username “Mr. November just fucked me over” in bold, “@DoctorPazuzu” beneath it, and a vertical three-dot menu at upper right. Below, large white text reads “this image is from 1993”. The lower portion is a black-and-white ASCII-art panel on a white background. Its heading reads “MY ANTI DEPRESSANTS JUST KICKED” and “IN ! FANTASTIC !”. Beneath the heading is a wide, intricate ASCII drawing made from slashes, dashes, brackets, equals signs, and other symbols, with small face-like forms near the top, a large outlined figure or object across the center, and dense horizontal rows along the bottom. The embedded text reads “GAY!” near the lower left and “vroom” and “vroom!” on two lines at the right.
A three-panel cartoon shows a bearded man in a dark purple sweater. In the upper-left panel, he holds a small paper list and says, “OKAY, I GOT THE EGGS AND MILK. DID YOU HAPPEN TO PICK UP-” In the upper-right panel, he faces forward with a blank, confused expression. In the large bottom panel, a woman with brown hair tied in a side ponytail, a red scarf, and a dark coat pushes a shopping cart overflowing with orange and yellow pumpkins in a grocery store; her speech bubble says, “I CAN EXPLAIN.” The vertical artist signature “@ARTBYMOOCH” appears along the right edge. A three-panel cartoon shows a bearded man in a dark purple sweater. In the upper-left panel, he holds a small paper list and says, “OKAY, I GOT THE EGGS AND MILK. DID YOU HAPPEN TO PICK UP-” In the upper-right panel, he faces forward with a blank, confused expression. In the large bottom panel, a woman with brown hair tied in a side ponytail, a red scarf, and a dark coat pushes a shopping cart overflowing with orange and yellow pumpkins in a grocery store; her speech bubble says, “I CAN EXPLAIN.” The vertical artist signature “@ARTBYMOOCH” appears along the right edge.
A meme-style photograph shows a smiling man in a red ribbed shirt leaning over a bald man wearing black-framed glasses, who is lying back with his mouth open. The man in red holds a spoonful of white food toward the other man’s mouth. Black labels with white text identify the upper man as “the government,” the reclining man as “good, law abiding citizens,” and the spoonful of food as “birds ARE real.” A meme-style photograph shows a smiling man in a red ribbed shirt leaning over a bald man wearing black-framed glasses, who is lying back with his mouth open. The man in red holds a spoonful of white food toward the other man’s mouth. Black labels with white text identify the upper man as “the government,” the reclining man as “good, law abiding citizens,” and the spoonful of food as “birds ARE real.”
At the top, large black text reads, “Really? Right in front of my psychological wellbeing?” Below it is a simple black-and-white line drawing of a large, rounded creature with an elongated head, narrowed angry eyes, and a straight horizontal mouth. Its long arms or limbs extend around two small colored figures: an orange brain with a smiling face on the left and a red heart with a smiling face on the right; they are holding hands. The drawing is on a plain white background and uses the recognizable “Really? Right in front of my...” meme format. At the top, large black text reads, “Really? Right in front of my psychological wellbeing?” Below it is a simple black-and-white line drawing of a large, rounded creature with an elongated head, narrowed angry eyes, and a straight horizontal mouth. Its long arms or limbs extend around two small colored figures: an orange brain with a smiling face on the left and a red heart with a smiling face on the right; they are holding hands. The drawing is on a plain white background and uses the recognizable “Really? Right in front of my...” meme format.
An anthropomorphic husky or wolf character wearing a blue business suit, white shirt, and purple tie stands in an office with both large paws extended toward the viewer. The character’s black-and-white furry face has upright ears and a smiling or open-mouthed expression. A desk, filing cabinet, computer monitors, framed wall art, and an office chair are visible in the background. Large white text with black outlines reads: “Applying for jobs is so embarrassing” at the top; “Like haiii :3 here’s my worksona” across the middle; and “He likes deadlines, profit margins, and unpaid overtime 🤩” across the bottom. An anthropomorphic husky or wolf character wearing a blue business suit, white shirt, and purple tie stands in an office with both large paws extended toward the viewer. The character’s black-and-white furry face has upright ears and a smiling or open-mouthed expression. A desk, filing cabinet, computer monitors, framed wall art, and an office chair are visible in the background. Large white text with black outlines reads: “Applying for jobs is so embarrassing” at the top; “Like haiii :3 here’s my worksona” across the middle; and “He likes deadlines, profit margins, and unpaid overtime 🤩” across the bottom.
A white text-post graphic from “incorrectx-menquotes,” with a small grayscale character icon at the upper left and black typewriter-style text arranged as dialogue between X-Men characters. The text reads: “Rogue: There’s probably a German compound word for that feeling you get at 2am when you’re single in your mid twenties and the creeping doubt that you’ve somehow missed your only chance at love because you didn’t meet someone in college and now it’s too late. Nightcrawler: The german word you are looking for is ‘Torschlusspanik’. Nightcrawler: Torschlusspanik: “gate-closing panic”; a sense of anxiety or fear caused by the feeling that life’s opportunities are passing by and diminishing as one ages. Quicksilver: Germans got a word for fucking EVERYTHING. Cyclops: Germany is like a dictionary of obscure sorrows. Nightcrawler: Germany is a place of obscure sorrows.” A white text-post graphic from “incorrectx-menquotes,” with a small grayscale character icon at the upper left and black typewriter-style text arranged as dialogue between X-Men characters. The text reads: “Rogue: There’s probably a German compound word for that feeling you get at 2am when you’re single in your mid twenties and the creeping doubt that you’ve somehow missed your only chance at love because you didn’t meet someone in college and now it’s too late. Nightcrawler: The german word you are looking for is ‘Torschlusspanik’. Nightcrawler: Torschlusspanik: “gate-closing panic”; a sense of anxiety or fear caused by the feeling that life’s opportunities are passing by and diminishing as one ages. Quicksilver: Germans got a word for fucking EVERYTHING. Cyclops: Germany is like a dictionary of obscure sorrows. Nightcrawler: Germany is a place of obscure sorrows.”
A Sailor Moon meme image with black bars above and below a colorful rectangular frame. In the center, blonde Sailor Moon faces forward with large blue eyes, a cheerful open-mouthed smile, and both hands pressed to her cheeks; her reflection or another view of her is seen from behind on the right, showing her large tied-up blonde hairstyle and raised hand. The background is blue, purple, and pink with scattered abstract shapes. The lower right contains the stylized text “SAILOR SAYS.” A yellow caption with black outlining across the bottom reads: “The old world is dying. The new world struggles to be born. Now is the time of monsters.” A Sailor Moon meme image with black bars above and below a colorful rectangular frame. In the center, blonde Sailor Moon faces forward with large blue eyes, a cheerful open-mouthed smile, and both hands pressed to her cheeks; her reflection or another view of her is seen from behind on the right, showing her large tied-up blonde hairstyle and raised hand. The background is blue, purple, and pink with scattered abstract shapes. The lower right contains the stylized text “SAILOR SAYS.” A yellow caption with black outlining across the bottom reads: “The old world is dying. The new world struggles to be born. Now is the time of monsters.”
A four-panel comic in a pink-and-purple cartoon style. In the top-left panel, a wide-eyed pink-haired person sits at a table beside a woman in a magenta hooded cloak; the woman holds a stack of cards and says, “LET ME GIVE YOU A READING.” The other person replies, “OK!” In the top-right panel, a close-up of a tarot card on the wooden table shows a skeleton holding a scythe, with the word “DEATH” upside down because the card is reversed; speech bubbles read, “OH NO, I’M GONNA DIE?” and “NOT NECESSARILY, DEATH REVERSED CAN MEAN TRANSFORMATION, INNER PURGING”. In the bottom-left panel, the reversed Death card is beside another card depicting a nude buttocks and legs, labeled “THE BUTT”; “DEATH” appears upside down at the top of the first card. In the bottom-right panel, the pink-haired person covers their mouth with both hands in alarm while the cloaked woman looks startled at the cards on the table and says, “YOU’RE GONNA SHIT YOURSELF, REAL BAD.” The bottom edge reads, “THE READING” and “@matzzap 2019”. A four-panel comic in a pink-and-purple cartoon style. In the top-left panel, a wide-eyed pink-haired person sits at a table beside a woman in a magenta hooded cloak; the woman holds a stack of cards and says, “LET ME GIVE YOU A READING.” The other person replies, “OK!” In the top-right panel, a close-up of a tarot card on the wooden table shows a skeleton holding a scythe, with the word “DEATH” upside down because the card is reversed; speech bubbles read, “OH NO, I’M GONNA DIE?” and “NOT NECESSARILY, DEATH REVERSED CAN MEAN TRANSFORMATION, INNER PURGING”. In the bottom-left panel, the reversed Death card is beside another card depicting a nude buttocks and legs, labeled “THE BUTT”; “DEATH” appears upside down at the top of the first card. In the bottom-right panel, the pink-haired person covers their mouth with both hands in alarm while the cloaked woman looks startled at the cards on the table and says, “YOU’RE GONNA SHIT YOURSELF, REAL BAD.” The bottom edge reads, “THE READING” and “@matzzap 2019”.
A five-panel version of the American Chopper argument meme, arranged vertically. In the first panel, a seated man has Isaac Newton’s painted face and long wavy hair superimposed on him; a white caption box reads “\(y'\)”. In the second panel, another seated man has Severus Snape’s face and black hair, with a white caption box reading “\(\frac{dy}{dx}\)”. In the third panel, Newton’s face appears again on the first man, next to a white caption box reading “\(F'(x)=f'(g(x))g'(x)\)”. In the fourth panel, a small Newton-faced figure appears on the left while the Snape-faced figure gestures on the right; a white caption box reads “\(\frac{dy}{dx}=\frac{dy}{du}\frac{du}{dx}\)”. In the fifth panel, Newton’s face is again superimposed on a seated man pointing to the right, with a white caption box reading “\(f(u)=ck^u\)”. Faint background watermarks read “AMERICAN CHOPPER”. A five-panel version of the American Chopper argument meme, arranged vertically. In the first panel, a seated man has Isaac Newton’s painted face and long wavy hair superimposed on him; a white caption box reads “\(y'\)”. In the second panel, another seated man has Severus Snape’s face and black hair, with a white caption box reading “\(\frac{dy}{dx}\)”. In the third panel, Newton’s face appears again on the first man, next to a white caption box reading “\(F'(x)=f'(g(x))g'(x)\)”. In the fourth panel, a small Newton-faced figure appears on the left while the Snape-faced figure gestures on the right; a white caption box reads “\(\frac{dy}{dx}=\frac{dy}{du}\frac{du}{dx}\)”. In the fifth panel, Newton’s face is again superimposed on a seated man pointing to the right, with a white caption box reading “\(f(u)=ck^u\)”. Faint background watermarks read “AMERICAN CHOPPER”.
A whimsical nighttime fantasy illustration shows a girl in a fur-trimmed shawl and long dark skirt walking along a winding path, holding a small lantern and accompanied by an orange fox and a black cat. Behind her are trees, fireflies, and a warmly lit cottage; to the right, two winged fairies sit together over a moonlit shoreline beneath a large full moon. At the bottom, a large orange-and-cream bird perches on a branch beside two fairies reading a blue book. Two white caption strips across the center read, “I am out of the loop on purpose. Do not loop me in.” Small text in the lower-left corner reads, “Cottage Whimsy Artist: Naoko Sloop.” A whimsical nighttime fantasy illustration shows a girl in a fur-trimmed shawl and long dark skirt walking along a winding path, holding a small lantern and accompanied by an orange fox and a black cat. Behind her are trees, fireflies, and a warmly lit cottage; to the right, two winged fairies sit together over a moonlit shoreline beneath a large full moon. At the bottom, a large orange-and-cream bird perches on a branch beside two fairies reading a blue book. Two white caption strips across the center read, “I am out of the loop on purpose. Do not loop me in.” Small text in the lower-left corner reads, “Cottage Whimsy Artist: Naoko Sloop.”
A triangular soil-texture chart is filled with pale blue, green, tan, and pink regions and faint triangular grid lines. The apex is labeled “100,” with side scales marked by percentages; the left side includes “90,” “90,” “70,” “60,” “50,” “40,” “30,” “20,” and “10,” the right side includes “10,” “20,” “30,” “40,” “50,” “60,” “70,” “80,” “90,” and “100,” and the bottom edge includes “100,” “90,” “80,” “70,” “60,” “50,” “40,” “30,” “20,” and “10.” A blue-and-yellow arrow on the left reads “Percent Clay,” a pink-and-blue arrow on the right reads “Percent Silt,” and a yellow-and-pink arrow below reads “Percent sand.” The regions are labeled “Gay,” “Sandy Gay,” “Slutty Gay,” “Gay Loam,” “Sandy Gay Loam,” “Slutty Gay Loam,” “Sandy loam,” “Loam,” “Slutty Loam,” “Loamy sand,” “Sand,” and “Slut.” A triangular soil-texture chart is filled with pale blue, green, tan, and pink regions and faint triangular grid lines. The apex is labeled “100,” with side scales marked by percentages; the left side includes “90,” “90,” “70,” “60,” “50,” “40,” “30,” “20,” and “10,” the right side includes “10,” “20,” “30,” “40,” “50,” “60,” “70,” “80,” “90,” and “100,” and the bottom edge includes “100,” “90,” “80,” “70,” “60,” “50,” “40,” “30,” “20,” and “10.” A blue-and-yellow arrow on the left reads “Percent Clay,” a pink-and-blue arrow on the right reads “Percent Silt,” and a yellow-and-pink arrow below reads “Percent sand.” The regions are labeled “Gay,” “Sandy Gay,” “Slutty Gay,” “Gay Loam,” “Sandy Gay Loam,” “Slutty Gay Loam,” “Sandy loam,” “Loam,” “Slutty Loam,” “Loamy sand,” “Sand,” and “Slut.”
A vertical close-up shows a woman with dark hair pulled back, seated against a dark wooden background. Her eyes are closed, she is smiling broadly with her teeth visible, and one hand rests across her upper chest. She wears a dark, loosely gathered top. In the lower-left corner, the TikTok logo appears above the text “TikTok” and the handle “@letterslive”. This meme is a video; captions are not available. 2:13
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A white-background meme arranged in a loose circle around Eevee, a brown-and-cream Pokémon standing in the center. Around it are Pokémon evolutions and unrelated images or logos paired with words ending in similar sounds: at the top are a blue lightning-bolt icon labeled “Neon,” a small photo labeled “Surgeon,” Vaporeon, Jolteon, and Flareon; along the right side are Umbreon, Leafeon, Glaceon, Sylveon, and Espeon; along the bottom are a red Patreon logo labeled “Patreon,” a building labeled “Pantheon,” a pigeon photo labeled “Pigeon,” the orange Nickelodeon logo labeled “Nickelodeon,” a portrait labeled “Napoleon,” and an AMD Radeon logo labeled “Radeon”; on the left is a yellow dollar-sign-like symbol labeled “Simoleon.” All labels appear in bold black text beneath their corresponding images. A white-background meme arranged in a loose circle around Eevee, a brown-and-cream Pokémon standing in the center. Around it are Pokémon evolutions and unrelated images or logos paired with words ending in similar sounds: at the top are a blue lightning-bolt icon labeled “Neon,” a small photo labeled “Surgeon,” Vaporeon, Jolteon, and Flareon; along the right side are Umbreon, Leafeon, Glaceon, Sylveon, and Espeon; along the bottom are a red Patreon logo labeled “Patreon,” a building labeled “Pantheon,” a pigeon photo labeled “Pigeon,” the orange Nickelodeon logo labeled “Nickelodeon,” a portrait labeled “Napoleon,” and an AMD Radeon logo labeled “Radeon”; on the left is a yellow dollar-sign-like symbol labeled “Simoleon.” All labels appear in bold black text beneath their corresponding images.
A social-media-style meme with a black header at the top showing a circular profile picture, the username “denssonfilm,” a blue “Follow” button, and a three-dot menu. Beneath it, white text reads “The vibe I bring in to the function.” The main panel is a grainy, high-contrast black-and-white illustration of a dark dragon-like creature with a long, pointed mane or horns, glowing white eyes, whiskers, claws, and a smoky background; its large outlined body curves around the center. A black footer at the bottom reads “#'the function' being work”. A social-media-style meme with a black header at the top showing a circular profile picture, the username “denssonfilm,” a blue “Follow” button, and a three-dot menu. Beneath it, white text reads “The vibe I bring in to the function.” The main panel is a grainy, high-contrast black-and-white illustration of a dark dragon-like creature with a long, pointed mane or horns, glowing white eyes, whiskers, claws, and a smoky background; its large outlined body curves around the center. A black footer at the bottom reads “#'the function' being work”.
A social media post from “herpsandbirds” displays a three-panel meme using a science-fiction council chamber scene with seated, robed figures whose heads are replaced by reptiles and a bird. In the top panel, a snake-headed figure sits at left, a gray lizard-headed figure sits near the center, and crocodilian- and turtle-like reptile-headed figures sit at right; the caption reads, “This reptile council, accepts that you are an Archosaur....” The middle panel shows a robed council member with a large crocodile head, with the caption, “But we do not confer upon you the rank of reptile.” The bottom panel shows a brightly colored bird in side profile, appearing to protest, with red text reading, “How can you do this? It's unfair! How can you be an Archosaur and not a reptile, YOU'RE AN ARCHOSAUR! This is stupid! What's wrong with you?!” Below the panels, the post text reads, “So yesterday I was having to explain to kids in an elementary after school science program that birds are dinosaurs and dinosaurs are reptiles, but birds are not reptiles... Because "reptiles" aren't "reptiles"... except they are.” The account header also shows “herpsandbirds,” “1h,” and “Follow.” A social media post from “herpsandbirds” displays a three-panel meme using a science-fiction council chamber scene with seated, robed figures whose heads are replaced by reptiles and a bird. In the top panel, a snake-headed figure sits at left, a gray lizard-headed figure sits near the center, and crocodilian- and turtle-like reptile-headed figures sit at right; the caption reads, “This reptile council, accepts that you are an Archosaur....” The middle panel shows a robed council member with a large crocodile head, with the caption, “But we do not confer upon you the rank of reptile.” The bottom panel shows a brightly colored bird in side profile, appearing to protest, with red text reading, “How can you do this? It's unfair! How can you be an Archosaur and not a reptile, YOU'RE AN ARCHOSAUR! This is stupid! What's wrong with you?!” Below the panels, the post text reads, “So yesterday I was having to explain to kids in an elementary after school science program that birds are dinosaurs and dinosaurs are reptiles, but birds are not reptiles... Because "reptiles" aren't "reptiles"... except they are.” The account header also shows “herpsandbirds,” “1h,” and “Follow.”
A dark-background social media post from “Michael” includes the text: “Since the 90s my parents have been terrified of computer viruses. A couple weeks ago they told me they started using DoorDash so I warned them about the Bean Virus, where you just start getting random cans of beans delivered to your house. Since then I’ve been anonymously DoorDashing them cans of beans.” Below it is a screenshot of a text-message conversation labeled “Dad,” with a photo of a hand holding a can labeled “GOYA Black Beans Frijoles Negros.” The first gray message reads, “I think we got the bean virus. This was on the porch this morning.” A green reply says, “Yeah that's the bean virus. Whatever you do don't scan the bar code.” A thumbs-up emoji appears below. After the timestamp “Yesterday 8:25 AM,” another gray message reads, “more beans this morning. I called door dash and they have never heard of bean virus.” After the timestamp “Today 7:27 AM,” the final gray message says, “beans again.” A dark-background social media post from “Michael” includes the text: “Since the 90s my parents have been terrified of computer viruses. A couple weeks ago they told me they started using DoorDash so I warned them about the Bean Virus, where you just start getting random cans of beans delivered to your house. Since then I’ve been anonymously DoorDashing them cans of beans.” Below it is a screenshot of a text-message conversation labeled “Dad,” with a photo of a hand holding a can labeled “GOYA Black Beans Frijoles Negros.” The first gray message reads, “I think we got the bean virus. This was on the porch this morning.” A green reply says, “Yeah that's the bean virus. Whatever you do don't scan the bar code.” A thumbs-up emoji appears below. After the timestamp “Yesterday 8:25 AM,” another gray message reads, “more beans this morning. I called door dash and they have never heard of bean virus.” After the timestamp “Today 7:27 AM,” the final gray message says, “beans again.”
A vintage-style anatomy diagram on a pale yellow background depicts a side-view giraffe with brown-and-cream patchwork markings, labeled as a horse. At the top, the title reads “ANATOMY OF THE HORSE,” with the italic subtitle “Nequus Ferus Giraffa.” Leader lines point to different parts of the giraffe and are labeled “BONCE,” “NECK,” “STILL NECK,” “BIT MORE NECK,” and “HOLD ON.” Additional labels read “LINDA THIS IS THE WRONG DIAGRAM,” “IS THIS WHERE THE PILOT SITS?,” “OH ACTUALLY, THIS LOOKS A BIT MORE SENSIBLE,” “WHAT THE HELL THERE’S FOUR MORE NECKS DOWN HERE LINDA,” and “LINDA HELP.” A vintage-style anatomy diagram on a pale yellow background depicts a side-view giraffe with brown-and-cream patchwork markings, labeled as a horse. At the top, the title reads “ANATOMY OF THE HORSE,” with the italic subtitle “Nequus Ferus Giraffa.” Leader lines point to different parts of the giraffe and are labeled “BONCE,” “NECK,” “STILL NECK,” “BIT MORE NECK,” and “HOLD ON.” Additional labels read “LINDA THIS IS THE WRONG DIAGRAM,” “IS THIS WHERE THE PILOT SITS?,” “OH ACTUALLY, THIS LOOKS A BIT MORE SENSIBLE,” “WHAT THE HELL THERE’S FOUR MORE NECKS DOWN HERE LINDA,” and “LINDA HELP.”
A dark video-game boss-battle scene shows a giant, glowing green shrimp-like creature emerging from shallow water, with long antennae, multiple legs, and a bright central eye or glow. At the top, the label “Wal-Mart Shrimp” appears above a long red health bar. In the lower-right foreground, a dark-clad warrior is seen from behind, holding a shield in the left hand and a sword in the right, facing the creature. A dark video-game boss-battle scene shows a giant, glowing green shrimp-like creature emerging from shallow water, with long antennae, multiple legs, and a bright central eye or glow. At the top, the label “Wal-Mart Shrimp” appears above a long red health bar. In the lower-right foreground, a dark-clad warrior is seen from behind, holding a shield in the left hand and a sword in the right, facing the creature.
At the top, bold black text on a white background reads, “COOKING INSTRUCTIONS: Bake 2 Pies in the sun for 90 minutes”. Below it is a warm ochre-colored ancient Egyptian wall relief, with carved hieroglyphs and a large sun disk in the upper right sending long rays downward. A stylized human figure with an elongated head kneels or stands beneath the rays, extending an offering toward the sun; another carved figure or object appears along the left side, and hieroglyphic columns run through the scene. At the top, bold black text on a white background reads, “COOKING INSTRUCTIONS: Bake 2 Pies in the sun for 90 minutes”. Below it is a warm ochre-colored ancient Egyptian wall relief, with carved hieroglyphs and a large sun disk in the upper right sending long rays downward. A stylized human figure with an elongated head kneels or stands beneath the rays, extending an offering toward the sun; another carved figure or object appears along the left side, and hieroglyphic columns run through the scene.
A bright red background contains a black-and-red vintage-style illustration of a crocodile or alligator lunging forward with its jaws open, visible teeth and claws, and its tail curving upward toward the upper right. Large black serif text across the bottom reads exactly, “FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT.” A bright red background contains a black-and-red vintage-style illustration of a crocodile or alligator lunging forward with its jaws open, visible teeth and claws, and its tail curving upward toward the upper right. Large black serif text across the bottom reads exactly, “FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT.”
A religious painting is framed by bold white, black-outlined meme text: “ST. FELICIA” across the top and “PATRON SAINT OF FAREWELLS” across the bottom. In the center, a veiled woman in a white, gold-trimmed robe over a dark garment raises a small crucifix in her left hand and holds a tall tower-like building in her right arm. A dark stone structure and pedestal appear on the left, with a cloudy blue-gray sky and additional architectural details in the background. Tiny text in the lower-left corner reads “imgflip.com.” A religious painting is framed by bold white, black-outlined meme text: “ST. FELICIA” across the top and “PATRON SAINT OF FAREWELLS” across the bottom. In the center, a veiled woman in a white, gold-trimmed robe over a dark garment raises a small crucifix in her left hand and holds a tall tower-like building in her right arm. A dark stone structure and pedestal appear on the left, with a cloudy blue-gray sky and additional architectural details in the background. Tiny text in the lower-left corner reads “imgflip.com.”
A concert scene viewed from within a crowd, with bright stage lights and haze in the background and several silhouetted audience members raising their arms and pointing upward; one large central arm and fist dominates the foreground. White text at the top reads, “I try to be the reason a stranger throws up at work.” A concert scene viewed from within a crowd, with bright stage lights and haze in the background and several silhouetted audience members raising their arms and pointing upward; one large central arm and fist dominates the foreground. White text at the top reads, “I try to be the reason a stranger throws up at work.”
A vintage-style illustration shows a woman in profile at the left, seated at an upright piano on the right with her hands over the keys, while five children crowd around the piano and look toward it with open mouths as if singing; a sixth child is partly visible behind them. The children wear colorful mid-century clothing, and framed children’s drawings hang on the yellow wall behind them. A large speech bubble above the group reads, “It starts with...”; a second speech bubble near the piano reads, “..one thing I don’t know why.” A vintage-style illustration shows a woman in profile at the left, seated at an upright piano on the right with her hands over the keys, while five children crowd around the piano and look toward it with open mouths as if singing; a sixth child is partly visible behind them. The children wear colorful mid-century clothing, and framed children’s drawings hang on the yellow wall behind them. A large speech bubble above the group reads, “It starts with...”; a second speech bubble near the piano reads, “..one thing I don’t know why.”
A four-panel cartoon on a pale pink background decorated with translucent pink and purple hearts features a wide-eyed mint-green frog with brown pupils, a cream-colored belly, and small flowers. In the upper-left panel, the frog holds a steaming cup of coffee and flowers, with a beige caption reading, “I hope you feel pretty”. In the upper-right panel, the frog is shown closer with coffee and flowers, captioned, “Your coffee tastes good”. In the lower-left panel, the frog’s face is partly cropped and the caption reads, “And something great happens to you”. In the lower-right panel, an extreme close-up of one eye fills most of the panel, with a jagged beige caption reading, “Or else”. A small watermark with a skull-like icon and the text “@JESSA.CREATES” appears below the panels. A four-panel cartoon on a pale pink background decorated with translucent pink and purple hearts features a wide-eyed mint-green frog with brown pupils, a cream-colored belly, and small flowers. In the upper-left panel, the frog holds a steaming cup of coffee and flowers, with a beige caption reading, “I hope you feel pretty”. In the upper-right panel, the frog is shown closer with coffee and flowers, captioned, “Your coffee tastes good”. In the lower-left panel, the frog’s face is partly cropped and the caption reads, “And something great happens to you”. In the lower-right panel, an extreme close-up of one eye fills most of the panel, with a jagged beige caption reading, “Or else”. A small watermark with a skull-like icon and the text “@JESSA.CREATES” appears below the panels.
Large white text reads, “I bring a sort of ‘we should all quit’ Vibe to the workplace that managers don’t really like.” Below it, a man wearing a backward black baseball cap and black shirt leans on a railing outdoors and looks back over his shoulder with a subtle, knowing expression. Behind him are a grassy yard, a road, and leafless trees. A TikTok watermark at lower right reads “@clubshawty.” Large white text reads, “I bring a sort of ‘we should all quit’ Vibe to the workplace that managers don’t really like.” Below it, a man wearing a backward black baseball cap and black shirt leans on a railing outdoors and looks back over his shoulder with a subtle, knowing expression. Behind him are a grassy yard, a road, and leafless trees. A TikTok watermark at lower right reads “@clubshawty.”
A vertical TikTok frame shows a light-skinned bearded man centered in close-up, wearing a brown knit beanie and a white T-shirt, with a neutral, slightly open-mouthed expression. At the top, black text reads “Sticker” and “with Alex Biron's phone number.” Behind him is a large white sign reading “How’s Our Service? CALL,” followed by a horizontally blurred or obscured phone number. A white comment bubble at upper left reads, “I was expressing ‘hi this is Ronald McDonald how can I help you’”; its header begins “Reply to lna …’s comment.” The TikTok watermark and handle “@everydayalex” appear on the left. Large partially obscured background lettering includes “...TLE GUY PAPER,” “...lows O...rvice,” and “...ticle ... lox.” A bold bottom caption reads “I MADE THESE,” with “I” highlighted in yellow and the remaining words in white with black outlines. This meme is a video; captions are not available. 2:29
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A two-panel image from *The Simpsons* featuring Principal Seymour Skinner standing by an open window against a blue sky. In the top panel, Skinner wears a gray suit, purple shirt, and red tie, rests one hand against his chin, and looks thoughtful; the caption reads, “Am I out of touch?” In the bottom panel, he faces forward with a stern, resigned expression; the caption reads, “No, it’s the children who are wrong.” Buildings, clouds, and a spiderweb are visible outside the window in both panels. A two-panel image from *The Simpsons* featuring Principal Seymour Skinner standing by an open window against a blue sky. In the top panel, Skinner wears a gray suit, purple shirt, and red tie, rests one hand against his chin, and looks thoughtful; the caption reads, “Am I out of touch?” In the bottom panel, he faces forward with a stern, resigned expression; the caption reads, “No, it’s the children who are wrong.” Buildings, clouds, and a spiderweb are visible outside the window in both panels.
A black-and-white four-panel comic in the style of Sarah Andersen, with thin hand-drawn borders. In the top-left panel, a bespectacled, messy-haired person in a striped shirt stands on a gray ledge; the text reads “MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY,” with a downward arrow beside them. The top-right panel shows the continuation of the scene, with the edge of a dark figure entering from the left, an equals sign near the upper left, and another gray ledge along the bottom. In the bottom-left panel, a large curved figure or limb moves down from the upper left toward the ledge, accompanied by the sound effect “HUP.” The bottom-right panel shows the striped-shirt character tumbling into a crowded pile of Halloween-themed objects, including round pumpkin-like shapes and decorations; the word “HALLOWEEN” is written diagonally near the upper left. The artist’s credit “© Sarah Andersen” appears along the bottom. A black-and-white four-panel comic in the style of Sarah Andersen, with thin hand-drawn borders. In the top-left panel, a bespectacled, messy-haired person in a striped shirt stands on a gray ledge; the text reads “MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY,” with a downward arrow beside them. The top-right panel shows the continuation of the scene, with the edge of a dark figure entering from the left, an equals sign near the upper left, and another gray ledge along the bottom. In the bottom-left panel, a large curved figure or limb moves down from the upper left toward the ledge, accompanied by the sound effect “HUP.” The bottom-right panel shows the striped-shirt character tumbling into a crowded pile of Halloween-themed objects, including round pumpkin-like shapes and decorations; the word “HALLOWEEN” is written diagonally near the upper left. The artist’s credit “© Sarah Andersen” appears along the bottom.
The upper portion is a Windows-style setup dialog titled “Setup,” with a small computer-and-disc icon and the message “The wizard will now install your software.” Below it are the buttons “Next >” and “Cancel,” with a red close button marked “X” in the upper-right corner. The lower portion is a cartoon scene of a white-bearded wizard wearing a blue, star-patterned pointed hat and burgundy robe, seated in a dark green armchair and looking down at a gray Apple laptop on his lap; he wears a headset with a microphone. The room has a brown wall, a framed landscape picture with a yellow sun and two flowers, and a wooden floor. The watermark “@Eliphhas” appears near the bottom. The upper portion is a Windows-style setup dialog titled “Setup,” with a small computer-and-disc icon and the message “The wizard will now install your software.” Below it are the buttons “Next >” and “Cancel,” with a red close button marked “X” in the upper-right corner. The lower portion is a cartoon scene of a white-bearded wizard wearing a blue, star-patterned pointed hat and burgundy robe, seated in a dark green armchair and looking down at a gray Apple laptop on his lap; he wears a headset with a microphone. The room has a brown wall, a framed landscape picture with a yellow sun and two flowers, and a wooden floor. The watermark “@Eliphhas” appears near the bottom.
White meme image with the caption “Classical physics: Go through these slits like a particle” at the top and “Electron:” beneath it. Below the labels is a still of an older white man with gray hair, wearing a tan jacket over a checkered shirt, looking forward with a tight-lipped, skeptical expression; the bottom of the image has the overlaid text “No, I don’t think I will”. This uses the recognizable “No, I don’t think I will” reaction-image meme template. White meme image with the caption “Classical physics: Go through these slits like a particle” at the top and “Electron:” beneath it. Below the labels is a still of an older white man with gray hair, wearing a tan jacket over a checkered shirt, looking forward with a tight-lipped, skeptical expression; the bottom of the image has the overlaid text “No, I don’t think I will”. This uses the recognizable “No, I don’t think I will” reaction-image meme template.
A four-panel meme from a Harry Potter scene shows Harry Potter and Albus Dumbledore in a green-lit setting. In the first panel, Harry is in left profile facing Dumbledore, who leans back with his eyes partly closed; the text on the right reads, “Harry, there will come a time when you must choose between what is hard and what is easy.” In the second panel, Harry looks toward Dumbledore from the left while Dumbledore faces right; the text reads, “Harry, can I tell you a secret?” In the third panel, Harry faces the viewer with a subdued expression while the back of Dumbledore’s head is visible on the right; the text at lower left reads, “Yes, professor.” In the fourth panel, Harry is again in left profile beside Dumbledore, who looks toward the viewer; the text on the right reads, “I’m both. Right now.” A four-panel meme from a Harry Potter scene shows Harry Potter and Albus Dumbledore in a green-lit setting. In the first panel, Harry is in left profile facing Dumbledore, who leans back with his eyes partly closed; the text on the right reads, “Harry, there will come a time when you must choose between what is hard and what is easy.” In the second panel, Harry looks toward Dumbledore from the left while Dumbledore faces right; the text reads, “Harry, can I tell you a secret?” In the third panel, Harry faces the viewer with a subdued expression while the back of Dumbledore’s head is visible on the right; the text at lower left reads, “Yes, professor.” In the fourth panel, Harry is again in left profile beside Dumbledore, who looks toward the viewer; the text on the right reads, “I’m both. Right now.”
A stylized map of the United States is headed “DANGER PRESENTED BY OHIO.” Ohio is colored dark red, with nearby Midwestern and Eastern states shaded orange and tan, while a broad area around them is bright yellow; the western states and parts of the far Northeast are gray. A small inset map of Alaska and Hawaii appears at the lower left. At right, a legend labels the colors: dark red, “You are in Ohio”; orange, “Invasion at any time”; yellow, “You are not safe”; pale yellow, “Time enough to hug your loved ones”; and gray, “Illusion of safety.” A stylized map of the United States is headed “DANGER PRESENTED BY OHIO.” Ohio is colored dark red, with nearby Midwestern and Eastern states shaded orange and tan, while a broad area around them is bright yellow; the western states and parts of the far Northeast are gray. A small inset map of Alaska and Hawaii appears at the lower left. At right, a legend labels the colors: dark red, “You are in Ohio”; orange, “Invasion at any time”; yellow, “You are not safe”; pale yellow, “Time enough to hug your loved ones”; and gray, “Illusion of safety.”
