Contrariwise the Wizardly

Fabulous Ones

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Ash: “what’s the cutest mammal?”

Me: “are moths a mammal?”

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By age 400 you should have:

  • defeated at least one plant.
  • three orbs, at least one of which is cursed.
  • read half of the 100 Greatest Tomes list.
  • five mortal enemies, two blood pledges, and one kingdom in your thrall.
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From the journals of St. Rev. Dr. McPunch, Dweller, Vault 76

“Reclamation day” my entire ass. The vault has everything we need, and I’ve spent most of my life in it! Everyone else was in a hurry to get out and see the world. I’ll tell you what you’ll see: a fat lot of nothing. How could there be anything to see? Twenty years isn’t nearly enough time to clear the rads. But I’m running out of food, and I’m going to have to go out there eventually. Might as well be on my terms.

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