Contrariwise the Wizardly

Professional computer toucher, amateur wizard, full-time soup enthusiast

Hobbit Meal 2025

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During last year’s Hobbit Meal (which, apparently, I didn’t post about,) I ended up serving way too much bread. Don’t get me wrong. I like bread. But by the third or fourth meal of the day, it was too much. This year I’ve cut it down just to the biscuits in the biscuits + gravy, plus the stuffing which is technically bread but I think mostly doesn’t count.

Without further ado, here’s the plan.

0700 Breakfast

  • Egg Muffins w/ bell pepper: make ahead. In fact, I need to go start these after dinner tonight.

0900 Second Breakfast

  • Butter-garlic-thyme mushrooms.

1100 Elevenses

  • Biscuits + gravy. Real sausage gravy made the hard way.

1300 Luncheon

  • Charcuterie. The meats come from the better local grocery store, and the cheeses from Trader Joe’s.

1500 Afternoon Tea

  • Deviled eggs. Maybe. My plan was to outsource this, but I forgot to confirm the place is even open tomorrow, and I don’t know that I want to encourage businesses to be open on holidays. I might have enough eggs to take a crack at doing this myself, but good deviled eggs aren’t a recipe I’ve cracked yet.

1800 Dinner

  • Sous vide turkey breast medallions.
  • Cornbread stuffing.
  • Crispy roasted potatoes.
  • Salad or something probably. A leaf.

2100 Supper

  • Dessert.
  • Leftovers.

It’s a lot of food, but believe it or not, it’s less than last year. I learned real quick that I needed to scale back how much I made of everything because even though my eyes often outpace my stomach, seven “small” meals is still a lot of food.

Eventually I’d like to throw open the doors to Hobbit Meal as something of a “friendsgiving,” but none of my friends who live near me are looking for a place to go on Thanksgiving, which is probably for the best all things considered.