A square meme with a blurry, cream-colored opossum or rodent-like animal sitting on a dark pavement-like surface in the center, facing left with its mouth open and one paw raised near a black-and-white circular object. Large stylized text overlays the scene: “Sorry i was” across the top in white and red-shadowed letters, “vulnerable with you” below it in blue, and “do you still think” followed by “i’m hot?” in large blue letters across the lower half. A small white watermark appears in the bottom-left corner. A square meme with a blurry, cream-colored opossum or rodent-like animal sitting on a dark pavement-like surface in the center, facing left with its mouth open and one paw raised near a black-and-white circular object. Large stylized text overlays the scene: “Sorry i was” across the top in white and red-shadowed letters, “vulnerable with you” below it in blue, and “do you still think” followed by “i’m hot?” in large blue letters across the lower half. A small white watermark appears in the bottom-left corner.
At the top, black text reads “born to explore the woods” and “forced to reset passwords.” Below, a medieval-fantasy-style illustration shows a badger standing in profile on a rocky outcrop, facing left. The badger wears a tall, floppy black pointed hat and a long dark-green patterned cloak, and holds a wooden staff in one paw. Behind it is a mountainous, forested landscape beneath a bright yellow sunburst and blue sky. At the top, black text reads “born to explore the woods” and “forced to reset passwords.” Below, a medieval-fantasy-style illustration shows a badger standing in profile on a rocky outcrop, facing left. The badger wears a tall, floppy black pointed hat and a long dark-green patterned cloak, and holds a wooden staff in one paw. Behind it is a mountainous, forested landscape beneath a bright yellow sunburst and blue sky.
A black-background screenshot of an X.com post. At the top left is a circular avatar of an animated white-haired character, beside the name “Patricia Cornmaze” and handle “@oohweehuman”; “X.com” appears at the upper right. The main post reads: “A guy sent me a dick pic once through email and it was like a 12 MP JPEG rendered at full size. I saw details on there I haven’t even seen on my own dick.” Below it is a rounded rectangular quoted post with a dark anime-style avatar, the name “twix,” handle “@daytwinking,” and “· 2d.” The quoted text reads: “the issue of being into men is that most of them take nudes like a found footage horror”. At the bottom, the metadata reads “5:36 AM · 9/11/26 · 191K Views”. A black-background screenshot of an X.com post. At the top left is a circular avatar of an animated white-haired character, beside the name “Patricia Cornmaze” and handle “@oohweehuman”; “X.com” appears at the upper right. The main post reads: “A guy sent me a dick pic once through email and it was like a 12 MP JPEG rendered at full size. I saw details on there I haven’t even seen on my own dick.” Below it is a rounded rectangular quoted post with a dark anime-style avatar, the name “twix,” handle “@daytwinking,” and “· 2d.” The quoted text reads: “the issue of being into men is that most of them take nudes like a found footage horror”. At the bottom, the metadata reads “5:36 AM · 9/11/26 · 191K Views”.
Top text reads, “Tested positive for straight up not having a good time bro.” Below it, a close-up photograph shows a fluffy gray-and-white opossum sitting in grass beside a tree and in front of a wooden fence. The opossum faces the camera with its mouth wide open, showing pink gums and teeth, its nose raised, whiskers spread, and dark ears angled outward. Clovers and other plants surround it. Top text reads, “Tested positive for straight up not having a good time bro.” Below it, a close-up photograph shows a fluffy gray-and-white opossum sitting in grass beside a tree and in front of a wooden fence. The opossum faces the camera with its mouth wide open, showing pink gums and teeth, its nose raised, whiskers spread, and dark ears angled outward. Clovers and other plants surround it.
A three-panel screenshot from *Brooklyn Nine-Nine* arranged in a two-by-two layout, with the bottom panel spanning the full width. In the upper-left panel, a brown-haired woman in a tan cardigan sits at a table and looks toward someone offscreen; the caption reads, “You want me to spill the beans?” In the upper-right panel, a bald Black man wearing glasses and a white police uniform raises one hand near his face and looks concerned; the caption reads, “Why would you ever intentionally spill the beans?” In the wide bottom panel, the same man in uniform looks downward while gesturing with one hand; the caption reads, “They're one of nature's most densely packed protein sources and they remain unsullied by flavour.” A three-panel screenshot from *Brooklyn Nine-Nine* arranged in a two-by-two layout, with the bottom panel spanning the full width. In the upper-left panel, a brown-haired woman in a tan cardigan sits at a table and looks toward someone offscreen; the caption reads, “You want me to spill the beans?” In the upper-right panel, a bald Black man wearing glasses and a white police uniform raises one hand near his face and looks concerned; the caption reads, “Why would you ever intentionally spill the beans?” In the wide bottom panel, the same man in uniform looks downward while gesturing with one hand; the caption reads, “They're one of nature's most densely packed protein sources and they remain unsullied by flavour.”
At the top, black text on a white background reads, “Me when people try to talk to me about mundane ish like celebrities and sports:”. Below it, a pale woman with long black hair, heavy dark eye makeup, and a black cloak stands in an ornate room, raising her left hand with her fingers spread and looking forward with a stern, aloof expression. White text across the bottom reads, “These trivialities demean me. I must away and tend to my ravens.” A faint watermark appears in the upper-right corner. At the top, black text on a white background reads, “Me when people try to talk to me about mundane ish like celebrities and sports:”. Below it, a pale woman with long black hair, heavy dark eye makeup, and a black cloak stands in an ornate room, raising her left hand with her fingers spread and looking forward with a stern, aloof expression. White text across the bottom reads, “These trivialities demean me. I must away and tend to my ravens.” A faint watermark appears in the upper-right corner.
At the top, bold black text reads, “Really? Right in front of my OSHA HANDBOOK?” Below it is a simple black-outlined cartoon figure wearing a bright yellow hard hat, with narrowed eyes and a flat, stern mouth. The figure holds an orange-and-yellow object in one hand and a booklet labeled “OSHA” in the other; the booklet’s smaller text reads “Construction Safety,” with small photographic panels on its cover. At the top, bold black text reads, “Really? Right in front of my OSHA HANDBOOK?” Below it is a simple black-outlined cartoon figure wearing a bright yellow hard hat, with narrowed eyes and a flat, stern mouth. The figure holds an orange-and-yellow object in one hand and a booklet labeled “OSHA” in the other; the booklet’s smaller text reads “Construction Safety,” with small photographic panels on its cover.
At the top, bold black text on a white background reads exactly, **"He war hammered across the room fourtythousandly"**. Below it is a grainy black-and-white photograph of a person seated at a desk, shown mostly in silhouette in profile while holding a smoking pipe or cigarette near their mouth and typing on a typewriter. Their hands rest on the keys; a desk lamp shines brightly over the typewriter, with papers and other desk items nearby. At the top, bold black text on a white background reads exactly, **"He war hammered across the room fourtythousandly"**. Below it is a grainy black-and-white photograph of a person seated at a desk, shown mostly in silhouette in profile while holding a smoking pipe or cigarette near their mouth and typing on a typewriter. Their hands rest on the keys; a desk lamp shines brightly over the typewriter, with papers and other desk items nearby.
A close-up of the “Doge” Shiba Inu meme template shows a tan-and-white dog facing the camera indoors, with dark eyes, a black nose, and a neutral, slightly skeptical expression; large windows and a glass railing are visible in the background. Large white text with black outlines at the top reads, “Interesting opinion, but”. Multiple lines of white text with black outlines across the bottom read, “Don't care + Didn't ask + Cope + Seethe + Pound Sand + Dilate + Go tell Reddit + Log off + I'm faster and stronger than you + I rejected your mom's advances + Touch grass + It never happened + Ratio'd + You're what 0 pussy does to a MF + Screencapped your BIO + Kick rocks + I can smell your stench from here + You're going in my cringe compilation”. A close-up of the “Doge” Shiba Inu meme template shows a tan-and-white dog facing the camera indoors, with dark eyes, a black nose, and a neutral, slightly skeptical expression; large windows and a glass railing are visible in the background. Large white text with black outlines at the top reads, “Interesting opinion, but”. Multiple lines of white text with black outlines across the bottom read, “Don't care + Didn't ask + Cope + Seethe + Pound Sand + Dilate + Go tell Reddit + Log off + I'm faster and stronger than you + I rejected your mom's advances + Touch grass + It never happened + Ratio'd + You're what 0 pussy does to a MF + Screencapped your BIO + Kick rocks + I can smell your stench from here + You're going in my cringe compilation”.
A custom meme uses a dark underwater photograph of a grotesque hybrid creature centered in the frame, with a cow-like head and body covered in reddish, textured skin, large eyes, and numerous octopus tentacles lined with pale suction cups curling around it and extending into the foreground. Large bold white uppercase text appears across the top: “WHAT DO YOU GET / WHEN YOU CROSS A / COW WITH AN / OCTOPUS?” More bold white uppercase text fills the lower portion: “A VISIT FROM THE / ETHICS COMMITTEE / AND IMMEDIATE / WITHDRAWAL OF / YOUR FUNDING”. A custom meme uses a dark underwater photograph of a grotesque hybrid creature centered in the frame, with a cow-like head and body covered in reddish, textured skin, large eyes, and numerous octopus tentacles lined with pale suction cups curling around it and extending into the foreground. Large bold white uppercase text appears across the top: “WHAT DO YOU GET / WHEN YOU CROSS A / COW WITH AN / OCTOPUS?” More bold white uppercase text fills the lower portion: “A VISIT FROM THE / ETHICS COMMITTEE / AND IMMEDIATE / WITHDRAWAL OF / YOUR FUNDING”.
In a dimly lit museum gallery, an older woman with shoulder-length gray hair and glasses stands centered in front of a tall wooden display cabinet, facing the camera with her mouth open as if speaking and her hands clasped at her waist. She wears a dark cardigan over a green patterned dress and black shoes. Other wooden display cases, framed paintings, and exhibits line the room. White caption text at the bottom reads, “Chat,”. This meme is a video; captions are not available. 1:25
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A black square background contains large centered white text in five lines: “You just gotta / keep weirding / people out until / you accidentally / weird one in”. A black square background contains large centered white text in five lines: “You just gotta / keep weirding / people out until / you accidentally / weird one in”.
A close-up photograph of multicolored gummy bears fills the frame, with large white uppercase text overlaid on the left and center reading: “I HOPE THAT WHEN I INEVITABLY CHOKE TO DEATH ON GUMMY BEARS, PEOPLE WILL JUST SAY I WAS "KILLED BY BEARS" AND LEAVE IT AT THAT”. A close-up photograph of multicolored gummy bears fills the frame, with large white uppercase text overlaid on the left and center reading: “I HOPE THAT WHEN I INEVITABLY CHOKE TO DEATH ON GUMMY BEARS, PEOPLE WILL JUST SAY I WAS "KILLED BY BEARS" AND LEAVE IT AT THAT”.
A screenshot of two stacked text posts on a white background. The top post has a blue square profile icon, the username “mug-of-beans,” a blue “Follow” label, and the date “Dec 16, 2024,” with a three-dot menu at upper right. Its text reads: “The old magic persists thanks to it’s unfathomable power.” Below it: “No, the old magic persists because the new magic can’t run the legacy spells I need to do my job, and keeps trying to install spirits I don’t want or need onto my orb.” A horizontal divider separates it from the second post, which has a small dark profile image with a bright pink-and-white light, the username “aqueerkettleoffish,” a purple paw-print icon, the date “Mar 4,” and another three-dot menu. Its text reads: “Look, if the new magic didn’t have a personality construct that kept trying to tell me which spells to use, maybe I wouldn’t still be using the old magic.” A screenshot of two stacked text posts on a white background. The top post has a blue square profile icon, the username “mug-of-beans,” a blue “Follow” label, and the date “Dec 16, 2024,” with a three-dot menu at upper right. Its text reads: “The old magic persists thanks to it’s unfathomable power.” Below it: “No, the old magic persists because the new magic can’t run the legacy spells I need to do my job, and keeps trying to install spirits I don’t want or need onto my orb.” A horizontal divider separates it from the second post, which has a small dark profile image with a bright pink-and-white light, the username “aqueerkettleoffish,” a purple paw-print icon, the date “Mar 4,” and another three-dot menu. Its text reads: “Look, if the new magic didn’t have a personality construct that kept trying to tell me which spells to use, maybe I wouldn’t still be using the old magic.”
A parody of the periodic table fills the image, with a peach background, thick magenta borders, and pastel-colored element cells. Across the top are the labels “Group 1”, “2”, “3”, “4”, “5”, “6”, “7”, and “0”; down the left are “Row”, “1”, “2”, “3”, “4”, “5”, and “6”. The large central heading reads “Transitional Elements”. The upper-left cells read “Li” and “lithium”, “Wd” and “wood”, “Na” and “sodium”, and “Mg” and “magnesium”. The central and right-hand rows contain cells labeled “Mr” “man”, “Ti” “titanium”, “Ng” “nothing”, “Cr” “chromium”, “Mn” “manganese”, “Fe” “iron de havilland”, “Co” “cobalt”, “Ni” “nickle”, “Ag” “silver”, “Zn” “zinc”, “Cu” “copper”, “Xm” “christmas”, “As” “arsenic”, “Hi” “hello”, “Br” “bromine”, “Kr” “kryptonite”, “Fo” “formyainstance”, “Sr” “strontium”, “Y” “yttrium”, “Zr” “zirconium”, “To” “toronto”, “Mo” “molybdenum”, “Mngm” “manganesium”, “Mz” “marzipan”, “Rh” “rhodium”, “I-Ca” “I-calcium”, “Au” “gold”, “Cd” “cadmium”, “In” “indium”, “Sn” “tin”, “Rd” “red”, “H2O” “water”, “I” “iodine”, “Xe” “xenon”, “Cs” “caesium”, “Ba” “barium”, “La” “lanthanum”, “Mu” “music”, “Dy” “dysprosium”, “W” “tungsten”, “Sg” “segmonin (thomason’s oil)”, “Tg” “tungsten”, “Wx” “wax”, “Pt” “platinum”, “fAu” “fools gold”, “Hg” “mercury”, “Po” “podium”, “Pb” “lead”, “Bi” “bismuth”, “Hj” “henhenjamib”, “G” “goo”, and “Rn” “radon”. The far-left lower cells read “Fr” “france”, “Ra” “radium”, and “Lt” “light”. A separate two-row block at the bottom, connected by a dotted magenta line, contains “La” “lambert”, “Pr” “pre-sodium”, “Mt” “malt”, “Pm” “promethium”, “Bu” “business”, “Rb” “rhubarb”, “Cd” “custard”, “F” “flourine”, “Od” “odium”, “Do” “docherty”, “Er” “erbium”, “Ro” “rodeo”, “Ty” “thankium”, “Eu” “europium”, “Jz” “jazz”, “A” “atom”, “U” “uranium”, “Np” “neptunium”, “Pu” “plutonium”, “Gu” “goofinium”, “Am” “americium”, “Cm” “curium”, “Te” “tedium”, “Es” “einsteinium”, “Wi” “wine”, “Tc” “technetium”, “Lu” “lavender”, and “Bf” “beef”; the cells also contain small atomic-number-like numerals. Hydrogen appears separately near the top as “H” and “hydrogen”, and helium appears at the upper right as “He” and “helium”. A parody of the periodic table fills the image, with a peach background, thick magenta borders, and pastel-colored element cells. Across the top are the labels “Group 1”, “2”, “3”, “4”, “5”, “6”, “7”, and “0”; down the left are “Row”, “1”, “2”, “3”, “4”, “5”, and “6”. The large central heading reads “Transitional Elements”. The upper-left cells read “Li” and “lithium”, “Wd” and “wood”, “Na” and “sodium”, and “Mg” and “magnesium”. The central and right-hand rows contain cells labeled “Mr” “man”, “Ti” “titanium”, “Ng” “nothing”, “Cr” “chromium”, “Mn” “manganese”, “Fe” “iron de havilland”, “Co” “cobalt”, “Ni” “nickle”, “Ag” “silver”, “Zn” “zinc”, “Cu” “copper”, “Xm” “christmas”, “As” “arsenic”, “Hi” “hello”, “Br” “bromine”, “Kr” “kryptonite”, “Fo” “formyainstance”, “Sr” “strontium”, “Y” “yttrium”, “Zr” “zirconium”, “To” “toronto”, “Mo” “molybdenum”, “Mngm” “manganesium”, “Mz” “marzipan”, “Rh” “rhodium”, “I-Ca” “I-calcium”, “Au” “gold”, “Cd” “cadmium”, “In” “indium”, “Sn” “tin”, “Rd” “red”, “H2O” “water”, “I” “iodine”, “Xe” “xenon”, “Cs” “caesium”, “Ba” “barium”, “La” “lanthanum”, “Mu” “music”, “Dy” “dysprosium”, “W” “tungsten”, “Sg” “segmonin (thomason’s oil)”, “Tg” “tungsten”, “Wx” “wax”, “Pt” “platinum”, “fAu” “fools gold”, “Hg” “mercury”, “Po” “podium”, “Pb” “lead”, “Bi” “bismuth”, “Hj” “henhenjamib”, “G” “goo”, and “Rn” “radon”. The far-left lower cells read “Fr” “france”, “Ra” “radium”, and “Lt” “light”. A separate two-row block at the bottom, connected by a dotted magenta line, contains “La” “lambert”, “Pr” “pre-sodium”, “Mt” “malt”, “Pm” “promethium”, “Bu” “business”, “Rb” “rhubarb”, “Cd” “custard”, “F” “flourine”, “Od” “odium”, “Do” “docherty”, “Er” “erbium”, “Ro” “rodeo”, “Ty” “thankium”, “Eu” “europium”, “Jz” “jazz”, “A” “atom”, “U” “uranium”, “Np” “neptunium”, “Pu” “plutonium”, “Gu” “goofinium”, “Am” “americium”, “Cm” “curium”, “Te” “tedium”, “Es” “einsteinium”, “Wi” “wine”, “Tc” “technetium”, “Lu” “lavender”, and “Bf” “beef”; the cells also contain small atomic-number-like numerals. Hydrogen appears separately near the top as “H” and “hydrogen”, and helium appears at the upper right as “He” and “helium”.
A colorful, heavily stylized illustration shows a rural landscape with fenced fields, rolling hills, a red tractor, and a bright orange-yellow sky. A giant floating creature resembling a human brain fused with an octopus towers over the scene, with a large veined brain-shaped upper body and numerous long tentacles trailing downward and curling outward. In the upper-left, a red cloud-shaped speech bubble contains the text “This would be the perfect spot for a” in pale yellow letters, followed by “DOLLAR GENERAL” in black capital letters inside a yellow rectangular label with a red border. A colorful, heavily stylized illustration shows a rural landscape with fenced fields, rolling hills, a red tractor, and a bright orange-yellow sky. A giant floating creature resembling a human brain fused with an octopus towers over the scene, with a large veined brain-shaped upper body and numerous long tentacles trailing downward and curling outward. In the upper-left, a red cloud-shaped speech bubble contains the text “This would be the perfect spot for a” in pale yellow letters, followed by “DOLLAR GENERAL” in black capital letters inside a yellow rectangular label with a red border.
A vertically stacked social-media text thread appears on a white background, with three usernames or account labels obscured by broad yellow, blue, red, and green scribbles. The top post reads: “If Cthulhu can be summoned by humans who are so far beneath it, why can’t humans be summoned by ants? The answer is they should be.” A reply beneath the blue obscured label reads: “Well if a bunch of ants formed a circle in my house I’d certainly notice, try to figure out where they’d all come from, and possibly wreak destruction there.” A reply beneath the red obscured label reads: “That’s why knowing and correctly pronouncing the true name is so important to the ritual. Imagine how impossible it would be to not go take a look if the circle of ants started chanting your name. And they’re like, you can’t leave because we drew a line made of tiny crystals - now you have to do us a favor. And you’re like, let’s just see where this goes “yup, you got me… what’s the favor?” and usually the favor is like, “kill this one ant for us” or “give me a pile of sugar” and you’re like… okay? and you do, because why not, it isn’t hard for you and boy is this going to be a fucking story to tell, these fucking ants chanting your name and wanting a spoonful of sugar or whatever. And SOMEtimes you get asked for things you can’t really do, one of them, she’s like, “I love this ant but she won’t pay any attention to me, make me important to her” and you’re like… um? how? So you just kill every ant in the colony except the two of them, ta-da! problem solved. and the first ant is like “horrified whisper” “what have I done””. Beneath the green obscured label, the final reply reads: “This is the best explanation for higher powers I’ve ever really heard.” A vertically stacked social-media text thread appears on a white background, with three usernames or account labels obscured by broad yellow, blue, red, and green scribbles. The top post reads: “If Cthulhu can be summoned by humans who are so far beneath it, why can’t humans be summoned by ants? The answer is they should be.” A reply beneath the blue obscured label reads: “Well if a bunch of ants formed a circle in my house I’d certainly notice, try to figure out where they’d all come from, and possibly wreak destruction there.” A reply beneath the red obscured label reads: “That’s why knowing and correctly pronouncing the true name is so important to the ritual. Imagine how impossible it would be to not go take a look if the circle of ants started chanting your name. And they’re like, you can’t leave because we drew a line made of tiny crystals - now you have to do us a favor. And you’re like, let’s just see where this goes “yup, you got me… what’s the favor?” and usually the favor is like, “kill this one ant for us” or “give me a pile of sugar” and you’re like… okay? and you do, because why not, it isn’t hard for you and boy is this going to be a fucking story to tell, these fucking ants chanting your name and wanting a spoonful of sugar or whatever. And SOMEtimes you get asked for things you can’t really do, one of them, she’s like, “I love this ant but she won’t pay any attention to me, make me important to her” and you’re like… um? how? So you just kill every ant in the colony except the two of them, ta-da! problem solved. and the first ant is like “horrified whisper” “what have I done””. Beneath the green obscured label, the final reply reads: “This is the best explanation for higher powers I’ve ever really heard.”
A four-panel film still meme, with white borders separating the panels. In the first three panels, a light-skinned woman with wavy light-brown hair sits in a lecture hall and speaks toward someone off-screen, shifting from a neutral, intent expression to a wide, toothy smile and then an open-mouthed expression while looking downward; yellow captions read, “You think it's cool to hate things.”, “And it's not. It's boring.”, and “Talk about what you love,”. In the fourth panel, a dark-haired, bearded man in a plaid shirt faces her with a startled, concerned expression, while part of the woman’s hair is visible at left; the yellow caption reads, “and keep quiet about what you don't.” A four-panel film still meme, with white borders separating the panels. In the first three panels, a light-skinned woman with wavy light-brown hair sits in a lecture hall and speaks toward someone off-screen, shifting from a neutral, intent expression to a wide, toothy smile and then an open-mouthed expression while looking downward; yellow captions read, “You think it's cool to hate things.”, “And it's not. It's boring.”, and “Talk about what you love,”. In the fourth panel, a dark-haired, bearded man in a plaid shirt faces her with a startled, concerned expression, while part of the woman’s hair is visible at left; the yellow caption reads, “and keep quiet about what you don't.”
A yellow-orange Western Union telegram form fills the image, with printed boxes and small form text along the top and the large heading “WESTERN UNION” above “TELEGRAM” in the center. In the lower half, a typed message appears in two lines: “FUCK YOU” and “STRONG LETTER TO FOLLOW.” A yellow-orange Western Union telegram form fills the image, with printed boxes and small form text along the top and the large heading “WESTERN UNION” above “TELEGRAM” in the center. In the lower half, a typed message appears in two lines: “FUCK YOU” and “STRONG LETTER TO FOLLOW.”
On a pale cream background, large pink text at the top reads, “Growth is exhausting. Go feral instead. Make it everyone’s problem. Blame the moon. Thrive.” The words “feral” and “Thrive.” appear in pink lettering inside dark purple rounded rectangles. Below the text, a gray-purple raccoon-like animal stands on a small mound with its head raised and mouth wide open, showing teeth and a pink tongue as if howling. Pink and dark purple zigzag marks and curved strokes around it suggest loud vocalizing and movement. A small outlined watermark near the animal’s front foot reads “MEESE Creates.” On a pale cream background, large pink text at the top reads, “Growth is exhausting. Go feral instead. Make it everyone’s problem. Blame the moon. Thrive.” The words “feral” and “Thrive.” appear in pink lettering inside dark purple rounded rectangles. Below the text, a gray-purple raccoon-like animal stands on a small mound with its head raised and mouth wide open, showing teeth and a pink tongue as if howling. Pink and dark purple zigzag marks and curved strokes around it suggest loud vocalizing and movement. A small outlined watermark near the animal’s front foot reads “MEESE Creates.”
A two-panel black-and-white comic illustration separated by a vertical black line. In both panels, a shaggy, birdlike reptilian or dinosaur-like creature with a long pointed snout, jagged crest, and one bright red eye faces right, beside a large raised hand or forelimb. In the left panel, a speech bubble above the creature reads “BUH...”; in the right panel, the creature and raised limb are in a similar position, while the speech bubble reads “GOK!”. A two-panel black-and-white comic illustration separated by a vertical black line. In both panels, a shaggy, birdlike reptilian or dinosaur-like creature with a long pointed snout, jagged crest, and one bright red eye faces right, beside a large raised hand or forelimb. In the left panel, a speech bubble above the creature reads “BUH...”; in the right panel, the creature and raised limb are in a similar position, while the speech bubble reads “GOK!”.
A dark social-media post screenshot has a circular, shadowy profile picture at the upper left, the username “opiates” in purple, a rounded “Follow” button near the upper right, and a purple three-dot menu icon. Below, large purple text reads: “cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling” with the text arranged across three lines. A dark social-media post screenshot has a circular, shadowy profile picture at the upper left, the username “opiates” in purple, a rounded “Follow” button near the upper right, and a purple three-dot menu icon. Below, large purple text reads: “cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling” with the text arranged across three lines.
At the top, large text reads, “Showing results for That one tiger from zootopia who would treat me right,” with “right” in bold italics. Below, inside a sunlit train carriage, an anthropomorphic tiger in a dark red sweater and blue pants sits on the right, holding a sheet of paper and looking toward the left. A small long-eared rabbit sits on the seat near the center, holding a smaller animal in its lap. A blurred passenger is visible in the left foreground, and train windows and hanging hand straps fill the background. Gray circular interface icons partially cover the upper-left and upper-right corners. At the top, large text reads, “Showing results for That one tiger from zootopia who would treat me right,” with “right” in bold italics. Below, inside a sunlit train carriage, an anthropomorphic tiger in a dark red sweater and blue pants sits on the right, holding a sheet of paper and looking toward the left. A small long-eared rabbit sits on the seat near the center, holding a smaller animal in its lap. A blurred passenger is visible in the left foreground, and train windows and hanging hand straps fill the background. Gray circular interface icons partially cover the upper-left and upper-right corners.
A parody advertisement-style graphic with a light blue background. In the upper-left corner, an orange banner reads “NEW!” in large cream-colored letters with black outlines. Large white text with black shadowing on the left reads “CORN” on the first line, “ON THE” on the second, and “ORB” on the third. On the right is a close-up photo of a round yellow ear of corn, shaped like a sphere, with its kernels arranged in curved rows. Along the bottom, blue italic script in quotation marks reads “It’s round now!” A parody advertisement-style graphic with a light blue background. In the upper-left corner, an orange banner reads “NEW!” in large cream-colored letters with black outlines. Large white text with black shadowing on the left reads “CORN” on the first line, “ON THE” on the second, and “ORB” on the third. On the right is a close-up photo of a round yellow ear of corn, shaped like a sphere, with its kernels arranged in curved rows. Along the bottom, blue italic script in quotation marks reads “It’s round now!”
At the top, black text on a white background reads, “If your party isn't this lit, don't bother inviting me”. Below it, a grainy photo shows a person standing on a dimly lit stage and playing an accordion, with a keyboard on a stand at left, a microphone stand in front, and other musical equipment at right. Two cats stand upright on their hind legs in the foreground, facing the accordion player with their front paws raised as if dancing. At the top, black text on a white background reads, “If your party isn't this lit, don't bother inviting me”. Below it, a grainy photo shows a person standing on a dimly lit stage and playing an accordion, with a keyboard on a stand at left, a microphone stand in front, and other musical equipment at right. Two cats stand upright on their hind legs in the foreground, facing the accordion player with their front paws raised as if dancing.
A dark blue-tinted still shows a pale woman with long, voluminous black hair reclining on an ornate, wing-backed chair or couch. She wears a white off-the-shoulder dress and necklace, faces the camera with a serious, unsmiling expression, and rests one arm along the seat while her other hand hangs over the front edge. Centered across the lower half in large white text with a dark outline are the words: “If they want to paint you as the villain, then pose.” A semi-transparent watermark reading “The Frog Image” appears near the lower right. A dark blue-tinted still shows a pale woman with long, voluminous black hair reclining on an ornate, wing-backed chair or couch. She wears a white off-the-shoulder dress and necklace, faces the camera with a serious, unsmiling expression, and rests one arm along the seat while her other hand hangs over the front edge. Centered across the lower half in large white text with a dark outline are the words: “If they want to paint you as the villain, then pose.” A semi-transparent watermark reading “The Frog Image” appears near the lower right.
A close-up of a posted sign shows a large red prohibition circle and diagonal slash over black line drawings of two hands and three fish. Beneath it, the sign reads “請勿放生” and “Do not animals,” followed by “台灣大學”; part of another sign is cropped at the right edge, with partial text including “請勿,” “No,” and “製.” The bottom of the screenshot includes the URL “i.imgur.com/2GMPVqM.jpg,” an underlined username “chicago:”, and the caption “oh i think i will animals”. A close-up of a posted sign shows a large red prohibition circle and diagonal slash over black line drawings of two hands and three fish. Beneath it, the sign reads “請勿放生” and “Do not animals,” followed by “台灣大學”; part of another sign is cropped at the right edge, with partial text including “請勿,” “No,” and “製.” The bottom of the screenshot includes the URL “i.imgur.com/2GMPVqM.jpg,” an underlined username “chicago:”, and the caption “oh i think i will animals”.
A hand-drawn, three-panel comic with one wide panel across the top and two smaller panels beneath it. In the top panel, two young men face each other: the man on the left wears a jacket and tie and holds out a narrow glass pipe or tube, while the man on the right holds the other end or a small object; the caption above them reads, “have you ever even done drugs?” and the man on the right says, “So many.” In the bottom-left panel, the right-hand man holds the tube near his mouth and appears to inhale from it. In the bottom-right panel, he tilts his head back and drinks from the tube as liquid pours toward his mouth; the text above him reads, “sip”. Small text at the lower left reads, “Source: hwardius”. A hand-drawn, three-panel comic with one wide panel across the top and two smaller panels beneath it. In the top panel, two young men face each other: the man on the left wears a jacket and tie and holds out a narrow glass pipe or tube, while the man on the right holds the other end or a small object; the caption above them reads, “have you ever even done drugs?” and the man on the right says, “So many.” In the bottom-left panel, the right-hand man holds the tube near his mouth and appears to inhale from it. In the bottom-right panel, he tilts his head back and drinks from the tube as liquid pours toward his mouth; the text above him reads, “sip”. Small text at the lower left reads, “Source: hwardius”.
A white-background social-media post shows a small circular, blurry portrait at the upper left, with the name “Will Donnelly” and handle “@Will_Donnelly” beside it. Below, the post reads: “To Whom It May Concern,” followed by “-boring,” “-cliche,” and “-devoid of real meaning.” Farther down, it reads: “To Whom It’s About to Concern,” followed by “-exciting,” “-innovative,” and “-a call to action.” A white-background social-media post shows a small circular, blurry portrait at the upper left, with the name “Will Donnelly” and handle “@Will_Donnelly” beside it. Below, the post reads: “To Whom It May Concern,” followed by “-boring,” “-cliche,” and “-devoid of real meaning.” Farther down, it reads: “To Whom It’s About to Concern,” followed by “-exciting,” “-innovative,” and “-a call to action.”
A poster-style cartoon is divided into a yellow upper panel and a blue-and-sandy lower scene, surrounded by a black border. The upper panel has large bold text reading “STOP THEM!” and, beneath it, “You missed your chance, pal!” with a white burst at the upper right. In the lower scene, several long spears or harpoons point toward a large crocodile-like creature emerging from the water onto the sand; its tail remains in the water, and a pale hand reaches from the left toward its head. Reeds grow from the water in the background. Labels in the scene read “Their filthy Water” over the water and “Our blessed Ground” over the sand. Along the bottom, the text reads “If you see a Horrid Beast evolving,” followed by the large bold command “PUSH IT BACK IN”. A poster-style cartoon is divided into a yellow upper panel and a blue-and-sandy lower scene, surrounded by a black border. The upper panel has large bold text reading “STOP THEM!” and, beneath it, “You missed your chance, pal!” with a white burst at the upper right. In the lower scene, several long spears or harpoons point toward a large crocodile-like creature emerging from the water onto the sand; its tail remains in the water, and a pale hand reaches from the left toward its head. Reeds grow from the water in the background. Labels in the scene read “Their filthy Water” over the water and “Our blessed Ground” over the sand. Along the bottom, the text reads “If you see a Horrid Beast evolving,” followed by the large bold command “PUSH IT BACK IN”.
A vintage, muted-color storybook illustration framed by a brown border shows a snowy forest with tall, bare trees on both sides and a pale blue sky. Sunlight radiates from a bright opening near the center, above two children seen from behind as they move along a snowy path; the child on the left wears a reddish coat and carries a dark umbrella, while the child on the right wears a blue coat and light-colored boots. A translucent white rounded rectangle spans the lower middle of the picture and contains the italic black text: “Born to live in a fantasy novel; forced to live in an Onion article”. A vintage, muted-color storybook illustration framed by a brown border shows a snowy forest with tall, bare trees on both sides and a pale blue sky. Sunlight radiates from a bright opening near the center, above two children seen from behind as they move along a snowy path; the child on the left wears a reddish coat and carries a dark umbrella, while the child on the right wears a blue coat and light-colored boots. A translucent white rounded rectangle spans the lower middle of the picture and contains the italic black text: “Born to live in a fantasy novel; forced to live in an Onion article”.
A hand-drawn, watercolor-style meme depicts a giant black cat looming over a snowy village, with its front paws among the rooftops. The cat faces forward with wide pale-yellow eyes, vertical black pupils, a small pink nose, long whiskers, and two small white fangs visible beneath its mouth. Below it is a winter village of clustered timber-framed houses, snow-covered roofs, winding paths, evergreen trees, and a few tiny people. At the top, handwritten text reads exactly, “Your Chances of Getting Eaten by Yule Cat are Low, but Not Zero”. A white watermark near the lower right of the cat reads “@EMI.BOZ”. A hand-drawn, watercolor-style meme depicts a giant black cat looming over a snowy village, with its front paws among the rooftops. The cat faces forward with wide pale-yellow eyes, vertical black pupils, a small pink nose, long whiskers, and two small white fangs visible beneath its mouth. Below it is a winter village of clustered timber-framed houses, snow-covered roofs, winding paths, evergreen trees, and a few tiny people. At the top, handwritten text reads exactly, “Your Chances of Getting Eaten by Yule Cat are Low, but Not Zero”. A white watermark near the lower right of the cat reads “@EMI.BOZ”.
A bright turquoise background features a large retro-style pink-and-white typographic logo. The text reads, “Now I am become Death the destroyer of worlds,” with “Death” in oversized white script-like letters and the other words in smaller white lettering. Four white four-pointed sparkle shapes decorate the design: two near the upper right and two near the lower left. A bright turquoise background features a large retro-style pink-and-white typographic logo. The text reads, “Now I am become Death the destroyer of worlds,” with “Death” in oversized white script-like letters and the other words in smaller white lettering. Four white four-pointed sparkle shapes decorate the design: two near the upper right and two near the lower left.
