Contrariwise the Wizardly

Those That Tremble as if They Were Mad

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Contrariwise is Human and can make mistakes. Please double-check responses.

I Shouldn’t Start a MUD

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Full disclosure for those who know me well. I’ll sometimes start with a provocative statement and all the reasons I know I shouldn’t do something only to arrive at: “but YOLO here we go anyway!”

This time, I think, that’s not the destination. This isn’t me secretly explaining why I’m going to start a MUD in the Year of our Holy Gashapon, 2026. Probably. Maybe. Almost certainly.

But First, I Digress

I like people. Here we must start before all else, because otherwise it might start to sound like I’m a misanthrope. I really truly do like people. I like chatting with my friends. I enjoy whiling away the hours in pleasant company.

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My body is a temple to a dark and ancient god.

Older than thought, its wisdom carved in my genes by a thousand and a thousand ancestors. It predates me, it will postdate me. It demands worship through cravings, through exhaustion, through pain.

To sate its dark hungers I must move, I must rest. I must feed, I must fast. It craves the stillness of clear water and green things from the earth.

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Ash: “Put that away.”

Me: “What?”

Ash: “Your whimsy.”

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One sentence on each place in Europe that I’ve been, in order of preference.

🇳🇴 Oslo, Norway

Perfection.

🇳🇴 Kristiansand, Norway

Feels like walking through a storybook about mice that run a bookstore.

🇩🇪 Berlin, Germany

I will spend the rest of my life angry that nowhere in the US has public transit this good.

🇱🇹 Klaipeda, Lithuania

Purchased a book of soviet propaganda art from a woman who spoke almost no English, 10/10, no notes.

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“What is soup, but a potion for the soul?”

— Ash

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“The French are good at two things: bread. Snails.”

— Ash