A full-body side view of a long-legged reddish-brown foxlike canine walking through a wooded area, with a dark mane along its back, large upright ears, a black muzzle, and black lower legs and paws. White labels with thin pointer lines identify its features: “ANATOMY OF A STILTY FOXDOG” at the top; “RADAR DISHES” with “(capable of hearing sounds from deep space)” beneath it pointing to the ears; “LUXURIOUS AUBURN LOCKS” pointing to the reddish fur on its back; “MOHAWK” pointing to the dark mane; “THIGH-HIGH BOOTS” pointing to the dark legs; “BOOP SNOOT” pointing to the nose; and “STILTS” pointing to the long legs. A full-body side view of a long-legged reddish-brown foxlike canine walking through a wooded area, with a dark mane along its back, large upright ears, a black muzzle, and black lower legs and paws. White labels with thin pointer lines identify its features: “ANATOMY OF A STILTY FOXDOG” at the top; “RADAR DISHES” with “(capable of hearing sounds from deep space)” beneath it pointing to the ears; “LUXURIOUS AUBURN LOCKS” pointing to the reddish fur on its back; “MOHAWK” pointing to the dark mane; “THIGH-HIGH BOOTS” pointing to the dark legs; “BOOP SNOOT” pointing to the nose; and “STILTS” pointing to the long legs.
Two stacked comic panels with white backgrounds and thick black borders, separated by a narrow gap. In the upper panel, a bulky yellow-armored figure with black trim, a red-visored helmet, and a white chef’s hat stands facing forward; a black insignia appears on the armor, and a large gray-bladed weapon or armored appendage extends from the left side. A speech bubble reads, “Welcome loyal citizen to: ‘Cooking with the VII. Legion’”. Another speech bubble reads, “Todays recipe: Creamy mushroom sauce with Grox”. A tall cluster of pale mushrooms is drawn along the upper-right edge, and two small seasoning containers sit at the lower right, labeled “SPICY POSER” and “SALTY MAGA”. In the lower panel, the same armored, chef-hatted figure raises a large black-edged knife beside a wicker basket, while a speech bubble reads, “Step one: Kill the mushrooms.” The basket contains two colorful creatures: a red, round, toothy creature and a green, long-snouted creature with a red spot on its head. A pale mushroom cluster appears again at the upper right, and a small container labeled “SALTY MAGA” sits near the lower-right corner. Two stacked comic panels with white backgrounds and thick black borders, separated by a narrow gap. In the upper panel, a bulky yellow-armored figure with black trim, a red-visored helmet, and a white chef’s hat stands facing forward; a black insignia appears on the armor, and a large gray-bladed weapon or armored appendage extends from the left side. A speech bubble reads, “Welcome loyal citizen to: ‘Cooking with the VII. Legion’”. Another speech bubble reads, “Todays recipe: Creamy mushroom sauce with Grox”. A tall cluster of pale mushrooms is drawn along the upper-right edge, and two small seasoning containers sit at the lower right, labeled “SPICY POSER” and “SALTY MAGA”. In the lower panel, the same armored, chef-hatted figure raises a large black-edged knife beside a wicker basket, while a speech bubble reads, “Step one: Kill the mushrooms.” The basket contains two colorful creatures: a red, round, toothy creature and a green, long-snouted creature with a red spot on its head. A pale mushroom cluster appears again at the upper right, and a small container labeled “SALTY MAGA” sits near the lower-right corner.
A Google reCAPTCHA-style challenge fills the frame. A blue header at the top reads, exactly, “Select all squares with bugs” and beneath it, “If there are none, click skip”; a black bug silhouette appears in a white box on the right. Below, a 4-by-4 grid overlays a black background filled with white and colored programming code, including visible snippets such as “function”, “return document”, “setInterval”, “clearInterval()”, and “function showInfo”. No bug silhouettes are visible in the grid. Along the bottom are circular refresh, headphones, and information icons, followed by a blue button labeled “SKIP”. A Google reCAPTCHA-style challenge fills the frame. A blue header at the top reads, exactly, “Select all squares with bugs” and beneath it, “If there are none, click skip”; a black bug silhouette appears in a white box on the right. Below, a 4-by-4 grid overlays a black background filled with white and colored programming code, including visible snippets such as “function”, “return document”, “setInterval”, “clearInterval()”, and “function showInfo”. No bug silhouettes are visible in the grid. Along the bottom are circular refresh, headphones, and information icons, followed by a blue button labeled “SKIP”.
Black-and-white cartoon on a white background, using the “Good Guy Greg”-style crudely drawn character format. At the top, text reads exactly: “Really? Right in front of” followed by bold, uppercase lines: “my GOOD SEEING EYES / THAT I NOW HAVE TO / THROW AWAY”. Below, a large hunched, eyeless cartoon figure with red veins in its narrowed, angry-looking eye area leans forward while holding a pair of round eyeglasses; the glasses have wide, watery eyes and small tears beneath them. At the lower right is a wastebasket labeled “TRASH.” Black-and-white cartoon on a white background, using the “Good Guy Greg”-style crudely drawn character format. At the top, text reads exactly: “Really? Right in front of” followed by bold, uppercase lines: “my GOOD SEEING EYES / THAT I NOW HAVE TO / THROW AWAY”. Below, a large hunched, eyeless cartoon figure with red veins in its narrowed, angry-looking eye area leans forward while holding a pair of round eyeglasses; the glasses have wide, watery eyes and small tears beneath them. At the lower right is a wastebasket labeled “TRASH.”
A seven-panel meme in a two-column layout, with six close-up panels above a wider final panel, depicts Pee-wee Herman in a gray suit and red bow tie, seated or slumped while two men in cowboy hats lean over him and hold his shoulders. The top-left panel has the caption, “Hey kid, what's your name?”; the top-right shows him looking dazed with the yellow caption, “I can't remember.” The middle-left asks, “Where you from?”; the middle-right again has the yellow caption, “I can't remember.” The bottom-left asks, “Can't you remember anything?”; the bottom-right is a close-up of Pee-wee with the yellow caption, “I remember the Alamo.” In the final panel, outdoors beside a trailer and buildings, several people in Western clothing and cowboy hats surround and appear to throw or jostle Pee-wee, who is falling backward or sitting on the ground. A seven-panel meme in a two-column layout, with six close-up panels above a wider final panel, depicts Pee-wee Herman in a gray suit and red bow tie, seated or slumped while two men in cowboy hats lean over him and hold his shoulders. The top-left panel has the caption, “Hey kid, what's your name?”; the top-right shows him looking dazed with the yellow caption, “I can't remember.” The middle-left asks, “Where you from?”; the middle-right again has the yellow caption, “I can't remember.” The bottom-left asks, “Can't you remember anything?”; the bottom-right is a close-up of Pee-wee with the yellow caption, “I remember the Alamo.” In the final panel, outdoors beside a trailer and buildings, several people in Western clothing and cowboy hats surround and appear to throw or jostle Pee-wee, who is falling backward or sitting on the ground.
A dark blue social-media-style screenshot contains two stacked posts by “ottisbuns,” each with the same small anime-style avatar of a white-haired character. The first post has a blue “Follow” label and reads, “Did you know” followed by “If you perform action Harmlessly Bother Cat you can receive Sounds,” with “Harmlessly Bother” and “Cat” in bright green and “Sounds” in blue. The second post has a green repost icon beside the avatar and reads, “If you perform action Ignore Cat you can also receive Sounds, with a percentage chance that they will be Noises instead,” with “Ignore Cat” in orange, “Sounds” in blue, and “Noises” in red. Each post has a three-dot menu at the upper right. A dark blue social-media-style screenshot contains two stacked posts by “ottisbuns,” each with the same small anime-style avatar of a white-haired character. The first post has a blue “Follow” label and reads, “Did you know” followed by “If you perform action Harmlessly Bother Cat you can receive Sounds,” with “Harmlessly Bother” and “Cat” in bright green and “Sounds” in blue. The second post has a green repost icon beside the avatar and reads, “If you perform action Ignore Cat you can also receive Sounds, with a percentage chance that they will be Noises instead,” with “Ignore Cat” in orange, “Sounds” in blue, and “Noises” in red. Each post has a three-dot menu at the upper right.
A four-panel image on a white background shows smartphone screens transformed into mathematical curve shapes. At the upper left, a horizontally oriented rectangular iPhone is labeled “iPhone x.” At the upper right, a diagonally tilted rectangular iPhone is labeled “iPhone y= x.” At the lower left, an iPhone is bent into a U-shaped curve and labeled “iPhone y= x².” At the lower right, an iPhone is warped into a steep, S-like curved shape and labeled “iPhone y= x³.” Each phone displays a colorful grid of app icons. A four-panel image on a white background shows smartphone screens transformed into mathematical curve shapes. At the upper left, a horizontally oriented rectangular iPhone is labeled “iPhone x.” At the upper right, a diagonally tilted rectangular iPhone is labeled “iPhone y= x.” At the lower left, an iPhone is bent into a U-shaped curve and labeled “iPhone y= x².” At the lower right, an iPhone is warped into a steep, S-like curved shape and labeled “iPhone y= x³.” Each phone displays a colorful grid of app icons.
At the top, black text on a white background reads: “You don't have a skeleton inside of you. You're a brain. You are inside of a skeleton. You're piloting a bone mech that's using meat armor”. Below, a vertically split reaction image shows a blonde woman with her hair pulled back, looking downward and smiling against a red background on the left; on the right is a close-up of the same woman’s face, with raised brows and a puzzled expression, overlaid with the bold caption “What?”. At the top, black text on a white background reads: “You don't have a skeleton inside of you. You're a brain. You are inside of a skeleton. You're piloting a bone mech that's using meat armor”. Below, a vertically split reaction image shows a blonde woman with her hair pulled back, looking downward and smiling against a red background on the left; on the right is a close-up of the same woman’s face, with raised brows and a puzzled expression, overlaid with the bold caption “What?”.
At the top, black text reads, “when u have nice hat and someone mentions it and you feel nice”. Below, a cream-colored dog with dark eyes and a large black nose faces the camera in front of a white paneled door, wearing a shiny silver cone-shaped party hat with a blue band tilted on its head. At the top, black text reads, “when u have nice hat and someone mentions it and you feel nice”. Below, a cream-colored dog with dark eyes and a large black nose faces the camera in front of a white paneled door, wearing a shiny silver cone-shaped party hat with a blue band tilted on its head.
A vertical social-media-style photo shows an orange tabby cat lying on a cream-colored window perch in bright sunlight, between a window on the left and red curtains on the right. The cat faces the camera with narrowed eyes and an alert, serious expression; its reflection is visible in the window behind it. In the foreground, a person’s hand holds a small dark ball emitting an intense white-green glow toward the cat. Large white caption text at the bottom reads, “surprising my cat with a ball of antimatter”. Along the right edge are social-media icons and counts, including a heart with “311.6K”, a comment bubble with “2,291”, and a bookmark with “36.2K”. A vertical social-media-style photo shows an orange tabby cat lying on a cream-colored window perch in bright sunlight, between a window on the left and red curtains on the right. The cat faces the camera with narrowed eyes and an alert, serious expression; its reflection is visible in the window behind it. In the foreground, a person’s hand holds a small dark ball emitting an intense white-green glow toward the cat. Large white caption text at the bottom reads, “surprising my cat with a ball of antimatter”. Along the right edge are social-media icons and counts, including a heart with “311.6K”, a comment bubble with “2,291”, and a bookmark with “36.2K”.
A hand-painted illustration of an anthropomorphic raccoon sitting upright with its legs stretched forward, wearing dark sunglasses and a large black mustache, with a small tan hat or ear-like shape on its head. Blue handwritten text at the top reads, “GET LOVED, LOSER.” To the right of the raccoon, stacked blue text reads, “GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKING TREASURED.” A small blue heart appears beneath the text. The raccoon sits on a blue shadow or mat against a plain off-white background. A hand-painted illustration of an anthropomorphic raccoon sitting upright with its legs stretched forward, wearing dark sunglasses and a large black mustache, with a small tan hat or ear-like shape on its head. Blue handwritten text at the top reads, “GET LOVED, LOSER.” To the right of the raccoon, stacked blue text reads, “GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKING TREASURED.” A small blue heart appears beneath the text. The raccoon sits on a blue shadow or mat against a plain off-white background.
A black-background screenshot of an X.com post. At the upper left is a circular profile photo of a small gray-brown furry animal with dark paws on a reddish surface, beside the account name “images” and handle “@huggysqueezejoy”; “X.com” appears at the upper right. Large white text in the center reads, “Every friend group got the philosopher and the cute one and the sacrificial object”. Along the bottom, gray text reads, “1:30 PM · 9/20/26 · 2.5M Views”. A black-background screenshot of an X.com post. At the upper left is a circular profile photo of a small gray-brown furry animal with dark paws on a reddish surface, beside the account name “images” and handle “@huggysqueezejoy”; “X.com” appears at the upper right. Large white text in the center reads, “Every friend group got the philosopher and the cute one and the sacrificial object”. Along the bottom, gray text reads, “1:30 PM · 9/20/26 · 2.5M Views”.
A snarling opossum with its mouth open, sharp teeth exposed, and pink nose visible sits among leaves and debris on the left side of the image; its dark fur is fluffed up and its eyes look toward the camera. White text at the upper right reads, “I have a structured settlement but I need trash now.” A red rectangular panel at the bottom right reads, “Call JG Wentworth 877-TRASHNOW.” A snarling opossum with its mouth open, sharp teeth exposed, and pink nose visible sits among leaves and debris on the left side of the image; its dark fur is fluffed up and its eyes look toward the camera. White text at the upper right reads, “I have a structured settlement but I need trash now.” A red rectangular panel at the bottom right reads, “Call JG Wentworth 877-TRASHNOW.”
On a white background, a collage of fantasy tabletop miniatures is arranged in labeled groups beneath the heading “Still on the fence about CHAOS ?”, with “CHAOS” rendered in large orange-and-black graffiti lettering. At upper left, “There’s also” appears above several groups: robed and armored figures labeled “Book Club,” red demon-like figures labeled “Coat Hangers,” a large mounted or mechanical insect-like model labeled “Pony Rides,” and a group of armored figures labeled “HEFTY HEFTY HEFTY.” The middle row contains two tall armored figures labeled “Traitors” and “Loyalists,” a group of assorted small armored figures labeled “Snacks,” a large colorful birdlike creature labeled “Big Bird,” and several greenish armored creatures labeled “Green Eggs and Ham.” Along the bottom are a large spined winged creature labeled “HOT WHEELS” and “TERR- TERR- TERRORDACTYL,” several round, plantlike spiky creatures labeled “Dandelions,” red armored figures labeled “Lumberjacks,” and a colorful grinning creature beside a tall patterned figure; large green text at the bottom right reads “AAAAAAAAAAAAAA”. On a white background, a collage of fantasy tabletop miniatures is arranged in labeled groups beneath the heading “Still on the fence about CHAOS ?”, with “CHAOS” rendered in large orange-and-black graffiti lettering. At upper left, “There’s also” appears above several groups: robed and armored figures labeled “Book Club,” red demon-like figures labeled “Coat Hangers,” a large mounted or mechanical insect-like model labeled “Pony Rides,” and a group of armored figures labeled “HEFTY HEFTY HEFTY.” The middle row contains two tall armored figures labeled “Traitors” and “Loyalists,” a group of assorted small armored figures labeled “Snacks,” a large colorful birdlike creature labeled “Big Bird,” and several greenish armored creatures labeled “Green Eggs and Ham.” Along the bottom are a large spined winged creature labeled “HOT WHEELS” and “TERR- TERR- TERRORDACTYL,” several round, plantlike spiky creatures labeled “Dandelions,” red armored figures labeled “Lumberjacks,” and a colorful grinning creature beside a tall patterned figure; large green text at the bottom right reads “AAAAAAAAAAAAAA”.
A black star field with centered yellow text styled like the opening crawl from Star Wars. At the top it reads “Episode IX,” followed by the large title “A NEW PRIVACY POLICY.” Beneath it, the crawl text reads: “The EUROPEAN UNION is at war with PRIVACY VIOLATIONS. Striking from a hidden fortress split between BRUSSELS and STRASBOURG, they have deployed their ultimate weapon, the GENERAL DATA PROTECTION REGULATION”. A black star field with centered yellow text styled like the opening crawl from Star Wars. At the top it reads “Episode IX,” followed by the large title “A NEW PRIVACY POLICY.” Beneath it, the crawl text reads: “The EUROPEAN UNION is at war with PRIVACY VIOLATIONS. Striking from a hidden fortress split between BRUSSELS and STRASBOURG, they have deployed their ultimate weapon, the GENERAL DATA PROTECTION REGULATION”.
A vertical TikTok frame shows a light-haired young man standing on a large rock in a grassy, overgrown outdoor area, with his arms bent and raised slightly as if dancing. Trees and shrubs fill the background beneath a clear blue sky, and part of a building appears along the upper-right edge. White text near the top reads, “No, I didn't get you message / I was too busy dancing in nature”. The TikTok logo and the text “TikTok” and “@official_wonho” appear in the lower-left corner. This meme is a video; captions are not available. 0:22
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A close-up photograph of a gray-and-white opossum facing right, with its mouth open and teeth visible as if vocalizing. A black ear and dark eye are visible against its pale face; the animal is beside a wooden-framed screen door. White text with a black outline at the bottom reads, “[screaming begins again]”. A close-up photograph of a gray-and-white opossum facing right, with its mouth open and teeth visible as if vocalizing. A black ear and dark eye are visible against its pale face; the animal is beside a wooden-framed screen door. White text with a black outline at the bottom reads, “[screaming begins again]”.
A screenshot of a dark-mode Twitter post by Jacob Brogan, whose name appears with a blue verification check and the handle “@Jacob_Brogan”; a circular profile photo at upper left shows a bearded man. The post reads: “Actually, Die Hard — a story about a desperate insurgency against a vastly superior invading force, requiring the near-miraculous marshalling of limited resources — is a Hanukkah movie”】【。 A screenshot of a dark-mode Twitter post by Jacob Brogan, whose name appears with a blue verification check and the handle “@Jacob_Brogan”; a circular profile photo at upper left shows a bearded man. The post reads: “Actually, Die Hard — a story about a desperate insurgency against a vastly superior invading force, requiring the near-miraculous marshalling of limited resources — is a Hanukkah movie”】【。
A brick building is photographed from below, with a large blue billboard rising behind its roofline. The billboard shows a dark-haired, brown-skinned creature with an exposed, ridged brain, wide bulging eyes, and a tense expression peering over the roof. In front of the building, a tall blue sign displays a large red cross over a yellow circular sunburst, with the words “HE IS RISEN” in white capital letters across the crossbar. Black utility wires run diagonally across the scene, and a vent and window are visible in the brick wall. A brick building is photographed from below, with a large blue billboard rising behind its roofline. The billboard shows a dark-haired, brown-skinned creature with an exposed, ridged brain, wide bulging eyes, and a tense expression peering over the roof. In front of the building, a tall blue sign displays a large red cross over a yellow circular sunburst, with the words “HE IS RISEN” in white capital letters across the crossbar. Black utility wires run diagonally across the scene, and a vent and window are visible in the brick wall.
At the top, the text reads, “What day is today?” asked Pooh. Beneath it, a second caption reads, “It's the day we burn this motherfucker to the ground.” squeaked Piglet. Below the captions is a watercolor-style illustration of Winnie-the-Pooh and Piglet sitting on a fallen log in a grassy woodland setting: Pooh, a yellow bear, sits on the left with his arms folded over his belly, while Piglet, a small pink character in a green striped shirt, sits to his right. At the bottom, the text reads, “My favorite day.” said Pooh. At the top, the text reads, “What day is today?” asked Pooh. Beneath it, a second caption reads, “It's the day we burn this motherfucker to the ground.” squeaked Piglet. Below the captions is a watercolor-style illustration of Winnie-the-Pooh and Piglet sitting on a fallen log in a grassy woodland setting: Pooh, a yellow bear, sits on the left with his arms folded over his belly, while Piglet, a small pink character in a green striped shirt, sits to his right. At the bottom, the text reads, “My favorite day.” said Pooh.
A white background contains a left-aligned vertical list of gray text reading: “Hold Mouse,” “Barking Sphere,” “Heat on Farm,” “True Steake,” “Finger of Enfletebam,” “Fomend’s Beating Sphere,” “Purping Lightsin,” “Farming,” and “Wrathful Hound.” A white background contains a left-aligned vertical list of gray text reading: “Hold Mouse,” “Barking Sphere,” “Heat on Farm,” “True Steake,” “Finger of Enfletebam,” “Fomend’s Beating Sphere,” “Purping Lightsin,” “Farming,” and “Wrathful Hound.”
A furry, cat-like wizard character sits centered in a living room, facing the viewer with wide black eyes and an open mouth full of sharp teeth, appearing to grin. It wears a tall purple cone-shaped hat decorated with yellow stars and a shaggy gray robe, grips a crooked staff in its right hand, and raises its left hand in a fist. A couch, lamp, framed pictures, and a doorway are visible in the dim background, while a bright jagged bolt of light surrounds the staff on the right. Bold yellow text with black outlines across the bottom reads: “I PAY MY OWN BILLS” and “I CAN CUSS ALL I WANT”. A furry, cat-like wizard character sits centered in a living room, facing the viewer with wide black eyes and an open mouth full of sharp teeth, appearing to grin. It wears a tall purple cone-shaped hat decorated with yellow stars and a shaggy gray robe, grips a crooked staff in its right hand, and raises its left hand in a fist. A couch, lamp, framed pictures, and a doorway are visible in the dim background, while a bright jagged bolt of light surrounds the staff on the right. Bold yellow text with black outlines across the bottom reads: “I PAY MY OWN BILLS” and “I CAN CUSS ALL I WANT”.
A social media post from “hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard,” posted “54m ago,” with a “Follow” button and three-dot menu at the top, shows a gray electrical power unit or timer with ventilation grilles, screws, an orange “QC” sticker, and the embossed label “Power7 timer.” A white handwritten note is attached to the front and reads: “Hi. This power unit has been repaired in a fashion best described as ‘warranty-voiding.’ Please do not open unless you are very, very sure you know what you're doing. Cheers.” A social media post from “hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard,” posted “54m ago,” with a “Follow” button and three-dot menu at the top, shows a gray electrical power unit or timer with ventilation grilles, screws, an orange “QC” sticker, and the embossed label “Power7 timer.” A white handwritten note is attached to the front and reads: “Hi. This power unit has been repaired in a fashion best described as ‘warranty-voiding.’ Please do not open unless you are very, very sure you know what you're doing. Cheers.”
A screenshot of a social-media post shows the account name “Baph ✨ 18+ Gay Art,” username “@BaphometBimbo,” and a pink “Following” button at the top. The post text reads, “when the auto correct changes knotting to knitting”. Below it, an anthropomorphic gray wolf with pointed ears, closed eyes, bared teeth, and a tense expression is holding red yarn and knitting needles, wearing a dark long-sleeved shirt. A small signature in the lower-left corner reads “ART BY SNOWFOXATHEART”. A screenshot of a social-media post shows the account name “Baph ✨ 18+ Gay Art,” username “@BaphometBimbo,” and a pink “Following” button at the top. The post text reads, “when the auto correct changes knotting to knitting”. Below it, an anthropomorphic gray wolf with pointed ears, closed eyes, bared teeth, and a tense expression is holding red yarn and knitting needles, wearing a dark long-sleeved shirt. A small signature in the lower-left corner reads “ART BY SNOWFOXATHEART”.
A pastel pink-and-white patterned background is overlaid by a large soft blue heart with small white sparkles. Centered magenta-and-white bubble lettering reads, “Enter the #1 Psychological Horror Experience!” with “Psychological Horror” in the largest text across the middle and the other words above and below. A pastel pink-and-white patterned background is overlaid by a large soft blue heart with small white sparkles. Centered magenta-and-white bubble lettering reads, “Enter the #1 Psychological Horror Experience!” with “Psychological Horror” in the largest text across the middle and the other words above and below.
A vertically stacked screenshot of three social-media-style posts on a white background. The top post has a small square avatar of a greenish animal, the username “chexgirlfriend,” and the caption “i lived, bitch” in large black lowercase text. The middle post has a colorful avatar of a person with a sunburst-like background, the username “itsonlymarlon,” a small green circular repost icon beside the avatar, and the caption “i laughed, bitch.” The bottom post has a colorful portrait avatar, the username “guyfierisgaystepdaughter,” another green circular repost icon, and the caption “i loved, bitch” written in large black cursive script. A vertically stacked screenshot of three social-media-style posts on a white background. The top post has a small square avatar of a greenish animal, the username “chexgirlfriend,” and the caption “i lived, bitch” in large black lowercase text. The middle post has a colorful avatar of a person with a sunburst-like background, the username “itsonlymarlon,” a small green circular repost icon beside the avatar, and the caption “i laughed, bitch.” The bottom post has a colorful portrait avatar, the username “guyfierisgaystepdaughter,” another green circular repost icon, and the caption “i loved, bitch” written in large black cursive script.
A dark-mode Twitter screenshot displays a tweet from “frot dog inventor” with the username “@clitquatter666” and a circular purple-tinted profile photo of a person. The tweet text reads, “prosciutto is like if ham was a slut”. Beneath it are the timestamp and source, “11:44 AM · 8/6/22 · Twitter for iPhone,” followed by “13.4K Retweets” and “142K Likes.” A TikTok watermark at the bottom reads “@keepingonwithkatie.” A dark-mode Twitter screenshot displays a tweet from “frot dog inventor” with the username “@clitquatter666” and a circular purple-tinted profile photo of a person. The tweet text reads, “prosciutto is like if ham was a slut”. Beneath it are the timestamp and source, “11:44 AM · 8/6/22 · Twitter for iPhone,” followed by “13.4K Retweets” and “142K Likes.” A TikTok watermark at the bottom reads “@keepingonwithkatie.”
At the top, black text reads, “Mathematicians: you can’t just treat dy/dx as a fraction Physicists:” Below it, a smiling red cartoon crustacean with raised eyes leans over a horizontal gray rod or tube, gripping it with both large claws; the rod has dark cylindrical sections on the left and a black end on the right. The scene has a pale underwater-looking background with blue and green areas. Yellow outlined text at the bottom reads, “observe”. At the top, black text reads, “Mathematicians: you can’t just treat dy/dx as a fraction Physicists:” Below it, a smiling red cartoon crustacean with raised eyes leans over a horizontal gray rod or tube, gripping it with both large claws; the rod has dark cylindrical sections on the left and a black end on the right. The scene has a pale underwater-looking background with blue and green areas. Yellow outlined text at the bottom reads, “observe”.
A black-background screenshot of an X.com post by “Geppetto San Martín” with the handle “@SmalltimeJones,” a small circular profile photo, and cigarette, hot dog, and steaming-bowl emojis beside the name; “X.com” appears at the upper right. The large post text reads: “update: the intern earned his gogurts. so proud of him. totally straight faced, leaned into the groaning from people who felt an immediate existential crisis. kid's going places”. Below it is an outlined quoted-post card from the same account, with the truncated handle “@Sm...” and “· 1d”; its text reads: “offered one of the interns two of my fridge gogurts if at some point today he asked "what's 9/11" if it gets brought up in a meeting. i think he's gonna do it”. At the bottom, the metadata reads “3:11 PM · 9/11/26 · 1.1M Views”. A black-background screenshot of an X.com post by “Geppetto San Martín” with the handle “@SmalltimeJones,” a small circular profile photo, and cigarette, hot dog, and steaming-bowl emojis beside the name; “X.com” appears at the upper right. The large post text reads: “update: the intern earned his gogurts. so proud of him. totally straight faced, leaned into the groaning from people who felt an immediate existential crisis. kid's going places”. Below it is an outlined quoted-post card from the same account, with the truncated handle “@Sm...” and “· 1d”; its text reads: “offered one of the interns two of my fridge gogurts if at some point today he asked "what's 9/11" if it gets brought up in a meeting. i think he's gonna do it”. At the bottom, the metadata reads “3:11 PM · 9/11/26 · 1.1M Views”.
The image contains a white panel with the text, “Hey, perfectionists. This is an 89° angle. Have a good day!” Below the text is a gray square containing a curved arc from the lower-left corner to the upper-right corner, a horizontal bottom edge, and a nearly vertical right edge; the two straight edges form a slightly less-than-right angle. The image contains a white panel with the text, “Hey, perfectionists. This is an 89° angle. Have a good day!” Below the text is a gray square containing a curved arc from the lower-left corner to the upper-right corner, a horizontal bottom edge, and a nearly vertical right edge; the two straight edges form a slightly less-than-right angle.
The classic Trojan horse meme template depicts a large wooden horse being wheeled toward the open gate of a stone castle under a blue sky. Two small cartoon faces peer out from a dark opening in the horse’s body. Large white text with black outlines reads “JUST ANTOTHER SEARCH STRING” across the upper center, “DROP TABLE USERS;” over the horse, “MY POORLY IMPLEMENTED BACKEND” on the right by the castle gate, and “MY BEAUTIFULLY CRAFTED FRONTEND” along the bottom. Two people stand near the entrance, one gesturing toward the horse and the other pointing back toward the gate, while another person leans over the castle wall above; the watermark “imgflip.com” appears in the lower-left corner. The classic Trojan horse meme template depicts a large wooden horse being wheeled toward the open gate of a stone castle under a blue sky. Two small cartoon faces peer out from a dark opening in the horse’s body. Large white text with black outlines reads “JUST ANTOTHER SEARCH STRING” across the upper center, “DROP TABLE USERS;” over the horse, “MY POORLY IMPLEMENTED BACKEND” on the right by the castle gate, and “MY BEAUTIFULLY CRAFTED FRONTEND” along the bottom. Two people stand near the entrance, one gesturing toward the horse and the other pointing back toward the gate, while another person leans over the castle wall above; the watermark “imgflip.com” appears in the lower-left corner.
A parody Sega game cover styled like a colorful platform-game box, with a blue vertical panel on the left bearing the white “SEGA” logo and large vertical text “SEGA.” Centered is the back of a heavily muscular man wearing a dark wrestling singlet and a patterned head covering, standing in front of a bright cartoon landscape with trees, flowers, grass, and clouds. Large lime-green 3D lettering across his lower back reads “BRANK PUNCKNEL.” Pink and purple text below reads “& HE THE LAND OF THINGS WILL UNFORTUNATELY HAVE TO KICK.” Cartoon hedgehogs appear near the bottom, along with a small cartoon person wearing a shirt labeled “Kick ME.” A blue-and-white rating box in the lower right reads “Rated by V.R.C.”, “GA,” “Appropriate for all audiences.” and “General Audiences.” A gold seal at lower left reads “SEGA” and “SEAL OF QUALITY.” A parody Sega game cover styled like a colorful platform-game box, with a blue vertical panel on the left bearing the white “SEGA” logo and large vertical text “SEGA.” Centered is the back of a heavily muscular man wearing a dark wrestling singlet and a patterned head covering, standing in front of a bright cartoon landscape with trees, flowers, grass, and clouds. Large lime-green 3D lettering across his lower back reads “BRANK PUNCKNEL.” Pink and purple text below reads “& HE THE LAND OF THINGS WILL UNFORTUNATELY HAVE TO KICK.” Cartoon hedgehogs appear near the bottom, along with a small cartoon person wearing a shirt labeled “Kick ME.” A blue-and-white rating box in the lower right reads “Rated by V.R.C.”, “GA,” “Appropriate for all audiences.” and “General Audiences.” A gold seal at lower left reads “SEGA” and “SEAL OF QUALITY.”
A black Labrador retriever fills most of the image, facing right in profile with wide, sideways-looking eyes while holding a large cheeseburger in its mouth. White, bold, all-capital text with black outlining reads “ALL FOOD MUST GO” across the top and “TO THE LAB FOR TESTING” across the bottom. A black Labrador retriever fills most of the image, facing right in profile with wide, sideways-looking eyes while holding a large cheeseburger in its mouth. White, bold, all-capital text with black outlining reads “ALL FOOD MUST GO” across the top and “TO THE LAB FOR TESTING” across the bottom.
A dark chat screenshot displays alternating blue left-aligned and yellow right-aligned message bubbles. The blue messages read, “Hey” with the time “15:56”; “How do you know my name? It isn’t on my profile” with the time “16:43”; and “I’m sorry about that. Want me not to message?” with the time “17:11.” The yellow messages read, “Hey Dan” with the time “16:33”; “Your son used to bully me back in the day” with the time “16:56”; and “Of course I want you to message. This is the best revenge possible.” A watermark near the fifth message reads “@TwunkTheTwink.” A dark chat screenshot displays alternating blue left-aligned and yellow right-aligned message bubbles. The blue messages read, “Hey” with the time “15:56”; “How do you know my name? It isn’t on my profile” with the time “16:43”; and “I’m sorry about that. Want me not to message?” with the time “17:11.” The yellow messages read, “Hey Dan” with the time “16:33”; “Your son used to bully me back in the day” with the time “16:56”; and “Of course I want you to message. This is the best revenge possible.” A watermark near the fifth message reads “@TwunkTheTwink.”
A four-panel vertical meme features a dark-haired man in a gray button-up shirt standing beside a canvas on an easel, with a yellow-and-white abstract painting made of overlapping rectangular blocks. In the first panel, he faces the viewer beside the canvas; the caption reads, “First, let's put some screams of unbearable confusion in the unpainted areas of the canvas.” In the second panel, he leans toward the canvas with one hand held near his mouth. In the third panel, he stands beside the painting holding a paintbrush and looks at the canvas; the caption reads, “How about it? Do you feel the terror?” In the fourth panel, he faces the viewer with a serious expression beside the completed yellow painting; the caption reads, “Let's add in some sorrow-filled screams now.” A white strip at the bottom reads, “I just found anti-Bob Ross.” A four-panel vertical meme features a dark-haired man in a gray button-up shirt standing beside a canvas on an easel, with a yellow-and-white abstract painting made of overlapping rectangular blocks. In the first panel, he faces the viewer beside the canvas; the caption reads, “First, let's put some screams of unbearable confusion in the unpainted areas of the canvas.” In the second panel, he leans toward the canvas with one hand held near his mouth. In the third panel, he stands beside the painting holding a paintbrush and looks at the canvas; the caption reads, “How about it? Do you feel the terror?” In the fourth panel, he faces the viewer with a serious expression beside the completed yellow painting; the caption reads, “Let's add in some sorrow-filled screams now.” A white strip at the bottom reads, “I just found anti-Bob Ross.”
A stylized photograph shows a baby lying on its back in a white baptismal gown over a baptismal font, while a person in a purple sleeve supports the baby’s head from the right. Another person in white pours water from a clear plastic bottle over the baby’s forehead; the bottle label reads “CRYSTAL GEYSER” with the Pepsi logo beneath it. The baby’s eyes are open, and water streams down its face and hair. A stylized photograph shows a baby lying on its back in a white baptismal gown over a baptismal font, while a person in a purple sleeve supports the baby’s head from the right. Another person in white pours water from a clear plastic bottle over the baby’s forehead; the bottle label reads “CRYSTAL GEYSER” with the Pepsi logo beneath it. The baby’s eyes are open, and water streams down its face and hair.
A bright blue T-shirt is laid flat against a white background. Large white text with black outlines reads, “My grandpa climbed out of the” above the larger uppercase phrase “PRIMORDIAL SOUP,” followed by an illustration of a prehistoric, fishlike lobe-finned creature with four limb-like fins and a long body, overlapping small images of an Excel spreadsheet and a bar-and-line chart. More large outlined text below reads, “so I could stare at” and “Excel sheets all day.” A bright blue T-shirt is laid flat against a white background. Large white text with black outlines reads, “My grandpa climbed out of the” above the larger uppercase phrase “PRIMORDIAL SOUP,” followed by an illustration of a prehistoric, fishlike lobe-finned creature with four limb-like fins and a long body, overlapping small images of an Excel spreadsheet and a bar-and-line chart. More large outlined text below reads, “so I could stare at” and “Excel sheets all day.”
A two-panel cartoon meme featuring Sterling Archer from *Archer*, with both panels set against a rooftop or balcony and city buildings in the background. In the top panel, he wears dark aviator sunglasses and a white robe, holds a large glass pitcher of red cocktail, and faces right with a serious expression. White text with black outline at the upper left reads: “FOR I AM A SINNER IN THE HANDS OF AN ANGRY GOD. BLOODY MARY FULL OF VODKA, BLESSED ARE YOU AMONG COCKTAILS. PRAY FOR ME NOW, AT THE HOUR OF MY DEATH, WHICH I HOPE IS SOON.” In the bottom panel, the same man tilts the pitcher up and drinks directly from it; large white text with black outline at the upper left reads: “AMEN.” A small “quickmeme.com” watermark appears in the lower-right corner. A two-panel cartoon meme featuring Sterling Archer from *Archer*, with both panels set against a rooftop or balcony and city buildings in the background. In the top panel, he wears dark aviator sunglasses and a white robe, holds a large glass pitcher of red cocktail, and faces right with a serious expression. White text with black outline at the upper left reads: “FOR I AM A SINNER IN THE HANDS OF AN ANGRY GOD. BLOODY MARY FULL OF VODKA, BLESSED ARE YOU AMONG COCKTAILS. PRAY FOR ME NOW, AT THE HOUR OF MY DEATH, WHICH I HOPE IS SOON.” In the bottom panel, the same man tilts the pitcher up and drinks directly from it; large white text with black outline at the upper left reads: “AMEN.” A small “quickmeme.com” watermark appears in the lower-right corner.
A round pink-frosted cake sits on a white plate against a red floral-patterned background, with green leaves and small white flowers visible around it. The cake has a scalloped pink border and pale pink icing, with brown icing text in the center reading, “THE BIGGEST SLUT AT THE ANTIQUE SHOP.” A round pink-frosted cake sits on a white plate against a red floral-patterned background, with green leaves and small white flowers visible around it. The cake has a scalloped pink border and pale pink icing, with brown icing text in the center reading, “THE BIGGEST SLUT AT THE ANTIQUE SHOP.”
A collage-style meme with a large photo of a young man standing between the front ends of two cars, wearing a dark shirt, bright blue pants, and white sneakers; he holds his hands together near his chest and looks to the side. Overlaid around him are three hooded, faceless figures: a blue-and-black cloaked figure at left, a gray-robed figure in the lower center holding a glass jar containing orange objects, and a green, heavily armored or monstrous hooded figure at right. White text boxes read, exactly: “Shout out to” at the top; “mysterious hooded figures with unclear motives who know way more than they should” across the upper middle; and “Gotta be one of my favorite genders” across the bottom. A collage-style meme with a large photo of a young man standing between the front ends of two cars, wearing a dark shirt, bright blue pants, and white sneakers; he holds his hands together near his chest and looks to the side. Overlaid around him are three hooded, faceless figures: a blue-and-black cloaked figure at left, a gray-robed figure in the lower center holding a glass jar containing orange objects, and a green, heavily armored or monstrous hooded figure at right. White text boxes read, exactly: “Shout out to” at the top; “mysterious hooded figures with unclear motives who know way more than they should” across the upper middle; and “Gotta be one of my favorite genders” across the bottom.
A surreal roadside-sign meme depicts a stern, elderly wizard with a long gray beard wearing a dark purple hood, standing behind a large marquee sign against a bright blue sky with clouds. Across the wizard’s chest is oversized, tilted white lettering with red outlines and blue shadows reading “orby's”. The sign below reads, in stacked black capital letters, “WE / HAVE / THE / PONDERS”. A surreal roadside-sign meme depicts a stern, elderly wizard with a long gray beard wearing a dark purple hood, standing behind a large marquee sign against a bright blue sky with clouds. Across the wizard’s chest is oversized, tilted white lettering with red outlines and blue shadows reading “orby's”. The sign below reads, in stacked black capital letters, “WE / HAVE / THE / PONDERS”.
A parody NHS hand-washing poster titled “Hand cleaning technique - for visibly cleaner hands,” with the NHS logo at upper right and nine illustrated panels arranged in three columns, followed by a centered final panel. The top row shows hands scrubbing a dark bird-like corpse, hands with red liquid between the fingers, and an eye drawn in the center of an open palm; captions read, “Pierce the flesh with the beak of the corvid corpse,” “Awash the lifeblood. Cleanse the sins of mortal vessel,” and “Awaken the third eye. See past the veil of this reality.” The middle row shows red-glowing hands, hands raised around a dark gray shape, and a black-and-white tentacled, skull-like creature; captions read, “Feel the power of the Eldritch gods within you,” “Obdith yug jahood. Ogdru Jahad.” and “Call forth the Old Ones from their cosmic sanctuary!” The bottom row shows a distorted pale face against a red background, a greenish skull-like alien or monster against a dark blue background, and outlined hands; captions read, “I have seen the dark universe yawning,” “Where the black planets roll without aim,” and “Where they roll in their horror unneeded, without knowledge or lustre or name.” The final panel shows two open hands beneath a small clock-like symbol, captioned “Your hands are now clean.” The lower-right corner reads “NHS National Patient Safety Agency.” A parody NHS hand-washing poster titled “Hand cleaning technique - for visibly cleaner hands,” with the NHS logo at upper right and nine illustrated panels arranged in three columns, followed by a centered final panel. The top row shows hands scrubbing a dark bird-like corpse, hands with red liquid between the fingers, and an eye drawn in the center of an open palm; captions read, “Pierce the flesh with the beak of the corvid corpse,” “Awash the lifeblood. Cleanse the sins of mortal vessel,” and “Awaken the third eye. See past the veil of this reality.” The middle row shows red-glowing hands, hands raised around a dark gray shape, and a black-and-white tentacled, skull-like creature; captions read, “Feel the power of the Eldritch gods within you,” “Obdith yug jahood. Ogdru Jahad.” and “Call forth the Old Ones from their cosmic sanctuary!” The bottom row shows a distorted pale face against a red background, a greenish skull-like alien or monster against a dark blue background, and outlined hands; captions read, “I have seen the dark universe yawning,” “Where the black planets roll without aim,” and “Where they roll in their horror unneeded, without knowledge or lustre or name.” The final panel shows two open hands beneath a small clock-like symbol, captioned “Your hands are now clean.” The lower-right corner reads “NHS National Patient Safety Agency.”
A black-and-white meme in a vintage storybook illustration style, titled “How to Negotiate With the Rabbits.” In the central drawing, a boy wearing a cap and dark clothing crouches in grass and reaches toward a large rabbit, while several other rabbits sit behind it and look toward him; a small gazebo or garden structure appears in the background. Beneath the drawing, the text reads: “STEP ONE: Agree to the rabbits’ every demand.” “STEP TWO: That’s the only way you’re getting out of there alive.” “STEP THREE: Great job!” A black-and-white meme in a vintage storybook illustration style, titled “How to Negotiate With the Rabbits.” In the central drawing, a boy wearing a cap and dark clothing crouches in grass and reaches toward a large rabbit, while several other rabbits sit behind it and look toward him; a small gazebo or garden structure appears in the background. Beneath the drawing, the text reads: “STEP ONE: Agree to the rabbits’ every demand.” “STEP TWO: That’s the only way you’re getting out of there alive.” “STEP THREE: Great job!”
A small orange crab stands on a white surface beneath a silver pen or mechanical pencil, raising both claws to grip it. Large yellow text with a blue outline reads “PERMIT CRAB,” with smaller red text above reading “you have been visited by the”; black text at the lower right reads “you may do 1 bad thing today”. A partial white rectangular object is visible along the left edge. A small orange crab stands on a white surface beneath a silver pen or mechanical pencil, raising both claws to grip it. Large yellow text with a blue outline reads “PERMIT CRAB,” with smaller red text above reading “you have been visited by the”; black text at the lower right reads “you may do 1 bad thing today”. A partial white rectangular object is visible along the left edge.
A four-panel meme made from scenes from *The Good Place*: in the first panel, a blonde woman seated indoors gestures palm-up and asks, “Are we sure we should be listening to these guys?” In the second, she looks upward with an exasperated expression; the caption reads, “It’s like, who died and left Aristotle in charge of ethics?” The third panel shows a bespectacled man in a brown jacket and cream turtleneck standing in front of a chalkboard headed “ETHICS” and “Professor Chidi Anagonye,” with handwritten notes including “Socrates,” “Plato,” “Aristotle,” “428 BCE - 347 BCE,” “384 BCE - 322 BCE,” and additional partially obscured writing. In the fourth panel, the same man points toward the chalkboard, with the yellow label “Plato” at the bottom. A four-panel meme made from scenes from *The Good Place*: in the first panel, a blonde woman seated indoors gestures palm-up and asks, “Are we sure we should be listening to these guys?” In the second, she looks upward with an exasperated expression; the caption reads, “It’s like, who died and left Aristotle in charge of ethics?” The third panel shows a bespectacled man in a brown jacket and cream turtleneck standing in front of a chalkboard headed “ETHICS” and “Professor Chidi Anagonye,” with handwritten notes including “Socrates,” “Plato,” “Aristotle,” “428 BCE - 347 BCE,” “384 BCE - 322 BCE,” and additional partially obscured writing. In the fourth panel, the same man points toward the chalkboard, with the yellow label “Plato” at the bottom.
A faux fantasy-book cover with a black background and ornate yellow-and-red border. At the top right is a logo reading “TS™” with “Teenage Stepdad™” beneath it. In the center, a muscular long-haired warrior in a red loincloth raises a double-bladed axe overhead while riding or standing among several horned, clawed monsters. A parchment scroll on the left reads, “I SHOULDN’T HAVE EATEN ALL THOSE EDIBLES BEFORE GOING TO THE”. Across the lower portion, large stylized lettering reads “GROCERY STORE”, and the bottom caption reads, “What If Somebody Talks To Me?” A faux fantasy-book cover with a black background and ornate yellow-and-red border. At the top right is a logo reading “TS™” with “Teenage Stepdad™” beneath it. In the center, a muscular long-haired warrior in a red loincloth raises a double-bladed axe overhead while riding or standing among several horned, clawed monsters. A parchment scroll on the left reads, “I SHOULDN’T HAVE EATEN ALL THOSE EDIBLES BEFORE GOING TO THE”. Across the lower portion, large stylized lettering reads “GROCERY STORE”, and the bottom caption reads, “What If Somebody Talks To Me?”
A dark-mode Twitter post from the account “@Bhaal_Spawn,” with the display name “🌸☀️ idspispopd 🌙🌷” at the top. The post text reads: “A vintage 1990's Ultramarine army? Oh dear, Mr Bond, it will take more than an appreciation of the classics to save you now, I think.” Below it are the hashtags “#Warhammer40k #Warmongers.” The attached image is split into two side-by-side panels: on the left, Mads Mikkelsen in a black suit sits at a table covered with many painted tabletop miniatures, with several people in the background; on the right, Daniel Craig in a white shirt and black bow tie sits at another table densely covered with blue and other painted tabletop miniatures. The post is timestamped “4:30 AM · 15 Apr 21 · Twitter Web App.” A dark-mode Twitter post from the account “@Bhaal_Spawn,” with the display name “🌸☀️ idspispopd 🌙🌷” at the top. The post text reads: “A vintage 1990's Ultramarine army? Oh dear, Mr Bond, it will take more than an appreciation of the classics to save you now, I think.” Below it are the hashtags “#Warhammer40k #Warmongers.” The attached image is split into two side-by-side panels: on the left, Mads Mikkelsen in a black suit sits at a table covered with many painted tabletop miniatures, with several people in the background; on the right, Daniel Craig in a white shirt and black bow tie sits at another table densely covered with blue and other painted tabletop miniatures. The post is timestamped “4:30 AM · 15 Apr 21 · Twitter Web App.”
A dark, reddish-brown fantasy landscape fills the frame, with a huge pale-yellow mound of shredded cheese or cheese-like material resting on a broad reddish form at the center. Tiny human figures and other small creatures are scattered around its base and across the sandy foreground, some appearing to walk or gather, while shadowy rock formations and indistinct organic shapes rise in the background. White text over the center reads “me @ 3am”, and white text near the bottom reads “the shredded cheese in the fridge”. A dark, reddish-brown fantasy landscape fills the frame, with a huge pale-yellow mound of shredded cheese or cheese-like material resting on a broad reddish form at the center. Tiny human figures and other small creatures are scattered around its base and across the sandy foreground, some appearing to walk or gather, while shadowy rock formations and indistinct organic shapes rise in the background. White text over the center reads “me @ 3am”, and white text near the bottom reads “the shredded cheese in the fridge”.
The “Change My Mind” meme template shows a seated person at an outdoor table on a brick-paved plaza, with an illustrated purple-and-gray cat head replacing their face; the character is wearing a blue sweatshirt and holding a small black object near their chest. A white sign draped across the front of the table reads, “I have a hypnosis fetish” and, in a bold strip below, “CHANGE MY MIND.” Papers and small black objects rest on the tabletop, with benches, trees, hedges, and a large building in the background. The “Change My Mind” meme template shows a seated person at an outdoor table on a brick-paved plaza, with an illustrated purple-and-gray cat head replacing their face; the character is wearing a blue sweatshirt and holding a small black object near their chest. A white sign draped across the front of the table reads, “I have a hypnosis fetish” and, in a bold strip below, “CHANGE MY MIND.” Papers and small black objects rest on the tabletop, with benches, trees, hedges, and a large building in the background.
A red-orange meme depicts a gray possum in the foreground, surrounded by bright yellow and orange flames; its mouth is open, one foreleg is raised upward, and the other extends toward the right edge. Large white text at the top reads “arson?” and “oh, you mean,” while large white cursive text on the right reads “crime brulee.” The watermark “@possum.sauce” appears across the possum’s back. A red-orange meme depicts a gray possum in the foreground, surrounded by bright yellow and orange flames; its mouth is open, one foreleg is raised upward, and the other extends toward the right edge. Large white text at the top reads “arson?” and “oh, you mean,” while large white cursive text on the right reads “crime brulee.” The watermark “@possum.sauce” appears across the possum’s back.
A three-panel hand-drawn comic headed “Could be better.” In the upper-left panel, a bear in a white toga stands inside a classical building, touching its chin; speech boxes read, “Man is by nature a political animal.” and “I, a political animal, am therefore a man.” In the upper-right panel, the same bear, wearing a blue-and-white toga and a gold medallion, faces a small person in a pink cloak and says, “I feel like that's not a valid syllogism.” The wide bottom panel depicts a framed museum painting: a bear in a white toga raises a large rolled scroll overhead while several small human figures stand or kneel on steps around him. A plaque beneath the painting reads, “BEARISTOTLE 384 BC · 345 BC”. A three-panel hand-drawn comic headed “Could be better.” In the upper-left panel, a bear in a white toga stands inside a classical building, touching its chin; speech boxes read, “Man is by nature a political animal.” and “I, a political animal, am therefore a man.” In the upper-right panel, the same bear, wearing a blue-and-white toga and a gold medallion, faces a small person in a pink cloak and says, “I feel like that's not a valid syllogism.” The wide bottom panel depicts a framed museum painting: a bear in a white toga raises a large rolled scroll overhead while several small human figures stand or kneel on steps around him. A plaque beneath the painting reads, “BEARISTOTLE 384 BC · 345 BC”.
A grayscale two-panel “What is your wisdom?” meme template. In the upper panel, a person stands at the left beside a lake, facing right and holding a rifle, while a large cartoon snake-like creature sits at the right with its forelimbs together. White text across the top reads, “O Snake of the lake, what is your wisdom?” In the lower panel, the same or a similar anthropomorphic snake-like creature sits on the right with large eyes and one hand raised in a presenting gesture. White text on the left reads, “Osamu Tezuka, the inventor of manga and anime created old-school furry icons like Kimba and Bagi and had a secret collection of erotic furry art that he made which was only found after his death, so weebs are really just a human-focused offshoot of furries.” A grayscale two-panel “What is your wisdom?” meme template. In the upper panel, a person stands at the left beside a lake, facing right and holding a rifle, while a large cartoon snake-like creature sits at the right with its forelimbs together. White text across the top reads, “O Snake of the lake, what is your wisdom?” In the lower panel, the same or a similar anthropomorphic snake-like creature sits on the right with large eyes and one hand raised in a presenting gesture. White text on the left reads, “Osamu Tezuka, the inventor of manga and anime created old-school furry icons like Kimba and Bagi and had a secret collection of erotic furry art that he made which was only found after his death, so weebs are really just a human-focused offshoot of furries.”
A blurry outdoor photograph shows a brown horse standing on the flat roof of a blue building, facing left, with its head lowered slightly. Overhead utility wires cross the pale blue sky behind it, with green trees and neighboring rooftops in the background. Black text at the upper left reads exactly: “i will always succeed” and beneath it, “because i am insane”. A dark open window or balcony appears on the building’s left side, and a dark doorway is visible lower right. A blurry outdoor photograph shows a brown horse standing on the flat roof of a blue building, facing left, with its head lowered slightly. Overhead utility wires cross the pale blue sky behind it, with green trees and neighboring rooftops in the background. Black text at the upper left reads exactly: “i will always succeed” and beneath it, “because i am insane”. A dark open window or balcony appears on the building’s left side, and a dark doorway is visible lower right.
On a white background, a black-outlined triangle contains three animals: an orange fox sits at the top, a raccoon crouches at the lower left with one paw raised, and a red panda crouches at the lower right. Large black lowercase text centered inside the triangle reads “forbidden” on the first line and “cats” on the second. On a white background, a black-outlined triangle contains three animals: an orange fox sits at the top, a raccoon crouches at the lower left with one paw raised, and a red panda crouches at the lower right. Large black lowercase text centered inside the triangle reads “forbidden” on the first line and “cats” on the second.
A six-panel collage of classical and neoclassical artworks appears beneath the heading “FAMOUS TOPICS IN ART HISTORY:”. The top row shows three sculptures of a muscular bearded man wrestling with a lion: a bronze-toned figure crouching over the lion at left, a pale figure mounted on a lion in the center, and a pale figure grappling with the lion at right. The bottom row shows another pale sculpture of a man and lion in a tangled struggle at left, a small bronze sculpture of a man restraining or wrestling a lion in the center, and a brown-toned painting of a man bent over a lion at right. A large caption below reads “HERCULES ATTEMPTING TO” and “GIVE HIS CAT A PILL”. A six-panel collage of classical and neoclassical artworks appears beneath the heading “FAMOUS TOPICS IN ART HISTORY:”. The top row shows three sculptures of a muscular bearded man wrestling with a lion: a bronze-toned figure crouching over the lion at left, a pale figure mounted on a lion in the center, and a pale figure grappling with the lion at right. The bottom row shows another pale sculpture of a man and lion in a tangled struggle at left, a small bronze sculpture of a man restraining or wrestling a lion in the center, and a brown-toned painting of a man bent over a lion at right. A large caption below reads “HERCULES ATTEMPTING TO” and “GIVE HIS CAT A PILL”.
A person with long brown hair, round wire-frame glasses, and a black shirt faces the camera with a serious, unsmiling expression. They stand indoors against a teal wall covered with numerous crucifixes and crosses of different sizes, including several with corpus figures. Large white text with a black outline across the lower half reads: “I love you, but don’t invite unless we’re doing spooky sh!t, gay sh!t or cozy sh!t.” A TikTok watermark at lower left reads “TikTok” and “@_lhermite”. This meme is a video; captions are not available. 0:12
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A motivational-poster-style meme has a large rectangular photograph bordered in black above centered text. The photograph shows a solitary dandelion growing through cracked gray asphalt in a vast empty paved area, with a flat horizon, distant trees, and an overcast sky. Beneath it, the caption reads exactly: “It Probably Won’t Work Out. But Try Anyway.” A motivational-poster-style meme has a large rectangular photograph bordered in black above centered text. The photograph shows a solitary dandelion growing through cracked gray asphalt in a vast empty paved area, with a flat horizon, distant trees, and an overcast sky. Beneath it, the caption reads exactly: “It Probably Won’t Work Out. But Try Anyway.”
At the top, bold black text reads, “I am the Ghost of Christmas Future Imperfect Conditional, said the Spirit.” Below it is a vintage, lightly colored illustration of a ghostly, elderly figure in a long pale robe and pointed hood, seated in a high-backed armchair and extending both hands outward; a small table with a cup and saucer and a tall lamp or candlestick stand nearby. At the lower right, bold black text reads, “I bring news of what would have been going to happen, if you were not to have been going to change your ways.” The image uses a Victorian illustration style associated with *A Christmas Carol*. At the top, bold black text reads, “I am the Ghost of Christmas Future Imperfect Conditional, said the Spirit.” Below it is a vintage, lightly colored illustration of a ghostly, elderly figure in a long pale robe and pointed hood, seated in a high-backed armchair and extending both hands outward; a small table with a cup and saucer and a tall lamp or candlestick stand nearby. At the lower right, bold black text reads, “I bring news of what would have been going to happen, if you were not to have been going to change your ways.” The image uses a Victorian illustration style associated with *A Christmas Carol*.
A vintage-style illustration of Winnie-the-Pooh and Piglet stands outdoors beside a pond, with tall grass on the left and a shrub on the right. Piglet, on the left, faces Pooh with his arms raised; Pooh, on the right, bends slightly toward Piglet with his hands clasped. Pooh wears a black jacket, white shirt, red bow tie, and red trousers, while Piglet wears a green jacket and shorts. At the top, the text reads: “"Pooh?" said Piglet. "Yes, Piglet?" said Pooh. "Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra," said Piglet. "Shaka, when the walls fell," said Pooh.” At the bottom, small text reads: “WITH THANKS TO MICHAEL G. MUNZ @THEWRITEMUNZ FOR TWEET INSPIRATION,” beside a small signature. A vintage-style illustration of Winnie-the-Pooh and Piglet stands outdoors beside a pond, with tall grass on the left and a shrub on the right. Piglet, on the left, faces Pooh with his arms raised; Pooh, on the right, bends slightly toward Piglet with his hands clasped. Pooh wears a black jacket, white shirt, red bow tie, and red trousers, while Piglet wears a green jacket and shorts. At the top, the text reads: “"Pooh?" said Piglet. "Yes, Piglet?" said Pooh. "Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra," said Piglet. "Shaka, when the walls fell," said Pooh.” At the bottom, small text reads: “WITH THANKS TO MICHAEL G. MUNZ @THEWRITEMUNZ FOR TWEET INSPIRATION,” beside a small signature.
A heavily distorted, multicolored image shows a person or character in a bulky white outfit standing in the center of a surreal, rainbow-colored landscape with circular patches on the ground; their face is obscured by intense color fringing and horizontal glitch-like distortion, and a dark shadow falls to the lower right. White text at the top reads, “Normalize being a goober, a real wacky bastard,” and large white text at the bottom reads, “Absolutely duck tits bonkers.” A heavily distorted, multicolored image shows a person or character in a bulky white outfit standing in the center of a surreal, rainbow-colored landscape with circular patches on the ground; their face is obscured by intense color fringing and horizontal glitch-like distortion, and a dark shadow falls to the lower right. White text at the top reads, “Normalize being a goober, a real wacky bastard,” and large white text at the bottom reads, “Absolutely duck tits bonkers.”
A spacecraft with a large dish antenna and two broad rectangular solar panels floats against a star-filled black sky above a tan, rugged planetary surface. White arrows label parts of the spacecraft with the text “SPACE YELLER,” “SUN FLAPPIES,” “ICE PEEPER,” “ROCK PEEPER,” “WIDE PEEPER,” “CLOUD PEEPER,” and “GROUND YELLER?” At lower left, another arrow points toward a narrow instrument beneath the spacecraft beside the caption, “Probably the greatest, most important instrument ever flown ever by anyone – I mean NARROW PEEPER.” A spacecraft with a large dish antenna and two broad rectangular solar panels floats against a star-filled black sky above a tan, rugged planetary surface. White arrows label parts of the spacecraft with the text “SPACE YELLER,” “SUN FLAPPIES,” “ICE PEEPER,” “ROCK PEEPER,” “WIDE PEEPER,” “CLOUD PEEPER,” and “GROUND YELLER?” At lower left, another arrow points toward a narrow instrument beneath the spacecraft beside the caption, “Probably the greatest, most important instrument ever flown ever by anyone – I mean NARROW PEEPER.”
A four-panel, 2-by-2 meme collage. The top-left panel shows a large greenish, horned humanoid monster with a tooth-filled open mouth and a smaller creature or figure inside it; white text at the bottom reads, “Be not afraid little mortal.” The top-right panel shows a blonde woman in silver-gray armor, with a sword or large weapon strapped to her back, looking to the side with one hand near her chest; white text at the bottom reads, “Would.” The bottom-left panel shows the horned monster again from the chest up, with its open, tooth-filled mouth partly visible. The bottom-right panel is a closer view of the monster’s face and upper torso; white text at the top reads, “OK. Be a little afraid.” Small white text in the bottom-left corner reads, “made with mematic”. A four-panel, 2-by-2 meme collage. The top-left panel shows a large greenish, horned humanoid monster with a tooth-filled open mouth and a smaller creature or figure inside it; white text at the bottom reads, “Be not afraid little mortal.” The top-right panel shows a blonde woman in silver-gray armor, with a sword or large weapon strapped to her back, looking to the side with one hand near her chest; white text at the bottom reads, “Would.” The bottom-left panel shows the horned monster again from the chest up, with its open, tooth-filled mouth partly visible. The bottom-right panel is a closer view of the monster’s face and upper torso; white text at the top reads, “OK. Be a little afraid.” Small white text in the bottom-left corner reads, “made with mematic”.
At the top, black text on a white background reads, “Please, check your kid's candy tonight. I just found Meridia's Beacon in a pack of skittles”. Below the caption, an opened red Skittles package lies diagonally on a light-colored surface, with the word “Skittles” printed in large white letters and a torn strip of the wrapper extending downward. Several brightly colored candies are scattered at the lower left, while a faceted black-and-white spherical object sits at the lower right. At the top, black text on a white background reads, “Please, check your kid's candy tonight. I just found Meridia's Beacon in a pack of skittles”. Below the caption, an opened red Skittles package lies diagonally on a light-colored surface, with the word “Skittles” printed in large white letters and a torn strip of the wrapper extending downward. Several brightly colored candies are scattered at the lower left, while a faceted black-and-white spherical object sits at the lower right.
A red-lit stage in a small venue, with three performers: a person at left holding a microphone, a person in the center wearing a full-body brown bear costume, and a person at right standing near a microphone stand. A dark curtain behind them bears large partially obscured white lettering, with “RO…” on the upper line and “T…” below. A bright vertical light glows near the left performer, while the foreground contains stage equipment and a table or covered platform. The lower-left corner has a TikTok watermark reading “TikTok” and a partially obscured username beginning with “@ynksly…”. This meme is a video; captions are not available. 2:47
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A man labeled “Kronk” vertically along the left side drinks from the bottom of a stack of four translucent plastic cups containing amber liquid, while holding the stack with one hand. The cups are arranged diagonally upward, with text over them reading, from top to bottom, “the poison,” “the poison for kuzco,” “the poison chosen specifically to kill kuzco,” and “kuzco’s poison.” The background is a dim restaurant with wooden tables and chairs. This uses the Kronk poison scene meme template from *The Emperor’s New Groove*. A man labeled “Kronk” vertically along the left side drinks from the bottom of a stack of four translucent plastic cups containing amber liquid, while holding the stack with one hand. The cups are arranged diagonally upward, with text over them reading, from top to bottom, “the poison,” “the poison for kuzco,” “the poison chosen specifically to kill kuzco,” and “kuzco’s poison.” The background is a dim restaurant with wooden tables and chairs. This uses the Kronk poison scene meme template from *The Emperor’s New Groove*.
On a white background, the upper half contains the text “one hole per beverage” above a red Coca-Cola multi-drink dispenser with several separate beverage buttons and dispensing nozzles; a large green check mark inside a green circle appears to its right. The lower half contains the text “unholy drink cloaca” on the left above a large red X inside a red circle, while the right side shows a red Coca-Cola Freestyle-style dispenser with a touchscreen covered in small drink icons and one central dispensing opening beneath it. On a white background, the upper half contains the text “one hole per beverage” above a red Coca-Cola multi-drink dispenser with several separate beverage buttons and dispensing nozzles; a large green check mark inside a green circle appears to its right. The lower half contains the text “unholy drink cloaca” on the left above a large red X inside a red circle, while the right side shows a red Coca-Cola Freestyle-style dispenser with a touchscreen covered in small drink icons and one central dispensing opening beneath it.
At the top, large black text reads, “get in loser we’re healing from past trauma and changing our negative coping mechanisms,” with the watermark “@GypsyLegends” beneath it. Below is a side view of a customized beige van painted with a detailed fantasy landscape featuring mountains, trees, water, and groups of medieval-looking figures; a white unicorn head protrudes from the open driver’s-side window, facing left. The van has dark tinted windows, a roof rack, a side mirror, and a tire with partial white lettering reading “SUPER.” At the top, large black text reads, “get in loser we’re healing from past trauma and changing our negative coping mechanisms,” with the watermark “@GypsyLegends” beneath it. Below is a side view of a customized beige van painted with a detailed fantasy landscape featuring mountains, trees, water, and groups of medieval-looking figures; a white unicorn head protrudes from the open driver’s-side window, facing left. The van has dark tinted windows, a roof rack, a side mirror, and a tire with partial white lettering reading “SUPER.”
A “Who Would Win?” comparison meme has a centered title at the top, a horizontal divider beneath it, and a vertical divider splitting the lower portion into two panels. The left panel is labeled “An abusive ruling class” and contains a framed painting of several elaborately dressed aristocratic men and women gathered indoors. The right panel is labeled “A few slicey bois” and contains a black-and-white illustration of a guillotine, with its tall upright frame, angled blade housing, and wooden base visible. A “Who Would Win?” comparison meme has a centered title at the top, a horizontal divider beneath it, and a vertical divider splitting the lower portion into two panels. The left panel is labeled “An abusive ruling class” and contains a framed painting of several elaborately dressed aristocratic men and women gathered indoors. The right panel is labeled “A few slicey bois” and contains a black-and-white illustration of a guillotine, with its tall upright frame, angled blade housing, and wooden base visible.
At the top, black text in quotation marks reads, “I love those crab raccoons you get at a Chinese restaurant.” Below it is a grayscale composite of a raccoon’s head and upper body fused with a crab’s broad shell and multiple legs, including two large claws extending toward the viewer; the raccoon faces forward with a neutral expression. At the top, black text in quotation marks reads, “I love those crab raccoons you get at a Chinese restaurant.” Below it is a grayscale composite of a raccoon’s head and upper body fused with a crab’s broad shell and multiple legs, including two large claws extending toward the viewer; the raccoon faces forward with a neutral expression.
A black-and-white illustration of a large moth or owl moth with patterned wings, long antennae, and bright red eyes, sitting behind a bowl and holding a spoon in the soup. At the top, Japanese text reads “放っておいてください,” with the English caption “Please leave me alone” beneath it. At the bottom, bold text reads “I am eating soup,” followed by the Japanese text “私はスープを食べています.” A black-and-white illustration of a large moth or owl moth with patterned wings, long antennae, and bright red eyes, sitting behind a bowl and holding a spoon in the soup. At the top, Japanese text reads “放っておいてください,” with the English caption “Please leave me alone” beneath it. At the bottom, bold text reads “I am eating soup,” followed by the Japanese text “私はスープを食べています.”
A screenshot of a social media post from “That One Snep” with the handle “@ThatOneSnep.” The post text reads, “they put him in the cone they’re turning him into ice cream 🥺”. Below it are two side-by-side photos of a spotted wild-cat cub wearing a pink, brown-rimmed cone-shaped protective collar. In the left photo, the cub is curled up inside the collar with its eyes mostly closed, while people in casual clothing are visible behind it. In the right photo, the cub faces the camera closely, with its ears raised and eyes open; a small dark label with white writing is attached near the left side of the collar. A screenshot of a social media post from “That One Snep” with the handle “@ThatOneSnep.” The post text reads, “they put him in the cone they’re turning him into ice cream 🥺”. Below it are two side-by-side photos of a spotted wild-cat cub wearing a pink, brown-rimmed cone-shaped protective collar. In the left photo, the cub is curled up inside the collar with its eyes mostly closed, while people in casual clothing are visible behind it. In the right photo, the cub faces the camera closely, with its ears raised and eyes open; a small dark label with white writing is attached near the left side of the collar.
A screenshot-style social media post appears centered on a black background. At the top of the white post area is a circular profile photo showing a blond-haired person, beside the display name “Name cannot be blank” and username “@dankcharnley”; a dark “Follow” button and a three-dot menu appear to the right. The post text reads, “I grew up in a poor family. We didn't have much, but we had each other. And that was the worst part.” A TikTok watermark reading “@clubshawty” appears near the lower-right corner. A screenshot-style social media post appears centered on a black background. At the top of the white post area is a circular profile photo showing a blond-haired person, beside the display name “Name cannot be blank” and username “@dankcharnley”; a dark “Follow” button and a three-dot menu appear to the right. The post text reads, “I grew up in a poor family. We didn't have much, but we had each other. And that was the worst part.” A TikTok watermark reading “@clubshawty” appears near the lower-right corner.
A two-panel meme uses the “A New Hand Touches the Beacon” Skyrim template. In the upper panel, a white bird with a long pointed beak bends its head forward over a green ledge, with the caption “*inhales” near the top. In the lower panel, a pale hand and forearm rise from the bottom toward a large faceted gray beacon, against a glowing red background; a red banner across the bottom reads “A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON”. A two-panel meme uses the “A New Hand Touches the Beacon” Skyrim template. In the upper panel, a white bird with a long pointed beak bends its head forward over a green ledge, with the caption “*inhales” near the top. In the lower panel, a pale hand and forearm rise from the bottom toward a large faceted gray beacon, against a glowing red background; a red banner across the bottom reads “A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON”.
A screenshot of a text post on a white background, with large black text at the top reading, “The sun is probably the closest thing we’ll ever have to a true Eldritch Abomination. Hear me out here-” followed by a bulleted list: “Older than recorded history; was here longer than any of us and will be here long after we leave. Has a finite beginning and end but is still incomprehensibly ancient”; “Burns itself into your vision instantly and can blind you if you look for too long”; “Further prolonged exposure can cause cancerous growths”; “Non-humanoid shape floating through space; colossal flaming tentacles angrily lash out on occasion”; “Sort of just appeared one day and is now surrounded by the corpses of its stillborn children”; “People used to sacrifice other people to appease it”; and “Pretty sure it screams at us sometimes”. Beneath the post is a small avatar, the username “pondwitch”, a blue “Follow” label, and the text “dont talk or think about this please”. A dark footer at the bottom reads “Posted in r/tumblr” on the left and shows the Reddit logo and “reddit” on the right. A screenshot of a text post on a white background, with large black text at the top reading, “The sun is probably the closest thing we’ll ever have to a true Eldritch Abomination. Hear me out here-” followed by a bulleted list: “Older than recorded history; was here longer than any of us and will be here long after we leave. Has a finite beginning and end but is still incomprehensibly ancient”; “Burns itself into your vision instantly and can blind you if you look for too long”; “Further prolonged exposure can cause cancerous growths”; “Non-humanoid shape floating through space; colossal flaming tentacles angrily lash out on occasion”; “Sort of just appeared one day and is now surrounded by the corpses of its stillborn children”; “People used to sacrifice other people to appease it”; and “Pretty sure it screams at us sometimes”. Beneath the post is a small avatar, the username “pondwitch”, a blue “Follow” label, and the text “dont talk or think about this please”. A dark footer at the bottom reads “Posted in r/tumblr” on the left and shows the Reddit logo and “reddit” on the right.
A two-panel side-by-side photograph with no visible text. In the left panel, a pale woman with dark hair and a very high forehead sits in a dark vehicle interior, points toward the right with one hand, and has her mouth open in an intense, startled expression. In the right panel, a small child with long dark hair sits at a dining table in a dark high-backed chair; an adult hand rests on the top of the chair. The child looks forward with a faint smile and unusually bright blue-looking eyes. In front of the child are a plate of vegetables and other food, a tall drinking glass, utensils, and a paper menu or document in the foreground. A two-panel side-by-side photograph with no visible text. In the left panel, a pale woman with dark hair and a very high forehead sits in a dark vehicle interior, points toward the right with one hand, and has her mouth open in an intense, startled expression. In the right panel, a small child with long dark hair sits at a dining table in a dark high-backed chair; an adult hand rests on the top of the chair. The child looks forward with a faint smile and unusually bright blue-looking eyes. In front of the child are a plate of vegetables and other food, a tall drinking glass, utensils, and a paper menu or document in the foreground.
A six-panel SpongeBob SquarePants meme arranged in two columns and three rows, with blue underwater curtain backgrounds. In the top-left panel, Patrick stands on the left looking toward Squidward, who stands beside him; the caption reads “I’M A BACKEND DEVELOPER”. In the top-right panel, Patrick gestures toward Squidward, who looks startled; the caption reads “WHAT IS A BACKEND DEVELOPER?”. In the middle-left panel, Squidward faces SpongeBob, who looks alarmed; the caption reads “IT MEAN HE IS AFRAID OF CSS”. In the middle-right panel, Squidward leans toward SpongeBob while SpongeBob looks up at him; the caption reads “NO I’M NOT!!!”. In the bottom-left panel, Patrick raises both arms beside Squidward, who looks uneasy; the caption reads “FLOAT: LEFT”. In the bottom-right panel, SpongeBob looks frightened with his mouth open and hands raised; the caption reads “STOP IT PATRICK YOU’RE SCARING HIM”. A small “imgflip.com” watermark appears in the lower-left corner. A six-panel SpongeBob SquarePants meme arranged in two columns and three rows, with blue underwater curtain backgrounds. In the top-left panel, Patrick stands on the left looking toward Squidward, who stands beside him; the caption reads “I’M A BACKEND DEVELOPER”. In the top-right panel, Patrick gestures toward Squidward, who looks startled; the caption reads “WHAT IS A BACKEND DEVELOPER?”. In the middle-left panel, Squidward faces SpongeBob, who looks alarmed; the caption reads “IT MEAN HE IS AFRAID OF CSS”. In the middle-right panel, Squidward leans toward SpongeBob while SpongeBob looks up at him; the caption reads “NO I’M NOT!!!”. In the bottom-left panel, Patrick raises both arms beside Squidward, who looks uneasy; the caption reads “FLOAT: LEFT”. In the bottom-right panel, SpongeBob looks frightened with his mouth open and hands raised; the caption reads “STOP IT PATRICK YOU’RE SCARING HIM”. A small “imgflip.com” watermark appears in the lower-left corner.
A two-panel meme: the upper panel is a warm-toned close-up of a person’s lower face and clasped hands in prayer, with the text “Please Ancestors, I need your guidance.” in large white letters with black outlining. The lower panel shows a long, gray-brown many-legged millipede on a white background, with its segmented body, antennae, and numerous legs visible; beneath it is the caption “*Loud Skittering Noises*”. A two-panel meme: the upper panel is a warm-toned close-up of a person’s lower face and clasped hands in prayer, with the text “Please Ancestors, I need your guidance.” in large white letters with black outlining. The lower panel shows a long, gray-brown many-legged millipede on a white background, with its segmented body, antennae, and numerous legs visible; beneath it is the caption “*Loud Skittering Noises*”.
A black, green-bordered image styled like a retro computer role-playing game prompt, with bright neon-green pixelated text. At the top, the text reads, “The RAT LORD cordially invites you to the SEWER for a TASTEFUL DINING EXPERIENCE.” In the center is a grainy green illustration of a rat facing left, holding or presenting a small envelope in its mouth. Below it, the text asks, “How do you ACCEPT this invitation?” At the bottom, inside square brackets, two selectable responses appear: “> With GRATITUDE” and “> With ENTHUSIASM”. A black, green-bordered image styled like a retro computer role-playing game prompt, with bright neon-green pixelated text. At the top, the text reads, “The RAT LORD cordially invites you to the SEWER for a TASTEFUL DINING EXPERIENCE.” In the center is a grainy green illustration of a rat facing left, holding or presenting a small envelope in its mouth. Below it, the text asks, “How do you ACCEPT this invitation?” At the bottom, inside square brackets, two selectable responses appear: “> With GRATITUDE” and “> With ENTHUSIASM”.
A cartoon Grim Reaper-like skeleton in a dark purple hooded robe faces forward against an orange background, grinning with exposed teeth and wearing round green-tinted glasses. A blue-gloved hand on the right adjusts the glasses, while another blue-gloved hand holds a martini glass in the lower left; the drink contains a green olive on a pick. A white speech bubble at the upper left reads, “I'M NOT INTERESTED IN BEING POLITE OR HETEROSEXUAL.” A faint vertical watermark appears along the left edge and ends with “.tumblr.com.” A cartoon Grim Reaper-like skeleton in a dark purple hooded robe faces forward against an orange background, grinning with exposed teeth and wearing round green-tinted glasses. A blue-gloved hand on the right adjusts the glasses, while another blue-gloved hand holds a martini glass in the lower left; the drink contains a green olive on a pick. A white speech bubble at the upper left reads, “I'M NOT INTERESTED IN BEING POLITE OR HETEROSEXUAL.” A faint vertical watermark appears along the left edge and ends with “.tumblr.com.”
A stylized white goose with a long neck stands on the left against a mottled olive-green background, facing right with a small black eye and bright orange bill. It holds a shovel diagonally across the image, with a beige handle extending from the lower left toward the center and a gray blade pointing to the upper right. White caption boxes on the right read, exactly: “Looking for homoerotic subtext,” “and if I cannot,” “find it,” “I will,” and “create it.” A stylized white goose with a long neck stands on the left against a mottled olive-green background, facing right with a small black eye and bright orange bill. It holds a shovel diagonally across the image, with a beige handle extending from the lower left toward the center and a gray blade pointing to the upper right. White caption boxes on the right read, exactly: “Looking for homoerotic subtext,” “and if I cannot,” “find it,” “I will,” and “create it.”
At the top, black text reads, “Me: I promise I won't launch a 95 kilogram stone projectile over 300 meters,” followed by a second caption, “*3 drinks later*”. Below the captions is a photograph of a large wooden medieval trebuchet or catapult outdoors on grass, with a heavy rectangular wooden throwing bucket raised on the left side, long support beams and a counterweight mechanism, trees and open sky in the background, and a small pale round object on the ground at lower left. At the top, black text reads, “Me: I promise I won't launch a 95 kilogram stone projectile over 300 meters,” followed by a second caption, “*3 drinks later*”. Below the captions is a photograph of a large wooden medieval trebuchet or catapult outdoors on grass, with a heavy rectangular wooden throwing bucket raised on the left side, long support beams and a counterweight mechanism, trees and open sky in the background, and a small pale round object on the ground at lower left.
At the top, large black text reads “ME WHEN IT’S SOUP TIME:”. Below it is a whimsical hand-drawn green frog with a pale belly, rosy cheeks, large black eyes, and a neutral expression, standing upright on two legs with its arms out. The frog wears a red mushroom cap with white spots, and a large spoon appears tucked through the cap, extending diagonally upward to the left. Another oversized metal spoon lies diagonally from the frog’s right hand toward the lower right. Smaller black text beside the frog reads “SOUP TIME”. faint text is printed along the lower spoon. At the top, large black text reads “ME WHEN IT’S SOUP TIME:”. Below it is a whimsical hand-drawn green frog with a pale belly, rosy cheeks, large black eyes, and a neutral expression, standing upright on two legs with its arms out. The frog wears a red mushroom cap with white spots, and a large spoon appears tucked through the cap, extending diagonally upward to the left. Another oversized metal spoon lies diagonally from the frog’s right hand toward the lower right. Smaller black text beside the frog reads “SOUP TIME”. faint text is printed along the lower spoon.
A dark-mode social media post from the account “seymourworld,” with a yellow Jolteon avatar, a “Follow” button, and a three-dot menu, contains the text “paws you with my mindpaw.” Beneath it is another entry from “seymourworld” with a green repost icon. The lower half is a simple black-and-white cartoon: a round-headed stick figure on the left appears to be struck or touched on the head by a large turquoise paw-like shape, while a long-snouted character wearing glasses looks on from the right. A black caption bar at the bottom reads, “experts are calling it very powerful”. A dark-mode social media post from the account “seymourworld,” with a yellow Jolteon avatar, a “Follow” button, and a three-dot menu, contains the text “paws you with my mindpaw.” Beneath it is another entry from “seymourworld” with a green repost icon. The lower half is a simple black-and-white cartoon: a round-headed stick figure on the left appears to be struck or touched on the head by a large turquoise paw-like shape, while a long-snouted character wearing glasses looks on from the right. A black caption bar at the bottom reads, “experts are calling it very powerful”.
A two-panel comic shows a red, purple-eyed dragon with yellow horns and a long red cape. In the top panel, the dragon sits beside a purple-haired human in a purple outfit, who is slumped against a tree or rock wall; a speech bubble reads, “MY HUMAN HASN’T SMILED MUCH TODAY AND I AM NOT SURE WHY...” In the bottom panel, the dragon peers over a large brown branch or stick, with a pointed red structure behind it; its speech bubble reads, “BUT I HAVE MY FAVORITE STICK WITH ME AND I AM COMING TO THE RESCUE”. The URL “https://thehappysunflower88.tumblr.com/” appears below the panels. A two-panel comic shows a red, purple-eyed dragon with yellow horns and a long red cape. In the top panel, the dragon sits beside a purple-haired human in a purple outfit, who is slumped against a tree or rock wall; a speech bubble reads, “MY HUMAN HASN’T SMILED MUCH TODAY AND I AM NOT SURE WHY...” In the bottom panel, the dragon peers over a large brown branch or stick, with a pointed red structure behind it; its speech bubble reads, “BUT I HAVE MY FAVORITE STICK WITH ME AND I AM COMING TO THE RESCUE”. The URL “https://thehappysunflower88.tumblr.com/” appears below the panels.
A four-panel comic in a two-by-two grid features a blue stick figure and a red stick figure. In the top-left panel, the blue figure faces the red figure and says, “BRO, LET’S PLAY CHICKEN”. In the top-right panel, the blue figure says, “WE SPEND QUALITY TIME TOGETHER AND THE FIRST ONE TO FALL IN LOVE LOSES”, and the red figure replies, “DEAL!” In the bottom-left panel, the caption reads, “A FEW WEEKS LATER...”; the two figures sit together on a light-colored couch. In the bottom-right panel, they remain seated on the couch, with the blue figure leaning toward the red figure; the blue figure says, “DAMMIT!” and the red figure says, “HA, I MAKE YOU HAPPY!” A small “MR” signature appears in the lower-right corner. A four-panel comic in a two-by-two grid features a blue stick figure and a red stick figure. In the top-left panel, the blue figure faces the red figure and says, “BRO, LET’S PLAY CHICKEN”. In the top-right panel, the blue figure says, “WE SPEND QUALITY TIME TOGETHER AND THE FIRST ONE TO FALL IN LOVE LOSES”, and the red figure replies, “DEAL!” In the bottom-left panel, the caption reads, “A FEW WEEKS LATER...”; the two figures sit together on a light-colored couch. In the bottom-right panel, they remain seated on the couch, with the blue figure leaning toward the red figure; the blue figure says, “DAMMIT!” and the red figure says, “HA, I MAKE YOU HAPPY!” A small “MR” signature appears in the lower-right corner.
At the top, the text reads “I LOVE ALL THE CREATURES OF THE FOREST.” A black-and-white drawing shows a tiny person standing in a snowy forest beneath an enormous fantastical creature: it has three eyes, a long deer-like snout with antlers, a bulky spotted body, very long thin legs, winglike fins extending from both sides, and a tall featherlike appendage on its back. The creature bends its head toward the person, who appears to wave and says “HI.” Snow-covered evergreen trees and the creature’s long shadows fill the background. At the bottom, the text reads “BUT THE 3-EYED LONG-LEGGED FLYING DERWOLF IS ONE OF MY FAVORITES.” A handwritten signature in the lower-right corner reads “SM:llon’18.” At the top, the text reads “I LOVE ALL THE CREATURES OF THE FOREST.” A black-and-white drawing shows a tiny person standing in a snowy forest beneath an enormous fantastical creature: it has three eyes, a long deer-like snout with antlers, a bulky spotted body, very long thin legs, winglike fins extending from both sides, and a tall featherlike appendage on its back. The creature bends its head toward the person, who appears to wave and says “HI.” Snow-covered evergreen trees and the creature’s long shadows fill the background. At the bottom, the text reads “BUT THE 3-EYED LONG-LEGGED FLYING DERWOLF IS ONE OF MY FAVORITES.” A handwritten signature in the lower-right corner reads “SM:llon’18.”
A social-media post displays the caption “A crisis situation that can be understood even without knowing Egyptian hieroglyphs.” The header shows “👩‍🎤 🐺 marceline2174 🤠 💀 @Marceli... · 3d”. Below it is an embedded post labeled “🌕 대환장 갤러리 @bighwanjang1 · 3d” with the Korean text “이집트 상형문자를 몰라도 알 수 있는 위기 상황.” The embedded image is an ancient Egyptian-style painting on tan, aged papyrus: a dark-haired woman in a long white dress stands on the left, facing right, with one leg raised and both arms extended toward a large black beetle. The beetle stands on top of a rectangular pedestal or box on the right. A social-media post displays the caption “A crisis situation that can be understood even without knowing Egyptian hieroglyphs.” The header shows “👩‍🎤 🐺 marceline2174 🤠 💀 @Marceli... · 3d”. Below it is an embedded post labeled “🌕 대환장 갤러리 @bighwanjang1 · 3d” with the Korean text “이집트 상형문자를 몰라도 알 수 있는 위기 상황.” The embedded image is an ancient Egyptian-style painting on tan, aged papyrus: a dark-haired woman in a long white dress stands on the left, facing right, with one leg raised and both arms extended toward a large black beetle. The beetle stands on top of a rectangular pedestal or box on the right.
A four-panel collage. In the top-left panel, a woman wearing a blue surgical cap looks upward and to the side; yellow text at the bottom reads, “You can't do it freehand.” In the top-right panel, a man in a dark surgical cap and light-blue medical gown looks forward with his mouth slightly open; white text at the bottom reads, “I can and I will.” In the bottom-left panel, another man in dark medical clothing and a black cap stands indoors with his arms crossed; yellow text reads, “This isn't a time for showing off, Strange.” The bottom-right panel is a close-up of fingers holding a small yellow-and-brown figurine while a fine paintbrush applies paint to its black-and-white checkered armor. A four-panel collage. In the top-left panel, a woman wearing a blue surgical cap looks upward and to the side; yellow text at the bottom reads, “You can't do it freehand.” In the top-right panel, a man in a dark surgical cap and light-blue medical gown looks forward with his mouth slightly open; white text at the bottom reads, “I can and I will.” In the bottom-left panel, another man in dark medical clothing and a black cap stands indoors with his arms crossed; yellow text reads, “This isn't a time for showing off, Strange.” The bottom-right panel is a close-up of fingers holding a small yellow-and-brown figurine while a fine paintbrush applies paint to its black-and-white checkered armor.
A text-overlaid photograph shows the caption “Pardon me while I sip on my very reasonably sized cold” on the first line and “brew” on the second. In the foreground, an enormous round glass bowl sits on a wooden table, filled with a light-brown iced coffee and many ice cubes; a vertical straw extends from it. Behind the bowl, a person in a black shirt with a white Adidas logo holds the straw and stirs the drink, with their face out of frame. A dark chair, a small dark object at the lower left, and part of a white paper are visible in the background. A text-overlaid photograph shows the caption “Pardon me while I sip on my very reasonably sized cold” on the first line and “brew” on the second. In the foreground, an enormous round glass bowl sits on a wooden table, filled with a light-brown iced coffee and many ice cubes; a vertical straw extends from it. Behind the bowl, a person in a black shirt with a white Adidas logo holds the straw and stirs the drink, with their face out of frame. A dark chair, a small dark object at the lower left, and part of a white paper are visible in the background.
The top of the image contains the text, “Without objective morality, everything is permissible.” Below it, a close-up shows a rectangular chocolate bar or chocolate-covered confection partially unwrapped in shiny silver and red packaging. Much of the chocolate coating is broken or missing, exposing a rough, crumbly beige filling; several deep rectangular grooves and raised segments remain visible on the right side. The background is mottled green and tan, resembling grass or ground. The top of the image contains the text, “Without objective morality, everything is permissible.” Below it, a close-up shows a rectangular chocolate bar or chocolate-covered confection partially unwrapped in shiny silver and red packaging. Much of the chocolate coating is broken or missing, exposing a rough, crumbly beige filling; several deep rectangular grooves and raised segments remain visible on the right side. The background is mottled green and tan, resembling grass or ground.
At the top, large black text in quotation marks reads, “If you want things to get better you have to make some changes”. Below it is the “shocked rat” meme template: a rat sits upright on a wooden surface against a green background, with gray-brown fur, a white face and chest, black eyes, an open mouth showing its teeth, and a long pink tail curled into a loop on the left. White text across its body reads “*shocked hissing*”. A small watermark in the lower-right corner reads “@mrsbuttercuppigeonpants”. At the top, large black text in quotation marks reads, “If you want things to get better you have to make some changes”. Below it is the “shocked rat” meme template: a rat sits upright on a wooden surface against a green background, with gray-brown fur, a white face and chest, black eyes, an open mouth showing its teeth, and a long pink tail curled into a loop on the left. White text across its body reads “*shocked hissing*”. A small watermark in the lower-right corner reads “@mrsbuttercuppigeonpants”.
This uses the “Your vibe attracts your tribe” meme format. At the top, black text on a white background reads, exactly, “Your vibe attracts your tribe” and “My tribe:”. Below, a painted group stands in a gloomy forest: at left is a tall green insect-like creature with antennae and large dark eyes, wearing a dark cloak beside a tripod-mounted vintage camera; near the center is a woman with short black hair, a red jacket, white-collared dark blouse, and long brown skirt, holding hands with a large shaggy brown humanoid resembling Bigfoot. Behind them are a translucent pale-green skeletal ghost and a tall mottled, tree-like figure with an oval blue-and-red feature near its head. At right are a small gray-faced alien in a green robe with a triangular collar and a black winged creature with antennae, glowing red eyes, and a toothy mouth. This uses the “Your vibe attracts your tribe” meme format. At the top, black text on a white background reads, exactly, “Your vibe attracts your tribe” and “My tribe:”. Below, a painted group stands in a gloomy forest: at left is a tall green insect-like creature with antennae and large dark eyes, wearing a dark cloak beside a tripod-mounted vintage camera; near the center is a woman with short black hair, a red jacket, white-collared dark blouse, and long brown skirt, holding hands with a large shaggy brown humanoid resembling Bigfoot. Behind them are a translucent pale-green skeletal ghost and a tall mottled, tree-like figure with an oval blue-and-red feature near its head. At right are a small gray-faced alien in a green robe with a triangular collar and a black winged creature with antennae, glowing red eyes, and a toothy mouth.
A fluffy white Samoyed dog runs toward the camera across a green lawn, one front paw lifted, mouth open with its pink tongue out, and ears upright. Trees and a blurred gray path or road appear in the background. Large magenta text across the center reads exactly: “(i am off to commit the sin of empathy)”. A fluffy white Samoyed dog runs toward the camera across a green lawn, one front paw lifted, mouth open with its pink tongue out, and ears upright. Trees and a blurred gray path or road appear in the background. Large magenta text across the center reads exactly: “(i am off to commit the sin of empathy)”.
A colorful Advice Animals-style meme with a pink, yellow, and blue watercolor background and irregular black border. At the top, large black text in a white rounded banner reads, “I LOVE ALL YOU BUCKAROOS”. In the center is a cartoon gray rat or mouse wearing a purple cowboy hat, yellow belt, blue cowboy boots, and a yellow star badge, with a revolver at its waist; it grins with sharp teeth and holds its pink-gloved hands out, while red hearts float around it. A small label beneath the character reads, “ADVICE SKELETON”. At the bottom, another white rounded banner contains large black text reading, “CONSIDER THIS A THREAT”. A colorful Advice Animals-style meme with a pink, yellow, and blue watercolor background and irregular black border. At the top, large black text in a white rounded banner reads, “I LOVE ALL YOU BUCKAROOS”. In the center is a cartoon gray rat or mouse wearing a purple cowboy hat, yellow belt, blue cowboy boots, and a yellow star badge, with a revolver at its waist; it grins with sharp teeth and holds its pink-gloved hands out, while red hearts float around it. A small label beneath the character reads, “ADVICE SKELETON”. At the bottom, another white rounded banner contains large black text reading, “CONSIDER THIS A THREAT”.
A black text panel occupies the top of the image, with white text reading exactly: “2024 APPLIANCES: Breaks within 2 years. 1980S REFRIGERATOR: I will outlive you and everyone you love. I am eternal. I am time itself.” Below it is a cream-colored, two-door refrigerator with a freezer compartment on top, dark trim, and a small rectangular brand label on the upper door, standing in a wood-paneled kitchen with countertops and household items visible around it. The lower-left corner is watermarked “Amomama,” and the lower-right corner has a stylized “Am” logo. A black text panel occupies the top of the image, with white text reading exactly: “2024 APPLIANCES: Breaks within 2 years. 1980S REFRIGERATOR: I will outlive you and everyone you love. I am eternal. I am time itself.” Below it is a cream-colored, two-door refrigerator with a freezer compartment on top, dark trim, and a small rectangular brand label on the upper door, standing in a wood-paneled kitchen with countertops and household items visible around it. The lower-left corner is watermarked “Amomama,” and the lower-right corner has a stylized “Am” logo.
A colorful, darkly tinted collage in the style of a horror-themed lyric meme shows several Dracula-like figures seated together, with a pale-faced, long-haired figure in black and green at center-right, a red-haired figure in red beside him, and other partially obscured figures in the background; a goblet is visible above them. Large white cursive text on the left reads “Live,” “Laugh,” and “Love,” with yellow typewriter-style text beside and below them reading “through the ditches and,” “through the witches I,” and “in the back of my Dracula!” respectively. A colorful, darkly tinted collage in the style of a horror-themed lyric meme shows several Dracula-like figures seated together, with a pale-faced, long-haired figure in black and green at center-right, a red-haired figure in red beside him, and other partially obscured figures in the background; a goblet is visible above them. Large white cursive text on the left reads “Live,” “Laugh,” and “Love,” with yellow typewriter-style text beside and below them reading “through the ditches and,” “through the witches I,” and “in the back of my Dracula!” respectively.
A vertical Warhammer 40,000-themed collage has three stacked scenes. At the top, a bulky white-armored futuristic soldier with a skull-like face aims a large firearm while holding up a clenched fist; the caption reads, “A BULLET MAY HAVE YOUR NAME WRITTEN ON IT” and “BUT A GRENADE SIMPLY SAYS ‘TO WHOMEVER IT MAY CONCERN’”. In the middle, a red-robed figure stands with arms outstretched before a heavily armed tank surrounded by multiple gun barrels and tattered banners; the caption reads, “DEAR GRID COORDINATES”. At the bottom, a glowing fiery projectile or shell streaks through space near a dark planet, with the caption, “ATTN: HERETICS”. A vertical Warhammer 40,000-themed collage has three stacked scenes. At the top, a bulky white-armored futuristic soldier with a skull-like face aims a large firearm while holding up a clenched fist; the caption reads, “A BULLET MAY HAVE YOUR NAME WRITTEN ON IT” and “BUT A GRENADE SIMPLY SAYS ‘TO WHOMEVER IT MAY CONCERN’”. In the middle, a red-robed figure stands with arms outstretched before a heavily armed tank surrounded by multiple gun barrels and tattered banners; the caption reads, “DEAR GRID COORDINATES”. At the bottom, a glowing fiery projectile or shell streaks through space near a dark planet, with the caption, “ATTN: HERETICS”.
A parody fantasy cover is framed by a distressed yellow-and-black border. At center, a muscular, long-haired barbarian wearing a red loincloth raises a double-headed battle axe over his head while riding or standing atop a multi-headed, horned monster; other fantastical creatures are visible below and behind him. A parchment scroll on the left reads, “I SHOULDN’T HAVE EATEN ALL THOSE EDIBLES BEFORE GOING TO THE”. The upper-right corner has the logo “TS” with “Teenage Stepdad” beneath it. Across the bottom, large stylized lettering reads “GROCERY STORE”, and below that, in white text, “What If Somebody Talks To Me?” A parody fantasy cover is framed by a distressed yellow-and-black border. At center, a muscular, long-haired barbarian wearing a red loincloth raises a double-headed battle axe over his head while riding or standing atop a multi-headed, horned monster; other fantastical creatures are visible below and behind him. A parchment scroll on the left reads, “I SHOULDN’T HAVE EATEN ALL THOSE EDIBLES BEFORE GOING TO THE”. The upper-right corner has the logo “TS” with “Teenage Stepdad” beneath it. Across the bottom, large stylized lettering reads “GROCERY STORE”, and below that, in white text, “What If Somebody Talks To Me?”
At the top, black text on a white background reads, “Me: there’s nothing I can do about the government shutdown” and “4 drinks later:”. Below is a film still of a light-skinned man with brown hair, wearing a white shirt and dark jacket, looking seriously toward the right; part of another person’s blurred head is visible at the right edge. Yellow subtitle text at the bottom reads, “I’m gonna steal the Declaration of Independence.” A small “mematic.net” watermark appears in the lower-right corner. At the top, black text on a white background reads, “Me: there’s nothing I can do about the government shutdown” and “4 drinks later:”. Below is a film still of a light-skinned man with brown hair, wearing a white shirt and dark jacket, looking seriously toward the right; part of another person’s blurred head is visible at the right edge. Yellow subtitle text at the bottom reads, “I’m gonna steal the Declaration of Independence.” A small “mematic.net” watermark appears in the lower-right corner.
A three-panel cartoon based on the bicycle-rider-falling meme template. In the top panel, a person in a white shirt and purple pants rides a bicycle along a gray path beside a green field and blue sky; a red square icon with a white sword overlays their head, and a translucent orange circle labeled “AOE” covers the bicycle’s front area. In the middle panel, the rider continues forward while the bicycle’s front wheel and handlebars pass through another orange “AOE” circle; the same red sword icon covers the rider’s head, and the watermark “@FFXIV_Memes” appears near the upper right. In the bottom panel, the bicycle has fallen to the left while the rider lies sprawled on the ground to the right, still with the red sword icon over their head; an orange circle labeled “AOE” overlaps the fallen bicycle, and bold text reads “WHERE WERE THE HEALS?!”. A three-panel cartoon based on the bicycle-rider-falling meme template. In the top panel, a person in a white shirt and purple pants rides a bicycle along a gray path beside a green field and blue sky; a red square icon with a white sword overlays their head, and a translucent orange circle labeled “AOE” covers the bicycle’s front area. In the middle panel, the rider continues forward while the bicycle’s front wheel and handlebars pass through another orange “AOE” circle; the same red sword icon covers the rider’s head, and the watermark “@FFXIV_Memes” appears near the upper right. In the bottom panel, the bicycle has fallen to the left while the rider lies sprawled on the ground to the right, still with the red sword icon over their head; an orange circle labeled “AOE” overlaps the fallen bicycle, and bold text reads “WHERE WERE THE HEALS?!”.
A screenshot of a 4chan-style thread has a photograph in the upper left of a reddish-brown, long-legged canine with large upright ears and a dark muzzle standing in a grassy field dotted with small white flowers, lowering its head toward a fried egg on the ground. To the right, a pale post reads: “Anonymous (ID: h3BTNlvq )” followed by “08/26/14(Tue)21:09:26 No.564954759”, then the lines “leg so hot”, “hot hot leg”, and “leg so hot u fry an eg”. A reply beneath it reads “>> [checkbox] Anonymous (ID: 1Uj/GaSB )”, “08/26/14(Tue)21:09:51 No.564954840”, and “what the actual fuck”. A lower post reads “>> [checkbox] Anonymous (ID: xikjV7Of ) / 08/26/14(Tue)21:10:46 No.564955000”, followed by “>>564954759 (OP) #” and “more.” A screenshot of a 4chan-style thread has a photograph in the upper left of a reddish-brown, long-legged canine with large upright ears and a dark muzzle standing in a grassy field dotted with small white flowers, lowering its head toward a fried egg on the ground. To the right, a pale post reads: “Anonymous (ID: h3BTNlvq )” followed by “08/26/14(Tue)21:09:26 No.564954759”, then the lines “leg so hot”, “hot hot leg”, and “leg so hot u fry an eg”. A reply beneath it reads “>> [checkbox] Anonymous (ID: 1Uj/GaSB )”, “08/26/14(Tue)21:09:51 No.564954840”, and “what the actual fuck”. A lower post reads “>> [checkbox] Anonymous (ID: xikjV7Of ) / 08/26/14(Tue)21:10:46 No.564955000”, followed by “>>564954759 (OP) #” and “more.”
A blue, bald humanoid with a blank expression sits on a dark, jagged rock in the middle of a pink, sparsely textured alien landscape beneath a black, star-speckled sky. Two light-blue speech bubbles appear above: the upper-left bubble reads “THAT IS MY PURSE.” and the upper-right bubble reads “I DO NOT KNOW YOU.” This uses the “I Do Not Know You, That’s My Purse!” meme format. A blue, bald humanoid with a blank expression sits on a dark, jagged rock in the middle of a pink, sparsely textured alien landscape beneath a black, star-speckled sky. Two light-blue speech bubbles appear above: the upper-left bubble reads “THAT IS MY PURSE.” and the upper-right bubble reads “I DO NOT KNOW YOU.” This uses the “I Do Not Know You, That’s My Purse!” meme format.
A black-and-white vintage engraving is framed by wide black margins. At the top, large text reads, “AWAKEN WENCH! Though it hast not yet been emptied, the bottom of our kibble is once again visible.” Below, a distressed woman in a flowing nightgown lies on the ground with one arm raised, surrounded by numerous black cats. One large cat stands on her torso, while other cats crowd around her, some holding long spears or sticks; several glare toward her or the viewer. A watermark in the lower-right corner reads “♪ @thistlewaste.” A black-and-white vintage engraving is framed by wide black margins. At the top, large text reads, “AWAKEN WENCH! Though it hast not yet been emptied, the bottom of our kibble is once again visible.” Below, a distressed woman in a flowing nightgown lies on the ground with one arm raised, surrounded by numerous black cats. One large cat stands on her torso, while other cats crowd around her, some holding long spears or sticks; several glare toward her or the viewer. A watermark in the lower-right corner reads “♪ @thistlewaste.”
A close-up of a sweating man on the right with his eyes tightly shut and a tense, pained grimace, beside a crudely drawn white goose on the left with a black eye and large orange beak, neck, and feet. The goose’s beak points toward the man’s ear, with small black sound marks and the text “HONK” beneath it. A close-up of a sweating man on the right with his eyes tightly shut and a tense, pained grimace, beside a crudely drawn white goose on the left with a black eye and large orange beak, neck, and feet. The goose’s beak points toward the man’s ear, with small black sound marks and the text “HONK” beneath it.
A fish swims diagonally across the upper-right portion of a close-up underwater scene beneath textured ice, with its head toward the upper center and tail at the right edge. Large pale-pink cursive lettering with a dark brown drop shadow covers the image in four lines: “Live,” “Laugh,” “Lay eggs” and “and die”. Snowy or icy white areas appear along the left and lower portions, while dark water and bubbles fill the background. A fish swims diagonally across the upper-right portion of a close-up underwater scene beneath textured ice, with its head toward the upper center and tail at the right edge. Large pale-pink cursive lettering with a dark brown drop shadow covers the image in four lines: “Live,” “Laugh,” “Lay eggs” and “and die”. Snowy or icy white areas appear along the left and lower portions, while dark water and bubbles fill the background.
At the top, black text on a white background reads, “when the waitress takes ur plate and” on the first line and “there were still fries on it” on the second. Below is a photograph of a fluffy tiger cub standing on the forest floor among sticks, leaves, and moss, facing the camera with narrowed eyes and a stern, displeased expression. At the top, black text on a white background reads, “when the waitress takes ur plate and” on the first line and “there were still fries on it” on the second. Below is a photograph of a fluffy tiger cub standing on the forest floor among sticks, leaves, and moss, facing the camera with narrowed eyes and a stern, displeased expression.
On a white background, large lowercase black text at the top reads: “i don't even want this job you capitalist crony i was neurobiologically wired to look around for berries and nuts and literally just vibe the rest of the time & you've gone and fucked it all up haven’t you, you corporate pig”. A hand-drawn black arrow points down toward a large solid-black side-profile silhouette of a human head facing right; inside the head is a tangled cluster of overlapping white loops representing a scribbled brain. A speech bubble extending from the silhouette’s mouth reads: “oh yes definitely i would consider myself a self-starter & a people person, absolutely”. On a white background, large lowercase black text at the top reads: “i don't even want this job you capitalist crony i was neurobiologically wired to look around for berries and nuts and literally just vibe the rest of the time & you've gone and fucked it all up haven’t you, you corporate pig”. A hand-drawn black arrow points down toward a large solid-black side-profile silhouette of a human head facing right; inside the head is a tangled cluster of overlapping white loops representing a scribbled brain. A speech bubble extending from the silhouette’s mouth reads: “oh yes definitely i would consider myself a self-starter & a people person, absolutely”.
A screenshot-style meme is arranged vertically. At the top, the username “dorsalvania” appears beside a small avatar. Below is a Twitter post from “incorrigible mozart goose” with the handle “@TrevorWoggon” and a circular avatar of a white goose with an orange beak on a green background. The tweet text reads, “casual sex implies the existence of ranked competitive sex”. Beneath it are the lines “10:29 AM · 10/8/19 from Minneapolis, MN · Twitter” and “for iPhone”, followed by “4,990 Retweets 12.1K Likes”. Below that, the username “turnipfritters” appears beside a small avatar and green repost icon. The lower half is a Super Smash Bros.-style graphic labeled “Online > With Anyone” at the top, split into two panels: the left panel shows Kirby and other colorful characters with the large text “For Fun”, while the right panel shows combat-oriented characters including Link and Samus with the large text “For Glory”. A screenshot-style meme is arranged vertically. At the top, the username “dorsalvania” appears beside a small avatar. Below is a Twitter post from “incorrigible mozart goose” with the handle “@TrevorWoggon” and a circular avatar of a white goose with an orange beak on a green background. The tweet text reads, “casual sex implies the existence of ranked competitive sex”. Beneath it are the lines “10:29 AM · 10/8/19 from Minneapolis, MN · Twitter” and “for iPhone”, followed by “4,990 Retweets 12.1K Likes”. Below that, the username “turnipfritters” appears beside a small avatar and green repost icon. The lower half is a Super Smash Bros.-style graphic labeled “Online > With Anyone” at the top, split into two panels: the left panel shows Kirby and other colorful characters with the large text “For Fun”, while the right panel shows combat-oriented characters including Link and Samus with the large text “For Glory”.
A black-background post styled like a social media screenshot appears near the upper left, with a small circular grayscale profile photo of a person bending forward, the username “wishbone” and handle “@nobodyondrugs.” Large white text across the middle reads “(flirting) i had a nightmare about you”. A TikTok watermark and the username “@mimipeepoo” appear near the bottom center. A black-background post styled like a social media screenshot appears near the upper left, with a small circular grayscale profile photo of a person bending forward, the username “wishbone” and handle “@nobodyondrugs.” Large white text across the middle reads “(flirting) i had a nightmare about you”. A TikTok watermark and the username “@mimipeepoo” appear near the bottom center.
A black-background screenshot of a tweet by “Errai” (@errai), with a small circular anime-style profile picture at the upper left and a three-dot menu at the upper right. The tweet text reads exactly: “Cashier: We’re really feeding this trash to people? It’s borderline immoral” followed by a blank line, then “Taco Bell Manager: There you go again with that word. You’ve gotta think of them less as people and more as localized physical phenomena”. A vertical gray scrollbar appears along the right edge. A black-background screenshot of a tweet by “Errai” (@errai), with a small circular anime-style profile picture at the upper left and a three-dot menu at the upper right. The tweet text reads exactly: “Cashier: We’re really feeding this trash to people? It’s borderline immoral” followed by a blank line, then “Taco Bell Manager: There you go again with that word. You’ve gotta think of them less as people and more as localized physical phenomena”. A vertical gray scrollbar appears along the right edge.
A brightly colored cartoon-style scene shows a glowing pink coffin or bed floating diagonally against a deep-blue background scattered with pastel stars, dots, and small celestial shapes. A small person with dark hair is lying inside near the upper-left end, with their head and face visible above the pink surface. Yellow-orange outlines and a soft glow surround the coffin. At the bottom, large lowercase text reads: “due to not wanting to, i will” and beneath it, “not. thanks”. A brightly colored cartoon-style scene shows a glowing pink coffin or bed floating diagonally against a deep-blue background scattered with pastel stars, dots, and small celestial shapes. A small person with dark hair is lying inside near the upper-left end, with their head and face visible above the pink surface. Yellow-orange outlines and a soft glow surround the coffin. At the bottom, large lowercase text reads: “due to not wanting to, i will” and beneath it, “not. thanks”.
A white text panel fills the top half, with bold black centered text reading: “Me have bigger cave + Me not care +” / “Me not ask + No woman + Small” / “meat stick + You fall from clan + Me” / “better thinking + You not only Ooga” / “but entire Chakalaka + Grrrr” / “+ Never breed + Touch rock”. Beneath it is a blurry, brown-toned caveman film still: a red-haired, bare-chested man on the left reaches toward or restrains a pale-haired, bearded man in the center, while a shaggy dark-haired figure in animal-skin clothing stands on the right facing them. This uses a caveman meme template. A white text panel fills the top half, with bold black centered text reading: “Me have bigger cave + Me not care +” / “Me not ask + No woman + Small” / “meat stick + You fall from clan + Me” / “better thinking + You not only Ooga” / “but entire Chakalaka + Grrrr” / “+ Never breed + Touch rock”. Beneath it is a blurry, brown-toned caveman film still: a red-haired, bare-chested man on the left reaches toward or restrains a pale-haired, bearded man in the center, while a shaggy dark-haired figure in animal-skin clothing stands on the right facing them. This uses a caveman meme template.
A two-panel meme in the “Why can’t you just be normal?” format: the top panel shows an older woman with messy blond hair sitting in a car, leaning toward an open window and shouting with her mouth wide open; yellow text across the bottom reads, “Why cant you just be normal ?” The bottom panel shows a yellow, wide-eyed cartoon fox-like character seated in the back seat of a car with a seat belt across its body, its mouth open in an exaggerated scream; white text at the bottom reads, “*Screams*”. A two-panel meme in the “Why can’t you just be normal?” format: the top panel shows an older woman with messy blond hair sitting in a car, leaning toward an open window and shouting with her mouth wide open; yellow text across the bottom reads, “Why cant you just be normal ?” The bottom panel shows a yellow, wide-eyed cartoon fox-like character seated in the back seat of a car with a seat belt across its body, its mouth open in an exaggerated scream; white text at the bottom reads, “*Screams*”.
A parody pharmaceutical advertisement using imagery from *Dune* shows a blue-eyed woman in a knit headband and scarf in the foreground, looking toward the viewer with a slight smile, while a man stands behind her in a desert landscape under a red-orange sky. At the top, white text reads, “When the time is right” and “Be in control of the Universe,” with “Universe” in blue. Large text at lower right reads “SPICE™” and “(Spice Melange).” An orange panel along the bottom reads, “Benefits of SPICE™ observed in laboratory trial studies include:” followed by “Arousal,” “Prescience,” “Ability to Ride Sand Worms,” “Lower Blood Pressure,” “Help with Erectile Dysfunction,” “Expanded Sensory Perception,” “Increased Life Expectancy,” “Hair Growth,” and “Navigate the Endless Spans of Space.” The right column reads, “Side Effects include” followed by “Addiction,” “Blue tint to vision,” “Blue tint to the iris and pupil,” and “Intergalactic conspiracies.” Below is a small blue emblem beside “Developed by House Atreides.” A boxed warning reads, “Warning: Please seek immediate medical attention if actor musician Sting attempts to fight you to the death.” The bottom edge reads, “BY ARISTOTLE PRAMAGIOULIS.” A parody pharmaceutical advertisement using imagery from *Dune* shows a blue-eyed woman in a knit headband and scarf in the foreground, looking toward the viewer with a slight smile, while a man stands behind her in a desert landscape under a red-orange sky. At the top, white text reads, “When the time is right” and “Be in control of the Universe,” with “Universe” in blue. Large text at lower right reads “SPICE™” and “(Spice Melange).” An orange panel along the bottom reads, “Benefits of SPICE™ observed in laboratory trial studies include:” followed by “Arousal,” “Prescience,” “Ability to Ride Sand Worms,” “Lower Blood Pressure,” “Help with Erectile Dysfunction,” “Expanded Sensory Perception,” “Increased Life Expectancy,” “Hair Growth,” and “Navigate the Endless Spans of Space.” The right column reads, “Side Effects include” followed by “Addiction,” “Blue tint to vision,” “Blue tint to the iris and pupil,” and “Intergalactic conspiracies.” Below is a small blue emblem beside “Developed by House Atreides.” A boxed warning reads, “Warning: Please seek immediate medical attention if actor musician Sting attempts to fight you to the death.” The bottom edge reads, “BY ARISTOTLE PRAMAGIOULIS.”
A black-and-white line drawing on a white background shows the Grim Reaper in profile, wearing a long, heavily shaded hooded robe that trails into jagged points along the ground. The Reaper has a skull face and holds a large curved scythe raised behind it. A thin, skeletal arm extends from beneath the robe and holds a small black handbag. Centered beneath the drawing is the handwritten caption, “I PUT THE BITCH IN OBITUARY.” A black-and-white line drawing on a white background shows the Grim Reaper in profile, wearing a long, heavily shaded hooded robe that trails into jagged points along the ground. The Reaper has a skull face and holds a large curved scythe raised behind it. A thin, skeletal arm extends from beneath the robe and holds a small black handbag. Centered beneath the drawing is the handwritten caption, “I PUT THE BITCH IN OBITUARY.”
A vertical meme template with a gray banner at the top reading “LIVE FREE” and a matching banner at the bottom reading “OR DON’T.” In the center, a pale, bald, long-faced animated humanoid character in a brown shirt stares forward with narrowed eyes and a skeptical, displeased expression. Classical-looking buildings with columns, domes, and steps appear in the muted background. This is the “Live Free or Don’t” meme template. A vertical meme template with a gray banner at the top reading “LIVE FREE” and a matching banner at the bottom reading “OR DON’T.” In the center, a pale, bald, long-faced animated humanoid character in a brown shirt stares forward with narrowed eyes and a skeptical, displeased expression. Classical-looking buildings with columns, domes, and steps appear in the muted background. This is the “Live Free or Don’t” meme template.
A four-panel grid titled “The neurodivergent social battery spectrum.” The top-left panel has a pale turquoise background, a squirrel sitting upright, and the text “I planned this conversation in advance.” The top-right panel has a pale pink background, a squinting tabby cat sitting with its paws tucked under its body, and the text “please do not perceive me.” The bottom-left panel has a pale yellow-green background, a smiling golden retriever sitting with its tongue out, and the text “I accidentally became everyone’s therapist.” The bottom-right panel has a pale lavender background, a gray opossum curled inside a dark opening, and the text “I have vanished without explanation.” A four-panel grid titled “The neurodivergent social battery spectrum.” The top-left panel has a pale turquoise background, a squirrel sitting upright, and the text “I planned this conversation in advance.” The top-right panel has a pale pink background, a squinting tabby cat sitting with its paws tucked under its body, and the text “please do not perceive me.” The bottom-left panel has a pale yellow-green background, a smiling golden retriever sitting with its tongue out, and the text “I accidentally became everyone’s therapist.” The bottom-right panel has a pale lavender background, a gray opossum curled inside a dark opening, and the text “I have vanished without explanation.”
A seal lies partly submerged in shallow water beside a rocky wall, its rounded body patterned gray and black and its face turned toward the camera with a blank, sleepy expression. White text at the top reads, “I am the Dumpling.” and white text along the bottom reads, “I speak for the soup.” A seal lies partly submerged in shallow water beside a rocky wall, its rounded body patterned gray and black and its face turned toward the camera with a blank, sleepy expression. White text at the top reads, “I am the Dumpling.” and white text along the bottom reads, “I speak for the soup.”
A retro 1980s-style graphic features a star-filled purple and blue space background, diagonal rainbow-colored beams in the upper left, and a glowing purple geometric shape behind the lettering. A neon grid floor stretches across the bottom. Large metallic block letters in the center read “BUT NOT,” with pink cursive text above reading “Disappointed” and glowing white-and-blue upright text below reading “SURPRISED.” A retro 1980s-style graphic features a star-filled purple and blue space background, diagonal rainbow-colored beams in the upper left, and a glowing purple geometric shape behind the lettering. A neon grid floor stretches across the bottom. Large metallic block letters in the center read “BUT NOT,” with pink cursive text above reading “Disappointed” and glowing white-and-blue upright text below reading “SURPRISED.”
A two-panel meme using Disney’s Cinderella imagery. In the top panel, the smiling Fairy Godmother, wearing a blue hooded cloak and magenta scarf, appears against a dark blue, starry background; white text reads, “At the stroke of 12, your carriage will turn back into a pumpkin...” In the bottom panel, a cartoon woman with orange hair, black glasses, a black knit hat, and a pink-and-gray scarf looks down with a smirk while holding a white Starbucks cup; white text on the left reads, “YASSSSS BITCH”. A two-panel meme using Disney’s Cinderella imagery. In the top panel, the smiling Fairy Godmother, wearing a blue hooded cloak and magenta scarf, appears against a dark blue, starry background; white text reads, “At the stroke of 12, your carriage will turn back into a pumpkin...” In the bottom panel, a cartoon woman with orange hair, black glasses, a black knit hat, and a pink-and-gray scarf looks down with a smirk while holding a white Starbucks cup; white text on the left reads, “YASSSSS BITCH”.
At the top, black text on a white background reads, “If you think about it, armadillos are just tactical assault possums.” Below, a two-panel wildlife photograph shows an armadillo in the upper panel walking left through leaf litter and vegetation; it has a long pointed snout, a rounded body covered in segmented armor, and a small tail. The lower panel shows a possum standing on a tree branch, facing left, with a white face, pointed snout, dark eyes, rounded ears, shaggy gray-and-black fur, and pale claws. At the top, black text on a white background reads, “If you think about it, armadillos are just tactical assault possums.” Below, a two-panel wildlife photograph shows an armadillo in the upper panel walking left through leaf litter and vegetation; it has a long pointed snout, a rounded body covered in segmented armor, and a small tail. The lower panel shows a possum standing on a tree branch, facing left, with a white face, pointed snout, dark eyes, rounded ears, shaggy gray-and-black fur, and pale claws.
A smiling man in a light blue shirt pours yellow liquid from a large tilted plastic bottle into a bowl of salad on a table. The bottle is labeled “JAVASCRIPT,” the man is labeled “DEVELOPERS,” and the bowl is labeled “WEBSITE.” Shelves, kitchen items, and containers are visible in the background. A smiling man in a light blue shirt pours yellow liquid from a large tilted plastic bottle into a bowl of salad on a table. The bottle is labeled “JAVASCRIPT,” the man is labeled “DEVELOPERS,” and the bowl is labeled “WEBSITE.” Shelves, kitchen items, and containers are visible in the background.
A plain white square contains black sans-serif text, with a large two-line headline near the upper left reading, “If you're reading this” and “it's too late.” Below it, in smaller text, a three-line message reads, “I already sent good vibes your way. They're coming. There's nothing you can do to stop them.” A plain white square contains black sans-serif text, with a large two-line headline near the upper left reading, “If you're reading this” and “it's too late.” Below it, in smaller text, a three-line message reads, “I already sent good vibes your way. They're coming. There's nothing you can do to stop them.”
A cropped social-media post on a white background shows a small circular profile photo of a person in a blue shirt beside the username “@pacinomoney,” with a downward chevron at the upper right. Large black text below reads exactly: “what a fucking year this week has been.” A cropped social-media post on a white background shows a small circular profile photo of a person in a blue shirt beside the username “@pacinomoney,” with a downward chevron at the upper right. Large black text below reads exactly: “what a fucking year this week has been.”
A vertically arranged four-panel cartoon features a light-gray-and-white fox-like character with blue hair, orange inner ears, and a large pale-green blanket wrapped around its body. In the top panel, the character looks sideways with a stern expression. In the second panel, the same character appears with a similarly unimpressed expression beside the handwritten text “MORE...”. In the third panel, a dark-gray-and-white wolf-like character with green eyes holds three folded blankets, while the handwritten text reads “The "Blanket King" gets a max of 3 blankets”; a small version of the wrapped blue-haired character appears at right. In the bottom panel, the wrapped character sits at right beside the handwritten text “The Blanket King is much too comfy to punish you.” A faint “@Myusong” watermark appears near the first and third panels. A vertically arranged four-panel cartoon features a light-gray-and-white fox-like character with blue hair, orange inner ears, and a large pale-green blanket wrapped around its body. In the top panel, the character looks sideways with a stern expression. In the second panel, the same character appears with a similarly unimpressed expression beside the handwritten text “MORE...”. In the third panel, a dark-gray-and-white wolf-like character with green eyes holds three folded blankets, while the handwritten text reads “The "Blanket King" gets a max of 3 blankets”; a small version of the wrapped blue-haired character appears at right. In the bottom panel, the wrapped character sits at right beside the handwritten text “The Blanket King is much too comfy to punish you.” A faint “@Myusong” watermark appears near the first and third panels.
A two-panel meme with large black text on a white background at the top reading, “You have been visited by a dog.” Below, a golden retriever faces the camera in close-up, with floppy ears, a large black nose, bright eyes, and an open mouth showing its tongue and teeth. A two-panel meme with large black text on a white background at the top reading, “You have been visited by a dog.” Below, a golden retriever faces the camera in close-up, with floppy ears, a large black nose, bright eyes, and an open mouth showing its tongue and teeth.
A four-panel cartoon featuring Bowser and Yoshi, framed by thick black borders. In the upper-left panel, a close-up of Bowser’s face fills the lower portion: he has red hair, green skin, a yellow muzzle, white horns, and an open mouth with a pink tongue; a white speech bubble above him contains seven outlined oval shapes and the handwritten text “your tongue is-”. In the upper-right panel, Bowser’s face is shown again with two large black exclamation marks beside him. The wide lower panel shows Bowser lying on the ground with his long red tongue extended toward the left, while Yoshi stands behind him on the right; a large white speech bubble reads “MLEM”. The background is green and pale blue with stylized foliage, and a small signature reading “Faz” appears near the upper-right corner. A four-panel cartoon featuring Bowser and Yoshi, framed by thick black borders. In the upper-left panel, a close-up of Bowser’s face fills the lower portion: he has red hair, green skin, a yellow muzzle, white horns, and an open mouth with a pink tongue; a white speech bubble above him contains seven outlined oval shapes and the handwritten text “your tongue is-”. In the upper-right panel, Bowser’s face is shown again with two large black exclamation marks beside him. The wide lower panel shows Bowser lying on the ground with his long red tongue extended toward the left, while Yoshi stands behind him on the right; a large white speech bubble reads “MLEM”. The background is green and pale blue with stylized foliage, and a small signature reading “Faz” appears near the upper-right corner.
A Tumblr-style reblog chain appears above and below a centered photograph. The text reads, in order: “askradicalgoodspeed:”, “finnishedddd:”, “war-lesbian:”, “trans-mimikkyu:”, “war-lesbian:”, and “man... the only animal to ride the horse”. The photograph shows a white horse in profile, facing right with its head lowered, standing in a rustic outdoor enclosure; it has a brown patch on its side, a long pale tail, and a bridle. A black chicken or rooster with a red comb is perched on the horse’s back. Below the photograph, the text reads “well that’s just a man with feathers”, “BEHOLD A MAN”, and “diogenes strikes again”. A Tumblr-style reblog chain appears above and below a centered photograph. The text reads, in order: “askradicalgoodspeed:”, “finnishedddd:”, “war-lesbian:”, “trans-mimikkyu:”, “war-lesbian:”, and “man... the only animal to ride the horse”. The photograph shows a white horse in profile, facing right with its head lowered, standing in a rustic outdoor enclosure; it has a brown patch on its side, a long pale tail, and a bridle. A black chicken or rooster with a red comb is perched on the horse’s back. Below the photograph, the text reads “well that’s just a man with feathers”, “BEHOLD A MAN”, and “diogenes strikes again”.
A dark-themed social media post displays a circular avatar of a smiling, stylized furry character with long dark hair or ears. The account name reads “Yariku Takegawa! ? ➡ SOON MFF...” with the handle “@yariku.bsky.social” and a “Follow” button at upper right. The post text reads: “Deep in horny posting territory like “wouldnt it be hot if a hunter was so good at taming that he could make a Druid in wildshape obey commands on animal instinct” and my friend politely informed me I reinvented pet play”. The footer reads “1:25 PM · Sep 3, 2026” followed by a reply icon and “Everybody can reply”. A dark-themed social media post displays a circular avatar of a smiling, stylized furry character with long dark hair or ears. The account name reads “Yariku Takegawa! ? ➡ SOON MFF...” with the handle “@yariku.bsky.social” and a “Follow” button at upper right. The post text reads: “Deep in horny posting territory like “wouldnt it be hot if a hunter was so good at taming that he could make a Druid in wildshape obey commands on animal instinct” and my friend politely informed me I reinvented pet play”. The footer reads “1:25 PM · Sep 3, 2026” followed by a reply icon and “Everybody can reply”.
A close-up photo shows a large cream-colored dog with its front paws resting on a wooden surface, looking down at two small orange dog figurines facing each other nose-to-nose. Bold white text with black outlines reads “CERN” above the dog’s face and “PARTICLE” across each figurine. A close-up photo shows a large cream-colored dog with its front paws resting on a wooden surface, looking down at two small orange dog figurines facing each other nose-to-nose. Bold white text with black outlines reads “CERN” above the dog’s face and “PARTICLE” across each figurine.
A meme with black borders above and below a rectangular panel. The upper white section contains the text: “Saying “my life stinks” when things go wrong is self deprecating, defeatist, and fills you with sadness. Saying “this isn’t the life Godzilla wants for me” is motivating, makes you think about Godzilla, and reminds you that Godzilla cares about you.” Below the text is a close-up of Godzilla’s head and neck against a blue sky; he faces slightly left with a stern expression, textured dark-gray skin, narrowed eyes, and a partially open mouth showing jagged yellowish teeth. A TikTok watermark and the username “@gregboyson” appear near the lower right. A meme with black borders above and below a rectangular panel. The upper white section contains the text: “Saying “my life stinks” when things go wrong is self deprecating, defeatist, and fills you with sadness. Saying “this isn’t the life Godzilla wants for me” is motivating, makes you think about Godzilla, and reminds you that Godzilla cares about you.” Below the text is a close-up of Godzilla’s head and neck against a blue sky; he faces slightly left with a stern expression, textured dark-gray skin, narrowed eyes, and a partially open mouth showing jagged yellowish teeth. A TikTok watermark and the username “@gregboyson” appear near the lower right.
A small red fox cub lies at the entrance of a dirt burrow surrounded by snow, with its front paws extended forward, ears upright, and a sleepy or mildly concerned expression. Below the photo is a comment-style screenshot with the username “yellowpainteater” followed by the text “wats he doin”, and beneath that the username “potatochipped” followed by “His best”. A small red fox cub lies at the entrance of a dirt burrow surrounded by snow, with its front paws extended forward, ears upright, and a sleepy or mildly concerned expression. Below the photo is a comment-style screenshot with the username “yellowpainteater” followed by the text “wats he doin”, and beneath that the username “potatochipped” followed by “His best”.
A screenshot of an X post on a black background. At the top left is a purple circular avatar beside the display name “baehino 😈♧♧🖤” and the handle “@baehino”; a white “Follow” button and a three-dot menu appear at the top right. The post text reads, “FROMSOFT names ONLY. I’m thinking Freja or Ulcerated Tree Spirit.” Below it, a small black-and-white kitten sits on a light gray tiled floor, looking up at the camera with its head slightly tilted; it has large pointed ears, a mostly black coat with a white muzzle and chest, tan markings around its eyes, white paws, and a raised tail curving to the right. A brown cardboard box or piece of furniture is visible along the back edge of the floor. The footer reads, “8:31 AM · 23 Aug 26 · 46.1K Views”. A screenshot of an X post on a black background. At the top left is a purple circular avatar beside the display name “baehino 😈♧♧🖤” and the handle “@baehino”; a white “Follow” button and a three-dot menu appear at the top right. The post text reads, “FROMSOFT names ONLY. I’m thinking Freja or Ulcerated Tree Spirit.” Below it, a small black-and-white kitten sits on a light gray tiled floor, looking up at the camera with its head slightly tilted; it has large pointed ears, a mostly black coat with a white muzzle and chest, tan markings around its eyes, white paws, and a raised tail curving to the right. A brown cardboard box or piece of furniture is visible along the back edge of the floor. The footer reads, “8:31 AM · 23 Aug 26 · 46.1K Views”.
A four-panel cartoon on a lavender background. In the top-left panel, a red-haired, freckled child holding a cup warns, “Don’t hang your feet off the bed at night!” while a brown-haired child beside them reaches out with both hands. In the top-right panel, the brown-haired child clutches their hands near their chest with a frightened, open-mouthed expression as a speech bubble reads, “If you do the Devil will eat them!!!” In the bottom-left panel, the red-haired child stands silently holding the cup, with a speech bubble containing “...”. In the bottom-right panel, the red-haired child lies in bed under a blue blanket, with one bare foot protruding from beneath it. A four-panel cartoon on a lavender background. In the top-left panel, a red-haired, freckled child holding a cup warns, “Don’t hang your feet off the bed at night!” while a brown-haired child beside them reaches out with both hands. In the top-right panel, the brown-haired child clutches their hands near their chest with a frightened, open-mouthed expression as a speech bubble reads, “If you do the Devil will eat them!!!” In the bottom-left panel, the red-haired child stands silently holding the cup, with a speech bubble containing “...”. In the bottom-right panel, the red-haired child lies in bed under a blue blanket, with one bare foot protruding from beneath it.
A blue-toned cartoon scene shows a hooded, blue-skinned fortune teller with long white hair seated behind a tree-stump table, looking upward with wide eyes while resting both hands near a glowing white crystal ball. The figure wears a dark blue cloak and hood, and the stump has visible bark and carved grain lines. Dark silhouetted shapes frame the lower corners, with a shadowy cavern or draped blue background behind the character. In the lower-left corner, the TikTok logo appears above the text “TikTok” and “@punkeydoodles8”. This meme is a video; captions are not available. 0:22
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A dark navy iPhone Notes-style screenshot has a yellow back arrow and the label “All iCloud” at the top left, share and more-options icons at the top right, and the date “March 26, 2023 at 7:51 PM” centered below. White text reads: “outback steakhouse will update its “no rules, just right” policy to a safer three-rule version: (1) outback steakhouse may not injure a human being or, through induction, allow a human being to come to harm (2) outback steakhouse must obey orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the first rule (3) outback steakhouse must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the first or second rule”. The text adapts the Three Laws of Robotics format. A dark navy iPhone Notes-style screenshot has a yellow back arrow and the label “All iCloud” at the top left, share and more-options icons at the top right, and the date “March 26, 2023 at 7:51 PM” centered below. White text reads: “outback steakhouse will update its “no rules, just right” policy to a safer three-rule version: (1) outback steakhouse may not injure a human being or, through induction, allow a human being to come to harm (2) outback steakhouse must obey orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the first rule (3) outback steakhouse must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the first or second rule”. The text adapts the Three Laws of Robotics format.
A fluffy white Samoyed stands behind a brown Shiba Inu indoors, looking down at it with its mouth open and tongue visible. The Shiba stands in front with its mouth open, one front paw near a red, faceted ball on the floor. A white mesh pet gate is visible in the background on the right. White text above the Samoyed reads, “what is a wrong small shibby?” and white text to the right reads, “is the geometry not to your likings or?” Over the Shiba, red-outlined text reads, “RAAAAHH I DO NOT LIKE THE TRUNCATED ICOSAHEDRON,” and red text at the bottom reads, “[scream in archimedean]”. A decorative watermark reads, “samoyed shiba,” with a tiny illegible URL beneath it. A fluffy white Samoyed stands behind a brown Shiba Inu indoors, looking down at it with its mouth open and tongue visible. The Shiba stands in front with its mouth open, one front paw near a red, faceted ball on the floor. A white mesh pet gate is visible in the background on the right. White text above the Samoyed reads, “what is a wrong small shibby?” and white text to the right reads, “is the geometry not to your likings or?” Over the Shiba, red-outlined text reads, “RAAAAHH I DO NOT LIKE THE TRUNCATED ICOSAHEDRON,” and red text at the bottom reads, “[scream in archimedean]”. A decorative watermark reads, “samoyed shiba,” with a tiny illegible URL beneath it.
A printed flyer is stapled to a black utility pole on a city sidewalk, with parked cars and brick buildings visible in the background. At the top, a red sign with white uppercase text reads, “THERE IS A HOLE IN MY YARD FILLED WITH SOUP.” Below it, black text reads, “I ladel and I ladel but it keeps refilling Where is the source? I am scared to investigate.” A photo beneath shows a fenced backyard with a small irregular hole or puddle filled with pale green liquid, beside a paved patio and a barbecue grill. A dark caption bar across the bottom of the photo reads, “PUBLIC WORKS keeps HANGING UP on me,” with “PUBLIC WORKS” and “HANGING UP” in uppercase and “keeps” and “on me” in lowercase italic text. A red oval at left says, “HELP!” The bottom of the flyer reads, “cup $3 bowl $5” and “text Nathan 203-787-8742.” A printed flyer is stapled to a black utility pole on a city sidewalk, with parked cars and brick buildings visible in the background. At the top, a red sign with white uppercase text reads, “THERE IS A HOLE IN MY YARD FILLED WITH SOUP.” Below it, black text reads, “I ladel and I ladel but it keeps refilling Where is the source? I am scared to investigate.” A photo beneath shows a fenced backyard with a small irregular hole or puddle filled with pale green liquid, beside a paved patio and a barbecue grill. A dark caption bar across the bottom of the photo reads, “PUBLIC WORKS keeps HANGING UP on me,” with “PUBLIC WORKS” and “HANGING UP” in uppercase and “keeps” and “on me” in lowercase italic text. A red oval at left says, “HELP!” The bottom of the flyer reads, “cup $3 bowl $5” and “text Nathan 203-787-8742.”
A two-panel cat meme has the caption “when your best friend says they're having a bad day” across the top. In the left panel, an orange-and-white cat stands beside a white cat lying on its side on a gray rug, with a blue toy near the white cat’s paws. In the right panel, the orange-and-white cat lies protectively across the white cat, while colorful heart emojis float above them; yellow text at the bottom reads “-not on my watch” and “you sad bitch”. A two-panel cat meme has the caption “when your best friend says they're having a bad day” across the top. In the left panel, an orange-and-white cat stands beside a white cat lying on its side on a gray rug, with a blue toy near the white cat’s paws. In the right panel, the orange-and-white cat lies protectively across the white cat, while colorful heart emojis float above them; yellow text at the bottom reads “-not on my watch” and “you sad bitch”.
A grainy, green-tinted forest scene contains a large shaggy black creature centered in the frame, with branching deer-like antlers, long arms, and two bright glowing green eyes. Dark evergreen trees stand on the right and in the background, with a mountain silhouette on the left beneath a pale green sky. Large white italic text with a thick black outline covers the lower half, reading exactly: “I'm not matching anyone's freak. I am surpassing your freak. I am the freakiest, this is a competition” A grainy, green-tinted forest scene contains a large shaggy black creature centered in the frame, with branching deer-like antlers, long arms, and two bright glowing green eyes. Dark evergreen trees stand on the right and in the background, with a mountain silhouette on the left beneath a pale green sky. Large white italic text with a thick black outline covers the lower half, reading exactly: “I'm not matching anyone's freak. I am surpassing your freak. I am the freakiest, this is a competition”
A fluffy cream-colored cat with its eyes closed and a grumpy expression sits inside a blue plaid container or blanket, wearing a tall blue wizard hat decorated with stars and crescent moons. The meme has bold white text at the top reading, “DESPITE ALL MY RAGE” and bold white text at the bottom reading, “I AM STILL JUST A CAT” and “THAT’S A MAGE.” A fluffy cream-colored cat with its eyes closed and a grumpy expression sits inside a blue plaid container or blanket, wearing a tall blue wizard hat decorated with stars and crescent moons. The meme has bold white text at the top reading, “DESPITE ALL MY RAGE” and bold white text at the bottom reading, “I AM STILL JUST A CAT” and “THAT’S A MAGE.”
A rectangular image features a large green sign with a white border occupying the upper portion, bearing the exact text: “Call me old-fashioned, but marriage should be about a man aligning forces with a trusted ally to consolidate power and destroy common enemies.” Beneath the sign, in a wooded outdoor setting, a bride in a white wedding dress leans back while a groom in a black suit supports her in his arms; they face each other. A small green-and-white circular emblem appears in the lower-right corner. A rectangular image features a large green sign with a white border occupying the upper portion, bearing the exact text: “Call me old-fashioned, but marriage should be about a man aligning forces with a trusted ally to consolidate power and destroy common enemies.” Beneath the sign, in a wooded outdoor setting, a bride in a white wedding dress leans back while a groom in a black suit supports her in his arms; they face each other. A small green-and-white circular emblem appears in the lower-right corner.
A four-panel comic in a hand-drawn style. In the top-left panel, a black-and-gray crow stands beside a yellow-and-red fire hydrant on a patchy, melting snowy sidewalk, with small objects emerging from the snow; a speech bubble reads, “I LOVE WHEN THE SNOW STARTS TO MELT AND ALL THE TREASURES APPEAR.” In the top-right panel, the crow stands in front of snowy ground and blue sky, beside a small discarded object, saying, “LET ME SHOW YOU MY COLLECTION,” with “HOP” printed near its feet. In the bottom-left panel, a close-up of the ground shows assorted found objects, including cigarette butts, small discs, scraps, and a red glove, along with the crow’s feet; a speech bubble reads, “54 AROMATIC NUBS, A FINE PRENER, ASSORTED FLAVOUR DISCS, BEAK LOVELIES, FLIM-FLAMS, SHINY POKE-STICK, AND BEST OF—WAIT…” In the bottom-right panel, a close-up of the crow’s head and upper body shows it looking to the side with its beak open; its speech bubble reads, “WHERE’S MY JIGGLY SQUIBBLY?” The bottom edge is labeled “FALSKNEES.COM ©2018.” A four-panel comic in a hand-drawn style. In the top-left panel, a black-and-gray crow stands beside a yellow-and-red fire hydrant on a patchy, melting snowy sidewalk, with small objects emerging from the snow; a speech bubble reads, “I LOVE WHEN THE SNOW STARTS TO MELT AND ALL THE TREASURES APPEAR.” In the top-right panel, the crow stands in front of snowy ground and blue sky, beside a small discarded object, saying, “LET ME SHOW YOU MY COLLECTION,” with “HOP” printed near its feet. In the bottom-left panel, a close-up of the ground shows assorted found objects, including cigarette butts, small discs, scraps, and a red glove, along with the crow’s feet; a speech bubble reads, “54 AROMATIC NUBS, A FINE PRENER, ASSORTED FLAVOUR DISCS, BEAK LOVELIES, FLIM-FLAMS, SHINY POKE-STICK, AND BEST OF—WAIT…” In the bottom-right panel, a close-up of the crow’s head and upper body shows it looking to the side with its beak open; its speech bubble reads, “WHERE’S MY JIGGLY SQUIBBLY?” The bottom edge is labeled “FALSKNEES.COM ©2018.”
A person stands centered in a kitchen, facing away from the camera and covered by a loose black, cape-like costume that reaches from the shoulders to the knees. Two large red circular shapes sit near the top of the costume, with black antler-like decorations rising above them; black-gloved hands hang at the sides, and the person wears black pants and lace-up boots. A white refrigerator with magnets and papers stands on the left, an open doorway is behind the person, and a white table and crossed-back chair are on the right. A ceiling light hangs overhead. In the lower-left corner, the watermark text reads exactly: “TikTok” and “@walmartmothman”. This meme is a video; captions are not available. 0:19
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A white Kaspersky email-style notification displays the green “kaspersky” logo at the upper left, followed by the large bold heading “YOUR CHILD SEARCHED RESTRICTED TOPICS.” Below it, the message reads: “Sunday, Nov 03, 06:25 PM (time in the child's device time zone) Strairdrac The Netherwatcher searched for “Teaching crabs how to read” which is considered forbidden knowledge under your current parental control settings.” A teal button labeled “DETAILED REPORT” appears beneath the message. Near the bottom, the sign-off reads “Sincerely,” and “The Kaspersky team.” A white Kaspersky email-style notification displays the green “kaspersky” logo at the upper left, followed by the large bold heading “YOUR CHILD SEARCHED RESTRICTED TOPICS.” Below it, the message reads: “Sunday, Nov 03, 06:25 PM (time in the child's device time zone) Strairdrac The Netherwatcher searched for “Teaching crabs how to read” which is considered forbidden knowledge under your current parental control settings.” A teal button labeled “DETAILED REPORT” appears beneath the message. Near the bottom, the sign-off reads “Sincerely,” and “The Kaspersky team.”
A screenshot of a three-part reblogged post. At the top, user “depsidase” displays a two-panel scientific-style diagram: on the left, a hominin walks across a muddy shore, labeled “A hominin walks on a muddy shore.”; a purple arrow labeled “Time” points to the right panel, where the hominin lies dead near the water, labeled “The hominin dies near water.” Below, user “inkmo” writes “happens to the best of us”. At the bottom, user “homoluigi” writes “Summer plans”. Small profile icons and green reblog symbols appear beside the lower usernames. A screenshot of a three-part reblogged post. At the top, user “depsidase” displays a two-panel scientific-style diagram: on the left, a hominin walks across a muddy shore, labeled “A hominin walks on a muddy shore.”; a purple arrow labeled “Time” points to the right panel, where the hominin lies dead near the water, labeled “The hominin dies near water.” Below, user “inkmo” writes “happens to the best of us”. At the bottom, user “homoluigi” writes “Summer plans”. Small profile icons and green reblog symbols appear beside the lower usernames.
A cartoon-style scene shows a large wooden horse-shaped siege vehicle on wheels at the left, facing a castle entrance on the right, with a person visible at the top of the castle wall. A white caption over the horse reads exactly, “In the grim Darkness of The far future, There is only war.” Above it, bold outlined text reads “NORMAL CONVERSATION.” At the gate, two people stand talking, while a third figure is partly visible inside; bold outlined labels read “NORMAL PEOPLE” above the group and “ME” near the person closest to the gate. The background includes a blue sky, clouds, grassy hills, a red ground surface, and the castle’s tall wooden doors. A cartoon-style scene shows a large wooden horse-shaped siege vehicle on wheels at the left, facing a castle entrance on the right, with a person visible at the top of the castle wall. A white caption over the horse reads exactly, “In the grim Darkness of The far future, There is only war.” Above it, bold outlined text reads “NORMAL CONVERSATION.” At the gate, two people stand talking, while a third figure is partly visible inside; bold outlined labels read “NORMAL PEOPLE” above the group and “ME” near the person closest to the gate. The background includes a blue sky, clouds, grassy hills, a red ground surface, and the castle’s tall wooden doors.
A dark-mode Twitter screenshot shows the status bar with “AT&T,” connectivity and notification icons, “87%,” and “11:19,” followed by the header “Tweet.” The tweet reads, “don't talk to me or my slightly dog-like son or my fucked up son-dog or my weirdly human dog or my dog ever again”. Below it is a parody of an Animorphs book cover, using the recognizable Animorphs cover template: the title “ANIMORPHS” appears in large outlined letters, with the subtitle “The newest Animorph has a secret. And it’s not good...” beneath it. The cover shows three standing figures becoming progressively more dog-like, alongside two brown dogs in the foreground, against a dramatic cloudy sunset. The orange spine reads “ANIMORPHS” vertically and “The Threat” near the bottom; the Twitter reply field below the image reads “Reply to Dan Douglas.” A dark-mode Twitter screenshot shows the status bar with “AT&T,” connectivity and notification icons, “87%,” and “11:19,” followed by the header “Tweet.” The tweet reads, “don't talk to me or my slightly dog-like son or my fucked up son-dog or my weirdly human dog or my dog ever again”. Below it is a parody of an Animorphs book cover, using the recognizable Animorphs cover template: the title “ANIMORPHS” appears in large outlined letters, with the subtitle “The newest Animorph has a secret. And it’s not good...” beneath it. The cover shows three standing figures becoming progressively more dog-like, alongside two brown dogs in the foreground, against a dramatic cloudy sunset. The orange spine reads “ANIMORPHS” vertically and “The Threat” near the bottom; the Twitter reply field below the image reads “Reply to Dan Douglas.”
A colorized pizza slice is superimposed over a black-and-white manga panel from *JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure*, covering the raised hand and much of the face of a character in a dark coat; the slice is topped with melted cheese, red strips of meat, and yellow pineapple chunks, with the word “PIZZA” outlined in white along its upper edge. At lower right, a blond, sharp-featured man grins with his mouth open and one hand raised near his face. A speech bubble at left reads, “I REJECT MY HUMANITY! JOJO!!” A colorized pizza slice is superimposed over a black-and-white manga panel from *JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure*, covering the raised hand and much of the face of a character in a dark coat; the slice is topped with melted cheese, red strips of meat, and yellow pineapple chunks, with the word “PIZZA” outlined in white along its upper edge. At lower right, a blond, sharp-featured man grins with his mouth open and one hand raised near his face. A speech bubble at left reads, “I REJECT MY HUMANITY! JOJO!!”
A six-panel chemistry parody uses photographs of Toblerone chocolate bars with molecular-structure labels overlaid. In the first panel, a single Toblerone bar is labeled “TOBLERONE,” with a triangular chemical diagram marked “O,” “R,” and “R′.” The second panel reads “TOBLERAL” and shows the same diagram labeled “O,” “R,” and “H.” The third reads “TOBLEROXYLIC ACID,” with labels “O,” “R,” and “OH.” The fourth reads “METHYL TOBLERATE,” with labels “O,” “R,” and “OCH₃.” The fifth reads “N-ETHYL TOBLERAMIDE,” with labels “O,” “R,” and “NHCH₂CH₃.” The final panel shows two Toblerone bars joined by a chemical structure, with “TOBLERYL” on the left bar, “ETHER” on the right bar, and labels “R,” “O,” and “R.” A six-panel chemistry parody uses photographs of Toblerone chocolate bars with molecular-structure labels overlaid. In the first panel, a single Toblerone bar is labeled “TOBLERONE,” with a triangular chemical diagram marked “O,” “R,” and “R′.” The second panel reads “TOBLERAL” and shows the same diagram labeled “O,” “R,” and “H.” The third reads “TOBLEROXYLIC ACID,” with labels “O,” “R,” and “OH.” The fourth reads “METHYL TOBLERATE,” with labels “O,” “R,” and “OCH₃.” The fifth reads “N-ETHYL TOBLERAMIDE,” with labels “O,” “R,” and “NHCH₂CH₃.” The final panel shows two Toblerone bars joined by a chemical structure, with “TOBLERYL” on the left bar, “ETHER” on the right bar, and labels “R,” “O,” and “R.”
A demotivational-poster-style graphic on a white background features a black-and-white engraved illustration of a standing dog or wolf facing right, centered above a large dark-blue rectangle. At the top, beneath a thin dark-blue horizontal bar, italic text reads, “Learn to Accept That the Other Engineers Are Dogs”. White serif text inside the blue rectangle reads, “Being Friends with Gay Furries”. Beneath the rectangle, italic text reads, “For Software Developers”. At the lower left is the text “O RLY?” with the question mark raised slightly, and at the lower right is the italic attribution “Vincent Wolfe”. A demotivational-poster-style graphic on a white background features a black-and-white engraved illustration of a standing dog or wolf facing right, centered above a large dark-blue rectangle. At the top, beneath a thin dark-blue horizontal bar, italic text reads, “Learn to Accept That the Other Engineers Are Dogs”. White serif text inside the blue rectangle reads, “Being Friends with Gay Furries”. Beneath the rectangle, italic text reads, “For Software Developers”. At the lower left is the text “O RLY?” with the question mark raised slightly, and at the lower right is the italic attribution “Vincent Wolfe”.
A square close-up of glossy reddish-brown mud or sludge, with a smooth, flattened oval mound near the center surrounded by ripples, clumps, and wet textures. White bold text across the top reads: “Unbothered. Wet. Happy. In my goop. Slopped up. Squelching.” A faint, indistinct watermark appears along the bottom edge. A square close-up of glossy reddish-brown mud or sludge, with a smooth, flattened oval mound near the center surrounded by ripples, clumps, and wet textures. White bold text across the top reads: “Unbothered. Wet. Happy. In my goop. Slopped up. Squelching.” A faint, indistinct watermark appears along the bottom edge.
A white, poster-like layout contains large black text at the top reading, “Dear biomass, You claim to not want to be devoured, but you are made of food Curious”. Below, the word “MAWLOC” appears in a serif typeface, followed by the smaller text “REPRESENTATIVE OF HIVE FLEET LEVIATHAN”. In the lower-right portion is a detailed illustration of a dark, spiny, many-limbed alien creature with an armored, tooth-filled body, set against a yellow-green background. In the lower-left corner is a logo with a red curved arrow and a small blue-and-white star pattern, labeled “TURNING POINT HIVEMIND”. A white, poster-like layout contains large black text at the top reading, “Dear biomass, You claim to not want to be devoured, but you are made of food Curious”. Below, the word “MAWLOC” appears in a serif typeface, followed by the smaller text “REPRESENTATIVE OF HIVE FLEET LEVIATHAN”. In the lower-right portion is a detailed illustration of a dark, spiny, many-limbed alien creature with an armored, tooth-filled body, set against a yellow-green background. In the lower-left corner is a logo with a red curved arrow and a small blue-and-white star pattern, labeled “TURNING POINT HIVEMIND”.
On a pale lavender background, a cropped 3D-rendered boxer stands on the left in a fighting stance, wearing red boxing gloves, blue shorts, white socks, and black shoes. Large black text across the upper center reads, “ok ima fight” and beneath it, “these thoughts”. Near the lower center, another 3D-rendered boxer sits on a small chair, drinking from a bottle while holding a red boxing glove in his lap; he wears blue-and-black trunks, black socks, and blue shoes. To his right, large text reads, “damn”, with smaller text underneath reading, “brain got hands”. In the lower-right corner is a cartoon brain wearing red boxing gloves. A faint watermark appears on the standing boxer’s left shoe. On a pale lavender background, a cropped 3D-rendered boxer stands on the left in a fighting stance, wearing red boxing gloves, blue shorts, white socks, and black shoes. Large black text across the upper center reads, “ok ima fight” and beneath it, “these thoughts”. Near the lower center, another 3D-rendered boxer sits on a small chair, drinking from a bottle while holding a red boxing glove in his lap; he wears blue-and-black trunks, black socks, and blue shoes. To his right, large text reads, “damn”, with smaller text underneath reading, “brain got hands”. In the lower-right corner is a cartoon brain wearing red boxing gloves. A faint watermark appears on the standing boxer’s left shoe.
A Tumblr-style post has a top header with a skull avatar, the username “rasec-wizzlbang-blog,” and “Follow” in blue. Beneath it, large text reads “*wakes up in a cold sweat*,” followed by “r.. reverse medusa...”. The central cartoon shows a large green snake with a yellow eye and black vertical pupil, its forked tongue extending to the lower left with the faint word “Help” on it; a crowd of small pale human figures, some raising their arms, emerges from the top of the snake’s head. Below the illustration, another header shows a green circular avatar, the username “keep-calm-and-scroll-on,” and “Follow” in blue, followed by the caption “Turns stones into humans”. A Tumblr-style post has a top header with a skull avatar, the username “rasec-wizzlbang-blog,” and “Follow” in blue. Beneath it, large text reads “*wakes up in a cold sweat*,” followed by “r.. reverse medusa...”. The central cartoon shows a large green snake with a yellow eye and black vertical pupil, its forked tongue extending to the lower left with the faint word “Help” on it; a crowd of small pale human figures, some raising their arms, emerges from the top of the snake’s head. Below the illustration, another header shows a green circular avatar, the username “keep-calm-and-scroll-on,” and “Follow” in blue, followed by the caption “Turns stones into humans”.
The top of the image contains the text, “Cerberus as a puppy, guarding the gates to heck”. Below it, three fluffy white puppies with serious, slightly wary expressions squeeze through a small opening in a dark wooden gate, with their front paws hanging over the lower plank. The top of the image contains the text, “Cerberus as a puppy, guarding the gates to heck”. Below it, three fluffy white puppies with serious, slightly wary expressions squeeze through a small opening in a dark wooden gate, with their front paws hanging over the lower plank.
A screenshot of a social-media post on a black background shows a circular profile icon at upper left, the username “t. kendal mintcake,” the truncated handle “@mintcak...,” and “7m” at upper right. Beneath it, the post text reads “inside you are three wolves”. The attached photograph shows a store magazine rack with three prominent covers: a TIME special edition titled “Autism,” with smaller text including “New Research, New Knowledge • Reality vs...” and “Understanding the Journey • A Mother’s...” above an illustration of a network of glowing nodes shaped like a brain; a TIME special edition titled “Pokémon,” featuring Charmander and smaller text beginning “The Games. The Shows. The Evoi...” and “30 Ye...” ; and a LIFE issue titled “Jimmy Buffett,” featuring Buffett smiling while playing guitar, with the text “A Pirate’s Life Remembered” and a yellow circle reading “Margaritaville Parrotheads, and Song. Forever.” The bottom of the screenshot shows reply, repost, heart, bookmark, and share icons with counts “5,” “37,” and “122,” plus an ellipsis. A screenshot of a social-media post on a black background shows a circular profile icon at upper left, the username “t. kendal mintcake,” the truncated handle “@mintcak...,” and “7m” at upper right. Beneath it, the post text reads “inside you are three wolves”. The attached photograph shows a store magazine rack with three prominent covers: a TIME special edition titled “Autism,” with smaller text including “New Research, New Knowledge • Reality vs...” and “Understanding the Journey • A Mother’s...” above an illustration of a network of glowing nodes shaped like a brain; a TIME special edition titled “Pokémon,” featuring Charmander and smaller text beginning “The Games. The Shows. The Evoi...” and “30 Ye...” ; and a LIFE issue titled “Jimmy Buffett,” featuring Buffett smiling while playing guitar, with the text “A Pirate’s Life Remembered” and a yellow circle reading “Margaritaville Parrotheads, and Song. Forever.” The bottom of the screenshot shows reply, repost, heart, bookmark, and share icons with counts “5,” “37,” and “122,” plus an ellipsis.
A vertically oriented meme on a white background depicts the heavily armored Borderlands character Krieg, with Mariah Carey’s smiling, open-mouthed face superimposed over his head. He stands facing forward in bulky brown, black, and purple armor, carrying a large weapon across his body; curved, horn-like equipment rises behind his shoulders, and his gloved hands grip the weapon near the center. A tilted green sign covers the lower-right portion of the figure and contains large white uppercase text reading: “ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.” A vertically oriented meme on a white background depicts the heavily armored Borderlands character Krieg, with Mariah Carey’s smiling, open-mouthed face superimposed over his head. He stands facing forward in bulky brown, black, and purple armor, carrying a large weapon across his body; curved, horn-like equipment rises behind his shoulders, and his gloved hands grip the weapon near the center. A tilted green sign covers the lower-right portion of the figure and contains large white uppercase text reading: “ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.”
A wet parking lot is shown from above, with a large pale squid lying horizontally across the asphalt between two white parking-space lines; its tentacles trail to the left and its pointed body and fins extend to the right. A small yellow-green bottle stands upright near the squid’s lower edge, and the side of a dark green car is visible along the top. Below the photo is a social-media-style post with the text “actuallyleggy:” followed by “the-eagle-atarian:” and the quoted comment, “Some crappy parent left their kid all alone in a parking lot smh”. Beneath it is a screenshot labeled “Defalt”, dated “11/06/2015 22:09”, from “Splatoon™ Community”, with the caption “Remember to park your squid.” The screenshot shows a top-down Splatoon game scene with a yellow squid-like character standing in a marked parking space beside a bicycle symbol. A wet parking lot is shown from above, with a large pale squid lying horizontally across the asphalt between two white parking-space lines; its tentacles trail to the left and its pointed body and fins extend to the right. A small yellow-green bottle stands upright near the squid’s lower edge, and the side of a dark green car is visible along the top. Below the photo is a social-media-style post with the text “actuallyleggy:” followed by “the-eagle-atarian:” and the quoted comment, “Some crappy parent left their kid all alone in a parking lot smh”. Beneath it is a screenshot labeled “Defalt”, dated “11/06/2015 22:09”, from “Splatoon™ Community”, with the caption “Remember to park your squid.” The screenshot shows a top-down Splatoon game scene with a yellow squid-like character standing in a marked parking space beside a bicycle symbol.
A four-panel hand-drawn comic depicts a pale, white-haired, bearded, robed figure in surreal settings. In the upper-left panel, the figure reclines amid clouds and large abstract shapes while a speech bubble reads, “I have created vast stretches of space and time”. In the upper-right panel, the same figure sits surrounded by radiating pale bands, holding a small glowing object or flame between both hands; the text reads, “I crafted the spark of life”. In the lower-left panel, a close-up of the figure’s blank-eyed face appears against swirling dark and pastel forms, with the text “I AM” above and “ETERNITY” below. In the lower-right panel, the figure stands at left with one hand extended toward several small robed figures scattered across a green-and-blue landscape; a speech bubble reads, “Anyway, all that being said, please refrain from butt-stuff.” The website text “ElderCactus.com” appears along the bottom. A four-panel hand-drawn comic depicts a pale, white-haired, bearded, robed figure in surreal settings. In the upper-left panel, the figure reclines amid clouds and large abstract shapes while a speech bubble reads, “I have created vast stretches of space and time”. In the upper-right panel, the same figure sits surrounded by radiating pale bands, holding a small glowing object or flame between both hands; the text reads, “I crafted the spark of life”. In the lower-left panel, a close-up of the figure’s blank-eyed face appears against swirling dark and pastel forms, with the text “I AM” above and “ETERNITY” below. In the lower-right panel, the figure stands at left with one hand extended toward several small robed figures scattered across a green-and-blue landscape; a speech bubble reads, “Anyway, all that being said, please refrain from butt-stuff.” The website text “ElderCactus.com” appears along the bottom.
A meme using a photo of a wolf or wolf-like dog sitting in a bathtub, with its head and upper body visible above the tub wall. Several blueberries are arranged along the white edge of the tub in front of it, and the animal looks toward them with its mouth slightly open. A yellow-and-purple pump bottle sits on the bathtub ledge in the background, with bathroom shelves and bottles behind it. The top header reads “yokowan,” and the bottom caption reads “this is me when i get my bathtime blueberries”. A meme using a photo of a wolf or wolf-like dog sitting in a bathtub, with its head and upper body visible above the tub wall. Several blueberries are arranged along the white edge of the tub in front of it, and the animal looks toward them with its mouth slightly open. A yellow-and-purple pump bottle sits on the bathtub ledge in the background, with bathroom shelves and bottles behind it. The top header reads “yokowan,” and the bottom caption reads “this is me when i get my bathtime blueberries”.
A large roasted ham or pork joint fills the frame, mounted horizontally on a rotisserie spit with metal prongs extending from both sides; its browned, textured exterior surrounds a freshly cut pink interior, with additional metal prongs visible across the cut face. The background is dark and indistinct. A stylized metallic blue-gray Warhammer 40,000-style logo spans the bottom of the image, reading “HAMWARMER” with “40,000” beneath it. A large roasted ham or pork joint fills the frame, mounted horizontally on a rotisserie spit with metal prongs extending from both sides; its browned, textured exterior surrounds a freshly cut pink interior, with additional metal prongs visible across the cut face. The background is dark and indistinct. A stylized metallic blue-gray Warhammer 40,000-style logo spans the bottom of the image, reading “HAMWARMER” with “40,000” beneath it.
A close-up portrait shows a dark-skinned person with a long gray beard wearing a black hooded robe outdoors among leafy green trees. They face the camera with a neutral expression; a curved wooden staff rests diagonally across their chest, and several small objects or ornaments hang near the neck. Large white text with a black outline across the upper center reads, “Chicken bag $100.00”. The lower-left corner contains the TikTok logo and the text “TikTok” and “@baneful_duran”. This meme is a video; captions are not available. 1:01
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An outdoor scene shows a partially dismantled greenhouse frame made of bent metal poles on a grassy plot, with trees and a pale blue sky in the background. At the right, a person in an orange shirt and gray trousers stands beside the frame, appearing to work on it. Large white text with black outlines reads: “Treat your body like a data centre” near the top; “Consume as much water and” and “literature as possible” in the middle; and “Upset local city councils with your” and “existence” near the bottom. An outdoor scene shows a partially dismantled greenhouse frame made of bent metal poles on a grassy plot, with trees and a pale blue sky in the background. At the right, a person in an orange shirt and gray trousers stands beside the frame, appearing to work on it. Large white text with black outlines reads: “Treat your body like a data centre” near the top; “Consume as much water and” and “literature as possible” in the middle; and “Upset local city councils with your” and “existence” near the bottom.
At the top, black text on a white background reads, on separate lines, “and now we return,” “to.......................................................,” “................ the regularly scheduled,” and “him.” Below the text is a blurry outdoor photograph of a slender reddish-brown canine with large pointed ears, a dark muzzle, long dark lower legs, and a bushy tail, standing in dry grass and scrub beside a dirt path; it faces left with its head slightly lowered. A blue-gray body of water and pale blue sky appear in the background. At the top, black text on a white background reads, on separate lines, “and now we return,” “to.......................................................,” “................ the regularly scheduled,” and “him.” Below the text is a blurry outdoor photograph of a slender reddish-brown canine with large pointed ears, a dark muzzle, long dark lower legs, and a bushy tail, standing in dry grass and scrub beside a dirt path; it faces left with its head slightly lowered. A blue-gray body of water and pale blue sky appear in the background.
A two-panel cartoon by Liz Climo. In the upper panel, a small tan bear wearing a blue necktie stands on a white background holding a brown briefcase; handwritten text reads “friday night.” at upper left and “time to party.” at upper right. In the lower panel, the same bear sits propped up in a wooden bed under a pale lavender blanket, reading a small green book, with a large white pillow behind it. The image includes the watermark “© liz climo” at bottom left, “thelittleworldofliz.com” at bottom right, and a TikTok watermark reading “@booooo_boooooo” near the right side of the lower panel. A two-panel cartoon by Liz Climo. In the upper panel, a small tan bear wearing a blue necktie stands on a white background holding a brown briefcase; handwritten text reads “friday night.” at upper left and “time to party.” at upper right. In the lower panel, the same bear sits propped up in a wooden bed under a pale lavender blanket, reading a small green book, with a large white pillow behind it. The image includes the watermark “© liz climo” at bottom left, “thelittleworldofliz.com” at bottom right, and a TikTok watermark reading “@booooo_boooooo” near the right side of the lower panel.
A four-panel grid shows close-up photographs of ancient Greek or Roman-style marble busts, with a different profile or three-quarter view in each panel. In the top-left panel, a helmeted figure faces right, with a hand resting on their shoulder; a black caption box reads, “I’m going to gradually replace every part of this boat with an identical new part.” In the top-right panel, a figure with braided hair in a bun faces left; a black box with yellow text reads, “So it remains the Ship of Theseus, right?” The bottom-left panel is a close-up of the helmeted figure facing right, with no caption. In the bottom-right panel, the bareheaded figure faces left; a black box with yellow text reads, “It remains the Ship of Theseus, right?” A four-panel grid shows close-up photographs of ancient Greek or Roman-style marble busts, with a different profile or three-quarter view in each panel. In the top-left panel, a helmeted figure faces right, with a hand resting on their shoulder; a black caption box reads, “I’m going to gradually replace every part of this boat with an identical new part.” In the top-right panel, a figure with braided hair in a bun faces left; a black box with yellow text reads, “So it remains the Ship of Theseus, right?” The bottom-left panel is a close-up of the helmeted figure facing right, with no caption. In the bottom-right panel, the bareheaded figure faces left; a black box with yellow text reads, “It remains the Ship of Theseus, right?”
A screenshot of a post on a black background shows a circular grayscale profile photo of a person in dark clothing, followed by decorative spiral, dot, star, and flower-like symbols and the username “@nauseahassan.” The post text reads: “‘too much garlic’ what’s next? too much desire? too much love?” Below it are the details “1:34 PM · 2023-09-27 · 66K Views,” followed by “1,130 Reposts 19 Quotes” and “3,892 Likes 51 Bookmarks.” A TikTok watermark in the lower-right corner reads “@clubshawty.” A screenshot of a post on a black background shows a circular grayscale profile photo of a person in dark clothing, followed by decorative spiral, dot, star, and flower-like symbols and the username “@nauseahassan.” The post text reads: “‘too much garlic’ what’s next? too much desire? too much love?” Below it are the details “1:34 PM · 2023-09-27 · 66K Views,” followed by “1,130 Reposts 19 Quotes” and “3,892 Likes 51 Bookmarks.” A TikTok watermark in the lower-right corner reads “@clubshawty.”
A white social media post from user “recreationaldivorce,” with a small circular illustrated avatar at upper left, the username and “3d” beside it, and a three-dot menu at upper right. The post contains two lines of black text: “9am: i can't wait till bedtime” and, below it, “10pm: i have always wanted to write my own operating system”. A white social media post from user “recreationaldivorce,” with a small circular illustrated avatar at upper left, the username and “3d” beside it, and a three-dot menu at upper right. The post contains two lines of black text: “9am: i can't wait till bedtime” and, below it, “10pm: i have always wanted to write my own operating system”.
A screenshot of three stacked social-media posts from the account “loverbearbutch,” each dated “Oct 3,” with a small grayscale circular profile picture and a menu icon. The first post reads: “nothing is worse than the agony of someone getting major details of your special interest WILDLY wrong”. The second, much longer post reads: “i’m watching an analog horror video and the guy is like “the family gave me a disposable camera and i’m slowly working on developing the photos” and i was like ??? what do you mean like the whole roll gets developed at once how is this slow? do you mean he’s enlarging them and that’s why it’s gradual??? then he says “i asked her if the photos within had ever been developed before” and i was like ?!?!? like what they developed the roll and put it back in??? and then you???? what? redeveloped it or something??? then the family replies “yeah this camera frequently had its photos developed” like HUH?!? THE DISPOSABLE CAMERA?!? WHAT LIKE YOU WERE PULLING OUT INDIVIDUAL PHOTOS IN A DARK ROOM AND THEN DEVELOPING THEM AND THEN WHAT??? PUTTING THEM BACK?!?!” with the final phrase in red italics. The third post reads: “i need people too young to know how film photography works to understand that that’s like looking at a bowl of cake batter and asking if that specific batter had ever been baked into a cake before and the person responds YES IT HAS”. Along the bottom are engagement icons and counts: a comment icon with “115,” a repost icon with “10,989,” a red heart with “16,077,” and a share icon. A screenshot of three stacked social-media posts from the account “loverbearbutch,” each dated “Oct 3,” with a small grayscale circular profile picture and a menu icon. The first post reads: “nothing is worse than the agony of someone getting major details of your special interest WILDLY wrong”. The second, much longer post reads: “i’m watching an analog horror video and the guy is like “the family gave me a disposable camera and i’m slowly working on developing the photos” and i was like ??? what do you mean like the whole roll gets developed at once how is this slow? do you mean he’s enlarging them and that’s why it’s gradual??? then he says “i asked her if the photos within had ever been developed before” and i was like ?!?!? like what they developed the roll and put it back in??? and then you???? what? redeveloped it or something??? then the family replies “yeah this camera frequently had its photos developed” like HUH?!? THE DISPOSABLE CAMERA?!? WHAT LIKE YOU WERE PULLING OUT INDIVIDUAL PHOTOS IN A DARK ROOM AND THEN DEVELOPING THEM AND THEN WHAT??? PUTTING THEM BACK?!?!” with the final phrase in red italics. The third post reads: “i need people too young to know how film photography works to understand that that’s like looking at a bowl of cake batter and asking if that specific batter had ever been baked into a cake before and the person responds YES IT HAS”. Along the bottom are engagement icons and counts: a comment icon with “115,” a repost icon with “10,989,” a red heart with “16,077,” and a share icon.
A bald man in a cream cable-knit sweater and long striped scarf stands behind a large wooden marimba, holding two mallets over its rows of dark wooden bars; his face is serious and he looks toward the camera. The marimba fills the foreground, with reddish resonator tubes visible beneath the bars. Behind him is a folding screen with an irregular geometric pattern, and dark ceiling beams are visible above. A black stacked caption near the upper right reads exactly, “Hush Little Baby.” In the lower-left corner, the TikTok logo and watermark read exactly, “TikTok” and “@jayobrienpercussion.” This meme is a video; captions are not available. 0:42
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A screenshot of a Twitter post by “Dr. Horace Hungryman (Official)” (@BirdRespecter), with a circular bird avatar, reads: “Being an independent contractor sucks for a lot of reasons, but it also affords you the unique ability to tell people to fuck off in delightful ways.” Beneath it is a two-column text-message exchange. The left column reads, “Hi Caleb, I was just informed you weren’t on the morning stand up call this morning. How come?”, followed by, “Yeah dude I was asleep. I basically never join those,” then, “Going forward, morning meetings are a requirement for employment at I expect you to be on the next call tomorrow at 9AM. EST.”, and finally, “Man that sucks for you guys, but I’m not an employee. My contract says nothing about required hours or daily meetings 😟”. The right column reads, “You REALLY need an attitude adjustment! If you aren't on the next call, you're fired. Your choice.”, followed by, “You can fire me if you want, but you guys have to pay me through the 18th of next month regardless so I'm definitely sleeping in tomorrow. Enjoy your meeting 👍”, then, “You guys really ought to read the contracts you have us sign sometime. Pretty wild stuff in there,” followed by, “Please call me.” and “No”. Below the exchange are the labels “4:23 PM · Jan 18, 2022 · Twitter for Android,” “3,471 Retweets,” “257 Quote Tweets,” and “32.2K Likes,” with Twitter action icons. A black caption panel at the bottom reads: “"Please Call Me" -aka CODE for: "I don't want a paper-trail and hope that you're not smart enough to record the conversation so that I can bully you over the phone and show you who's Boss!"” A screenshot of a Twitter post by “Dr. Horace Hungryman (Official)” (@BirdRespecter), with a circular bird avatar, reads: “Being an independent contractor sucks for a lot of reasons, but it also affords you the unique ability to tell people to fuck off in delightful ways.” Beneath it is a two-column text-message exchange. The left column reads, “Hi Caleb, I was just informed you weren’t on the morning stand up call this morning. How come?”, followed by, “Yeah dude I was asleep. I basically never join those,” then, “Going forward, morning meetings are a requirement for employment at I expect you to be on the next call tomorrow at 9AM. EST.”, and finally, “Man that sucks for you guys, but I’m not an employee. My contract says nothing about required hours or daily meetings 😟”. The right column reads, “You REALLY need an attitude adjustment! If you aren't on the next call, you're fired. Your choice.”, followed by, “You can fire me if you want, but you guys have to pay me through the 18th of next month regardless so I'm definitely sleeping in tomorrow. Enjoy your meeting 👍”, then, “You guys really ought to read the contracts you have us sign sometime. Pretty wild stuff in there,” followed by, “Please call me.” and “No”. Below the exchange are the labels “4:23 PM · Jan 18, 2022 · Twitter for Android,” “3,471 Retweets,” “257 Quote Tweets,” and “32.2K Likes,” with Twitter action icons. A black caption panel at the bottom reads: “"Please Call Me" -aka CODE for: "I don't want a paper-trail and hope that you're not smart enough to record the conversation so that I can bully you over the phone and show you who's Boss!"”
A sepia-toned vintage-style illustration features a chicken standing in profile and facing right, with its head raised and its body rendered in detailed crosshatching. At the top, centered between horizontal rules, is the title “Chicken Game”. Large centered text below reads “Don’t look at this chicken”. An oval label across the chicken’s body reads “GAME OVER”. Faint pastoral scenery and textured, aged-paper background fill the rest of the image. A sepia-toned vintage-style illustration features a chicken standing in profile and facing right, with its head raised and its body rendered in detailed crosshatching. At the top, centered between horizontal rules, is the title “Chicken Game”. Large centered text below reads “Don’t look at this chicken”. An oval label across the chicken’s body reads “GAME OVER”. Faint pastoral scenery and textured, aged-paper background fill the rest of the image.
A two-panel image shows a large cylindrical glass display tank in a stone-arched room. In the upper panel, a brown, wrinkled, tentacled creature with large eyes is suspended inside the tank, while several bald men in dark, heavy robes stand around it; the man at left holds a large circular object across his chest, and the men on the right carry long staffs or weapons. A small blue sign is attached to the glass. The lower panel is a close-up of the creature and the sign, which reads: “Please don't touch the glass. The A/C is on. He has water and is listening to his favorite music.” A two-panel image shows a large cylindrical glass display tank in a stone-arched room. In the upper panel, a brown, wrinkled, tentacled creature with large eyes is suspended inside the tank, while several bald men in dark, heavy robes stand around it; the man at left holds a large circular object across his chest, and the men on the right carry long staffs or weapons. A small blue sign is attached to the glass. The lower panel is a close-up of the creature and the sign, which reads: “Please don't touch the glass. The A/C is on. He has water and is listening to his favorite music.”
A four-panel, 2-by-2 meme collage shows a curly-haired woman wearing glasses and holding a black dog, speaking toward the camera against a plain gray background. In the top-left panel, she raises one hand and smiles slightly; the caption reads, “When life knocks you down,”. In the top-right panel, she holds the dog close with a neutral expression; the caption reads, “calmly get back up”. In the bottom-left panel, she gestures with one hand while holding the dog; the caption reads, “And very politely say”. In the bottom-right panel, she speaks with her mouth open and gestures toward the dog; the caption reads, “‘You hit like a bitch.’” The watermark “slay_daya” appears between the rows. A four-panel, 2-by-2 meme collage shows a curly-haired woman wearing glasses and holding a black dog, speaking toward the camera against a plain gray background. In the top-left panel, she raises one hand and smiles slightly; the caption reads, “When life knocks you down,”. In the top-right panel, she holds the dog close with a neutral expression; the caption reads, “calmly get back up”. In the bottom-left panel, she gestures with one hand while holding the dog; the caption reads, “And very politely say”. In the bottom-right panel, she speaks with her mouth open and gestures toward the dog; the caption reads, “‘You hit like a bitch.’” The watermark “slay_daya” appears between the rows.
A dark-themed social media post from “twocubes,” with a blue “Follow” button, an eye icon at upper left, and a three-dot menu at upper right. The post text reads: “Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03.” “I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.” A dark-themed social media post from “twocubes,” with a blue “Follow” button, an eye icon at upper left, and a three-dot menu at upper right. The post text reads: “Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03.” “I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.”
At the top, large black text reads, “When you third wheel so much you basically become part of the relationship:”. Below is a staged photograph against a black background of a shirtless man embracing a woman on the left, their faces nearly touching as if about to kiss; the woman’s hand rests on his chest. A third woman stands directly behind them on the right, pressed close against the man’s back with her arms around his waist, looking toward the camera with a slight smile. All three appear to be wrapped in white fabric around their lower bodies. At the top, large black text reads, “When you third wheel so much you basically become part of the relationship:”. Below is a staged photograph against a black background of a shirtless man embracing a woman on the left, their faces nearly touching as if about to kiss; the woman’s hand rests on his chest. A third woman stands directly behind them on the right, pressed close against the man’s back with her arms around his waist, looking toward the camera with a slight smile. All three appear to be wrapped in white fabric around their lower bodies.
A close-up, low-resolution image of a wide-eyed, tan-and-brown cartoon frog with a small closed smile, resembling the “Cursed Frog” meme template. Large white text with black outlines across the center reads, “sorry for being weird” on the first line and “its because im weird” on the second. A close-up, low-resolution image of a wide-eyed, tan-and-brown cartoon frog with a small closed smile, resembling the “Cursed Frog” meme template. Large white text with black outlines across the center reads, “sorry for being weird” on the first line and “its because im weird” on the second.
At the top left is a small cartoon avatar beside the username “hiemalaurore.” Below it is a horizontal striped flag with, from top to bottom, yellow, pale yellow, white, light gray, and dark charcoal bands; a black-outlined hexagon is centered in the white band. At the bottom, black text reads, “nonbeenary: when your gender is bees. thats it. just bees thats all there is to it” and beneath it is the gray handle “@herm0d”. At the top left is a small cartoon avatar beside the username “hiemalaurore.” Below it is a horizontal striped flag with, from top to bottom, yellow, pale yellow, white, light gray, and dark charcoal bands; a black-outlined hexagon is centered in the white band. At the bottom, black text reads, “nonbeenary: when your gender is bees. thats it. just bees thats all there is to it” and beneath it is the gray handle “@herm0d”.
A two-panel vertical photo collage separated by a white line features a mustached man in a blue-and-white sailor-style costume, including a pleated blue skirt, large light-blue bow, white gloves, blue boots, and a gold headband with a blue jewel. In the left full-body panel, he stands on one leg with the other bent backward, raises one gloved arm overhead, opens his mouth in an exaggerated expression, and holds a slender sword or prop weapon in his other hand; an event hall with display screens and hanging lights is behind him, along with a yellow square labeled “12” and partially visible background lettering including “MI” and “DUN”. In the right close-up panel, he leans toward the camera with his mouth open, looks sideways with a skeptical expression, and raises a gloved hand beside his face while the prop weapon crosses in front of his chest. A two-panel vertical photo collage separated by a white line features a mustached man in a blue-and-white sailor-style costume, including a pleated blue skirt, large light-blue bow, white gloves, blue boots, and a gold headband with a blue jewel. In the left full-body panel, he stands on one leg with the other bent backward, raises one gloved arm overhead, opens his mouth in an exaggerated expression, and holds a slender sword or prop weapon in his other hand; an event hall with display screens and hanging lights is behind him, along with a yellow square labeled “12” and partially visible background lettering including “MI” and “DUN”. In the right close-up panel, he leans toward the camera with his mouth open, looks sideways with a skeptical expression, and raises a gloved hand beside his face while the prop weapon crosses in front of his chest.
A black-and-white illustrated meme has the caption “Oh Hell Yes.” centered above a bedroom scene and “Oh Fuck Yes.” centered below it. A large cockroach lies lengthwise on a single bed, its rounded, segmented body covered by or resting on the blanket, with its legs and antennae spread outward and its head near the pillows. A window with curtains is on the left, a small bedside table with indistinct objects is on the right, and a framed portrait hangs on the wall above the bed. A blanket trails over the right side of the bed onto the floor. A black-and-white illustrated meme has the caption “Oh Hell Yes.” centered above a bedroom scene and “Oh Fuck Yes.” centered below it. A large cockroach lies lengthwise on a single bed, its rounded, segmented body covered by or resting on the blanket, with its legs and antennae spread outward and its head near the pillows. A window with curtains is on the left, a small bedside table with indistinct objects is on the right, and a framed portrait hangs on the wall above the bed. A blanket trails over the right side of the bed onto the floor.
At the top, large bold black text on a white background reads, “post this cat when they least expect it”. Below, a close-up photograph shows a reddish-brown deer standing amid tall grass and reeds, facing slightly left with its head tilted upward and its mouth open, exposing its teeth; its pale throat, large ears, and front legs are visible. At the top, large bold black text on a white background reads, “post this cat when they least expect it”. Below, a close-up photograph shows a reddish-brown deer standing amid tall grass and reeds, facing slightly left with its head tilted upward and its mouth open, exposing its teeth; its pale throat, large ears, and front legs are visible.
A screenshot of a Tumblr-style post on a white background. At the top, the username “yesbirds-onthemoon” appears beside a small avatar, followed by the gray label “Deactivated.” The post reads: “sure i may not “read the player’s handbook” or “know what an aasimar is” or “calculate basic math” but im gay, im having fun, and im eating dice so really who cares”. A horizontal divider separates it from a reply by “thebeginningpam,” shown beside a small avatar. The reply reads: “aasimar is that thing where you get real close to the microphone and talk right into it”. At the bottom left, the source line reads “Source: gofurdck”. A screenshot of a Tumblr-style post on a white background. At the top, the username “yesbirds-onthemoon” appears beside a small avatar, followed by the gray label “Deactivated.” The post reads: “sure i may not “read the player’s handbook” or “know what an aasimar is” or “calculate basic math” but im gay, im having fun, and im eating dice so really who cares”. A horizontal divider separates it from a reply by “thebeginningpam,” shown beside a small avatar. The reply reads: “aasimar is that thing where you get real close to the microphone and talk right into it”. At the bottom left, the source line reads “Source: gofurdck”.
A plain white text-based meme with two blocks of black lowercase sans-serif text. The top block reads, “we should all start texting each other like old time explorers.” The lower block, enclosed in single quotation marks, reads, “‘dearest friend, i have survived another week. the horrors persist.’” A plain white text-based meme with two blocks of black lowercase sans-serif text. The top block reads, “we should all start texting each other like old time explorers.” The lower block, enclosed in single quotation marks, reads, “‘dearest friend, i have survived another week. the horrors persist.’”
At the top, large black text reads, “Science can now visually show us the process of a child sucking away a parent's life force”. Below, a child stands on the left side of a bright living room, reaching toward a seated woman on the right. Numerous translucent pink and red streaks extend from the woman’s torso toward the child, suggesting energy moving between them. The woman, dressed in a pale pink sweater and gray pants, sits smiling on a white sofa with her legs crossed; the child wears a dark top and gray pants and appears to be looking toward her. Large windows behind them show a leafless tree and an outdoor landscape. A watermark on the sofa reads “@HowToBeADad”. At the top, large black text reads, “Science can now visually show us the process of a child sucking away a parent's life force”. Below, a child stands on the left side of a bright living room, reaching toward a seated woman on the right. Numerous translucent pink and red streaks extend from the woman’s torso toward the child, suggesting energy moving between them. The woman, dressed in a pale pink sweater and gray pants, sits smiling on a white sofa with her legs crossed; the child wears a dark top and gray pants and appears to be looking toward her. Large windows behind them show a leafless tree and an outdoor landscape. A watermark on the sofa reads “@HowToBeADad”.
A white social-media-style post has a circular profile picture at upper left showing a bouquet of colorful flowers against a pink background. To its right is the username “daryclindbergh,” followed by five emojis: a dark circular face or figure, an orange paw print, a purple paw print, a red octagonal sign with a white symbol, and a blue stylized object. Below, in large black lowercase text, it reads: “the thing about everything is that it all gets easier with practice, so be careful what you practice” (the sentence is split across two lines). A white social-media-style post has a circular profile picture at upper left showing a bouquet of colorful flowers against a pink background. To its right is the username “daryclindbergh,” followed by five emojis: a dark circular face or figure, an orange paw print, a purple paw print, a red octagonal sign with a white symbol, and a blue stylized object. Below, in large black lowercase text, it reads: “the thing about everything is that it all gets easier with practice, so be careful what you practice” (the sentence is split across two lines).
A hand-drawn black-and-white meme has three lines of handwritten text at the top reading, “mother put me in this contraption of frippery with the promise of more slop”. Below is a wide-eyed cat with pointed ears, a small frowning mouth, outstretched arms, striped clothing, a very large bow around its neck, and dark rounded feet; its fluffy tail extends to the right and is labeled “catercrumb”. Handwritten text at the bottom reads, “but no slop has appeared.” A hand-drawn black-and-white meme has three lines of handwritten text at the top reading, “mother put me in this contraption of frippery with the promise of more slop”. Below is a wide-eyed cat with pointed ears, a small frowning mouth, outstretched arms, striped clothing, a very large bow around its neck, and dark rounded feet; its fluffy tail extends to the right and is labeled “catercrumb”. Handwritten text at the bottom reads, “but no slop has appeared.”
A rocky alpine mountainside fills the foreground, dotted with small yellow and white wildflowers, patches of lingering snow, and scattered evergreen trees descending toward a broad green valley. Jagged, snow-streaked mountain ranges stretch across the middle distance beneath a bright blue sky filled with large white clouds. In the lower-left corner, a TikTok watermark reads “TikTok” and “@jackinamerica”. This meme is a video; captions are not available. 0:19
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A screenshot of a Google-style Samoyed information page. Across the top is a collage of fluffy white Samoyed dogs: a large dog standing outdoors on the left, smaller dog photos arranged on the right, and a “More images” overlay on one photo; a share icon appears to the right of the heading. Below, the heading reads “Samoyed,” with “Friend” underneath. The description says, “The Samoyed is a large friend they are very fluffy and I love them so very much. They give big hug soft and kiss and wag tail Wikipedia”. The listed details read: “Very Good: Yes”, “Hug Time: forever”, “Favourite Things: Friends :)”, “Height: BIG”, “Weight: PERFECT”, and “Colors: Beautiful”. A screenshot of a Google-style Samoyed information page. Across the top is a collage of fluffy white Samoyed dogs: a large dog standing outdoors on the left, smaller dog photos arranged on the right, and a “More images” overlay on one photo; a share icon appears to the right of the heading. Below, the heading reads “Samoyed,” with “Friend” underneath. The description says, “The Samoyed is a large friend they are very fluffy and I love them so very much. They give big hug soft and kiss and wag tail Wikipedia”. The listed details read: “Very Good: Yes”, “Hug Time: forever”, “Favourite Things: Friends :)”, “Height: BIG”, “Weight: PERFECT”, and “Colors: Beautiful”.
A two-panel He-Man meme from *Masters of the Universe* with a yellow-and-black border. In the upper panel, a muscular blond cartoon man in a blue harness points toward the viewer with a confident expression. Large bold yellow text with black outlines reads: “Remember folks FitBits are just modern day tamagotchi's. Except the stupid animal you're trying to keep healthy is you.” In the lower panel, the same character is seen from behind, wearing red briefs and red boots while riding a blue flying vehicle through a dark, fantastical landscape with trees and other figures in the background. Large yellow text at the bottom reads: “Until next time friends.” A two-panel He-Man meme from *Masters of the Universe* with a yellow-and-black border. In the upper panel, a muscular blond cartoon man in a blue harness points toward the viewer with a confident expression. Large bold yellow text with black outlines reads: “Remember folks FitBits are just modern day tamagotchi's. Except the stupid animal you're trying to keep healthy is you.” In the lower panel, the same character is seen from behind, wearing red briefs and red boots while riding a blue flying vehicle through a dark, fantastical landscape with trees and other figures in the background. Large yellow text at the bottom reads: “Until next time friends.”
On a solid purple background, a hand-drawn white unicorn faces left in the center, with a small smile, black eyes, a yellow horn, rainbow-colored mane and tail, and yellow-tipped hooves. Handwritten white text arches above it reading, “I MAY BE CRINGE BUT,” and text below reads, “YOU’RE MEAN & THAT’S WORSE”. On a solid purple background, a hand-drawn white unicorn faces left in the center, with a small smile, black eyes, a yellow horn, rainbow-colored mane and tail, and yellow-tipped hooves. Handwritten white text arches above it reading, “I MAY BE CRINGE BUT,” and text below reads, “YOU’RE MEAN & THAT’S WORSE”.
A political compass-style meme is arranged as a large four-quadrant grid with black arrowed axes: “Authoritarian” at the top, “Libertarian” at the bottom, “Economic-” and “Left” on the left, and “Economic” and “Right” on the right. Each quadrant contains a circular portrait: a stern dark-haired woman in the upper-left pink quadrant, an older bald man in glasses and a suit in the upper-right blue quadrant, a bearded man in a robe holding a cup in the lower-left green quadrant, and a gray-haired man with yellow-tinted glasses pointing toward the viewer in the lower-right purple quadrant. A smaller circular portrait of a worried-looking dark-haired man overlaps the center. On the right, a separate white box contains the bold heading “NOTHING” above a circular photograph of three men in dark clothing, with the foreground man facing the viewer and two others behind him. A political compass-style meme is arranged as a large four-quadrant grid with black arrowed axes: “Authoritarian” at the top, “Libertarian” at the bottom, “Economic-” and “Left” on the left, and “Economic” and “Right” on the right. Each quadrant contains a circular portrait: a stern dark-haired woman in the upper-left pink quadrant, an older bald man in glasses and a suit in the upper-right blue quadrant, a bearded man in a robe holding a cup in the lower-left green quadrant, and a gray-haired man with yellow-tinted glasses pointing toward the viewer in the lower-right purple quadrant. A smaller circular portrait of a worried-looking dark-haired man overlaps the center. On the right, a separate white box contains the bold heading “NOTHING” above a circular photograph of three men in dark clothing, with the foreground man facing the viewer and two others behind him.
At the top, white text on a black background reads, “Malört: Maybe tonight’s the night you fight your roommate”. Below it is a vintage-style liquor advertisement with a yellow background and rounded corners: a gray-haired person in black clothing grimaces with eyes closed while holding a small glass of amber liquid in their left hand. Large red text across the center reads “MALÖRT”, with the person partly obscured behind the letters. Beneath it, white text reads “Do Not Enjoy. Responsibly.” Small white print at the bottom reads “35% Alcohol by Volume · Jeppson's Malört Liqueur · Made by CH Distillery, Chicago USA” and “"Malört" is a registered trademark of the Carl Jeppson Company.” At the top, white text on a black background reads, “Malört: Maybe tonight’s the night you fight your roommate”. Below it is a vintage-style liquor advertisement with a yellow background and rounded corners: a gray-haired person in black clothing grimaces with eyes closed while holding a small glass of amber liquid in their left hand. Large red text across the center reads “MALÖRT”, with the person partly obscured behind the letters. Beneath it, white text reads “Do Not Enjoy. Responsibly.” Small white print at the bottom reads “35% Alcohol by Volume · Jeppson's Malört Liqueur · Made by CH Distillery, Chicago USA” and “"Malört" is a registered trademark of the Carl Jeppson Company.”
A black gothic-style card is bordered on all four sides by cream-colored roses and skeletal arms and hands; two skulls surrounded by flowers appear at the top, and a decorative flourish with a small central skull appears at the bottom. Centered cream serif text reads: “IN CASE NO ONE TOLD YOU TODAY: YOUR TEETH LOOK SHARP YOUR VISAGE TERRIFIES MEN THE CROWN OF FEMURS ATOP YOUR HEAD IS DAZZLING”. A black gothic-style card is bordered on all four sides by cream-colored roses and skeletal arms and hands; two skulls surrounded by flowers appear at the top, and a decorative flourish with a small central skull appears at the bottom. Centered cream serif text reads: “IN CASE NO ONE TOLD YOU TODAY: YOUR TEETH LOOK SHARP YOUR VISAGE TERRIFIES MEN THE CROWN OF FEMURS ATOP YOUR HEAD IS DAZZLING”.
A white-background Pokémon GO meme collage features an elongated, pale-gray Alolan Exeggutor-like creature angled from the lower right toward the upper center. Its long neck ends in a cluster of green palm leaves and three yellow, cartoonish heads with sleepy or laughing expressions; a smaller green stalk with a coconut-like shape protrudes from its lower right side. The Pokémon GO logo appears in the lower left. Beneath it, large pink-and-white text reads “to work high as shit lmao,” and black text below reads “steal a printer.” A white-background Pokémon GO meme collage features an elongated, pale-gray Alolan Exeggutor-like creature angled from the lower right toward the upper center. Its long neck ends in a cluster of green palm leaves and three yellow, cartoonish heads with sleepy or laughing expressions; a smaller green stalk with a coconut-like shape protrudes from its lower right side. The Pokémon GO logo appears in the lower left. Beneath it, large pink-and-white text reads “to work high as shit lmao,” and black text below reads “steal a printer.”
The meme has three lines of black text on a white background above a rounded-corner still: “My partner: How was your day?” followed by “Me: I don't want to talk about it” and “My partner:”. Below, a long-haired, bearded older man with an intense expression looks toward the camera in blue-green lighting; the background is dark with glowing patterned highlights. Over the lower part of the still, the caption reads “So you have chosen... Cuddles”, with “Cuddles” in large bold white letters outlined in black. The meme has three lines of black text on a white background above a rounded-corner still: “My partner: How was your day?” followed by “Me: I don't want to talk about it” and “My partner:”. Below, a long-haired, bearded older man with an intense expression looks toward the camera in blue-green lighting; the background is dark with glowing patterned highlights. Over the lower part of the still, the caption reads “So you have chosen... Cuddles”, with “Cuddles” in large bold white letters outlined in black.
A low-resolution still from the Pingu meme template shows Pingu, a black-and-white penguin puppet, sitting on a wooden chair with his flippers crossed and his orange feet dangling over the front edge. He faces forward with wide circular eyes and an open pink beak. Yellow text in the upper-right reads, “well now I am not doing it” on two lines. A low-resolution still from the Pingu meme template shows Pingu, a black-and-white penguin puppet, sitting on a wooden chair with his flippers crossed and his orange feet dangling over the front edge. He faces forward with wide circular eyes and an open pink beak. Yellow text in the upper-right reads, “well now I am not doing it” on two lines.
A square meme on a peach-colored background features a small white plush mouse centered in the frame, facing forward with black bead eyes, a pink nose, large round ears with pink inner sections, and one raised arm. It wears a pointed pink, purple, and blue party hat with a white pom-pom and a rainbow-colored ruffled collar with small gold bells. Large white text with black outlines at the top reads, “The horrors are never ending”; large white text with black outlines at the bottom reads, “Yet I remain,” followed by “silly” in bright blue with a black outline. A square meme on a peach-colored background features a small white plush mouse centered in the frame, facing forward with black bead eyes, a pink nose, large round ears with pink inner sections, and one raised arm. It wears a pointed pink, purple, and blue party hat with a white pom-pom and a rainbow-colored ruffled collar with small gold bells. Large white text with black outlines at the top reads, “The horrors are never ending”; large white text with black outlines at the bottom reads, “Yet I remain,” followed by “silly” in bright blue with a black outline.
A two-panel “It’s beautiful. I’ve looked at this for five hours now” meme template features Tom Haverford from *Parks and Recreation*. In the upper-left panel, he looks downward with a solemn, admiring expression, wearing a dark suit, pale pink shirt, and striped tie; yellow text reads, “IT’S BEAUTIFUL.” In the upper-right panel, he faces the camera with a serious, intent expression; yellow text reads, “I’VE LOOKED AT THIS FOR FIVE HOURS NOW”. Beneath the panels is a white section with the text and logo “WARHAMMER COMMUNITY” at upper left, a detailed painted fantasy dwarf miniature centered below—a red-bearded, armored warrior with a horned helmet crest holding a large double-bladed axe—and an orange Reddit logo at lower right. A two-panel “It’s beautiful. I’ve looked at this for five hours now” meme template features Tom Haverford from *Parks and Recreation*. In the upper-left panel, he looks downward with a solemn, admiring expression, wearing a dark suit, pale pink shirt, and striped tie; yellow text reads, “IT’S BEAUTIFUL.” In the upper-right panel, he faces the camera with a serious, intent expression; yellow text reads, “I’VE LOOKED AT THIS FOR FIVE HOURS NOW”. Beneath the panels is a white section with the text and logo “WARHAMMER COMMUNITY” at upper left, a detailed painted fantasy dwarf miniature centered below—a red-bearded, armored warrior with a horned helmet crest holding a large double-bladed axe—and an orange Reddit logo at lower right.
A screenshot of a social-media post on a white background. At the top left is a small circular profile picture, followed by the username “Ouaquaga on Chenango” and handle “@JnxOuaquaga”; a three-dot menu appears at the top right. Large black text below reads exactly: “Being autistic is repeating the exact thing you meant over and over, very clearly, while the people around you make a game out of seeing how much they can misunderstand you.” A screenshot of a social-media post on a white background. At the top left is a small circular profile picture, followed by the username “Ouaquaga on Chenango” and handle “@JnxOuaquaga”; a three-dot menu appears at the top right. Large black text below reads exactly: “Being autistic is repeating the exact thing you meant over and over, very clearly, while the people around you make a game out of seeing how much they can misunderstand you.”
A piece of white, gridded fabric features colorful cross-stitch embroidery: a green vine with curling ends and small pink, red, and yellow flowers runs horizontally above and below three centered lines of large black text reading “NOT” on the first line, “TODAY.” on the second, and “SATAN” on the third. A piece of white, gridded fabric features colorful cross-stitch embroidery: a green vine with curling ends and small pink, red, and yellow flowers runs horizontally above and below three centered lines of large black text reading “NOT” on the first line, “TODAY.” on the second, and “SATAN” on the third.
A dark navy social-media post screenshot has a circular profile photo at upper left showing a pale-skinned blonde woman with long hair and a neutral expression. To its right, the display name reads “atrophy wife 🎀,” with the handle “@zuza_real” beneath it; a vertical three-dot menu appears at upper right. Large white text below reads: “aura is just gen z "like a boss". peakslop is guilty pleasure. the circle keeps spinning and there's no way to stop it. (i tend to my secret flame) it's all so brittle... (my health bar appears on screen) so frail...” A thin light-gray scrollbar is visible along the far right edge. A dark navy social-media post screenshot has a circular profile photo at upper left showing a pale-skinned blonde woman with long hair and a neutral expression. To its right, the display name reads “atrophy wife 🎀,” with the handle “@zuza_real” beneath it; a vertical three-dot menu appears at upper right. Large white text below reads: “aura is just gen z "like a boss". peakslop is guilty pleasure. the circle keeps spinning and there's no way to stop it. (i tend to my secret flame) it's all so brittle... (my health bar appears on screen) so frail...” A thin light-gray scrollbar is visible along the far right edge.
A close-up photograph shows a tiny pale crab resting on the fingers of an open, cupped human hand, emphasizing its miniature size. The crab faces the camera with its legs and claws spread, while grains of sand cling to the hand and crab. Centered above the crab is the text, “Okay so basically, am very smol”. A close-up photograph shows a tiny pale crab resting on the fingers of an open, cupped human hand, emphasizing its miniature size. The crab faces the camera with its legs and claws spread, while grains of sand cling to the hand and crab. Centered above the crab is the text, “Okay so basically, am very smol”.
A square meme-style illustration depicts three tall trees standing side by side in a dark, dense forest, each with a stylized human face embedded in its trunk, blue-gray skin, half-lidded eyes, and a small glowing white orb with orange rays on its forehead. The left and right trees are partly cropped by the edges, while the center tree is fully visible from its leafy canopy to its roots and grassy base. Large white serif text with black outlines reads “The trees have spoken” across the upper center and “you should be more cringe” across the lower center. A square meme-style illustration depicts three tall trees standing side by side in a dark, dense forest, each with a stylized human face embedded in its trunk, blue-gray skin, half-lidded eyes, and a small glowing white orb with orange rays on its forehead. The left and right trees are partly cropped by the edges, while the center tree is fully visible from its leafy canopy to its roots and grassy base. Large white serif text with black outlines reads “The trees have spoken” across the upper center and “you should be more cringe” across the lower center.
At the top, large lowercase text reads “congratulations!” Below it is a black-and-white line drawing of a large wooden barrel in the foreground, with a crab partly hidden behind it; the crab’s shell, legs, two raised claws, and one eye stalk are visible on the right. Beneath the drawing, two centered lines of text read “You found Albert, the Unfindable Crab!” and “Now Time will collapse.” At the top, large lowercase text reads “congratulations!” Below it is a black-and-white line drawing of a large wooden barrel in the foreground, with a crab partly hidden behind it; the crab’s shell, legs, two raised claws, and one eye stalk are visible on the right. Beneath the drawing, two centered lines of text read “You found Albert, the Unfindable Crab!” and “Now Time will collapse.”
A nighttime photograph of a large radio telescope dish at an observatory, aimed diagonally upward against a blue, cloud-filled sky, with mountains silhouetted along the horizon and smaller antenna structures in the foreground. White labels with arrows identify parts of the telescope: “HEAVY-DUTY WIGGLER” points to the supporting framework on the left, “CHATTY DOOTER” points toward the center of the dish, “SMOL BOUNCER” points to a small dish or receiver above it, “SNACK BOWL” points to the main dish, “TWIRLER” points to the rotating base, and “SPACE FRENS” appears in the upper-right with an arrow pointing toward the sky. A nighttime photograph of a large radio telescope dish at an observatory, aimed diagonally upward against a blue, cloud-filled sky, with mountains silhouetted along the horizon and smaller antenna structures in the foreground. White labels with arrows identify parts of the telescope: “HEAVY-DUTY WIGGLER” points to the supporting framework on the left, “CHATTY DOOTER” points toward the center of the dish, “SMOL BOUNCER” points to a small dish or receiver above it, “SNACK BOWL” points to the main dish, “TWIRLER” points to the rotating base, and “SPACE FRENS” appears in the upper-right with an arrow pointing toward the sky.
The image uses a captions-style meme format and shows two spotted cheetahs. One cheetah in the foreground faces the camera with its mouth open, exposing its teeth and fangs. Behind it, a second cheetah also has its mouth open, with its tongue hanging out and teeth visible. Large white uppercase text at the top reads, “WHEN THE TRAVELER WANTS WARES,” and large white uppercase text along the bottom reads, “BUT HAS NO COIN.” The image uses a captions-style meme format and shows two spotted cheetahs. One cheetah in the foreground faces the camera with its mouth open, exposing its teeth and fangs. Behind it, a second cheetah also has its mouth open, with its tongue hanging out and teeth visible. Large white uppercase text at the top reads, “WHEN THE TRAVELER WANTS WARES,” and large white uppercase text along the bottom reads, “BUT HAS NO COIN.”
A pale human skeleton sits slouched on a weathered wooden bench in a dark, dense forest, with its arms hanging loosely and one hand resting near its lap. Large distressed white text across the top reads, “TODAY FUCKEN SUCKED DICK.” Large distressed red text across the lower half reads, “AND SUCKING DICK WHIPS ASS.” Yellow italic text along the bottom reads, “have a good one!” The image is overlaid with repeated semi-transparent 123RF stock-photo watermarks. A pale human skeleton sits slouched on a weathered wooden bench in a dark, dense forest, with its arms hanging loosely and one hand resting near its lap. Large distressed white text across the top reads, “TODAY FUCKEN SUCKED DICK.” Large distressed red text across the lower half reads, “AND SUCKING DICK WHIPS ASS.” Yellow italic text along the bottom reads, “have a good one!” The image is overlaid with repeated semi-transparent 123RF stock-photo watermarks.
A Shiba Inu stands on a conference-room table between two seated people, with its mouth open as if yawning or speaking and its tail curled upward. A speakerphone, phones, papers, and a laptop are on the table; a television and soundbar are mounted on the wall behind them. Below the photo is a Twitter-style post from “Jemele Hill,” handle “@jemelehill,” dated “10/31/18,” with the caption “PER MY LAST EMAIL.” A Shiba Inu stands on a conference-room table between two seated people, with its mouth open as if yawning or speaking and its tail curled upward. A speakerphone, phones, papers, and a laptop are on the table; a television and soundbar are mounted on the wall behind them. Below the photo is a Twitter-style post from “Jemele Hill,” handle “@jemelehill,” dated “10/31/18,” with the caption “PER MY LAST EMAIL.”
A vertical TikTok-style screenshot shows a young man with brown hair in the foreground, looking toward the camera with a tired or blank expression, seated beside the open window or side of a tram or bus traveling through a brightly lit city street at night. Other passengers are visible behind him, and wet pavement, storefronts, streetlights, and vehicles appear in the background. Large white text with black outlines across the upper half reads: `"have you seen" - no i haven't.` `live watched 6 films in my` `entire life and finished 2 shows.` `I dont understand the reference and i` `dont know who that actor is` On the right are TikTok interface elements: a circular profile picture above a pink plus sign, a heart icon with `457.2K`, and a comment bubble with `2,458`. A vertical TikTok-style screenshot shows a young man with brown hair in the foreground, looking toward the camera with a tired or blank expression, seated beside the open window or side of a tram or bus traveling through a brightly lit city street at night. Other passengers are visible behind him, and wet pavement, storefronts, streetlights, and vehicles appear in the background. Large white text with black outlines across the upper half reads: `"have you seen" - no i haven't.` `live watched 6 films in my` `entire life and finished 2 shows.` `I dont understand the reference and i` `dont know who that actor is` On the right are TikTok interface elements: a circular profile picture above a pink plus sign, a heart icon with `457.2K`, and a comment bubble with `2,458`.
A Facebook post titled “Trolley problem memes,” posted “45 mins” ago, contains the text: “You are the conductor of a trolley in the complex plane, surrounded on all sides by people, stretching out to infinity. The trolley will start at 0 and move iteratively, its next position calculated as f(z) = z^2 + c, where z is its current position. c is arbitrary. You may set it to any complex number, but cannot change it once the trolley starts moving. For what values of c will the death toll not be infinite?” Below the text is a black-and-white gridded diagram resembling a Mandelbrot-set plot: a large rounded, roughly bulb-shaped white region filled with square grid lines occupies the center-right, a smaller circular gridded region is attached on the left, and several smaller gridded circular protrusions extend from the top, bottom, and sides; the surrounding area is densely covered with diagonal hatching. A small illustrated trolley sits inside the large central region. At the bottom are Facebook reaction icons followed by “215,” then “45 Comments” and “25 Shares,” with buttons labeled “Like,” “Comment,” and “Share.” A Facebook post titled “Trolley problem memes,” posted “45 mins” ago, contains the text: “You are the conductor of a trolley in the complex plane, surrounded on all sides by people, stretching out to infinity. The trolley will start at 0 and move iteratively, its next position calculated as f(z) = z^2 + c, where z is its current position. c is arbitrary. You may set it to any complex number, but cannot change it once the trolley starts moving. For what values of c will the death toll not be infinite?” Below the text is a black-and-white gridded diagram resembling a Mandelbrot-set plot: a large rounded, roughly bulb-shaped white region filled with square grid lines occupies the center-right, a smaller circular gridded region is attached on the left, and several smaller gridded circular protrusions extend from the top, bottom, and sides; the surrounding area is densely covered with diagonal hatching. A small illustrated trolley sits inside the large central region. At the bottom are Facebook reaction icons followed by “215,” then “45 Comments” and “25 Shares,” with buttons labeled “Like,” “Comment,” and “Share.”
A vintage-style graphic on a white background features a teal, sketch-like raccoon standing upright with both paws raised. Above it, curved text reads “Aee of” in script and “MY FLABBERS” in large bold letters; below the raccoon, large bold text reads “ARE GASTED.” A vintage-style graphic on a white background features a teal, sketch-like raccoon standing upright with both paws raised. Above it, curved text reads “Aee of” in script and “MY FLABBERS” in large bold letters; below the raccoon, large bold text reads “ARE GASTED.”
A vintage television talk-show set decorated in pink, with a large heart-shaped sign reading “Heart to Heart” in glowing cursive lettering, accompanied by three heart symbols. On the left, a mustached man with wavy brown hair sits on a couch in a tan suit, white shirt, and dark tie, looking toward the camera while holding a pink cue card. The card reads “WTF22 TV,” “Heart to Heart,” and smaller text including “Tania & Tonic” and “The …” beneath it. On the right, a tall gray dinosaur resembling a velociraptor sits upright beside him, wearing a pink bow tie and facing left with its mouth open. A leafy plant and heart-shaped wall decorations are behind them; a coffee table in front holds a flower arrangement, a pink heart ornament, and two white mugs labeled “WTF22 TV” with small heart symbols. This meme is a video; captions are not available. 0:21
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A pie chart titled “Time spent in the shower.” The legend in the upper right has an orange square labeled “Cleaning myself” and a blue square labeled “mmMmM hot worter.” The chart is mostly blue, with a small orange slice at the upper left representing roughly 10 percent. A pie chart titled “Time spent in the shower.” The legend in the upper right has an orange square labeled “Cleaning myself” and a blue square labeled “mmMmM hot worter.” The chart is mostly blue, with a small orange slice at the upper left representing roughly 10 percent.
A woman with short blond hair stands in a decorated living room, holding a large gray triangular object diagonally across her body from the upper left toward the lower right; dark mechanical details are visible near its lower end. She wears a dark purple top, dark pants, and black slip-on shoes, with her legs spread apart and a neutral expression. The room contains a Christmas tree, holiday decorations, a lit table lamp, a wooden display cabinet, furniture, and a patterned rug. Large red text across the top reads “Me drunk,” and diagonal red text across the gray object reads “<Letting the homies know I love them”. A woman with short blond hair stands in a decorated living room, holding a large gray triangular object diagonally across her body from the upper left toward the lower right; dark mechanical details are visible near its lower end. She wears a dark purple top, dark pants, and black slip-on shoes, with her legs spread apart and a neutral expression. The room contains a Christmas tree, holiday decorations, a lit table lamp, a wooden display cabinet, furniture, and a patterned rug. Large red text across the top reads “Me drunk,” and diagonal red text across the gray object reads “<Letting the homies know I love them”.
A parody product package is shown against a store shelf, held at the lower right by a hand. The package has a pink border with the word “PANTS” repeated vertically along the left side and large black-and-red headline text reading “UNFORTUNATELY PANTS.” In the central clear compartment is a pair of white pants, with a green, skinny alien figure behind them. Above the pants, the word “PANTS” is repeated several times in pale lettering. On the right are three comic-style panels: the top shows a dark-haired woman in a corset-like outfit saying “IT IS JUST PANTS,” with a small label reading “obvious pants”; the middle shows the same woman holding the pants and saying “THE ITEM IS PANTS”; and the bottom shows a bearded man in a striped shirt holding his forehead and saying “OH GODDAMMIT NOT PANTS.” A parody product package is shown against a store shelf, held at the lower right by a hand. The package has a pink border with the word “PANTS” repeated vertically along the left side and large black-and-red headline text reading “UNFORTUNATELY PANTS.” In the central clear compartment is a pair of white pants, with a green, skinny alien figure behind them. Above the pants, the word “PANTS” is repeated several times in pale lettering. On the right are three comic-style panels: the top shows a dark-haired woman in a corset-like outfit saying “IT IS JUST PANTS,” with a small label reading “obvious pants”; the middle shows the same woman holding the pants and saying “THE ITEM IS PANTS”; and the bottom shows a bearded man in a striped shirt holding his forehead and saying “OH GODDAMMIT NOT PANTS.”
At the top, large black text on a white background reads, “Don’t talk to me when I wake up, I need an hour to defrost.” Below, in a still from *The Simpsons*, Homer Simpson lies on his side in bed under a light-blue blanket, facing left. His eyes are wide open, his mouth is closed, and he looks blank and unresponsive. A purple wall and curtain are behind him, and part of a yellow pillow or blanket is visible at the right. At the top, large black text on a white background reads, “Don’t talk to me when I wake up, I need an hour to defrost.” Below, in a still from *The Simpsons*, Homer Simpson lies on his side in bed under a light-blue blanket, facing left. His eyes are wide open, his mouth is closed, and he looks blank and unresponsive. A purple wall and curtain are behind him, and part of a yellow pillow or blanket is visible at the right.
A square meme with a textured blue background, a purple border, and pink glow accents. Large pink handwritten text across the top reads, “If I have to experience”. Beneath it, large white dripping horror-style lettering reads, “MAN MADE HORRORS BEYOND MY COMPREHENSION”. A long, horizontally stretched pink-and-lavender creature occupies the center: it has a rounded head on the left with two small blue eyes, a simple mouth, small protrusions on top, several short limbs, and a thick curved tail extending toward the lower right. Pink handwritten text along the bottom reads, “I’m at least gonna be really Silly about it”. Small faint text near the lower right reads, “weird memes for existential enjoyment”. A square meme with a textured blue background, a purple border, and pink glow accents. Large pink handwritten text across the top reads, “If I have to experience”. Beneath it, large white dripping horror-style lettering reads, “MAN MADE HORRORS BEYOND MY COMPREHENSION”. A long, horizontally stretched pink-and-lavender creature occupies the center: it has a rounded head on the left with two small blue eyes, a simple mouth, small protrusions on top, several short limbs, and a thick curved tail extending toward the lower right. Pink handwritten text along the bottom reads, “I’m at least gonna be really Silly about it”. Small faint text near the lower right reads, “weird memes for existential enjoyment”.
A cartoon frame from *The Simpsons* shows an elderly bald man with pale yellow skin, round glasses, a large white mustache, and a brown jacket, standing indoors and clutching the top of his head with one hand while grimacing with his mouth open. A white cloth or bandage-like object rests on his head. A potted plant and wooden furniture are visible in the background. White all-caps caption text along the bottom reads: “OH, MY. THAT STEAMED CARROT WAS A BIT SPICY FOR ME.” A cartoon frame from *The Simpsons* shows an elderly bald man with pale yellow skin, round glasses, a large white mustache, and a brown jacket, standing indoors and clutching the top of his head with one hand while grimacing with his mouth open. A white cloth or bandage-like object rests on his head. A potted plant and wooden furniture are visible in the background. White all-caps caption text along the bottom reads: “OH, MY. THAT STEAMED CARROT WAS A BIT SPICY FOR ME.”
At the top, black text on a white background reads, “You swerve to avoid a squirrel. Unknown to you, the squirrel pledges a life debt to you. In your darkest hour, the squirrel arrives.” Below, a squirrel stands on grass beside a small log, dressed in shiny medieval-style armor and holding a shield; its large bushy tail curves upward behind it. The squirrel’s head is turned toward the left, and its visible eye faces forward. The shield is decorated with a brown and gold heraldic design, and a sword or other weapon is strapped at its side. At the top, black text on a white background reads, “You swerve to avoid a squirrel. Unknown to you, the squirrel pledges a life debt to you. In your darkest hour, the squirrel arrives.” Below, a squirrel stands on grass beside a small log, dressed in shiny medieval-style armor and holding a shield; its large bushy tail curves upward behind it. The squirrel’s head is turned toward the left, and its visible eye faces forward. The shield is decorated with a brown and gold heraldic design, and a sword or other weapon is strapped at its side.
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